Luke N 9 Bob Jim Bob!!!!!!!111

[Ruddy]

Just been offered to have my car valeted for £45

Full valet

he does everything eggggsept machine polish.

And he comes to me. Is that good?

[Japman]

tell him 40 and a blow job

xx

[Cal]

Engine bay too?

[Jamie]

Sounds good to me, if its a full vallet bar machine

and anytime baby ;)

[Tupps]

You can't polish a turd

[matt_vtr_15]

sounds good.. does he still hand polish??

[Luke]

What's with the title?

I presume this thread is to do with moi? lol.

[Ruddy]

tell him 40 and a blow job

xx

Your willing to come up all the way from wales for me? :oops:

Engine bay too?

Dont think so mate

Sounds good to me, if its a full vallet bar machine

and anytime baby ;)

PM me for ASL

You can't polish a turd

This guys slogan is:
He actually said this: "Ive got products t take a black man off a white woman"
"I can make shit shine"

[Elliott]

sounds like a good deal.

[Ruddy]

What's with the title?

I presume this thread is to do with moi? lol.

Yeah mate not beefing at all!!!!!!!!!

Just letting you know for business in the area

[Japman]

i duno if your worth that

wouldnt want to take you to the gym and show you up haha

[Cal]

Do it yourself. Thats a fucking days wages for me lol I'm in the wrong job

[Japman]

im not even on that each day.im on like 35 a day,i seem to be making my money from prostitution (SP)

[Luke]

Yeah mate not beefing at all!!!!!!!!!

Just letting you know for business in the area

No problems mate.

Doncaster doesn't actually fall in my area, it's more Jason's but seeing though it's you I'll do it for you ;)

Just want you to be happy with the job mate :)

[Tupps]

I agree do it yourself.... Me and Fossie made mine shine like a shit house door on a frosty morning in under 2 hours

[Karl]

£35 a day?!
Ouch!

[Luke]

It does include engine clean too.

[Ruddy]

i duno if your worth that

wouldnt want to take you to the gym and show you up haha

*searches sax-p for Ruddy giving gavman advice*

Screw you Mr Pascoe

Do it yourself. Thats a fucking days wages for me lol I'm in the wrong job

Ruddy, high rolla'z

[Yates]

no offense luke but ruddy why not ask james (cloud) to do it?

[Jamie]

Hmm I always clean my car but it always has water marks & then i cant be bothered after all that cleaning to wax it lol

[jaybiss]

James used to pc it for 50 notes, not interior but thats a ten min job

[Ruddy]

no offense luke but ruddy why not ask james (cloud) to do it?

Too dear.

That lad would take my fucking socks aswell as my wallet if he could. Cunt.

I love Cloud. Also would have to drive over to 'Ull for it then risk of getting mucky on way back. £60 down the pisser ftl.

Karl, cal needs to be on high rolla'z wages, with the likes of Ruddy, Leckie, AdamWaller and Robb

[Japman]

£35 a day?!
Ouch!

i know,then im averaging about 200-350 profit on each car a week

then other things

i work to keep people away from me,so people dont wonder where i get the cash from

[Ruddy]

I agree do it yourself.... Me and Fossie made mine shine like a shit house door on a frosty morning in under 2 hours

See Elliots sig.

[Clouds_mate]

Personally i would do it myself. Its something to do over the weekend.

Only time i would ever pay someone to do it would be for paint correction.

[Ruddy]

Ruddy = NEVER GOT TIME TO EVEN SHIT.

Im still wearing the same clothes I had on at FCS.

[jaybiss]

Too dear.

That lad would take my fucking socks aswell as my wallet if he could. Cunt.

I love Cloud. Also would have to drive over to 'Ull for it then risk of getting mucky on way back. £60 down the pisser ftl.

Karl, cal needs to be on high rolla'z wages, with the likes of Ruddy, Leckie, AdamWaller and Robb

he lives 20 mins from you now...

[Elliott]

See Elliots sig.

lol...

[Cal]

Im on 17k. Not enough. But this is Wales...

[Japman]

bin men around by me are on 400 a week

temp tbh

dirtybinMan FTW

[Ruddy]

Im on £20k still pittance.

[Ruddy]

bin men around by me are on 400 a week

temp tbh

dirtybinMan FTW

Keep you fit.

[Tupps]

Im on 17k. Not enough. But this is Wales...

I'm set to make 17k commission before end of the tax year....

Now i'm top dog in the design team, i just make all the big jobs my own... pwnage

[Japman]

Keep you fit.

cardio to the max

plus id get to raid peoples wheely bins

[Cal]

But I still teabagged u Ian so its irrelevant

[Tupps]

But I still teabagged u Ian so its irrelevant

Even more reason why i pwn you... how many sax-p members balls and arse have you eaten?

[saxodan]

people stopped bragging about their wages yet ;)

ruddy get down to halfords buy £40's worth of kit and have cleaning fun for years on end

[Scattle]

Good price that.

[Dan]

Not a bad price for a valet, especially if its everything bar paint correction.