Bye bye sausages, hello snails...

[AlexR]

Just finished cleaning the sausagewagon ready for tomorrow when i shall be picking up my new snail loving french heap, a clio 182 trophy!

http://www.channel4.com/4car/media/R/renault/clio/03-large/05-trophy-f3q-f.jpg

http://www.channel4.com/4car/media/R/renault/clio/03-large/05-trophy-s-s.jpg

http://www.channel4.com/4car/media/R/renault/clio/03-large/05-trophy-r3q-s.jpg

http://www.channel4.com/4car/media/R/renault/clio/03-large/05-trophy-int.jpg

http://www.autoexpress.co.uk/images/front_picture_library_UK/dir_41/car_photo_20590_25.jpg

http://www.autoexpress.co.uk/images/front_picture_library_UK/dir_41/car_photo_20591_25.jpg

Clarkson review:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/driving/jeremy_clarkson/article586560.ece

iCan't wait :afro:

[Ryan]

Copycat LOL!!! Whore session 2mo?

[bullit]

lovely colour. you both have lurvly colours

[Karl]

Whats that? you both have ABS, Traction control and aircon?

Boooooo.


Deep down im jealous :(

[Ibiza_Rik]

looks lovely mate :)

[EH_Fella]

If I didn't dislike the shape so much, I'd love it. Hands down though, it's one hell of a car - enjoy it :)

[Elliott]

very very nice.

[Karl]

If I didn't dislike the shape so much, I'd love it. Hands down though, it's one hell of a car - enjoy it :)

whats up with the shape of it?

[Ryan]

If I didn't dislike the shape so much, I'd love it. Hands down though, it's one hell of a car - enjoy it :)

you mean to say you think the c2 is a better looking car?? :panic::panic:

[Anders0n]

Love it, how much? Mileage?

If you don't mind me asking...

[AlexR]

Ryan has gay climate control though :P This just has boggo air con as it's a 182 cup(proper not cup packs) with the extra stuff on top.

Whoreing session on sunday, not gonna get home till lateish as i have work till lunch time.

Will get plenty of pics :D

Edit: 55 reg(still in warranty) with 40k on, no track use, full history traced through clio trophy site. £8k

[Karl]

lol 182 Cup.

So it has a wank steering wheel, no middle seatbelt and cloth seats to save weight.
All about the hardcore 172 Cup with a fatty driver like me. :D

[AlexR]

Trophy has FF 182 steering wheel, leather ftw. Rear seats are gay but will fit the leather and alcantara ones. After all, your cup can only dream of being as hardcore as my saxo lol

[Ryan]

lol 182 Cup.

So it has a wank steering wheel, no middle seatbelt and cloth seats to save weight.
All about the hardcore 172 Cup with a fatty driver like me. :D

and crap interior and suspension in relation to the trophy ;)


FAG whoring after the mash!!! feck lol!!! :panic::panic:

[Karl]

Ryan, calm it down son.
I have "Cup" suspension (wooo)
and I have a splitter (admittedly replaced)
annnnnd I have a larger spoiler (not compensating for anything).

annnnnnd my Cup has trophy interior :P

[Ryan]

Ryan, calm it down son.
I have "Cup" suspension (wooo)
and I have a splitter (admittedly replaced)
annnnnd I have a larger spoiler (not compensating for anything).

annnnnnd my Cup has trophy interior :P

cups dont come with sachs dampers :homme:

[Karl]

When did I say it did,
it does come with "Cup" suspension, which your lardy one doesnt. ;)


Battle of the Clios imo.

All ive got over Alex is...
Atleast ive got colour coded washer jet covers :P you cheap ass with your Trophy ;)

[Ryan]

dont want cup suspension.

Ive got effectively pugsport group N/A set up on my other one :P

thats my toy, the 2 is for commuting init :D

ur cup must have cost close to a trophy now?

[AlexR]

Meh, i like my dark jet covers :P

V6 spoiler on trophy as std, and cup front splitter y0. Will carbon whore it though no doubt :D

Not getting too pissed sat night. Where we going? Apparently it's gay pride week in brighton but i bet there are still plenty of tasty girls out. Maidstone? Grinny?

[Ryan]

gaypride - bullet will love that...

dont mind can do brighton as gay men tend to have lots of fag hags lol!!!

can do grinny though, i quite fancy that. I went to belugas last night, two photographers in there both shit. I loled...

[Karl]

Where you going in Maidstone,
that "Chill" club is supposed to be pretty good?

[AlexR]

redbatty doesn't have hardly any money so he'll have to get some blokes to buy him drinks :D

I haven't been out in maidstone for maybe 5/6 years, grinny can be really shit. Argh. you decide :P

You out in the 'stone karl?

[Ryan]

go stone then, there what used to be gumshield athon IKON for chavs and rnb i hear.

or i usually do a few bars, failing that its strawberry coons :P

[Karl]

nono, im about to wander into the ghetto of Ashford, just finishing up these Fosters twists I just bought from S'burys tbh!

M'stone has a Liquid now instead of Ikon isnt it now?

