Moaning Neighbours - New Complaint

[MikeCracknell]

You may remember this thread (http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?t=146844) I made some time ago about the people who live opposite my garage moaning about me washing my car.

Well the other night, Jamie Mackie came round in his VTS and parked where he usually does, I came down and we went out my my car, only to get stuck everywhere as the A23 south was closed.

So we came back to mine, I parked infront of our garage, and we went into my place for about an hour or so. Then Mackie being the chav he is decided he wanted to goto McRags to get some junk. So we went out in his car, went and chavved it up at McRags where all the fierce chavvies were in their extra fierce Corsa B's with NEW RAISED SUSPENSION and gheeeey alloys with lexus lights and LED dust caps & washerjets. (fierce mate innit)

He dropped me back round the garages andwent home, I got something out of my boot and shut it quietly.

The next day, a woman who lives in the corner moaned at me because "I go out too often and it wakes my baby. Can you please park outside the front of your place until you are done for the day?".

She bought a flat above 10 garages, does she expect them never to be used?!?!?!?! So there is not one but TWO "Operation Moaning Neighbours" now in place.

I wash the car as much as often and open all the doors, then slam them all shut, go out in the car for 5 minutes, come back, wash the car, go out come back etc etc.

So annoyed with out pathetic neighbours. Glad our place is well away from that garage area where they all hate everybody else. Nice atmosphere there too!

Mike

[Yates]

If your about late at night could be worth being considerate as they have a baby Mike...

if you can park it outside your house then i cant see the halm, what if you had a baby you get it to sleep and it gets woke up by cars constantly, now i know shes moved there, but id expect you to be a bit more mature on the situation! If you go out dont slam doors just try and be quiet...

[mattchewone]

Ill come round soon and we can clean or just open close all my doors all day long! We Will then go and big it up in McRags!!

Need to post up the pic of this VTR i saw outside work yesterday it was really funny not the worst but still the worst ive seen in the flesh!

[AlexR]

Some people just think they are more important than everyone else in the world. A lot of people in fact.

[MikeCracknell]

If your about late at night could be worth being considerate as they have a baby Mike...

if you can park it outside your house then i cant see the halm, what if you had a baby you get it to sleep and it gets woke up by cars constantly, now i know shes moved there, but id expect you to be a bit more mature on the situation! If you go out dont slam doors just try and be quiet...

;) I don't really do it that often.

We aren't allowed to park outside the front of our place **strictly speaking** but I did yesterday and today, but when I went and parked outside the garage about an hour ago, I could still hear the baby crying. Must be teething, definately makes me not want to have kids :S

[DamoVTS]

if its late ya cant blame em ya homo mike :P

But if its during the day then sod them tbh lol

[Viper]

i hope you hoover the interior as well!!

and machine polish as much as possible ;)

need me to come down in the diesel and give them some diesel revs? lol

[DamoVTS]

i hope you hoover the interior as well!!

and machine polish as much as possible ;)

need me to come down in the diesel and give them some diesel revs? lol

sorry to butt in, but everytime i see your avatar with george bush going nom nom nom i always laugh!!

repped! lol

[Viper]

hahaha, i love it :A: best one ive had yet imo

[DamoVTS]

hahaha, i love it :A: best one ive had yet imo

yeah its funny lol

And thanks crackers and no im not gay lol

[JC-Furio]

i hope you hoover the interior as well!!

and machine polish as much as possible ;)

need me to come down in the diesel and give them some diesel revs? lol

Diesel revs will wake the dead, let alone a baby.

Also, are those the whining peeps who bitched about you cleaning your car? If so tell 'em to sod right off in all fairness, i can understand at night (9pm onwards) if you're always in and out, but in the daytime, it's common... So they're more or less blaming you for having a life. :y:

Brick 'em

[Cal0101]

if its daylight, then don't see the issue.. like Mike said.. above garages and all.

