Anyone in N.Wales - Cheshire area help pl

[kopking]

Can anyone help please. I'm in chester and have a huge problem with my RCL fob. I know there is a guy in or around N.Wales called Nathan. He is a mobile auto spark and is the best there is. He has Citroen, Renault and other foreign dealers diagnotics on board.
Does anyone have his number? Or do I have to go to Citroen??
Local Citroen dealer, Caledonia smileys/smiley7.gif are quoting £50 for the fob and extra for the reprogramming smileys/smiley19.gif . Mutha Fucka's. What a flamin scam. For that price, I'd want 2 shags, at least. So if you can advise me on someone reputable, I'd be grateful.</font>

[Yates]

for 50 quid u can get 5 blowjobs in boro, no sure how many shags tho!

[Dan]

LMFBO! © sax-p! @yatesy

whats wrong with it by the way mate?

[kopking]

The fob got crushed. The circuit board is intact,its just when u press the button now,nowt happens. Red light comes on but nothing else happens. I've wired a bypass to pass the immobiliser, which heats up after 10 mins.Any suggestions??