whats everyone doing?

[Furio_Rob]

im watching team america and eating pringles :)

[goldenfurio]

Moc the week ftw like n clubland tv through adverts if only beer was free

[Ibiza_Rik]

family guy ftw

[Danny]

sittin here eatin a chinese and watchin tele bin for a few drinks aswell to top it off :)

[goldenfurio]

Av put team america on and its scaring me its dodgy like

[Furio_Rob]

Av put team america on and its scaring me its dodgy like

never seen it?
along with borat its one of the films thta i've laughed at the most when i first saw it
funniest shit ever :D

[immense]

Shaving the carrot

[Mr_X]

Shaving the carrot

beaver for me

[Furio_Rob]

Shaving the carrot

dude cant spell parrot
lol imagine a shaved parrot :D


EDIT: WTF lol
http://www.thewildones.org/Jersey/parrotHatchling.gif

[DamoVTS]

dude cant spell parrot
lol imagine a shaved parrot :D

look like tihs? rofl

http://www.cdbltd.com/images/parrot.jpg

or this

http://www.shockinglighters.net/cussingparrot/talking-parrot.jpg

[Furio_Rob]

google ftw lol
mines better

[Viper]

watching gone in 60 seconds baby

[Furio_Rob]

watching gone in 60 seconds baby

that was wrong on my guide thing said it finished same time as team america finished
its a good film i was just in the modd for comedy

[frankie]

got a banging headache, just got back from the pint house....

now speaking to some random women ont fone....

[Furio_Rob]

got a banging headache, just got back from the pint house....

now speaking to some random women ont fone....

ask her what is she wearing?
tell her u have a horn
with a big red button
and your pressing it

dam i got far too much sexual drive atm :(

[Amiee]

Playing bingo... off last nights winnings.. won 30 odd quid :D

[Furio_Rob]

Playing bingo... off last nights winnings.. won 30 odd quid :D

nice one granny :y:

[pjsaunders06]

currently plotting to overthrow gordon brown, mugabe and bush

then considering ending world hunger and cancer

but cba tbh

[DamoVTS]

i aint played bingo for ages

[Mochachino]

im watching indiana jones on vhs couse im a ghetto child...brap. hes riding a horse around atm swinging his hips. what a bad man, i wish i was him.

[Furio_Rob]

currently plotting to overthrow gordon brown, mugabe and bush

then considering ending world hunger and cancer

but cba tbh

i like bush tbh
better then cock hands down

[danzman1991]

Just finished watching Gone in 60 Seconds =D

[pjsaunders06]

i like bush tbh
better then cock hands down

meh bush just gets in the way, invading other body parts.....

completely pointless

[Furio_Rob]

meh bush just gets in the way, invading other body parts.....

completely pointless

gay bush hater tbh
go lick scrotum

[pjsaunders06]

gay bush hater tbh
go lick scrotum

dont knock it till you try it....

[Furio_Rob]

dont knock it till you try it....

just tried it
gotta wash my face cos im out of tissues
brb

[Jacko]

having a dirty conversation with one drunken female....

she is pure filth and keeps getting worse

my only response so far has been yea? oh really?

[Jazz]

just tried it
gotta wash my face cos im out of tissues
brb

...Was fun while it lasted, no? :P

[pjsaunders06]

having a dirty conversation with one drunken female....

she is pure filth and keeps getting worse

my only response so far has been yea? oh really?

are you noding your head as she speaks, if you dont she will be onto your plan and will realise that infact you are only staring at her boobs

[DamoVTS]

are you noding your head as she speaks, if you dont she will be onto your plan and will realise that infact you are only staring at her boobs

and the problem in that is.....

[Furio_Rob]

...Was fun while it lasted, no? :P

yea it was, which wasnt very long :bored:

having a dirty conversation with one drunken female....

she is pure filth and keeps getting worse

my only response so far has been yea? oh really?

cum on the phone tbh

[Jacko]

haha no its on the phone....

she is on loud speaker...been rambling on for like 20mins now.

[pjsaunders06]

haha no its on the phone....

she is on loud speaker...been rambling on for like 20mins now.

say look love either come round and suck my cock or just piss off

win win tbh

[Jacko]

yea thats not for happening....but ill make her feel really ashamed tomorrow...then she'll practically do whatever i want...

