Josh_24
7th June 2008, 12:20
from a mega night out started drinking at 9 last night and stopped about 8am for a breakfast
has to be one of the best nights out ever
come out with possible the best chat up lines ever.
me:"hey"
Girl: "?"
(realized she wasnt speaking good english and very good french)
Me:"so...your french...i drive a citroen...dance?"
(dances on the spot like a clown)
anyways her 'slightly' chubby mate with a tashe tries dancing with me palm her off to one of my mates gets back to the fittie
Me:"i think i love you...i want to take you to french car show...make you feel at home"
Girl:'looks gives a slight kiss and walks off'
you you can properly tell i have had no sleep and my belly is on its arse
night boys and girls
has to be one of the best nights out ever
come out with possible the best chat up lines ever.
me:"hey"
Girl: "?"
(realized she wasnt speaking good english and very good french)
Me:"so...your french...i drive a citroen...dance?"
(dances on the spot like a clown)
anyways her 'slightly' chubby mate with a tashe tries dancing with me palm her off to one of my mates gets back to the fittie
Me:"i think i love you...i want to take you to french car show...make you feel at home"
Girl:'looks gives a slight kiss and walks off'
you you can properly tell i have had no sleep and my belly is on its arse
night boys and girls