Charv Lasses Vs Non Charv Lasses

[leeroybrown]

What kinda lass do you go for and why? I dont just mean for a random shag either!

Just been to the shop for performace french car mag and came across some hot Chavs

Feckers wanted me to get them a bottle of 20/20

[gozzy-vtr]

lol md 20/20 i did 2 of them 70cl bottles the other nihgt n i dont think ive ever bin so drunk lmfao! i find chavs attractive cos most of them are proper dirty. swallow merchants

[josh1989]

i go for non-chavs and my gf isn't one, but most lasses that seem to fancy me are chav girls. seem to attract them for some reason

[leeroybrown]

swallow merchants

PMSL

grape or watermelon was the dogs when it came to 20/20

[furiomike]

my gf is a farmer. beat that. cow shite all over the saxo ftw.

[yorkie]

chav birds dirty dirty times

[gozzy-vtr]

chav birds dirty dirty times

lol thats what its all about, see the 17 year old chavy sluts walking around in there trackies. one side of me thinks tramp, another side of me think fuckin hell let me PORK u n cum all over your face:A:

[djrem]

been together a good 4 weeks now. think shes the one:
http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/7093/chavpieca8.jpg

[bullit]

chav birds are fit. end of

[leeroybrown]

Bullit - i can see you with a Chav lass 100%

[RK_Audio]

if its a one night thing, then chav girls are easier.....
but if its a girlfriend then a non- chav

[saxo_asa]

my gf aint a chav, which is really weird cause I usually pull 15 year-olds

[Mochachino]

i go for a bit of chav and not chav.

just the style, trackies, timberlands/trainesrs, hoodie or baggy jeans and hoodie, and a lil bit of the chav attitude, but dont like the chav aceent or personality as i think theyre all slags and talk proper ruff.

:) like a bit of classy aswell though ;)

has to be a brunette though

[gozzy-vtr]

my gf aint a chav, which is really weird cause I usually pull 15 year-olds

yea lol. 16 year olds go for me.WHY! they appreciate it tho. im only 18 so i can get away with it

[saxo_asa]

http://tmcq.co.uk/pictures/chav5.jpg

there is no God

[djrem]

i go for a bit of chav and not chav.

just the style, trackies, timberlands/trainesrs, hoodie or baggy jeans and hoodie, and a lil bit of the chav attitude, but dont like the chav aceent or personality as i think theyre all slags and talk proper ruff.

:) like a bit of classy aswell though ;)

has to be a brunette though

lol brv innit :homme:

[saxo_asa]

yea lol. 16 year olds go for me.WHY! they appreciate it tho. im only 18 so i can get away with it

Im knocking on 23! This is whats worrying! :panic:

[djrem]

yea lol. 16 year olds go for me.WHY! they appreciate it tho. im only 18 so i can get away with it

its not illegal though

just dont film it...

[bullit]

Bullit - i can see you with a Chav lass 100%

theres been a bit of both really

[gozzy-vtr]

nop not illegal :) . asdacrewappreciation is 23.. n he pulls 15 year olds he he...

[saxo_asa]

nop not illegal :) . asdacrewappreciation is 23.. n he pulls 15 year olds he he...

well, nearly 23...laugh it up

PS my gf's 19, is that ok?

[leeroybrown]

we ii of course

younger the better...*JOKES*

[gozzy-vtr]

well, nearly 23...laugh it up

PS my gf's 19, is that ok?

yea mate lol :) jokin x

[djrem]

we ii of course

younger the better...*JOKES*

half your age + seven years is the rule.

[williamsvts]

i love chav girls!!!! they make my world go round :P

[stendog]

ex was 100% chav fit as fuck and dirt as fuck too but always thinkin what if the johny splits and i get her pregnant by accident shes going to keep it to get a free house. fuck that new misses is non chav still fit as fuck and dirty tho

[leeroybrown]

ha ha i was waiting for the expert to come and comment

[SamW]

Tbf, chav girls arse' look so mint in joggers... cant stop staring most of the time when i drive past!

