Lads - shaving

[VtsTom]

No, not your face.

Just got a text of the missus, she just read in one of her fucking stupid girl mags that it feels good during nookie for the girl if the lad is FULLY shaved in his gentleman area.

Now i allways keep it trim and the spuds are hair free but going bald just dont seem right.

Whos choped the lot of down there?

Will it itch like a mofo when it grows back? Dont fancy wondering about scratching myself like a peedo...

Just how fekin weird does it look?

[Cal]

LOL never completely shaved, I'm always tidy though. Would imagine you'll be able to use it to sand parts ready for primering when it grows back

[betty02]

Did it myself once as a joke itched for days then got shaber rash had to have cream on it from the doctor, itched it that much wasnt good,

may mate constantly shaves down there said its itchy the first few times but then he said it gets used to it and its now fine and he sais girls dont complain and makes his dick look bigger haha

not for me though tbh!

[AlexR]

trouser-forest ftw.

[eoey]

why would a bird like that it would be like sucking off a 10 year old, keep it trimmed and neat ftw

[littleracer]

fuck going shaved,ya little mans is gonna freeze in the summer.
sod that,try it tho,as siad sand papar ftw lol.

[betty02]

why would a bird like that it would be like sucking off a 10 year old, keep it trimmed and neat ftw


tbh id back away if the girl knew wat sukin a 10 year old was like

[littleracer]

No, not your face.

Just got a text of the missus, she just read in one of her fucking stupid girl mags that it feels good during nookie for the girl if the lad is FULLY shaved in his gentleman area.

Now i allways keep it trim and the spuds are hair free but going bald just dont seem right.

Whos choped the lot of down there?

Will it itch like a mofo when it grows back? Dont fancy wondering about scratching myself like a peedo...

Just how fekin weird does it look?

they reckon it makes ya cock look bigger...maybe she telling you something lol

[VtsTom]

Apparently... the slight stubble as its just growing back feels good on the clit..?

Fuck these girls mags are gay

[Cal]

Punch her for being demanding imho. Where's my dinner bitch?!?!?!?!

[SAJosh]

My mate completely shaved for his bird dint see her for a week, he itched like fuck then they broke up ..... I LOLd.

[Adamski]

not for me.

[Clouds_mate]

Trims pubes very short on top.
Drop bollocks into an ice cold cup of water for a few seconds then shave the ball sack completely.

[betty02]

Sax-P charity shave ftw!

[Cal]

Hahaha! You don't actually do the cup of cold water thing do you Leckeh?

[Clouds_mate]

Hahaha! You don't actually do the cup of cold water thing do you Leckeh?

Yesh. I teabag the toothbrush holder.

[Raz]

i keep mine nice and tidy...sometimes get the missus to do it so i can fall asleep....

[Luke]

Trims pubes very short on top.
Drop bollocks into an ice cold cup of water for a few seconds then shave the ball sack completely.

Does that help shaving them or something? LOL

[matt_vtr_15]

shaved ftw tbh!!!

when you get used to it its so much better tbh...

i can see my cock without having to move the pubes out the way now tbh!!!

2inch cock ftl!!!

i joke tbh!!

[J-Reid]

ha get rid, you gain another inch or two haha !

[Clouds_mate]

Yes they shrivel up meaniing you can shave it safely without cutting your sack and a ball falling to the floor

[Cal]

shaved ftw tbh!!!

when you get used to it its so much better tbh...

i can see my cock without having to move the pubes out the way now tbh!!!

2inch cock ftl!!!

i joke tbh!!Damn straight you're joking... do you even have pubes yet my little skoolie lovely?

[Luke]

Yes they shrivel up meaniing you can shave it safely without cutting your sack and a ball falling to the floor

LMAO..

[VtsTom]

Shes not that bad with demands. Been together for 4 and a half years now, tried pretty much everything but i just think it wont look cool being bald...

[Luke]

I'll admit I have shaved completely down there a few times.

First couple of times, itched like hell but once you get use to it then it's fine.

I just trim it now.

