FPMSL Got To Love Face Book - Anyone Else Want My Sperm?

[Steve]

Anyway tonight i set my suspension to fully hard should have taken a few hours but it went wrong then rained then accidently stabbed my self with a chizzle 3 times haha!

Then i got in and this made my day ahah.

I was bored the other night so on facebook i messed about and left one thing in place which isnt true.
My occupation!

If you want to see my face book my name is ! < You will need to check it out to see my occupation i wont be changing it not now!

Anyway just got in and checked my messages to find this.
And to Prove am not lying heres the screen shot!

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q84/Steve_vtr/38ed7f6b.jpg

Anyway i said yeah it wasnt a joke! hahaha

[Row_Row]

Anyway tonight i set my suspension to fully hard should have taken a few hours but it went wrong then rained then accidently stabbed my self with a chizzle 3 times haha!

Then i got in and this made my day ahah.

I was bored the other night so on facebook i messed about and left one thing in place which isnt true.
My occupation!

If you want to see my face book my name is Steven Knighting! < You will need to check it out to see my occupation i wont be changing it not now!

Anyway just got in and checked my messages to find this.
And to Prove am not lying heres the screen shot!

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q84/Steve_vtr/38ed7f6b.jpg

Anyway i said yeah it wasnt a joke! hahaha


preying on the gay .. harsh !

[Steve]

BTW for those who dont have facebook my occupation is

Employer: Sperm Donors Are Us
Position: King Sperm Donor
Description: Spunked In A Pot For A Few Quid

[Steve]

preying on the gay .. harsh !

lesbians ftw




Not hot lesbians! BTW

[frankie]

lol

see how much there illing to pay lol

[Steve]

lol

see how much there illing to pay lol

just asked now!

Must like the look of me, they are based in ashington not too far from me lmao

[SamW]

Employer: Sperm Donors Are Us
Position: King Sperm Donor
Description: Spunked In A Pot For A Few Quid

How they took that seriously ill never know!

[dannyc]

haha fucking awesome!

[Row_Row]

still a sperm terrorist imo

[Mr_X]

society as shunned them constantly since they came out of the closet, then you raise their hopes of one day having a child, only to send them crashing down to earth.

great work, made me laugh.

[Steve]

cheers :D

i want to know how they stumbled across my profile??? :panic:
Why dont they go to a proper clinic, al happyily turn up spunk in a mug and walk off with £100, make sure they sign the release forms so am not tied down to paying for baby etc (wont get me on that)

Then remove my facebook and leave this earth in 18 years time.

[Mr_X]

sounds a bit fishy to me. no pun intended

[Elliott]

link to your facebook?

[vidal]

sounds a bit fishy to me. no pun intended

Smells a bit fishy too, I would think.

V.

[DANKZii]

haha!
cant belueve they fell for it mate.

[Elliott]

get it sold! easy money earner

[Steve]

waiting on my reply from the lesbians!

[Steve]

heres my reply lol
fuck it am going to do it haha

well if you intrestd let me know and you can get your self a few quid? and then we can chat some more? and there will be no string attached for you thank you joanne jaime

[Elliott]

aha whats ya facebook?

[danzman1991]

haha, luuuusers

[kenny]

hahahaha legendry tbh.

[Jacko]

you have to fuck on of these dirty dykes and then they will claim child benifits of you for 18 years...up to you...

[Spanky]

You trying to beat my record of selling a pair of socks for £50 steve???

Id go for it altho id look into the complications of them claiming child benefit off you lol

[jdavies23]

I think it might be one of your mates having a laugh tbh; why would a gay couple just happen to come across your most interesting 'occupation' lol.

I think your change in job would have been displayed on the 'home' page on facebook or your friend may have been having a look and then decided to set up a fake account?

But on the other hand if they are serious..... bit of money could be made here..... -
we could start a sperm donor group on FB and start a business. hahahha

[Mel_Hugz]

I seen on telly a while ago a lesbian couple asked their best guy mate to be a sperm donor and he said yes, so they had the kid and lost touch with the guy only for him to get done for not paying chikd benefits!!! i think thats well cheeky!

but yea easy money as long as you go the right way about it

can the kid find you in 18years time?

[snottybadger]

AFAIK you will be liable for child support, thats what they said when I dropped my last tub of man milk off. ;)

[Saxo_Stuey]

LOL that is some funny shit!

[Steve]

aha whats ya facebook?

read post 1 ftw :homme:

It cant be a wind up they are genuine carpet munchers! i would link you to their profile but i think its too harsh.

Only thing am worried about spunking on these lessers is the benefits they try to claim, sure it happend to some guy a while back.

[sim69er]

just forge a sort of official looking document to say that you take no responsibility etc, for a few extra £££ tell them you'll pump it in them lol

[Steve]

just forge a sort of official looking document to say that you take no responsibility etc, for a few extra £££ tell them you'll pump it in them lol

any holes a goal but i think its a goal i dont want to score with these 2 fuckers!

If i do get to nail them al video it and make them scream sax-p ;)