Anyone fancy giving some advise??

[Sophie123]

To cut a long story short, my x's best mate has a crush on me, ive always said i cant go there because i dont think its right, but i wouldnt go there anyway just cus he is who he is.

Anyway, at 4am this morning i get a text, its a picture message of his *ahem*

I ignored it and then when i got back from work 2day theres another text from him saying 'please tell me i didnt text you a picture last night'

What do i do????
Its embarrasing, do i tell him i got it...do i ignore him....do i pretend i cant recieve pictures on my phone???

:wacko:

[kev999_VTR]

Hmmm......laugh at him and tell him how small it is!

[dinga]

tell him that wee thing wouldnt please a mouse now piss off !

[Kelly]

Be a good person and just say no you didn't

If you ever get with him then I'm sure then you can tell him the truth

[AlexR]

Or just tell him the truth, that you got the pic and you're not interested?

[stu-n-shell]

i would say yes but you neer looked at it

[Crunkers]

Sexual harrassment charges ftw!

[Clouds_mate]

sounds a classy lad.

[Sophie123]

well, there has always been rumours that he is hung like a donkey....which the picture proved to be true...

but still, i didnt feel the need to know that. the rumours were enough for me.

im never ever gonna go there, and ive told him that a hundred times.
but i still wanna be his friend lol.

what to do....

[Amiee]

hahah.. say you didnt get it, that way it wont embarras him either, or you by having to talk about it

[Sophie123]

thats what 1 of my friends said to say...its so disturbuing though!
maybe he should pay for the mental scars he has caused me??

how will i ever be able to look him in the eyes again?!

[bullit]

tell your ex lol

[Amiee]

thats what 1 of my friends said to say...its so disturbuing though!
maybe he should pay for the mental scars he has caused me??

how will i ever be able to look him in the eyes again?!

Dont be a pansy im sure you have seen one before..

Just act like you never seen it .. and forget it lol

[Sophie123]

im not saying i havent seen 1 before, but i have never had a friends '1' forced into my view before.

and bullit, i dont think the ex would care, was a loooong time ago we broke up, he probably told his mate to do it!
its just the excuse i use so i dont have to tell him hes fugy =]

[Jacko]

whats fugy?

[GRAHAM2000VTR]

tell him the truth and that he was out of order and that you dont want anything else more than friendship end off

[Sophie123]

f-ing ugly =]

[bullit]

f-ing ugly =]

whos ugly?

[Tupps]

I'm sorry, god i feel embarrased now :(

[Sophie123]

Tupps is fugly, he just confessed he is the bloke who sent me a pic of his member thismornin.

i was gonna keep his name a secret aswell.

[bullit]

ian send me a pic

[VTR-Chris]

go round and ride him like seabiscuit

[JC-Furio]

He knows he sent it you tbh, otherwise he wouldn't of text you saying "oi bud, i send you a pic of my beast?" or whatever.

Just text him back saying "look mate, i'm impressed, but i prefer them small, cheers for the thought though xx"

See if he offers to cut some off to get with you, that shows true commitment :y:

[puggy]

go round sit on his face and tell him you loved it haha na just tell him how u feel no harm done he showed you his wang its him who will look stupid

[Mitchell]

post the pic up here so we can all compare with our own willys.

[Mr_X]

so you got my pic then?

[jaybiss]

Luke again?

[Sophie123]

i dont think the mods would be impressed if i did post it on here lol!

[puggy]

i dont think the mods would be impressed if i did post it on here lol!

sounds to me like you enjoyed him sending you the pic

[bullit]

did it turn you on sophie?

[Sophie123]

sounds to me like you enjoyed him sending you the pic

how'd you work that 1 out?! :homme:

[Sophie123]

did it turn you on sophie?

not as much as you :-P haha

[Mitchell]

this thread has turned me on if im honest

its a pitty ive just been in the shower.

[puggy]

how'd you work that 1 out?! :homme:

well you wouldnt come on here asking for advice if you didnt want people to pay attention to you and stuff,just tell him to beat it tell him the truth,even though its your ex;s mates he's your ex and what is in the past is in the past if you like him then tell him your ex cant do nothing because your not with him anymore. if you get me

[Sophie123]

if you get me

i dont to be honest, but whatever. :drink:

[littleracer]

To cut a long story short, my x's best mate has a crush on me, ive always said i cant go there because i dont think its right, but i wouldnt go there anyway just cus he is who he is.