[Jazz]

yea it was, which wasnt very long :bored:


Well, I did tell you to slow it down a bit...


she is on loud speaker...been rambling on for like 20mins now.

Should have had a 3G conversation ftw.

[pjsaunders06]

washing, ironing etc

fuck me could i borrow her?

[Jacko]

i was thinking just buying me beer and take away for the football....

[Furio_Rob]

washing, ironing etc

fuck me could i borrow her?

greedy bitch, you have my 5 in one packet!

[Robb]

in bed on ze iPhone.

[pjsaunders06]

greedy bitch, you have my 5 in one packet!

thats on a different thread though so dont count....

damn i could kill for a beer right now, old i have is faggot organic drinks

[Jacko]

might veet my balls for a laugh....

[Furio_Rob]

thats on a different thread though so dont count....

damn i could kill for a beer right now, old i have is faggot organic drinks

grow balls
be straight

might veet my balls for a laugh....
yea (dunno what that is tbh)

[Jacko]

might put hair removal cream on my balls for a laugh...

[pjsaunders06]

grow balls
be straight


yea (dunno what that is tbh)

he doesnt like bush either...

[Furio_Rob]

might put hair removal cream on my balls for a laugh...

im sorry, but i dont seem to understand this word laugh?

i thought it was: A form of outward expression of amusement, pleasure, mirth and at times, other emotions

Not: any act by which severe pain or suffering, whether physical or mental, is intentionally inflicted on a person for such purposes as obtaining from him or a third person information or a confession, punishing him

[pjsaunders06]

im sorry, but i dont seem to understand this word laugh?

i thought it was: A form of outward expression of amusement, pleasure, mirth and at times, other emotions

Not: any act by which severe pain or suffering, whether physical or mental, is intentionally inflicted on a person for such purposes as obtaining from him or a third person information or a confession, punishing him

what does bonage come under?

loophole in the system tbh

[Jazz]

im sorry, but i dont seem to understand this word laugh?

i thought it was: A form of outward expression of amusement, pleasure, mirth and at times, other emotions

Not: any act by which severe pain or suffering, whether physical or mental, is intentionally inflicted on a person for such purposes as obtaining from him or a third person information or a confession, punishing him

lol! Nicely defined..

Jacko- you serious?

[Furio_Rob]

what does bonage come under?

loophole in the system tbh

bondage being a type of play which uses restraints which could include handcuffs, ropes, shackles etc. Considered a fetish
hmmm
are u completely gay?

[pjsaunders06]

bondage being a type of play which uses restraints which could include handcuffs, ropes, shackles etc. Considered a fetish
hmmm
are u completely gay?

no but in my e-life i like to dabble....

[Furio_Rob]

no but in my e-life i like to dabble....

dabble means being a complete gay?

[Jacko]

they aint really hair tbh....may choose the general asshole/gooch are to veet instead...

[Furio_Rob]

they aint really hair tbh....may choose the general asshole/gooch are to veet instead...

why would you do that?
i know lets go drive over my ball sack them stick it in a toaster

[xOliviax]

Just got in from work and jumped into bed :D

[Furio_Rob]

Just got in from work and jumped into bed :D

with peryv pj and my wife?

[pjsaunders06]

dabble means being a complete gay?

no i am not gay, i merely find it amusing to make comments in which other peoples may find funny. But unfortunatly i have failed in this

*gets out chair and sits in corner*

[Jacko]

bald like a porn star ftw?

[Furio_Rob]

no i am not gay, i merely find it amusing to make comments in which other peoples may find funny. But unfortunatly i have failed in this

*gets out chair and sits in corner*

yea u do that
STOP TOUCHING YOURSELF I CAN HEAR YOU!!!1111!1!1!!

[pjsaunders06]

FTW is correct my friend, remove that question mark

[Furio_Rob]

yay neg rep
*runs away and cries

[pjsaunders06]

yay neg rep
*runs away and cries

why were you negged, tell me who done it. I will batter them....

[immense]

yea u do that
STOP TOUCHING YOURSELF I CAN HEAR YOU!!!1111!1!1!!