Tho night-time, then yea maybe she has a point.. but some people jus love to moan

[mattchewone]

Diesel revs will wake the dead, let alone a baby.

Also, are those the whining peeps who bitched about you cleaning your car? If so tell 'em to sod right off in all fairness, i can understand at night (9pm onwards) if you're always in and out, but in the daytime, it's common... So they're more or less blaming you for having a life. :y:

Brick 'em

Brick 'em thats a bit OTT although it made me laugh!

[welsh_rich]

You have 2 complaining neighbours? You sound like a neighbour from hell! ;) heh

[DamoVTS]

as matt said brick em

Then go ask for the brick back and say ya dropped it by mistake

[mattchewone]

Just go and Chav it up outside Mike like what you do at Mc Rags, Revvv your engine and play some 'WICKED tunez init' surely that'll get on there good side.

If that fails go and put an egg up there exhaust!

[Graham]

maybe your just a really bad neighbour and you don't realise it :P

[FRATEone]

Buy those tyres that let off different coloured smoke due to a dye on them and just burn out your tyres and say i'm testing them, see how many moans you get then ;)

[Furio_Rob]

my neighbour is right twat
everytime i wash my car he moans cos i manage to get some water on his van
the fact that the cars are 3 foot away from each other, what else can i do?
just kick his ass tbh :)

[DamoVTS]

my old neighbour moaned to the letting agent cause we had 3 cars on my drive

That was it!! nothing else, just moaned cause we had 3 cars on the drive

oh and that we had more washing then normal.. same said it to the letting agent

And this aint a joke

[jaybiss]

Mike i do actually believe you're a chavseriouswhy dont you be more considerate? end of the day they are your neighbours and when/ if you ever need help of them they will tell you to get fuckedand i garuntee there would be a thread on here moaning about them...

[Pat_Vts]

the baby is going to grow up and one day he will drive a loud 1.1 at 17 and you will make a thread annoying neighbour

[pjsaunders06]

Awaits mikes *i just been given a Asbo thread*

[VTR-Chris-VTR]

I hate people like that, i can remember at my old work theres no parting spaces so i had to park on the road, and this woman came out once i finished and told me to park else where

Then another time i was parked in this dead end street cos me misses wanted to run to the shops, a woman came out and said please dont park there, i said why, then she goes cos its outside my house and i dont move she will call the police lmao.....................I goes wats that little circular object in the window love, its tax and i pay for it so i can park where i want, call the police they wont do nothin cos i aint commiting no offence

So if anyone has ago, i give them the lip back :clapping:

[Pat_Vts]

i park on yellow lines for convience tbh

and yes iv been fined twice and paid for it but only twice in 1 year and 2 months

[craig180]

You can say you have awkward neighbours when they take you to court for putting YOUR stones under YOUR hedge on YOUR land. Yours are simply whinging!

As said though, it's better to have neighbours on your side incase you do need their help one day

[c8james]

Put a notice up. Garage to rent. Pikies only.
Some people just like the sound of there own voice.

[MikeCracknell]

Hehehe, i'm not a bad neighbour - they all hate each other round there and they moan at each other about each others' activities.

I am not doing anything wrong, so they can screw off.

[davew]

sod em. dont buy a house over a garage and moan about cars?

its like a buying a river boat and moaning that your see sick.

my neighbours pissed me off by telling someone else that my car was noisy in the morning and wakes them up, ok fair enough i do go out at 6.30


but then a couple of days later her skanky chavvy daughter and her pikey mate asked me to get them some fags when i went in to get some bits?

now the car gets left running for a good 10 minutes before i go out and a few gentle revs to warm it up :)

[Danr]

I'd be fucked off with you Mike tbh.

[kcsaxo]

is it just me or do people in this country simply look for conflict? same shit happened in my old neghbourhood where little $hits with too much time on their hands started throwing stones at our window and hurling abuse at us for no reason.

