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JC-Furio
31st July 2008, 21:59
On the toilet, do you prefer a cold seat or a warm seat from somebody elses ass-warmth?
This question has been plagueing me for many a day now, i personally prefer a cold seat. Hate sitting down on a pre-heated seat, makes me feel uncomfortable.
Your views?
bullit
31st July 2008, 22:00
i like a cold seat. rather than knowing some heffers been curling one out before me
Ibiza_Rik
31st July 2008, 22:01
could only be you JC... cold seat though, i soon warm it up
Ibiza_Rik
31st July 2008, 22:01
ok ok, who put ass warmth?
craig180
31st July 2008, 22:01
I like mine lined with faux fur
SaxoJamie
31st July 2008, 22:02
I suppose I prefer cold but I never sit on a bare bog seat, always put some bog roll down first :homme:
Ibiza_Rik
31st July 2008, 22:02
I suppose I prefer cold but I never sit on a bare bog seat, always put some bog roll down first :homme:
hahahahaha that made me lol something stupid!:fcuk:
Shellz
31st July 2008, 22:02
Lol!
Can you imagine if they did heated toilet seats! Ha ha!
AlexB
31st July 2008, 22:03
haha cold ftw
but not so cold it makes you jump back off if you just kinda flop onto it lol
JC-Furio
31st July 2008, 22:03
I suppose I prefer cold but I never sit on a bare bog seat, always put some bog roll down first :homme:
Will forever be known as - Shitbreak.
JC-Furio
31st July 2008, 22:03
Lol!
Can you imagine if they did heated toilet seats! Ha ha!
I can only imagine... the amount of money i'd invest into one of them beauties. *ponders*
bullit
31st July 2008, 22:05
i had a shit in bnq the other day and found a phone hanging up in there. no descent pics though
Jackman
31st July 2008, 22:06
Cold seat.
If it warm. i move on to the next cubicle.
Shellz
31st July 2008, 22:08
I can only imagine... the amount of money i'd invest into one of them beauties. *ponders*
Lol!
I thought ours was quite cool.
One of them that you just touch n the seat goes down for you...Pfft!
stiffler69
31st July 2008, 22:08
its awful cause you know whats just happened in that toilet if its warm i prefer a icy cold seat and a toilet that has had the time to get well and trully rid of that turd what was last in their.
And who ever said they like a warm seat needs to see a shrink
Mitchell
31st July 2008, 22:09
i prefer to squat
http://www.wunderland.com/WTS/Rash/blue/images/hover0.jpg
Ibiza_Rik
31st July 2008, 22:10
Cold seat.
If it warm. i move on to the next cubicle.
do you check with your hand to see or something?
surely if you have dropped trow and sat down to find its warm, you aint gonna change?
potatopete
31st July 2008, 22:10
What a f*cking subject.............someone must be bored!
Shellz
31st July 2008, 22:12
do you check with your hand to see or something?
surely if you have dropped trow and sat down to find its warm, you aint gonna change?
Lmao!
That cracked me up!
Mr_suv
31st July 2008, 22:12
stone cold FTW!
JC-Furio
31st July 2008, 22:13
do you check with your hand to see or something?
surely if you have dropped trow and sat down to find its warm, you aint gonna change?
Well he obviously puts a thermometer on it doesn't he... waits a few mins, if it peaks above 20, he moves on. Simple. Unless he's dying for a shat.
Ibiza_Rik
31st July 2008, 22:16
Well he obviously puts a thermometer on it doesn't he... waits a few mins, if it peaks above 20, he moves on. Simple. Unless he's dying for a shat.
bahaha, choking with laughter this side of the screen :fcuk:
Piping hot with plenty of ass pubes on seat and skidmarks sil vous plate
Chris_VTS
31st July 2008, 22:25
cold ftw
wallsy
31st July 2008, 22:31
Definately cold!
Hate sitting on it when someone else has been on it, especially if that person is very sweaty and the seats actually slippery. lol
trich926
31st July 2008, 22:38
I take my own seat in with me
Evolution4589
31st July 2008, 22:41
Alright Tom??