In other words, get the webcam out if you're touching yourself.......

:ponder:

[Mr_X]

bald like a porn star ftw?

only way to go

it only hurt the first few time.

[Jazz]

FTW is correct my friend, remove that question mark

Shouldn't you be out on the prowl with the Midnight-Club, Mr. Evo? Vinny was asking where you at dawg, wanted to race yo Evo for pink slips. Fo sho. ;)

[Furio_Rob]

why were you negged, tell me who done it. I will batter them....

they decided not to leave their name cos they're a hard man/woman
idc tbh im having fun :)

[Furio_Rob]

lol in 23 mins we've made 4 pages of shite :D
im off to bed before i get more neg rep *cry

[Jacko]

what they neg rep you for?

[Jazz]

yay neg rep
*runs away and cries

What for? Reason given? A bit harsh tbh, only friendly banter.

[pjsaunders06]

Shouldn't you be out on the prowl with the Midnight-Club, Mr. Evo? Vinny was asking where you at dawg, wanted to race yo Evo for pink slips. Fo sho. ;)

i cant race him blud, i dont av a pink slip. Its green damn

he sed he wants to race for 1000000g's i was like fo sho dog but only when i gets me clutch fixed

he was like word....

[Mr_X]

some people are always neg repping

[Jacko]

mr.x....neg repped.

[pjsaunders06]

some people are always neg repping

sounds like a cover up tbh, change some people are with i am

and i think we will find the real culprit

xxx

[immense]

some people are always neg repping

Aye, I got negged repped after getting 2 positive reps for a post I made in a topic a while back, too scared to reveal there identity though :wall:

[Mr_X]

each neg rep is one extra scar :(

[Mr_X]

dont see why i would be neg repping tbh

[pjsaunders06]

each neg rep is one extra scar :(

i once got negged for this comment

"you are a fucking prick i hope you die"

some people are just so childish

[Jacko]

i have had so little rep lately i thought sax-p was broken....

even the red rep has been rare recently...

[Jazz]

i have had so little rep lately i thought sax-p was broken....

even the red rep has been rare recently...

sax-p broken? How dare you? Neg rep tbh...
joking

[Jacko]

thats more like it....

[Mr_X]

i once got negged for this comment

"you are a fucking prick i hope you die"

some people are just so childish

probs the women of the forum, women in general always get touchy esp. with things like emo/rape/peedo u no the normal things

[immense]

i have had so little rep lately i thought sax-p was broken....

even the red rep has been rare recently...

Sax-p.............. broken.....................????????

:fcuk: :panic: :fcuk: :wall: :panic:

[pjsaunders06]

i have had so little rep lately i thought sax-p was broken....

even the red rep has been rare recently...

it kept saying spread the love when i tried the rep, so i negged repped instead......

[xOliviax]

probs the women of the forum, women in general always get touchy esp. with things like emo/rape/peedo u no the normal things

women in general lol well it wasnt me

[Jacko]

women are touchy creatures for sure....

[Jazz]

women in general lol well it wasnt me

Are you sure there, cupcake?

lol- kidding

[pjsaunders06]

women are touchy creatures for sure....

i like to touch women, especailly when they asleep/dead/knocked out/strangers

[Mr_X]

Are you sure there, cupcake?

lol- kidding

Rolf patronizing or what.

[immense]

i like to touch women, especailly when they asleep/dead/knocked out/strangers

What the.........?

[xOliviax]

Are you sure there, cupcake?

lol- kidding

im suree i like ppl to no its me wen i rep lol

[Mr_X]

i like to touch women, especailly when they asleep/dead/knocked out/strangers

im lucky gf a deep sleeper, can get so much more done.

[pjsaunders06]

im lucky gf a deep sleeper, can get so much more done.

possible borrowing option, pm if interested cash waiting

[Jacko]

getting a red blob from a chick is never good...naaaa mean?