[matt_vtr_15]

Damn straight you're joking... do you even have pubes yet my little skoolie lovely?

hahaha lol ... you cunt... busted me i rubbed them off with a towel tbh!!!

teabag gf ftw!!!! i guess thats more fun with pubes actually

[Robin91]

I have before, but I never got itchy, cas im nuts like. :panic:

Feels weird when you do it though, every time you look down you feel so naked..

[Cal]

hahaha lol ... you cunt... busted me i rubbed them off with a towel tbh!!! teabag gf ftw!!!! i guess thats more fun with pubes actuallyI dunno tbh. Pm Tupps

[Robb]

Mines always pretty much completely shaved.

Not too much though or combined with my baby dick I look like a 4 year old....

[AdamW]

You also look like a dwarf in your profile pic......Nautical Midget Syndrome

[Clouds_mate]

hahahahaa

[Robb]

Hahaha.

Ill give you a nautical midget.

*runs off to photobucket*

[-Jason-]

Done it a few times once for a dare as aimees mate said it itches when you shave so i did and fuck me lol had to drive to london and it felt like my crotch was on fire lol.

After the first couple of times doesnt itch lol

[AdamW]

And yes I shave my pubes.

[Mr_X]

shave ftw.

Cant beat it tbh,
man shave + lady shave = heaven.

Yeah it itches a little but that goes away after a few times.

[Ferg]

LOL @ this thread...

I'd only ever trim tbh... Wouldnt want to risk uber itchiness when it starts growing back.

[Funsize]

Laughed my ass off at this thread.

[Mr_X]

oh and the other advantage is its easier to pretend your f*cking a 12 year old.
school girls ftw!





Joke

[Funsize]

From a ladies point of view, shaven is better :y:
Get your snippers out boys.

[L8R_VTR]

tbh id back away if the girl knew wat sukin a 10 year old was like

LMFARO!!!!!!!!!!!!!:clapping::clapping:

[Cal]

From a ladies point of view, shaven is better :y:
Get your snippers out boys.I'll pm you a pic of the finished results

[Funsize]

Ooo goodie. :y:

[Crunkers]

Ooo goodie. :y:

Show you mine if you show me yours lol

[Robb]

You also look like a dwarf in your profile pic......Nautical Midget Syndrome

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f90/Slammd/Sax-P/epic.jpg

[AdamW]

Hahahahahaahahahaahha Ruddy egg head

[Clouds_mate]

hahahaaahaha, pink lyle and scott tshirt.


EDIT - oh wait im in the picturee.

[Clouds_mate]

hahahaha chewy

[Robb]

hahahaaahaha, pink lyle and scott tshirt.


EDIT - oh wait im in the picturee.

Not that you can really tell as I gave everyone enormous heads but in the original that matey looks the height of a 7 year old in comparison to everyone else.

hahahaha

[Tupps]

ahahaah!

i can actually see Robb in that pink cardigan

AdamW is infact a rapist

[Luke]

LMAO ace picture.

[Robb]

ahahaah!

i can actually see Robb in that pink cardigan

AdamW is infact a rapist

In the original, I am in the pink cardigan.

Hahahahaha.

[Clouds_mate]

hahaha fucking quality that.

[AdamW]

I admire your paint skills Robb

[Tommy-S]

short back and sides ftw ..lol.

[Robb]

http://www.hellofitchburg.com/hellouploads/awesome.jpg

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f90/Slammd/motivator6954600.jpg

[saxo_jim]

i find the best way to trim is to get hair clippers on the job. tried it with a razor and it itched and came up with a rash but using hair clippers does the job fine with no itching

[matt_vtr_15]

i tried to use an electrical trimmer!! never again tbh.... wounded myself and tore about a 2 inch gash from ballsack... screamed like a little bitch tbh....

was annoyed the first time i tried to shave my pubes due to the fact they wont flush down the toilet tbh.... just stay in the top floating around tbh.... straight out of back window now when a good gust of wind blows tbh!!!!

[Funsize]

i tried to use an electrical trimmer!! never again tbh.... wounded myself and tore about a 2 inch gash from ballsack... screamed like a little bitch tbh....

was annoyed the first time i tried to shave my pubes due to the fact they wont flush down the toilet tbh.... just stay in the top floating around tbh.... straight out of back window now when a good gust of wind blows tbh!!!!