[wallsy]

If its a girlfriend, non chav for me.... On a night out, whole different story, seem to all be chav'ish, think its only because im usually drunk though, damn beer goggles! :P

[gozzy-vtr]

lol i sten the expert lol? fiend

[djrem]

ex was 100% chav fit as fuck and dirt as fuck too but always thinkin what if the johny splits and i get her pregnant by accident shes going to keep it to get a free house. fuck that new misses is non chav still fit as fuck and dirty tho

nice:
http://www.bannerblog.com.au/news/picts/BB_700_frankmiller.gif

[williamsvts]

i am the EX-SPURT :P
i even get called king chav by 1 lass, lol

i really do love them!!!! thats why i tell them all lol

[bullit]

ex was 100% chav fit as fuck and dirt as fuck too but always thinkin what if the johny splits and i get her pregnant by accident shes going to keep it to get a free house. fuck that new misses is non chav still fit as fuck and dirty tho

are you a chav "snigger"

[williamsvts]

i am, king chav at that!!!!!

[bullit]

i am, king chav at that!!!!!

you are with that haircut lol ;)

[williamsvts]

exactly, i wouldnt be saying it if i didnt mean it.

[97vtr]

more fit chav pics?

[williamsvts]

when steve comes online ask him for the chav pussy pics i text him last week.

[yorkie]

fcs mission 1: pull chavvyish bird over the weekend

winner to get candlelit dinner with jimo and maybe afterwards some sexytimes.............

[stendog]

no i wouldnt say im chav. use to dress like one not anymore though. they do look fit in trakies with frenchies showing over the top though

[williamsvts]

when is french car show? i might come down, i'll have a shot like. should have the ax vtr sorted by then.

[leeroybrown]

22nd June

i think you should come

[yorkie]

yeah you should........

[williamsvts]

lol, i'll try and get sorted for then. if im not in my car i'll get a lift off leeroy or steve or someone from up north.

[leeroybrown]

good thinking

[williamsvts]

are you camping or hotel?

[Rogz]

CHARVER BIRDS!!!!

nee goffs like... or fat chicks LEL

especilyl no fat goths!

[shooorn94]

non chav all the way. Chavettes just look ugly as funk when they go out. :n:

[williamsvts]

lol, i really do love radgy lasses, new monkey ftw :P

[bullit]

chavs are the best rides, fact

[williamsvts]

non chav all the way. Chavettes just look ugly as funk when they go out. :n:

you aint seen the quality up here then mate, propa lasses up here.

[williamsvts]

chavs are the best rides, fact

aye, they try and be like pornstars.

i look for 3 things in a lass
1.dark hair
2.big hoop earings
3.dark eye shadow

ladies, if thats you, give me a call lol

[bullit]

pornstars lol. thats how i describe them

[jamie_k]

its not illegal though

just dont film it...

why the hell not!

[williamsvts]

you gotta go bareback though, its the law.

[williamsvts]

haway, wheres all the chav scally talk? :panic:

[jamie_k]

you gotta go bareback though, its the law.agreed, gotta play the pregnancy lottery for the buzz

[williamsvts]

yup, i won the jackpot 3 1/2 year aswell.

[jamie_k]

she didnt wanna give the winnings to charity then?

[williamsvts]

nah, i get the winnings at a weekend lol

[leeroybrown]

come on guys i dont want another one of my threads locked lol

[dsh85]

on topic then lee

non chavs, laid back quiet type that looks after themselves in a non tracksuit way ftw

[williamsvts]

boring type? lol

nah, you want to get yourself a propa little radgy lass :P lol

thats what i like.

we not got any on here? post pics and vote if chav or not.

[leeroybrown]

thought you always got the head case's Danny

[williamsvts]

leeroy - you not got my text?

[williamsvts]

thought you always got the head case's Danny

head cases? if he wants a nutter iv got 1 for him. ive been threated with being stabbed, car smashed up, house windows put out and me getting beat up. shes a nice lass really though :P lol

[jamie_k]

didnt she like it when you slipped it in the wrong hole then williams?

[williamsvts]

i, shot up there a couple times. doesnt really appeal to me though, i like pussy 2 much.

[leeroybrown]

no got now mate

[williamsvts]

got nowt? or got it now? lol

[Jimmy-Boy]

As long as there not ugly i dont care.

[leeroybrown]

aint got no picture

[jamie_k]

even if they are its all part of the experience

[williamsvts]

nah, i text you about FCS about 1.5hours ago.

[leeroybrown]

nar aint got that

[Steve]

when steve comes online ask him for the chav pussy pics i text him last week.

haha lmao loads of people e-mailed me for them :homme:

[dsh85]

boring type will do me williams lol aslong as shes fit and sound

there are the occasional headcase but nothing ever comes of them, head down to stockton for a night out if your after a chav lass. im sick of the sight and attitude of half of them lol

as for your offer williams ill politely decline upon fear of having one less kidney or lung after first date

[williamsvts]

at least you'll get your end away on 1st date. i bought ehr some shoppinf from asda last monday in exchange for sex, lol.

[coldo1987]

chav or no chav- you got to love a bird in trakkies.

[onzakieron]

I have the nice sensible type for my middle class snob days, a semi chav, nice enough, not really chav girl for most the time and a proper, proper, 20p for a blowjob lass for the "Why should I wank when i can just appear in front of her and she'll do it without even asking.."

But aye, nothing wrong with the fitter, slightly more civilised type but not too keen on the ones that own at least one of everyhting in pink..

[Steve]

Some of williams specials
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q84/Steve_vtr/80884837a5244742307l.jpg
^ the one going to stab him

Some randomers
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q84/Steve_vtr/DSC00407_201_201.jpg

[leeroybrown]

I met the top one at York with him, she didnt look like she would stab him then lol

[kenny]

there actually decent looking chavs im impressed lol

[Crunkers]

Wouldn't have guessed they were chavs from the look of them. Top one looks nice

[saxo_asa]

i like it when they fold the tops of their trackies over..shows their knickers and if theyre pulled up a bit tightens up around their ass!





not so good if theyre fat, size 6-10 ftw

[williamsvts]

I met the top one at York with him, she didnt look like she would stab him then lol

wasnt her you met at york mate. that would of been my ex lass you met.

[williamsvts]

Wouldn't have guessed they were chavs from the look of them. Top one looks nice

might look nice, but seriously needs a straight jacket and a padded room.

[leeroybrown]

All look the same to me lol

Big hoops
Brown Hair
Kinda Chav look lol

Williams to win " I shagged a minger Chav" at FCS

[AdamW]

Id tap the top one.....

Post her phone number on the forum

[williamsvts]

lol, im up fro that like.

[Karl]

Id tap the top one.....

Post her phone number on the forum

/agreed.

[williamsvts]

whats the point? you'll all be a dissapointment after me anyway.

[Karl]

On the job to Jungle is Massive tbh ~
She loves it.

[Jazz]

Took this really pretty girl out once. She was a bit bit chavvy, she was 16, I was 18. School uniform, tight-ass trousers, didn't know how to button up her blouse properly, all the rest of it, I thought she was the shizz back then. We got chatting, all going well, then I started talkign about my Uni course for a bit and she had no fecking idea what I was on about.

On the other hand, her knowlege on alcoholic drinks, and memories of her ex-boyfriends, was exceptional. Haven't gone near chav-birds since.

[saxo_asa]

I'd stick it in her pooper

EDIT oops

[saxo_asa]

[QUOTE=Steve_VTS;2154778]Some of williams specials
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q84/Steve_vtr/80884837a5244742307l.jpg
^ the one going to stab himQUOTE]

i'd stick in her pooper

[MK2SLAG]

i go for,tanned,dark hair,stunning birds,which funny enough my fiancee is.

