Silly Road Signs

[JimoVTR]

Add yours now

http://pressmart.net/blog/uploaded_images/4-775625.jpg

[Evolution4589]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a345/S65-AMG/drivingcarefully.jpg

[MAS]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a345/S65-AMG/drivingcarefully.jpg

that was on top gear lol !

[Evolution4589]

Was it? When? I've been waiting to use that since 2005! :(

[MAS]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y253/AKACARS/2817.jpg

[Mochachino]

some google ones

http://www.hot-screensaver.com/wp-myimages/sharp-edges.jpg

http://www.goodexperience.com/broken/images/the_other_left.jpg

http://www.tickettalk.ca/Quickstart/ImageLib/STUPID_ROAD_SIGN.jpg

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p60/canasn/one_way.jpg

http://i26.tinypic.com/2l8kop3.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/spockcat/110442.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/spockcat/130695.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/spockcat/znaki_31.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/spockcat/znaki_32.jpg

http://www.istad.org/graphics/cruiseships.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/mechorg/DCP_2124.jpg

[MAS]

Was it? When? I've been waiting to use that since 2005! :(

sure it was about 2 weeks ago but not 100%

[DevilDamo]

Yeh I think it was the Sunday before last.

Are these signs people can find from the internet or ones that actual members have seen and taken a photo of?

[Evolution4589]

I don't watch Top Gear anymore so that's a bit poo!

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a345/S65-AMG/UnsafeRd.jpg

The best one I saw lately was when I was driving up the A3 in torrential rain, and one of those overhead orange-lit signs that normally gives a Junction and the time to it (plus the miles) said: "CAUTION - Road wet." :S

[Mikey]

lol at some of these

[DevilDamo]

I'm sure this was said on Top Gear. Can't remember though. When the "WARNING! FOG" signs light up on motorways, why do people push their faces closer to the windscreen? The fog's outside, not inside!!!

[Mochachino]

http://stupidstreetsigns.com/funny/signs/images/Stupid%2BSigns_All_Street%2BSigns/Do%2BWhat%2Bhe%2BSays.jpg

http://www.goodexperience.com/broken/images/cuyama.jpg

http://www.goodexperience.com/broken/images/funny_highway_sign1.jpg

http://www.dropfiles.net//files/1643/big%20dick.bmp

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k207/derickg123/manholecover.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/spockcat/family-planning.jpg

http://bikeportland.org/wp-content/maxCrashSign.jpg

[HayleyVts]

http://www.myinterestingfiles.com/images/2008/03/britishfunnysigns_9.jpg
http://blog.maniac.nl/images/heavyfine.jpg

[MikeCracknell]

Sorry all your signs are crap....this one rules - it is in Orkney (but there is a place called Twatt in Shetland too....)

http://www.concal.org/images/2007-06-26twatt.jpg

[lukowski14]

does anyone on Topgear read sax p? They should.

[Evolution4589]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/aa/Fucking%2C_Austria%2C_street_sign.jpg/200px-Fucking%2C_Austria%2C_street_sign.jpg

A little village in Austria nearly everyone must have heard of...

[Furio_Rob]

has anyone noticed on top gear jeremy clarkson has said a few times
'i found this on the internet'
and yet it doesnt show you what it was?
you see their reactions so im guessing its bad but it never shows it :(

[darkslag72]

haha these are awesome. chuckle

[DJDannyB]

lmao at these signs. some funny shit lol

[Ferg]

LOL @ some of these signs ...

[Agent-VIP]

Kudos to me for taking that picture too, on the way home from Trax last year.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2197/2208659378_07b9611dc2.jpg?v=0

[lukedorritt]

is that in wollaston in northants???

[Agent-VIP]

Also these (I know they're not road signs.. but, i've kept them for ages in my bookmarks, finding a reason for them)

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh71/dhit/extras/image1.png
If you have set yourself on fire, do not run


http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh71/dhit/extras/image2.png
If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.


http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh71/dhit/extras/image3.png
If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder


http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh71/dhit/extras/image4.png
If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about a cool design for a new tattoo.


http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh71/dhit/extras/image5.png
Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!


http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh71/dhit/extras/image6.png
The proper way to eliminate smallpox is to wash with soap, water and at least one(1) armless hand.


http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh71/dhit/extras/image7.png
Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the hell away.


http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh71/dhit/extras/image8.png
Hurricanes, animal corpses and your potential new tattoo have a lot in common. Think about it.


http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh71/dhit/extras/image9.png
Be on the lookout for terrorists with pinkeye and leprosy. Also, they tend to rub their hands together manically.


http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh71/dhit/extras/image10.png
If a door is closed, karate chop it open.


http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh71/dhit/extras/image11.png
Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. After 5 minutes and 12 seconds, however, you may become sterile



http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh71/dhit/extras/image12.png
After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.


http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh71/dhit/extras/image13.png
If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that shit.


http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh71/dhit/extras/image14.png
-- If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell.


http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh71/dhit/extras/image16.png
If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.


http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh71/dhit/extras/image17.png
If you lose a contact lens during a chemical attack, do not stop to look for it.


http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh71/dhit/extras/image18.png
Do not drive a stations wagon if a power pole is protruding from the hood.


http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh71/dhit/extras/image19.png
-- A one-inch thick piece of plywood should be sufficient protection against radiation.


http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh71/dhit/extras/image20.png
Always remember to carry food with you during a terrorist attack. At least you'll be able to enjoy a nice coke and apple before you die.

[Chris_F]

LOL @ Agent
That was funny

Some of these signs have got me in stitches here, sooo funny!

[EH_Fella]

http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/12252/1214218925/awesomespeedcheck.jpg

Lots of silliness here (http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/literalroadsigns)

[DavoVTR]

I saw this when I was in the Isle of Man a couple of weeks ago

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o108/DavoVTR/DSC00177.jpg

thank god for camera phones eh? Made me chuckle...

[oojamaboo]

These are quite funny, should try e-mailin top gear or somethin

[kenny]

Sorry all your signs are crap....this one rules - it is in Orkney (but there is a place called Twatt in Shetland too....)

http://www.concal.org/images/2007-06-26twatt.jpg




lol ive got a pic of that sign on my mobile somewhere. most of my family stay in orkney lol ive been there a few times and that sign always makes me chuckle

[Peejous]

Do they seriously think im going to do 30 down that straight?
http://www.speedlimit.org.uk/images/a40_30.jpg

[kenny]

Do they seriously think im going to do 30 down that straight?
http://www.speedlimit.org.uk/images/a40_30.jpg



bahahaha that was such a class comment.



i do not condone speeding

[JimoVTR]

http://www.b3tards.com/

http://www.b3tards.com/u/33c8c804092e39b83959/tij.gif

[DavoVTR]

These are quite funny, should try e-mailin top gear or somethin

might do that....