[Saxo_Scott]

mike.......your a bad person

think of the children

[MikeCracknell]

I'd be fucked off with you Mike tbh.

Love you too :hug:

Imagine the grease round your place from your extra greasy estate agents hair :)

[Barry123]

sometimes you just have to grit your teeth. It's called mutual respect... even if you don't like your neighbours don't go winding them up.

causing a stir is bad. winding up neighbours is bad. there is nothing worse than having a bad vibe around the home you live in. If you perceive them to be bad to you don't go provoking it.

If I had a neighbour that washed his car daily I'd be calling the local mental hospital.

[MikeCracknell]

Mike i do actually believe you're a chavseriouswhy dont you be more considerate? end of the day they are your neighbours and when/ if you ever need help of them they will tell you to get fuckedand i garuntee there would be a thread on here moaning about them...

Hahahha, someone been drinking :)

Just seen the woman and she was most polite and said thank you for being quieter.

So it's not all that bad

[bullit]

did you finger her

[stendog]

really winds me up things like this, we have the same sort of thing at college where the residents complain the students park on the road outside the houses between 8:30 and 4. i say tough shit you have a drive big enough for 2 cars and your at fucking work between 8:30 and 4 so shut the fuck up really.

[kxhaz]

did you finger her

hahaah were did that come from repd made me lool

[Ryan]

mike get a meet organised at yours for us with throttle bodies :P

would go down a storm.

[MK2SLAG]

lol pretty sad complaining,your doing nothing illegal,think of number 1 not some moaning idiots

[Steve]

You may remember this thread (http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showthread.php?t=146844) I made some time ago about the people who live opposite my garage moaning about me washing my car.

Well the other night, Jamie Mackie came round in his VTS and parked where he usually does, I came down and we went out my my car, only to get stuck everywhere as the A23 south was closed.

So we came back to mine, I parked infront of our garage, and we went into my place for about an hour or so. Then Mackie being the chav he is decided he wanted to goto McRags to get some junk. So we went out in his car, went and chavved it up at McRags where all the fierce chavvies were in their extra fierce Corsa B's with NEW RAISED SUSPENSION and gheeeey alloys with lexus lights and LED dust caps & washerjets. (fierce mate innit)

He dropped me back round the garages andwent home, I got something out of my boot and shut it quietly.

The next day, a woman who lives in the corner moaned at me because "I go out too often and it wakes my baby. Can you please park outside the front of your place until you are done for the day?".

She bought a flat above 10 garages, does she expect them never to be used?!?!?!?! So there is not one but TWO "Operation Moaning Neighbours" now in place.

I wash the car as much as often and open all the doors, then slam them all shut, go out in the car for 5 minutes, come back, wash the car, go out come back etc etc.

So annoyed with out pathetic neighbours. Glad our place is well away from that garage area where they all hate everybody else. Nice atmosphere there too!

Mike

I see peopels view where they say you could park it out front.....

Fuck that though why should you have to? you have every right to park it at your garage so do so!

Fair enough complainging if you were sitting revving etc but shutting your car door etc tell her to fuck right off :homme:

[Steve]

My neighbours love me!

Big fuck off fence to help annoy one, and have the car in bits in teh street to cause traffic, also set loud fireworks etec off.

They started it :D

[danzman1991]

Haha, I love these threads Mike

[c8james]

mike get a meet organised at yours for us with throttle bodies :P

would go down a storm.

What a good idea, I could try my new ones out. I wonder that a vts sounds like reving at 10k. Wont be quiet.

[c8james]

is it just me or do people in this country simply look for conflict? same shit happened in my old neghbourhood where little $hits with too much time on their hands started throwing stones at our window and hurling abuse at us for no reason.

I have a cure for that. Its called a bit of 3by2. Works for me and stops arguments pretty quick. Not that I would :innocent:

[Ryan]

What a good idea, I could try my new ones out. I wonder that a vts sounds like reving at 10k. Wont be quiet.

fantastic...

id need to remove my airbox or else mine would be uber quiet and :homme:

[pjsaunders06]

i could park up outside with the penis extention car, leave the turbo timer set for 3 mins?

[MikeCracknell]

i could park up outside with the penis extention car, leave the turbo timer set for 3 mins?

Yeah and we need an auto rev thing to hit the limiter every 10 seconds too :):):):)

[jaybiss]

Hahahha, someone been drinking :)Just seen the woman and she was most polite and said thank you for being quieter.So it's not all that bad

no on iphone

if you make an effort with them, they willl make an effort with youits a two way thing. you would moan if some cunt had a full exhaust decat etc and started their car outside your house and boot it off.

if you have to go out, why not just turn the car on and drive off keeping the revs down? if i was her, id try about noise pollution.

nothing against you, im just being honest with you. if my neighbours are noisy they get told too.

[Mr_X]

PMSL at this thread, all i say is good on you. my neighbors piss me off no end!

[MikeCracknell]

no on iphone

if you make an effort with them, they willl make an effort with youits a two way thing. you would moan if some cunt had a full exhaust decat etc and started their car outside your house and boot it off.

if you have to go out, why not just turn the car on and drive off keeping the revs down? if i was her, id try about noise pollution.

nothing against you, im just being honest with you. if my neighbours are noisy they get told too.

There's a bloke down the road with a top of the range TVR that pops and bubbles when he goes past. Everyone hates him, but I like the noise hehe.

She came over to talk to me earlier when I was faffing under the bonnet, said nothing about the noise, was very pleasant..

She was alright tbh, it was only a quiet request anway, not a full on Meldrew like she has with the other neishbours lol!

IPhone eh? Been wondering about them, but was gonna wait till the 2nd one comes out I think

[Lawz]

Get this going tbh :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtVmRuGC5H8

[joemcevoy]

Our neighbours behind us hate our family. The guys a rev and i thought God said love thou neighbour. Pitty cause there daughter is fit and christians are always well kinky :(.

Neway dont budge for anyone mike when you have the right to be there

[Mitchell]

its not about having the right to be there tho is it?

its about being a decent guy and trying to keep it down, especially if shes taking care of a kid and if she asked nicely.

your seriously acting like such a kid (especially coming onto a forum and moaning about it) and your lucky she hasnt got an easily pissed off husband that wouldnt think twice about lobbing some paint thinner over your car.

[Jimmy-Boy]

lol quality.. i bet they have a thread on a forum of annoying neighbours nad you must be winning by far lol?

[MK2SLAG]

just annoy the hell out of her!

[immense]

You have 2 complaining neighbours? You sound like a neighbour from hell! ;) heh

Doesn't that program still run on ITV? maybe get ya on there! :fcuk:

[Tupps]

Crackers you're the worlds worst neighbour

[onzakieron]

My neighbour over from my back garden has a huge mansion. His Range Rover makes quite a hissing loud hairdryer noise that they seem to make but that's not enough. His Bentley Continental GT just makes a.....Drone to put it at 7am every morning as it goes past, i'd guess he's louder than you and to be fair, I don't mind at all and i'm sure none of the neighbours do either. She's probably just fucking on abit.

[MikeCracknell]

She's absolutely fine now.

But relationships between her and the people that USED to moan about me washing my car so often (even they have been very polite to me, asking about the Saxo and the ZS lol!) are at an all time low.

They wrote to the area management people complaining about her hanging her washing up outside the garages!

[Ryan]

mike you really are the local gossip queen. i can really imagine you being a curtain twitcher everytime someone moves on the estate :P

[MikeCracknell]

mike you really are the local gossip queen. i can really imagine you being a curtain twitcher everytime someone moves on the estate :P

LOL, everytime a "noisy" car goes past, the curtains to twitch yeah. (Can hear RedB going down the bypass bouncing off the limiter ALL the time, even though that is half a mile away!)