Your a very honest person:y:

[Luke]

Haha, love this thread.

[matt_vtr_15]

Your a very honest person:y:

your right....

haha i always say it cant help it tbh

[Clouds_mate]

Your a very honest person:y:

Yeh does that alot. Its a little annoying.

[Raz]

tbh...??

[Jamie]

Yesh. I teabag the toothbrush holder.

HAHAHAHA nearly killed me off tbh

[matt_vtr_15]

Yeh does that alot. Its a little annoying.

sorry babes... i will cut it out tbh

[Clouds_mate]

Do it or i will ban you......




















I JOKES.

[saxodan]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f90/Slammd/Sax-P/epic.jpg

hahaha i dont think cheewy knows hes fmaous on the internet

[Funsize]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f90/Slammd/Sax-P/epic.jpg

Who is the one on the end <--

[Robb]

Who is the one on the end <--

Leckie.

I think that one looks the most realistic too.

[Clouds_mate]

that would be me.

[matt_vtr_15]

cockgrab to the right ftw lol

[VtsTom]

Its all gone!

Looks bloody weird. Feels weirder. The ol boy looks a fair bit bigger. No rash but im tingling. The sex better be worth it.

[matt_vtr_15]

Its all gone!

Looks bloody weird. Feels weirder. The ol boy looks a fair bit bigger. No rash but im tingling. The sex better be worth it.

you will find you have missed some,, i did had like two full size pubes and the rest bold... homer simpson bollock sack ftl

[Tupps]

The one of Robb looks the most realistic

[Luke]

She'll comment on your pecker looking bigger now.

That's the real reason she wanted it doing ;)

[rob_s]

i thaught about it,but feck that,trimmed ftw!

[James]

She'll comment on your pecker looking bigger now.

That's the real reason she wanted it doing ;)

Sounds like your talking from experiance there Luke :)

[VtsTom]

What difference does it make how big it "looks"? Its how big it IS that counts ;)

[Clouds_mate]

Size doesnt matter.......when they are asleep

[Funsize]

Bigger is not always better :)

[Raz]

il use the usual 'my mate phrase here'

a mate once said to everyone 'i have a small dick...but by fuck do i know how to wiggle it'

[matt_vtr_15]

Bigger is not always better :)

Not what your climax line was to me!!!

you said the exact opposite!!!

[nufc_lad]

Should of waxed it off tbh

[jodie_saxo]

Its all gone!

Looks bloody weird. Feels weirder. The ol boy looks a fair bit bigger. No rash but im tingling. The sex better be worth it.

it will be worth it for her, especially when it just starts growing through a little bit! will be itchy as fook for you for a while though!

[Dan]

I always shave down there not bald but not too far off.

Love the ice cold water trick Dan, may have to try that next time :P

[Funsize]

Not what your climax line was to me!!!

you said the exact opposite!!!

Smaller is always worse?

[matt_vtr_15]

it will be worth it for her, especially when it just starts growing through a little bit! will be itchy as fook for you for a while though!

jodie knows the score...

[Clouds_mate]

I always shave down there not bald but not too far off.

Love the ice cold water trick Dan, may have to try that next time :P

Serious. Teabag the toothbrush holder. it works a treat.

[matt_vtr_15]

Smaller is always worse?

something like that

[VtsTom]

Hmmm. Prickly clit ftw? Girls are wierd. I just need friction

[Funsize]

Hmmm. Prickly clit ftw? Girls are wierd. I just need friction

Eee no. By all means, shave it all. But keep shaving it, dnt let it grow back!! :panic:

[VtsTom]

Apparently the whole point is to have a tiny bit of stuble to rub against?

[Funsize]

Makes me cringe tbh. And definatly wouldnt go down on a guy with stubble. Sand paper tounge ftl :n:

[Ruddy]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f90/Slammd/motivator6954600.jpg

That is pure greatness.

I will let you sleep with my sister.

[Clouds_mate]

bollocks that doesnt warrant that.

I want a go when i come over Friday.

please?