[xOliviax]

i like to touch women, especailly when they asleep/dead/knocked out/strangers

:fcuk:

[Jazz]

im suree i like ppl to no its me wen i rep lol

I was only pulling your leg(s), hun ;)

[pjsaunders06]

getting a red blob from a chick is never good...naaaa mean?

i feel you brother, i hate them days

[Mr_X]

pm'd ;)

[pjsaunders06]

pm'd ;)

there is no pm, how dare you raise my hopes then dash them down like that....

I will never trust you again

[Mr_X]

getting a red blob from a chick is never good...naaaa mean?

happened to my friend during cunningulus,

when i say friend i mean me.

[Mr_X]

there is no pm, how dare you raise my hopes then dash them down like that....

I will never trust you again

oh shiz , someones guna get a funny pm. lol

[pjsaunders06]

look at all ze spams

[Mr_X]

look at all ze spams

spam ftw.

[immense]

im suree i like ppl to no its me wen i rep lol

How about when having sex? lights on, or lights off?

[Jacko]

happened to my friend during cunningulus,

when i say friend i mean me.

wow im not sure who'd come of worse...

me for the fact that was in my mouth...

or her after i hurled all over her...?

[Jazz]

'Happy spamming mofo's. Ima get me some beauty sleep, fo sho.'

Night-Night.

[Mr_X]

'Happy spamming mofo's. Ima get me some beauty sleep, fo sho.'

Night-Night.

l8a holmes

[JC-Furio]

I'm watching nightwatch with steve allen? steve scott? scott allen?

His name's something gay like that...

[pjsaunders06]

'Happy spamming mofo's. Ima get me some beauty sleep, fo sho.'

Night-Night.

word up g

"dont let the bed hommie bite, ite"

[Mr_X]

damn sky is broken, terrestrial ftl.

[pjsaunders06]

damn sky is broken, terrestrial ftl.

what you mean FTL

you do know itv play is on, what more could a man want?

[Mr_X]

quickly scavenges for remote...

[xOliviax]

How about when having sex? lights on, or lights off?

where did that one come from :zainy:

[pjsaunders06]

where did that one come from :zainy:

sorry i came from behind you....

[Mr_X]

I'm watching nightwatch with steve allen? steve scott? scott allen?

His name's something gay like that...

on bout hookers atm, could get interesting.

[JC-Furio]

where did that one come from :zainy:

Blatently a no-light girl! ;)

[xOliviax]

Blatently a no-light girl! ;)

What makes u think that lol ?

[Mr_X]

Blatently a no-light girl! ;)

ouch thats a bit personal, below the belt that one.

[JC-Furio]

What makes u think that lol ?

Because you have Jimo, if i was with him, i wouldn't wana see his fat ass :p

ouch thats a bit personal, below the belt that one.

Wasn't meant like that you silly catflap, still watching nightwatch lol?

[pjsaunders06]

ouch thats a bit personal, below the belt that one.

my belt was on the floor cant get any lower than that tbh...

[immense]

What makes u think that lol ?

Not saying there is anything wrong with it like, but if it goes wrong then the bloke can't be held responsible :oops:

[Mr_X]

my belt was on the floor cant get any lower than that tbh...

hahahahaha xbeaux and jmo at item? there goes my hopes n dreams

[xOliviax]

Because you have Jimo, if i was with him, i wouldn't wana see his fat ass :p



Wasn't meant like that you silly catflap, still watching nightwatch lol?

i never had jimo lol

[JC-Furio]

i never had jimo lol

Such lies!

It is quite the blossoming e-romance he told me ;)

He's going to bad rep me in the morning :(

[Mr_X]

Because you have Jimo, if i was with him, i wouldn't wana see his fat ass :p



Wasn't meant like that you silly catflap, still watching nightwatch lol?

yeah, but put the tissues away now.

[pjsaunders06]

i never had jimo lol

i have...

[immense]

i have...

Multiple times

[Mr_X]

i have...

i wana...

[Hanuman]

watched team america, then abit of asault on precinct 13 (borrrrrrring-from what i seen) just watched abit of "hannas hotel" ;) looking on here for any good threads... retiring to bed in a min

[JC-Furio]

Jimo's been had by everyone, sax-p bike tbh.

[xOliviax]

Such lies!

It is quite the blossoming e-romance he told me ;)

He's going to bad rep me in the morning :(

:fcuk:now ur the little fibber haha

[immense]

:fcuk:now ur the little fibber haha

You on the e-market? :drink:

[Mr_X]

Jimo's been had by everyone, sax-p bike tbh.

is that a charge per hour or by service?

[immense]

is that a charge per hour or by service?

Nah, he'll have a bronze, silver, and gold package going.

[JC-Furio]

:fcuk:now ur the little fibber haha

I've been caught out lol :oops:

Right, anyways i'm off to bed... need some Z'ssssssssssssssssssss. Enjoy the spam lads/lasses :y:

[Mr_X]

I've been caught out lol :oops:

Right, anyways i'm off to bed... need some Z'ssssssssssssssssssss. Enjoy the spam lads/lasses :y:

No im guna be the only on left.

good night

xxx

[Pat_Vts]

Jimo's been had by everyone, sax-p bike tbh.

he hasnt had me, iv filled every hole i have with cement and it worked:y:

[Mr_X]

anyone watching the nightwatch, or is there anything better on?

[Pat_Vts]

street wars earlier

[pjsaunders06]

anyone watching the nightwatch, or is there anything better on?

why have tv when you have www.pornhub.com

[xOliviax]

why have tv when you have www.pornhub.com

so thats what your doing your not bord at all haha :p

[Mr_X]

why have tv when you have www.pornhub.com

every since redtube and youporn disappeared ive lost my wank bank.

[pjsaunders06]

so thats what your doing your not bord at all haha :p

i am bored lol do i need to be on webcam to prove? lol

[Mr_X]

pow, hitting the sack

[pjsaunders06]

pow, hitting the sack

i dont know how much longer i will last

[Mr_X]

i dont know how much longer i will last

yeah my vision is burly so think thats a sign

[Mr_X]

anyways happy spamming

[pjsaunders06]

anyways happy spamming

dont go please....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[xOliviax]

i dont know how much longer i will last

amm i sending u to sleep lol :A:

[pjsaunders06]

amm i sending u to sleep lol :A:

you convos always keep me awake ;)

get on cam now fool :)

[Mr_X]

we need 2 liven this up, coke n strippers ftw

[pjsaunders06]

we need 2 liven this up, coke n strippers ftw

could be arranged......i have coca cola is that ok and chicken strippers?

[Ryan]

currently, im processing pics for both ministry of sound and my website, aswell as updating contacts on my blackberry and iphone lol

[Mr_X]

could be arranged......i have coca cola is that ok and chicken strippers?

hahahahahaha, thats exactly what i had in mind.

[pjsaunders06]

currently, im processing pics for both ministry of sound and my website, aswell as updating contacts on my blackberry and iphone lol

less boring answers next time.....

:hug:

also its 230 in the morning no one cares

xxx

[Mr_X]

currently, im processing pics for both ministry of sound and my website, aswell as updating contacts on my blackberry and iphone lol

sounds interesting, do you really need both?

[Mr_X]

pj how are you doing getting that girl on cam?

[pjsaunders06]

pj how are you doing getting that girl on cam?

she is getting cam for me ;)

unfortunatly no naked time damn

[Mr_X]

she is getting cam for me ;)

unfortunatly no naked time damn

keep working your charm, then fwd to me.

[pjsaunders06]

keep working your charm, then fwd to me.

my eyes only tbh, although i could get naked on cam for you?

[Mr_X]

my eyes only tbh, although i could get naked on cam for you?

i would only get too excited and embarrass myself.

[pjsaunders06]

thats okay we are in this together...

[Ryan]

sounds interesting, do you really need both?

setting up a second phone line for business, means i can screen my calls easyer for work.

[Mr_X]

thats okay we are in this together...

aslong as we cum together i will be ok.

[Mr_X]

setting up a second phone line for business, means i can screen my calls easyer for work.

oh right, i take it ones personal and the others for your athletics?

[Ryan]

oh right, i take it ones personal and the others for your athletics?

currently athletics stuff all goes through personal number, my photography website stuff and in future events organisation i dont really want on my personal line so setting it up for that.

[Mr_X]

its dead on here 2night

[pjsaunders06]

Mr.X the number one saxp spammer at 255 in the morning