[MK2SLAG]

[QUOTE=Steve_VTS;2154778]Some of williams specials
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q84/Steve_vtr/80884837a5244742307l.jpg
^ the one going to stab himQUOTE]

i'd stick in her pooper

shes not bad at all,stunning,tanned,dark hair woop woop

[Mikey]

who gives a fcuk how they dress. as long as they suck..its all good

[Mikey]

my mrs is unreal
FACT

one on the right


http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa133/mikeyvts/n517292076_609970_9752.jpg

[MK2SLAG]

my mrs is unreal
FACT

one on the right


http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa133/mikeyvts/n517292076_609970_9752.jpg



i wouldnt say no

[VtsTom]

I didnt ;)

Ive never had any interest in them sort of girls, i got with my current missus at 18, before that i was with another girl for 2 years so never really been out looking at birds who i would or wouldnt shag... Could allways tug on the hoops?

[Jules]

chav or no chav- you got to love a bird in trakkies.

I hate trackies lol
Only ever wear them running or at my horse, Make you look fat when your not and everyone who see's you in them thinks your a chav - even when your not!! LOL

[endlesstimes]

Looool quality thread.

[Karl]

Your missus is a hotty tis true Mikey.
I spy hula hoop earrings though...is she some dirty chav?

[Mikey]

Your missus is a hotty tis true Mikey.
I spy hula hoop earrings though...is she some dirty chav?

dirty yes

chav no lol

she works at topshop so her wardrobe is like a topshop rail

:geek::cool:

[Karl]

Rock on then. Ill let her off this once.
More pics,
desperate internet forum troll.

[Mikey]

Rock on then. Ill let her off this once.
More pics,
desperate internet forum troll.

haha love it

repp'd

:y:

[gozzy-vtr]

tbh id pork any fit chav. blaintently swallow n shag like a tin shit house door in a gale

[gozzy-vtr]

i wouldnt say no

i wouldnt kick it out of bed for farting tbh mate. come back online n chat to me about c20lets

[furio-james]

an ex of mine :oops:

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii165/furio-james/1214888285a5952714383l.jpg

chav FTW :P

but not really gf material!

[xOliviax]

i only wear trackies to the gym or when im being a bum at home :Plooks like most of you lot prefer the chavy girls lol

[Jacko]

I hate trackies lol
Only ever wear them running or at my horse, Make you look fat when your not and everyone who see's you in them thinks your a chav - even when your not!! LOL

my missus plays hockey and rocks the canterburrys all the time...she is posh so doesnt look a chav so much...

she is real skinny..but has that same thought that they make her look fat...

[AlexR]

Don't like chav girls at all, they've gotta be pretty intelligent or you don't really have much to talk about, then all you do is shag, drink, drugs etc lol Don't get me wrong some of them look hot, but i'm not fussed about short termers.

[Mikey]

an ex of mine :oops:

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii165/furio-james/1214888285a5952714383l.jpg

chav FTW :P

but not really gf material!

i'd hang out back of that

[bullit]

i only wear trackies to the gym or when im being bummed at home :Plooks like most of you lot prefer the chavy girls lol

lol.....

[saxo_asa]

does she realise whats she said? lol

[Mikey]

being bummed at home LMFAO!!!

CLASSSSIC

[Oli_K]

does she realise whats she said? lol

lol editing ftw.

not too quick these lot ay bullit :y:

[CoolC]

an ex of mine :oops:

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii165/furio-james/1214888285a5952714383l.jpg

chav FTW :P

but not really gf material!

Mint, wouldnt kick her out of bed for farting.