[AdamW]

She is still in my boot so I get first dibs

[jodie_saxo]

Apparently the whole point is to have a tiny bit of stuble to rub against?

it is..gota have a little bit of stubble there..just enough to tickle

[littleracer]

Makes me cringe tbh. And definatly wouldnt go down on a guy with stubble. Sand paper tounge ftl :n:

some women have tongues as rough as sand paper tbh.
no difference then is there.

[jodie_saxo]

Makes me cringe tbh. And definatly wouldnt go down on a guy with stubble. Sand paper tounge ftl :n:

gota admit it's a thousand times better than gettin pubes in your mouth! that puts me right off! :panic:

[Clouds_mate]

gota admit it's a thousand times better than gettin pubes in your mouth! that puts me right off! :panic:

i was just sick in my mouth.

classy lol

[Ruddy]

bollocks that doesnt warrant that.

I want a go when i come over Friday.

please?

Yeah no drama......

She is still in my boot so I get first dibs

Must of cost a fucking bomb in fuel mate......

[jodie_saxo]

i was just sick in my mouth.

classy lol

well theres nothing worse than a guy that can't be arsed to give it a trim, i couldn't go there, maybe some girls would..i don't know

[Luke]

well theres nothing worse than a guy that can't be arsed to give it a trim, i couldn't go there, maybe some girls would..i don't know

At the end of the day, it’s personal hygiene.

[Clouds_mate]

well theres nothing worse than a guy that can't be arsed to give it a trim, i couldn't go there, maybe some girls would..i don't know

Dont have to tell me, im vain. sunbeds, hair cut every 2 weeks etc etc.

PM me.

[Ruddy]

PM Me instead

Im like how everyone imagines Leckie to be in real life.......

[AdamW]

Fat and balding?

[Ruddy]

No thats the real thing.......

[AdamW]

Sorry I mis-read....thought it said Leeroy

[Clouds_mate]

i hate you guys. Just when im about to get cyber you ruin it.

[Craddock]

i shave my bum.

[AdamW]

You called me an overweight Bellend earlier...

Yes I did find it

[Funsize]

i shave my bum.

Thanks for that, just as i was eating chocolate cake too.

[Raz]

Thanks for that, just as i was eating chocolate cake too.
your not one of them girls out of that 2 girls one cup are you!

[Funsize]

your not one of them girls out of that 2 girls one cup are you!

Cant say ive seen it.

[Raz]

Cant say ive seen it.
google it....

im sure something will come up...

[jodie_saxo]

Dont have to tell me, im vain. sunbeds, hair cut every 2 weeks etc etc.


PM me.

fair enough, glad to hear it!

i shave my bum.

not so glad to hear that! that must be uncomfortable when it grows back!
why don't you just shove some sandpaper inbetween your butt cheeks!

[Johnson]

ahaha iv dne it, doesnt itch that bad tbh cant say that i think it looks any better imo but the gurls like it ;)

so i guess if it keeps her happy ....

[Johnson]

Cant say ive seen it.



you really dont want too, but its worth a watch :panic:

[Funsize]

google it....

im sure something will come up...

That is disgusting.

[Raz]

That is disgusting.
i told ya something would come up...didnt say through ya gob though...

[EH_Fella]

Dont have to tell me, im vain. sunbeds, hair cut every 2 weeks etc etc.

PM me.

..you are now my best friend of SaxP, you raving metro you!! :homme: Although I go for tan in a can over the ol' sunbeds.

ANYWAY I managed to catch my bollox when trimming with a leccy razor - it was a school boy error I admit..but now I'm just content trimming the ball-sack. I don't fancy castrating myself in another accident lol

[Cal]

Oh harrow, bit off topic lyk but my m8 haz jus bort a saxo vts. He sez its 130 brek, but I say no waiii. Wat yoo reckon ladz?

[AdamW]

Hanging your balls over a boiling kettle is also a good way to loosen the hairs...


Or is that to get rid of crabs......

[VtsTom]

Metro homos - gruff is were its at - says the man that just shaved his pubes :(

[JC-Furio]

i was just sick in my mouth.

classy lol

lol, loverrrrrrly.

