Drunken Peds

[MrHouston]

Driving through where all the clubs are, doing 30, think it was around 2am (on my way back from a mates), clubbers everywhere, police everywhere

COming upto a roundabout so started slowing down but at this point was doing about 20/25 and there is a traffic light crossing just before the round about

Saw about 10 drunken fools crossin the road, they got to the traffic crossing on my side of the road, 3 of them stepped out, I royaly shit myself, the road was wet, skidded, if their mates ahdnt grabbed them and yanked them off the road onto the pavment I would have hit all 3 of them

Everyone looked as the car skidded and made a loud noise, Police saw what happned and come runnin over to the drunked idiots

Never been so scared in my life

Any other experiences with nearly running people over? :homme:

[djawesome123]

10 points for every kill you know ;) seriously i was driving down a country road once and some old lady just walked out (not like she couldnt hear me cos I have a mahoosive exhaust) and I was doing 60-70 along this huge straight, slammed my brakes on, locked the wheels and missed her by about a foot, that proper shat me up as well. Thing is i saw her waiting by the edge of the road and i could have sworn she looked at me. must have had a death wish. suffice to say she got a big air horning :homme:

[phillyh]

I nearly hit someone last night
They stepped out, i slammed the brakes, hit the horn, which lead to them shatting themselves and me hanging out the window swearing.

Oh the fun

[JC-Furio]

Quite a few, not that bad... but just driving around when schools finish, lot of kids just walking across the road head down. Two were by the roadside, was driving 30-ish as you do, and the kid just stepped out, literally shit my pants as his mate pulled him back in.

Went past giving him the wanker sign and a horn. Green cross code please.

http://www.hedgehogs.gov.uk/html/images/hedgehog.gif

[Saxotim]

i was behind this guy in a fezza yesterday and some fat chav lass runs out in road in front of him, locked all his wheels.

lesson: look before crossing the road, idiots.

[pink-lady]

use to live near a pub that providing you were over 13 you would get in!!! was driving past at about 11 ish when they were just being thrown out and decided that they were crossing the road, (why is it you seem to think you have the right to stop the traffic when your drunk???) next thing i know we have a smashed wing mirror and a stupid kid in the road shouting at us!!!!! BLOODY KIDS LOL:panic:

[phillyh]

Stop, Look and Listen ftw!

[JC-Furio]

use to live near a pub that providing you were over 13 you would get in!!! was driving past at about 11 ish when they were just being thrown out and decided that they were crossing the road, (why is it you seem to think you have the right to stop the traffic when your drunk???) next thing i know we have a smashed wing mirror and a stupid kid in the road shouting at us!!!!! BLOODY KIDS LOL:panic:

Haha, clipped some fat bastard with my wing mirror the other day... was half on purpose half not, just wouldn't get across the road any faster the fat prick.

I'm quite impatient, especially when the road isn't for walking on lol. :wall:

[pink-lady]

Haha, clipped some fat bastard with my wing mirror the other day... was half on purpose half not, just wouldn't get across the road any faster the fat prick.

I'm quite impatient, especially when the road isn't for walking on lol. :wall:

if they must walk on the road then at least pay road tax!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JC-Furio]

if they must walk on the road then at least pay road tax!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol exactly! tax dependant upon their weight. :y:

[pink-lady]

lol exactly! tax dependant upon their weight. :y:

that would be cheaper than weight watchers lol:clapping:

[Pat_Vts]

that means i would have very very high tax;)

[MrHouston]

Yar I live right next door to a primary school, can't even reverse out my drive unless i'm doing 1mph as even know im edging out slowly, reverse lights are on kids insist on running right past my car and i can't see them as they're small

Mums are too busy chatting to other mums to look what their kids are doing

[Crunkers]

I've gone on better mate and knocked someone over outside my old college, was coming home at the end of the day and the road was very narrow as there were buses parked up everywhere, on my side of the road there were cyclists coming down towards me, so I was watching them to make sure I didn't hit any of them, just as I did that a kid came running out between 2 buses, left me now chance of stopping, hit him about 10mph I guess. Turned out to be one of my best mates brothers lol

[steve_335]

I was going back to work on thursday after playnig a bit of footy at lunch, was a crossing with a set of traffic lights in a 40 zone, i was doing 40, 3 twats probs in early 20's were gonna cross, so i decided to slow down a bit, they saw me, 2 stopped the other one crossed and decided as i came close to him, he would shout abuse at me as i drove past, maybe should have gone a bit faster and scared him a bit, lol.

[pink-lady]

maybe you could fit one of them warning alarms to your car "" WARNING THIS VEHICLE IS REVERSING SHIFT YOUR BLOODY KIDS"" LOL

[JC-Furio]

I was going back to work on thursday after playnig a bit of footy at lunch, was a crossing with a set of traffic lights in a 40 zone, i was doing 40, 3 twats probs in early 20's were gonna cross, so i decided to slow down a bit, they saw me, 2 stopped the other one crossed and decided as i came close to him, he would shout abuse at me as i drove past, maybe should have gone a bit faster and scared him a bit, lol.

It's people like that you should hit, straight up and over is the way, injure but don't kill ;)

[MrHouston]

maybe you could fit one of them warning alarms to your car "" WARNING THIS VEHICLE IS REVERSING SHIFT YOUR BLOODY KIDS"" LOL

Haha they make me laugh on lorrys

[Sammy-Boy]

Cant understand why some people dont wait for the green man sometimes at crossings. They must have a death wish or something trying to cross even though our light is on green

[danzman1991]

Its the twats who go out "Jogging" cause they can't afford to go the Gym that piss me off, they run towards the traffic, so if you go round a blind bend, and they're there running towards you, you have no choice but to go on the other side of the road to avoid them, if there is a car coming the other way, thats it.. Nothing you can do.

Just stop eating cake people.

[Jaytee]

i remember when was driving through the local town some nob decided he would try impress his mates by jumpin on the bonnet of my car wile i was driving. probs hit him at about 15mph. Then he decided to go one further an stick his head through my open window and shout whaaaaayyyyyyyy. Soon shut him up when i gave him a crack through window and busted his nose. The tit.

[Elliott]

I nearly hit someone last night
They stepped out, i slammed the brakes, hit the horn, which lead to them shatting themselves and me hanging out the window swearing.

Oh the fun

ledgand.

[Peejous]

Was in the car with my mate last week, he ran over a school kid who walked into the road without looking.

My mates not normally one to get scared about much, but he was shaking like a shitting dog.

[JC-Furio]

Was in the car with my mate last week, he ran over a school kid who walked into the road without looking.

My mates not normally one to get scared about much, but he was shaking like a shitting dog.

Can't blame him, i would be shitting a brick as well lol. He hit him/her hard?

[Peejous]

Can't blame him, i would be shitting a brick as well lol. He hit him/her hard?

Enough to knock his legs out from under him and hit his head off the bonnet. Was scary as a passenger as well. Just seeing him and hearing him hit the car.

Stupid kid!

[weetz]

i remember when was driving through the local town some nob decided he would try impress his mates by jumpin on the bonnet of my car wile i was driving. probs hit him at about 15mph. Then he decided to go one further an stick his head through my open window and shout whaaaaayyyyyyyy. Soon shut him up when i gave him a crack through window and busted his nose. The tit.

What a nob head, did he dint your bonnet?

Niceone busting his nose lol :A:

[Ibiza_Rik]

haha quality, bet he wont to that again in a hurry

[wallsy]

i remember when was driving through the local town some nob decided he would try impress his mates by jumpin on the bonnet of my car wile i was driving. probs hit him at about 15mph. Then he decided to go one further an stick his head through my open window and shout whaaaaayyyyyyyy. Soon shut him up when i gave him a crack through window and busted his nose. The tit.

haha would have loved to have seen that! Nice one. :p

[shooorn94]

I wonderred as a kid why our ice cream vans had bull bars, but with kids rushing out in front for the ice cream I'm not surprised tbh. :y: