friction burns???

[Mr_suv]

anyone got a good technique of getting rid iof them quick??

[Tupps]

Avoid having sex on the carpet

[Danhunt]

Carpet sex?

Try some sort of moisturizer, maybe some germaline?

[Mr_suv]

ok cheers buddy that may look emabarrasing walking into the supermarket and buying germoline lol!

[Tupps]

Get a shower and scraaaaaaaaape the burns off

*throws up*

[Mr_suv]

Get a shower and scraaaaaaaaape the burns off

*throws up*
belive me that would be extensively very painful!

[Lee_P]

im more interested in why you have to get rid of them quick have you been naughty ????

[craig180]

Clothes that cover them up

[stella2345]

im more interested in why you have to get rid of them quick have you been naughty ????was just thinking that myself

[betty02]

cheated?

[djflipsaxo]

sudocrem!
works every time
buy it in the baby istle in a super market

[WelshyUK]

sudocrem!
works every time
buy it in the baby istle in a super market

Next to the baby wipes and the Dummies!!! LOl!!

[leesaxo1000cc]

deffo been having sneaky carpet based sex aint ya?


tbh, gravel burn hurts more..... works night out + booze + receptionist = gravel burn and lots of explaining!!!!!

[saxmaster]

why is buying germoline embarrasing :S

[Tupps]

Pics of the lady you got them with?

[Chuffy]

Clothes that cover them up

Because he wares chaps with no pants on when he does his shopping

[Mr_suv]

im more interested in why you have to get rid of them quick have you been naughty ????

nope havent been naughty they are my girlfriends fault she was feeling a but too rough the other night tbh lol they arent on my back either just want rid of them as they are painful.

djflip i will give the sudo a try thanks

[Carmi]

Get a shower and scraaaaaaaaape the burns off

*throws up*

Ewww thats sick... try savlon with vitimin E they'll be gone in no time and wont leave a scar or mark...

But I also agree... Dont have sex on the carpet... Or in the car...

[Mr_suv]

^^^^^hahahahaa thanks lol

[WelshyUK]

Lube up son!!! for future reference of course!!! Lol!

[MK2SLAG]

doggy style ftw

[Lee_P]

^^^^ yeh that way she is more likely to get the burns

[Zach]

But I also agree... Dont have sex on the carpet...

I think the issue is, she might be wearing the carpet...



Gillette ftw.

[Peejous]

nope havent been naughty they are my girlfriends fault she was feeling a but too rough the other night tbh lol they arent on my back either just want rid of them as they are painful.

djflip i will give the sudo a try thanks

Should've made her get rid of said thing causing friction. Or make sure your girl friend is of the age where this doesn't apply...

[MK2SLAG]

ive only ever got what looks like carpet burns when im shagging someone else's bird and end up running out the door withmy boxers at my ankles and face plant on the path tbh

[B+B]

anyone got a good technique of getting rid iof them quick??

Get married, no chance of getting them after that:wall:

[djflipsaxo]

Get married, no chance of getting them after that:wall:

or have a baby^^^^^^^
pmsl at you guys lol

[Mr_suv]

lol this has turned hilarious !!! im gunna leave this thread now before i go on about things i shuldnt tbh

[Mr_X]

friction burns on cock FTL! worst thing ever. talking by experience here.

[FRATEone]

lubricant :y:

[Furio_Rob]

nope havent been naughty they are my girlfriends fault she was feeling a but too rough the other night tbh lol they arent on my back either just want rid of them as they are painful.

djflip i will give the sudo a try thanks

dont tell me it slipped out and you just ended up fucking the carpet? :(

[furio-james]

dont tell me it slipped out and you just ended up fucking the carpet? :(

*breath's in heavly and crosses leg's*