[JC-Furio]

Oh harrow, bit off topic lyk but my m8 haz jus bort a saxo vts. He sez its 130 brek, but I say no waiii. Wat yoo reckon ladz?

Send that fool over to me... i'll show him my standard 145bhp furio. 0-60 in 1st mate.

Also have an urge to watch team america now. You suck Cal :(

[Cal]

Also have an urge to watch team american now. You suck Cal :(Yoo so ronery. Sore finger on your chipz?

[EH_Fella]

Metro homos - gruff is were its at - says the man that just shaved his pubes :(

Metros aren't homos - metros are just male tarts :p Take care of their skin, their general appearance, like to dress well, shop, lots of aftershave..pretty boys.

Assuming you confused the two, now I think of it I have no idea what you meant. Maybe you were referring to two groups, I don't know; I'll blame your lack of grammar ;)

[JC-Furio]

Yoo so ronery. Sore finger on your chipz?

Get out, now.

x

[Cal]

iFail in attempting to divert the thread from ballsacks... to chinks.

[Nathan]

lol at this thread, Tom just wait till it grows back and your scratching your nuts like you've got an STI (and no im not on about a subaru)

[Japman]

there was a thread about this befre

i always shave down below

girls would rather it shaven,rather than alod of hair in theyre gob

[L33h]

im shave it all off... cleaner and the girls like it more :D.. only itchy the 1st time lol

[Mr_X]

gota love sax-p for these threads. so entertaining!

[Elliott]

shaved them off a few times, it itches like fuck! no i jsut trim them...not sure wether to go back to shaving them off fully

[grantlowery]

Ball's to shaving it all off... (excuse the pun)

Trimmed to perfection tbh.

[stiffler69]

I have my missus says it itchs her when it starts to stubble up

[bullit]

had number zero for years. takes a bit of time but lasts a while. knob looks bigger and i feel like a boy again

[gozzy-vtr]

i belive shaving is somethin u only do once. i did it and i had the itches for a week and omfg it hurt

[ThegreenVTR]

tbh i do it all the time makes sex so much better lol girl shaved ftw tho!

[Maxwell]

fuuk shaving


veet ftw!!!

[Agent-VIP]

Would be wierd as hell. Haven't seen my balls in the *flesh* since i got pubic hair there about 2 years ago.

HAhaha.. oh i was laughing while writing that.

[Ben_L]

Funny thread this lol.

Keep it trim ftw ;)

Sod shaving it. too riskay if you dont have a steady hand...

[sarahvtr20]

this is halarious:y:

[Sophie123]

tbh, trimmed is best.
at least then you can be sure he is at least 15.

[JimoVTR]

hairclippers grade 0 FTW

[sarahvtr20]

wax it lads its the only way:y:

[Ben_L]

wax it lads its the only way:y:

do you?

[sarahvtr20]

do you?
all women wax
this thread is for the males im simply advising!!:homme::y:

[Ben_L]

:P fair enough i spose...:y:

[SamW]

Shaved my face tonight so thought id give other areas ago...

checkers ftw :)

[sarahvtr20]

Shaved my face tonight so thought id give other areas ago...

checkers ftw :)

o dear!!!!!as a nurse i must advise you that will itch in the morning

[SamW]

o dear!!!!!as a nurse i must advise you that will itch in the morning

Oh balls :(...literally!

[sarahvtr20]

Oh balls :(...literally!

ouch:homme:get some sudocream asap:y:

[JC-Furio]

Think she needs to be introduced to this thread... i'd still make a mess of her though.

http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/danielle-lloyd-armpit-hair-front.jpg

[sarahvtr20]

Think she needs to be introduced to this thread... i'd still make a mess of her though.

http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/danielle-lloyd-armpit-hair-front.jpg

is that real o dear god thats disgusting

[Mr_X]

is that real o dear god thats disgusting

fake..

[sarahvtr20]

fake..

thank god for that

[SamW]

Think she needs to be introduced to this thread... i'd still make a mess of her though.

http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/danielle-lloyd-armpit-hair-front.jpg

Id still stick my dick in her mouth...

[SamW]

Damn white text got me JC :(

[Clouds_mate]

Shaved my face tonight so thought id give other areas ago...

checkers ftw :)

to be fair, been a ginger lad i wouldnt have hair on anypart of my body.

[Cal]

+1 ...........

[matt_vtr_15]

all women wax
this thread is for the males im simply advising!!:homme::y:

easier for women to wax tbh.... you dont have a ballsack that stretches out about a foot before recoiling when the hair is ripped out... i tried and i failed and now shave....

[Jojobunbun]

easier for women to wax tbh.... you dont have a ballsack that stretches out about a foot before recoiling when the hair is ripped out... i tried and i failed and now shave....

i shud know... i wax those women! you tried and failed matt?? mmm..interesting.. pics or your lieing..

[matt_vtr_15]

i shud know... i wax those women! you tried and failed matt?? mmm..interesting.. pics or your lieing..

pm sent...i joke....not

[Raz]

got missus to tidy mine up yesterday....

fell asleep when she done it...

[Jojobunbun]

pm sent...i joke....not

:fcuk: i cant believe those pics matt! looks so painful! your need a true professional to fix that for you! not me obv..not qualified to do that yet!

[matt_vtr_15]

:fcuk: i cant believe those pics matt! looks so painful! your need a true professional to fix that for you! not me obv..not qualified to do that yet!

il be round soon then give me 10 minutes?

[MR_N]

did it yesterday, been doing it for a while now. itches the first couple of times now its fine dont feel it coming back. never had any complaints

[ThegreenVTR]

Id still stick my dick in her mouth...

tbh trannie! first time it does itch the more u do it the better!

[Tupps]

JoJo those pics you PM'd me are pure filth

can't wait till trax kk bbz lvya brb

[Raz]

JoJo those pics you PM'd me are pure filth

can't wait till trax kk bbz lvya brb
pics posted in thread or your lying....

x

[AdamW]

kkthankbye

[Ben_L]

yeah pics or it didnt happen tbh

[saxo_asa]

I trim, just to keep it a bit neat but would never shave it off completely! The itchiness!

[Tupps]

I'm lying....

[SAXOSi]

Keep it nice and trim. A mate fully shaves and always moans about the itching

[Danr]

I've done it but not recently. Biggest put off for me with a bird is a hairy axe wound. Honestly i just leave em there and walk off.

[ThegreenVTR]

I've done it but not recently. Biggest put off for me with a bird is a hairy axe wound. Honestly i just leave em there and walk off.

Repped! lol

[matt_vtr_15]

must admit a hairy gash is not good,

Wen tout with a bird for a bit with massive tits, great body etc all that, mint to get on with a girly girl all that, she stayed round at my house started getting down to it.. and fuck me afro bean!!!! just a mass of hair that looked as if it had never been trimmed!!! wasnt happy one bit .. would never of expected it with her as well...

poked her and told her she was a bit hairy like and she wasnt too happy

[Jojobunbun]

must admit a hairy gash is not good,

Wen tout with a bird for a bit with massive tits, great body etc all that, mint to get on with a girly girl all that, she stayed round at my house started getting down to it.. and fuck me afro bean!!!! just a mass of hair that looked as if it had never been trimmed!!! wasnt happy one bit .. would never of expected it with her as well...

poked her and told her she was a bit hairy like and she wasnt too happy

oh my shit, you're not a virgin little boy?!

[Mr_X]

hahahaha matt you edited the tbh.

[Krys_23]

oh my shit, you're not a virgin little boy?!

Lol.. he's gone as far as kissed his mother.

[matt_vtr_15]

Lol.. he's gone as far as kissed his mother.

call yourself a mate, i was trying to impress jojo tbh!!!

i want my name in her sig!!! fuck you tuppence!!!!

[Jojobunbun]

Lol.. he's gone as far as kissed his mother.

i thought so too... the school uniform in his pic gives it away i think..

[matt_vtr_15]

i thought so too... the school uniform in his pic gives it away i think..

collar up, i dont play by the rules!!!!!

[Jojobunbun]

collar up, i dont play by the rules!!!!!

if you have your collar up it means you're a lesbian you know! well thats what we used to do at school, mine were stapled down lol as i went to an all girls school, full of um!

[matt_vtr_15]

if you have your collar up it means you're a lesbian you know! well thats what we used to do at school, mine were stapled down lol as i went to an all girls school, full of um!

my sexual preferences have nothing to do with you, or this thread!! Set up a new one if it means so much!!!





I joke :)

[Mr_X]

if you have your collar up it means you're a lesbian you know! well thats what we used to do at school, mine were stapled down lol as i went to an all girls school, full of um!

i wish i went to an all girls school, think of the fun parties.
Pfft I will just become a school teacher instead job done.

[Ruddy]

if you have your collar up it means you're a lesbian you know! well thats what we used to do at school, mine were stapled down lol as i went to an all girls school, full of um!

Fucking filth.

Shitter. First date. Gotta be.

[Jojobunbun]

Fucking filth.

Shitter. First date. Gotta be.

i dont get you ruddy, explain x

[matt_vtr_15]

i dont get you ruddy, explain x

he notices how much you want to date me i thinks!!!

[SamW]

He wants to shit on you...

aka skat :y:

[Ruddy]

the up shitter............

Re-arrange them words

[Tupps]

Dirt Box FTW

P-s Ruddy, I've replied to your email regarding back seshionz

[Jojobunbun]

the up shitter............

Re-arrange them words

oh no sorry... that costs extra..

[Luke]

Haha, loving this thread :)

[Krys_23]

oh no sorry... that costs extra..

I seriously think she's a gay guy getting thrills tbh.. :panic:

[Funsize]

to be fair, been a ginger lad i wouldnt have hair on anypart of my body.

Awh
Gingers ftw :y:

[OLLYVTS]

I seriously think she's a gay guy getting thrills tbh.. :panic:

lol i bet a few people do that on here.

[Clouds_mate]

I aint ginger. I ment if i was a ginger.

[craigy_87]

i dont get how a woman can like rubbin up against abit of stubble lol especially down there wouldnt that be pain :S:S

trim ftw

[Funsize]

i dont get how a woman can like rubbin up against abit of stubble lol especially down there wouldnt that be pain :S:S

trim ftw

Correct:y:

[craigy_87]

i mean my gf doesnt even like when i aint shaved my face lol

[Luke]

Louise hated me with stubble on my face, it's understandable though I suppose.

[craigy_87]

leave them with a rash ftw lol

[Raz]

My g/f wouldnt let me go down on her if i had stublbe on the face....

[matt_vtr_15]

My g/f wouldnt let me go down on her if i had stublbe on the face....

haha,, do you rub your face in her twat or something dude?/

dog eating hot chipcs ftw lol

[Tupps]

My g/f wouldnt let me go down on her if i had stublbe on the face....

Because you don't shave, and it would infact be your twin brother?

[Raz]

haha,, do you rub your face in her twat or something dude?/

dog eating hot chipcs ftw lol
she says my stubble sometimes catches the inside of her thighs and tickles her...

[Raz]

Because you don't shave, and it would infact be your twin brother?
LOLZ...

[brownie_147]

not for me, trim only. If they dont like it well......

[Cal]

Horrible visions of Raz milkybar atm. Lock ban delete

[bullit]

cal your arse needs a shave. interupts entering

[Cal]

Shave it for me?

[matt_vtr_15]

Shave it for me?

il pluck it the morning before trax, then it will be nice and fresh for bullit...

Go commando again babes :) make it nice and soft for him..

[Cal]

Beats at Trax if you call me babes again

[bullit]

Shave it for me?

i like the challenge though, fighting those daddy long legs off

[matt_vtr_15]

Beats at Trax if you call me babes again

ok sexybum.... :homme:

[Cal]

Excellent stuff. Knock yourself out

[Cal]

ok sexybum.... :homme:Thats not my bum in my avatar. Its my face

[matt_vtr_15]

Thats not my bum in my avatar. Its my face

haha i wont push my luck... unless you have a short memory

[Cal]

We'll play it by ear... Now run along and play on the train tracks