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xOliviax
21st July 2008, 21:24
:panic:Got driving test coming up soon nervous already lol anyone got any useful hints or advice
Funsize
21st July 2008, 21:26
I could tell you so many things, but none of it will help. Your going to be nervous, so just expect the worse and you can be nothing but pleasantly surprised! It's all down to what happens on the day. I failed my first test bcoz some tosser was going to fast around a round-a-bout. Just keep your nerves and be alert :)
Got my 3rd test coming up next month, good luck :y:
JimoVTR
21st July 2008, 21:27
shot of vodka
Craddock
21st July 2008, 21:34
picture the driving instructor naked.
i had a nice old man.
nah, i havnt taken my test yet..
Funsize
21st July 2008, 21:38
picture the driving instructor naked.
i had a nice old man.
nah, i havnt taken my test yet..
Doesn't work. Both of mine were men and they both stared at me. People say try and pretend he isnt there, but when someone is watching your every move, it makes it very difficult to concentrate.
wellsy
21st July 2008, 21:41
couple of pro plus and the right head on and your away.
dont worry it'll be a doddle.
JC-Furio
21st July 2008, 21:41
If the examiner seems pleasant, try and get talking to him/her about general stuff... if you talk to them, you generally feel more relaxed, but if they seem a right cunt - just leave them to it.
As said, you'll always be nervous no matter what, but all you can do is hope for the best... easy traffic, no cocks on the road at that time etc. Just be aware, but not hesitant. :y:
Predator_R32
21st July 2008, 21:42
stay calm be confident :y:
Elliott
21st July 2008, 21:49
Just dont be nervous and if you do something you think is wrong dont let it worry you and let yourself get all worked up.
stay calm.
Viper
21st July 2008, 21:53
if examiner is a guy, make sure you boobs fall out
instant pass :y:
xOliviax
21st July 2008, 21:56
if examiner is a guy, make sure you boobs fall out
instant pass :y:
Lmao im not to sure about that one
AlexR
21st July 2008, 21:57
I failed first time just because of nerves, it's so hard to control being nervous. The 2nd time i was much more relaxed, felt at ease with the examiner and passed easily.
Good luck :)
Crunkers
21st July 2008, 21:59
I found talking to the examiner helped, even if they don't talk back it can relax you. save that flop your knockers out or go commando
liam_b
22nd July 2008, 01:18
be relaxed and just remember all your doing is showing him/her how safe you can be on the road
Craddock
22nd July 2008, 01:21
If you know you've failed before the end of the test, do a nice lil' pull over to the side.
Give him a nice slice of head, to turn that fail into a pass.
Evolution4589
22nd July 2008, 01:22
Lmao im not to sure about that one
Do it. And post pics. :D
When I did mine I felt totally composed... don't know why.
Try some Rescue Herbal Remedy, I always use it before big concerts (sometimes along with copious amounts of green) and it gets me right chilled out. :)
dispin
23rd July 2008, 00:16
Your driving test is more "are you safe?" than "can you drive?" so just makes sure you dont cut anyone off and you should be fine!
djrem
23rd July 2008, 00:17
make racing car noises.
Wear a low cut top.
Liam_C
23rd July 2008, 00:20
I'v failed twice, try not shouting shit while speeding across round about trying to avoid taxis T-boneing you, they fail you for it.
saxowns
23rd July 2008, 00:21
just try to relax, you'll be fine hun :) no need to worry.
dispin
23rd July 2008, 00:22
make racing car noises.
lmao :clapping:
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