[xOliviax]

ops i didint read what i wrote before i posted it i was ment to say being a bum at home :S

[JC-Furio]

You did say that lol, he's just messin ;)

[xOliviax]

I got all confusesd then i thought i did write it properly lol

[JC-Furio]

lol it was a good edit :D

miss that other thread, that was good stuff :(

[danbills]

I don't go for the chav girls, find most of them pretty buzzin' to be honest and generally they're not the smartest

I'd much prefer some girl that doesn't wear trackies and collects asbo's

Seems like I'm the odd one out in this thread haha

[xOliviax]

was a good edit as he got me confused lets hope everyone else saw he editited it to lol i no i was enjoyin it :(

[carlos7777777]

lol thats what its all about, see the 17 year old chavy sluts walking around in there trackies. one side of me thinks tramp, another side of me think fuckin hell let me PORK u n cum all over your face:A:

lmfao....


imo, i like non chavy girls... there more feminin ;)

[JC-Furio]

was a good edit as he got me confused lets hope everyone else saw he editited it to lol i no i was enjoyin it :(

they know it was an edit, they just don't want to believe it... they like that idea of being bummed. Filthy gits... so do i
Might have to make a new funny thread, this doesn't cut it

[Lozza_vtr]

Its all about the chav birds init.

http://www.coolsmartphone.com/images/stories/chavetter-bird-posing.jpg

[JC-Furio]

I don't go for the chav girls, find most of them pretty buzzin' to be honest and generally they're not the smartest

I'd much prefer some girl that doesn't wear trackies and collects asbo's

Seems like I'm the odd one out in this thread haha

Trackies i can handle, asbo's, then they're getting mocks and a brick to the face.

Would take a non-chav fittie, over a chav fittie anyday, so you're not alone :y:

[JC-Furio]

She's missing a burberry cap, she's no chav, wanabee.

Its all about the chav birds init.

http://www.coolsmartphone.com/images/stories/chavetter-bird-posing.jpg

[xOliviax]

and where all her bling lol

[carlos7777777]

tbh, she looks pretty hideous, loool...

you can find much better chavy girls than that... and waaayyyy better non chavy girls than that...

Carl.

[williamsvts]

i'd ride her like. nothing wrong with her imo.

[daivtr]

hate chavs full stop

[Calyx]

Deffo non chavs. I Just cant stand them lol!

[Mikey]

Its all about the chav birds init.

http://www.coolsmartphone.com/images/stories/chavetter-bird-posing.jpg

push that bikini to the side

[saxo_asa]

Its all about the chav birds init.

http://www.coolsmartphone.com/images/stories/chavetter-bird-posing.jpg

move her out the way, I cant see the graffiti init

[EssexHoney]

The guys at work always have a argument over whether Lily Allen is fit or not!! Some say she is a fit chav, some say no!!

Im not a fan of the chav style though that girls have nowadays.

[betty02]

The guys at work always have a argument over whether Lily Allen is fit or not!! Some say she is a fit chav, some say no!!

Im not a fan of the chav style though that girls have nowadays.

Dont get me started on lilly allen, my dream wife shes mint, amazing i love her!

[jus_tin]

if theres grass on the wicket, i'll play cricket!

[Ben_L]

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t146/saxmaniac5/Moss221106PA_228x353.jpg

No thanks lol

Some are fit i.e. friday nights in the clubs when they are all dressed up, but i've seen too many bad examples tbh lol!

[matt_vtr_15]

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t146/saxmaniac5/Moss221106PA_228x353.jpg

No thanks lol

Some are fit i.e. friday nights in the clubs when they are all dressed up, but i've seen too many bad examples tbh lol!

id tap her on left tbh bet shes actually alreet lol

waits to get piss took out of me :(

[Jules]

Some are fit i.e. friday nights in the clubs when they are all dressed up, but i've seen too many bad examples tbh lol!

Yeh the might look ok on the Friday with their glad-rags on, then you talk to them and you can understand a word they say - chavs speak their own lanague!!!

You can tell a chav dressed up for the weekends a mile away - they might look pretty but they still have that swagger that would dry clothes and still sound like a bloke when they talk ( in Glasgow anyway lol)