Prefer a cold seat at certain times... in summer I like a room temperature one. But I hate a burning hot one.
The barbed wire loo seat we used to have was best for a cold seat, people used to try and squeeze one out without sitting down :D
immense
31st July 2008, 22:51
Cover the seat with toilet roll - solved.
Evolution4589
31st July 2008, 22:54
Cover the seat with toilet roll - solved.
OMG I used to do that when I was, like, 7 :D
Nathan
31st July 2008, 22:57
Cold tbh.
Funniest thing ive ever done at work (im a plumber) was i hooked the toilet up to the hot water pipe by mistake (iFail) however a hot flush was rather nice during testing ;)
immense
31st July 2008, 23:00
http://images.smarter.com/blogs/thumbtack%20toilet%20seat.jpg
:drink:
Nathan
31st July 2008, 23:10
http://images.smarter.com/blogs/thumbtack%20toilet%20seat.jpg
:drink:
Excuse to squat imo :P
Hannah
31st July 2008, 23:16
Cold for me!
Public toilets are the worst! They always have someones piss dribble on them. Why should I have to mop up someones misfire?... Can't win...touch someone piss or leave it and the next person thinks you can't piss in the huge gap without spilling it. :fcuk:
Mattt-VTR
31st July 2008, 23:19
Warm, aslong as there is no shit on the loo, bobs ya uncle!
JC-Furio
31st July 2008, 23:21
Cold for me!
Public toilets are the worst! They always have someones piss dribble on them. Why should I have to mop up someones misfire?... Can't win...touch someone piss or leave it and the next person thinks you can't piss in the huge gap without spilling it. :fcuk:
Just lol.
I must confess, I sometimes miss the whole toilet and have even been to known to have piss wars over the cubicle. It's more tricky than it sounds... you've got to be positioned well so you don't get pissed on, and you have to get the height to clear the cubicle.
Similar to battleships, except a lot wetter.
Ben_L
31st July 2008, 23:25
Cover the seat with toilet roll - solved.
that really is risky tbh. run the risk of slipping down the bog!
Cold ftw tbh. Just not on a cold night when ur just about to go bed and it takes you by supprise, then i'd possibly prefer some one 2 preheat it...
Elliott
1st August 2008, 07:18
cold for teh win!
djflipsaxo
1st August 2008, 07:26
Cold for me!
Public toilets are the worst! They always have someones piss dribble on them. Why should I have to mop up someones misfire?... Can't win...touch someone piss or leave it and the next person thinks you can't piss in the huge gap without spilling it. :fcuk:
second that!! us women have to sit down in public toilets where small boys dribble and miss the toilet.. where old women get up still pissing and piss down the outside of the toilet.. where small girls do the same and then the druggies of the town are so out of it they poo on it! and there are worse things i have seen!!
but as for me the only time i sit on a warm seat is if my man has been on t here before... and to do that i would need to be wearing a gas mask... so i suppose it best be cold lol
Matty_Mills
1st August 2008, 07:55
Why even ask! its blatently cold unless you have some sort of issues! haha
polan
1st August 2008, 13:15
i prefer cold seat but i dont feel the cold much i also put toilet paper on seat lol does stop u getting a cold but tho also makes me laugh everytime as well ever since i saw american pie shitbrick does it in the girls toilets cracks me up:)
bushy
1st August 2008, 13:36
cold seat, if it isnt my own i get a big hand full of toilet paper and run it round the seat for cleaness and warmth :D:y: i reckon that deserves rep my way tbh :D
bide_furio
1st August 2008, 15:22
cold seat! soon warm it! had a shit in the airport and the seat was warm! wasnt to nice tbh!
Tupps
1st August 2008, 15:33
I don't poo....
matt_vtr_15
1st August 2008, 15:34
I don't poo....
you still sit down to pee though, you told me soo
JC-Furio
1st August 2008, 15:38
I don't poo....
get out
SAJosh
1st August 2008, 15:42
I often breath heavily/lick the seat until it reaches a satisfying temperature
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