[Ryan]

we iz talking about 2mo bruv (ghetto bwoy from ashford) :P

[AlexR]

Fosters twist, you gay or something? :P Swigging with little finger pointing in the air :D

Margh. I dunno where to go. If there's good music, bints and alciholll i'm cool. Tom is working so 3some again.

[Karl]

Yeah i know, but Karl doesnt do 2 nights in a row,

purely for money / getting old reasons, lol. :P

[Ryan]

yes ikon is now liquid.

im still a fan of jax on a tuesday uni sluts ftw lol!!!

got source bar which usually has some cool electro vibe but isnt exactly buzzing (although some bird did try stripping me there) lol!

[Karl]

Source bars are normally alright. but they die early on in the night, after 11pm, they just go dead.

[Ryan]

Source bars are normally alright. but they die early on in the night, after 11pm, they just go dead.

yep, shame as has the best music imo, i cant stand the amount of brap brap bollocks in M-town.

could always go amadeus, just bring gumshields lol!!!

[Karl]

Amadeus,
Rochester, right?

Heard nothing bad bad shit from there.

Burberry caps handed out upon entry.

[Ryan]

nah been deus alot, theres chavs (medway town init) but also lots of fit sluts.

used to go quite often on tuesdays lol. you just have to know not to act like a knob and give agro.

is m20 still about? as heard the decent club in gashford shut down (wasnt that liquid to??)

[Karl]

Nah Ryan, M20 is now a Strawberry moons, opened a fortnight ago.
Proper cheese it seems :/ If I go there tonight Ill let you know what its like.
and Liquid, hmm it still there, just not so busy thanks to SM.

[welsh_rich]

This place is seriously turning into Clio-perience.

Enjoy it Alex, if i had the £, i too would have one straight up.

[Ryan]

liquid used to be the place, when i was down in canterbury people loved m20.

cant stand most clubs in medway, they cater to much for clientel from very naff socio economic groups lol!!

[AlexR]

I still have a saxo though so i'm not 100% clio'd lol

Can't believe i've been on saxP 4 years. how time flys.

Brighton.

[Ryan]

what about worthing again???

lol...

[AlexR]

Could text mitten and/or jarvis. If you wanna drive i'm up for it :D

[bullit]

I still have a saxo though so i'm not 100% clio'd lol

Can't believe i've been on saxP 4 years. how time flys.

Brighton.

youve been on here a few months really. i know you loved it on here all that time though lol

[AlexR]

I had 3 usernames on here bullit ;)

[bullit]

so ssc wouldnt know :P

[Ryan]

Could text mitten and/or jarvis. If you wanna drive i'm up for it :D

dont mind driving. that bird is out in kingston this week i think, so makes me not look like stalker LOL!!!

[Anders0n]

Any plans for it then? TBs? :D

[AlexR]

nah i just forgot what my other ones were lol when i migrated i found the oldest account and got the username changed ;)

No major plans, just enjoy it, maybe some breathing mods and some better pads, carbon splitter etc

[Ryan]

i wonder if my other accounts are active on the forums lol!!

[Graeme]

you did well alex to get one that cheap with that sort of milage, iv been looking at a few and people want silly money for ones with more milage than yours

[Ryan]

i told you where to get one from G.

[Graeme]

i told you where to get one from G.

there based 4 hours 36 mins away from me though :homme:

[Ryan]

there based 4 hours 36 mins away from me though :homme:

so about 2 hours in a decent car then ;)

[Gabbastard]

I think youll find THIS is the original sausagewagon

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q228/martinhay106gti/02112007126.jpg

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q228/martinhay106gti/02112007127.jpg

[Ryan]

HAHAHAHAHA!!! gaybastard thats awsome!!!

did you try to buy it to 16v it? or was it yours?

[Graeme]

so about 2 hours in a decent car then ;)

yeah prob :P

4 hours there in ST and 2 back in a clio sport

[Ryan]

do it :P

[Karl]

wtf; i want that ax,
wheeltrims sold it for me.

[Shellz]

Very nice, love the colour! :D

[Gabbastard]

Its a guy up in Edinburgh, he did the car up like that cos he doesnt give a fuck, and got the massive vinyl "sausage" on the back window cos thats his nickname :D

[Karl]

Wheres this snail then Alex!?!

[Ryan]

hes at work at the mo.

[Gabbastard]

hes at work at the mo.

doesnt stop everyone else on here during the week.

[Ryan]

doesnt stop everyone else on here during the week.

the amount of members working in call centers is mad isnt it ;)

[Robb]

no the weathers been bad here too.

sorry just thought id get in on the spam too.

[Jacko]

I dont know what we're yellling about!

[AlexR]

Just eating lunch then i'm gonna go collect it. wooohoooo :D

[Ryan]

good shit dude... bring it over mine n go out with el camera???

[Graeme]

if i wansnt in work i would type a 4 letter word here that means fanny! lol

[Luke]

You still got the ST G?

[Ryan]

G - c u Next Tuesday :P

[Graeme]

You still got the ST G?

for the time being yes ;)

ryan i would love to come down i would have to stay at yours though as the 2 day drive would kill me :homme: