Anyone shave

[smiith]

There nackers with a Bic Razor?

After so long, im still amazed at how good a job a 20p razor does.

Never had a cut, and you can be rough as fook with em aswell and still not cause pain or bloodshed.


Thats all :A:

[andywiddss1]

ha ha strange but very true

[Clouds_mate]

all about tea bagging the tooth brush holder so you balls shrivel then shaving

[MrHouston]

Nahhh premium razors is where it's at :homme:

Post 2000 woop

[smiith]

aye, its easier when they aint on the sag

[Pat_Vts]

electric shavers easier

[VtsTom]

Pfft, amatures. Fusion with vibrate on the stink bridge. Heaven

[smiith]

electric you dont have control, and pulls and cuts

[Pat_Vts]

i know...

just go ow n carry on ftl lol

[Spanky]

all about tea bagging the tooth brush holder so you balls shrivel then shaving

ooooook........

Does this help lol sick of shaving and realising there are still little hairs there!!

Damn fusion razor is supposed to be good!!

[David]

Never had a cut, and you can be rough as fook with em aswell and still not cause pain or bloodshed.


Whyy would you wanna be rough with them lol :S

[smiith]

Whyy would you wanna be rough with them lol :S

when your in a rush to get em smooooth for a lady friend, dont have time to take care

[David]

lol fair enough

[Nij]

ha ha strange but very true

i have a VERY different opinion of you now mate!! lol

[Jazz]

does the job tbh

[frankie]

didnt reliase shaving your bollocks was common practice........


:S

[katiescar]

Pfft, amatures. Fusion with vibrate on the stink bridge. Heaven

such a funi thread! lol guys! slowly coming out tom?

[smiith]

didnt reliase shaving your bollocks was common practice........


:S

oh yes, do you like muff diving into a forest? works both ways :)

specialy if you want them to play with the balls ;)

[smiith]

such a funi thread! lol guys! slowly coming out tom?

he only puts the vibrate on when it gets near the rusty bullet hole, what do you think? :P :homme:

[katiescar]

have a bsc, you know it makes sense!

[katiescar]

he only puts the vibrate on when it gets near the rusty bullet hole, what do you think? :P :homme:

lol smiithy!:clapping:

[frankie]

specialy if you want them to play with the balls ;)

not my hands.........lol

[Mr_suv]

oh yes, do you like muff diving into a forest? works both ways :)

specialy if you want them to play with the balls ;)

so extensivly true!

[smiith]

for frankie, when you try it, make sure you moisturise after ;) if not you itch like a bitch.

i used my mums stuff that slowly adds a tan :y:

tanned balls ftw?

[5AMBO]

blimey, didnt realise it was such a common thing.....lol. I have definatley been missing something.
Must say it is something i have never tried and the ladies have never complained if you know what i mean.lol
Sounds like it would hurt!! Cant imagine how on earth you can do that without cutting yourselves

[frankie]

smithy...........your one funny fucker.

slightly odd, but funny.

[5AMBO]

for frankie, when you try it, make sure you moisturise after ;) if not you itch like a bitch.

i used my mums stuff that slowly adds a tan :y:

tanned balls ftw?

tanned balls???? where have on earth have i been whilst you have all been shaving your balls.lol

[smiith]

blimey, didnt realise it was such a common thing.....lol. I have definatley been missing something.
Must say it is something i have never tried and the ladies have never complained if you know what i mean.lol
Sounds like it would hurt!! Cant imagine how on earth you can do that without cutting yourselves

go in the shower, wash, pull the bag tight, and run the razor over, 1st timers will prolly need 4 razors :P and then you can take the hair off the shaft, balls, gooche and anywhere else.

you will love it, makes your nob look bigger aswell

[smiith]

might do a How to guide... think simo would allow pictures?

premium section - NSFW?

[5AMBO]

go in the shower, wash, pull the bag tight, and run the razor over, 1st timers will prolly need 4 razors :P and then you can take the hair off the shaft, balls, gooche and anywhere else.

you will love it, makes your nob look bigger aswell

the thought is making me crindge.....sounds like something that could go horribly wrong.

Like to think i dont need any help making it look bigger too.lol

[frankie]

might do a How to guide... think simo would allow pictures?

premium section - NSFW?

duno if they make cameras with that bigger zoom.......:p

lol

[Mr_suv]

nudist beach look ftw!!

[smiith]

the thought is making me crindge.....sounds like something that could go horribly wrong.

Like to think i dont need any help making it look bigger too.lol

you cant go wrong with a BIC razor, u couldnt cut yourself trying!

plust just work on tthe upper areas to get some technique.

and frankie, you didnt say that when you were handling it with food serving tongs

[Mr_suv]

pmsl!!!!!

[frankie]

frankie, you didnt say that when you were handling it with food serving tongs

olives and food tongs = logistical nightmare......

lol

[Cunny16v]

I find plucking lasts longer...no pain no gain eh

[smiith]

olives and food tongs = logistical nightmare......

lol

well i did tell you not to try and play with yourself ;)

[frankie]

well i did tell you not to try and play with yourself ;)

bastard.......:p

lol

[bark]

Woop other people do it as well!

What about the uppers? Kept that trimmed and in shape?

My mate keeps his in the shape of a stick man with his legs either side of his man meat. Have to say it's comical!

[5AMBO]

I find plucking lasts longer...no pain no gain eh

plucking???? what!!!!!! the whole lot....that would not only take forever but hurt like hell

[frankie]

Woop other people do it as well!

What about the uppers? Kept that trimmed and in shape?

My mate keeps his in the shape of a stick man with his legs either side of his man meat. Have to say it's comical!

youve seen your mates nuts?

:homme:

[smiith]

plucking???? what!!!!!! the whole lot....that would not only take forever but hurt like hell

he uses plyers and pulls 30 at a time

[bark]

youve seen your mates nuts?

:homme:

Acting as if you've seen none of your mates ...

He pulled it down to just about his meat and you could see the stick man, was rather impressed with his handy work tbh!

[frankie]

Acting as if you've seen none of your mates ...

He pulled it down to just about his meat and you could see the stick man, was rather impressed with his handy work tbh!

cant say i have tbh...


they've all seen mine though......:A:

[5AMBO]

he uses plyers and pulls 30 at a time

lol. now that would be hardcore!!!!

Sounds like you boys are paying way too much attention to your balls. Surely the time you are spending grooming your testicular area could be better spent studying the female genitles instead.

[smiith]

finely groomed gentles = women come back for more ;)

[smiith]

cant say i have tbh...


they've all seen mine though......:A:

its always good been the one who whips it out and does the helicopter on the weekly pissups aint it :P

[frankie]

its always good been the one who whips it out and does the helicopter on the weekly pissups aint it :P

or when your taking a piss and your mates try to push you over....

you warn them you'll turn round.........

sou you turn round and they get a good eye full lol.....

[smiith]

aha, ever done a kiddypiss??

i did one last weekend and police saw :( 80 note fine :(

gota put trousers and boxers to your ankles, such a good freedom feeling

[frankie]

kiddypiss?

just taking a piss anywhere? lol

[smiith]

kiddypiss?

just taking a piss anywhere? lol

na, its gota be in a public place, like against a wall in town like you would when you were 4 and really needed it, so ur mum put u against the wall

[5AMBO]

na, its gota be in a public place, like against a wall in town like you would when you were 4 and really needed it, so ur mum put u against the wall

this thread is just getting weirder!!!!!!

[smiith]

this thread is just getting weirder!!!!!!

obviously you dont have much excitement:P

try living in whitby, you need these things to amuse yourself

[5AMBO]

obviously you dont have much excitement:P

try living in whitby, you need these things to amuse yourself

i have plenty of excitement, hence why i dont need to pull my trousers down and kiddy piss everywhere still.lol.
each to their own though

[Steve]

in whitby there was loads of people shagging in kiddypiss lane when i was last there.

[smiith]

good init steve :P

[puggy]

good init steve :P

use boys are off your heeds

[pink-lady]

why dont you just wax??? surely its easier and no chance of cutting your bits!!! also the only people that cant get done for taking a wee in public are small children and pregnant women so long as its in a policemans helmet!!!!! would love to see some huge momma saying " pass your hat love, i need a wee!!!!!"

[scottyvtr]

wax lol ive just done my chest, fook that !!


Mk3 ftw!!!

[Coonper]

Deep forestation ftw!:y:

I wouldnt even go near my scrote with a blade!

It hurts enough catchin the fooker in you're fly!!

[Elliott]

wax the buggers!

[Marcos]

why dont you just wax??? surely its easier and no chance of cutting your bits!!! also the only people that cant get done for taking a wee in public are small children and pregnant women so long as its in a policemans helmet!!!!! would love to see some huge momma saying " pass your hat love, i need a wee!!!!!"

i thought it was only women read it in zoo

[L33h]

i cut my ball with my mac 3 once... bad times