Anyway, at 4am this morning i get a text, its a picture message of his *ahem*

I ignored it and then when i got back from work 2day theres another text from him saying 'please tell me i didnt text you a picture last night'

What do i do????
Its embarrasing, do i tell him i got it...do i ignore him....do i pretend i cant recieve pictures on my phone???

:wacko:


tell him he did,and that party sausages dont do it for you and that your ex had a big weener ad that you dont date party sausage studs,
YOU WANT A FULLY GROWN MAN LIKE ME ;).
lol,
in all honestly,if hes harasing you report him to the police.show them hes weener and by the sight of it they will defo do something.
say you are now having to see a shrink lol.
my answere defo FTW and is the funniest one on here.:P

[puggy]

i dont to be honest, but whatever. :drink:

never mind then lol just tell him you got it but your not interested is what i ment:y:

[Sophie123]

i see.
but i still wanna be his friend and i think if i told him i got it, it might make it awkward to be friends.
so maybe save him some embarrassment by teling him i couldnt retrieve it.

ive told him a billion times he just dont do it 4 me.

p.s his members is not small so telling him its tiny would not really be an option lol.
aparently he was very drunk so im guessing he suffers with brewers droop.

lol

[puggy]

i see.
but i still wanna be his friend and i think if i told him i got it, it might make it awkward to be friends.
so maybe save him some embarrassment by teling him i couldnt retrieve it.

ive told him a billion times he just dont do it 4 me.

p.s his members is not small so telling him its tiny would not really be an option lol.
aparently he was very drunk so im guessing he suffers with brewers droop.

lol


ha ha pmsl brewers droop lol. if he is any sort of friend then i dont think it would make things awkward just laugh it off that would be the best way

[Sophie123]

ive decided to tell him that my network text me to say i was sent a pic message and to go to a certain web page and enter a pin to retrieve the pic...

[craig180]

He quite obviously wanted you to see it, and you quite clearly are unsure weather you want a piece.

Send him a pic of your flange and see what response you get from that

ASW

[Sophie123]

i deffo know i dont want a piece...and he is never gonna see my 'flange' tar very much.

[Rogz]

can we see it though?

Theres nout like a bit of pervy picture messages at 4am in the morning like

See what did i tell you kids! Dont drink and dial!

Edit: on a happier note, i got blind drunk last night, had a fight with my best friend, my gf dumped me because i was sick all over the bathroom, then slept in it (oh and called her horrible horrible names! ...) but the good news is... The Rogsters back on the market... WHOS NEXT MUWHAHAHA

[vidal]

Text him a picture of a wedding dress. I guarantee you will never see him again.

V.

[Mr_X]

Text him a picture of a wedding dress. I guarantee you will never see him again.

V.


nothing scares me more tbh.

[Rogz]

get it on with him, then text him and tell him uve got the clap!

[Amiee]

Im sure myself and others have given u good enough advice.. act like you didnt get it .. still be mates woop best for all involved.

Making a mound out of a mole hill tbh

[Sophie123]

Im sure myself and others have given u good enough advice.. act like you didnt get it .. still be mates woop best for all involved.

Making a mound out of a mole hill tbh

look at post #40, ive decided what to do...advise no longer needed, i am now just engaging in conversation.

[Mitchell]

Im sure myself and others have given u good enough advice.. act like you didnt get it .. still be mates woop best for all involved.

Making a mound out of a mole hill tbh

lol you said mound

[potatopete]

Making a mound out of a mole hill tbh

I think you meant "making a mountain out of a mole hill" but we get the point...

[Amiee]

look at post #40, ive decided what to do...advise no longer needed, i am now just engaging in conversation.

cba to look through your "hmmms and maybes" tbh

I think you meant "making a mountain out of a mole hill" but we get the point...

Haha same thing? just diff way of saying it ;)

[littleracer]

silly thread TBH

[adamsax]

He quite obviously wanted you to see it, and you quite clearly are unsure weather you want a piece.

Send him a pic of your flange and see what response you get from that

ASW

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[DJ_Kida]

I would say that he's obviously text you a pic like that because he thinks his success lie's in the lengh of his Magic Stick, and not in his general appearance or whatever.. The worse thing is, he's then text you again and in my opinion he's probably trying to pretend that he'd done it by mistake because he didnt get a reaction out of you when he sent it in the first place.
Do you know where this guy lives?? If so... Upload the pic onto your computer, and get Peejous to make one of them little joke sign things with the black background, then print it off a couple of hundred times and post them on the lamp-post's down his street.. I reckon that would work if your really not that interested, and the caption could be something like "MMS'ing your own Tackle, for when you really are desperate and drunk"

Good idea or what.

[Danhunt]

If its big, whats the problem?