Stupid comments girlfriends say.... [Archive] - Saxperience

fossie

3rd August 2008, 11:16

Been speaking with the lass about the grand prix and the fact Hamilton races for Mclaren...
She says; "They the same people who make the Mclaren pushchairs"...

Jesus

Amiee

3rd August 2008, 11:20

hahah made me laugh tbh! Come out with alot of stupid comments... am sure some a few people on here can think of a few lol

stendog

3rd August 2008, 11:33

cousins gf was watching rugby with him and when they went into a ruck she asked why they were bumming each other thought that was quite funny

DJjuveVTS

3rd August 2008, 11:33

burd was watchin eastenders the other day, i said some guy looks like shevchenko's brother, she said 'serious, Is that shevchenko's brother?' haha

Sophia_Bush

3rd August 2008, 11:35

cousins gf was watching rugby with him and when they went into a ruck she asked why they were bumming each other thought that was quite funny

rep'd lol

Sammy-Boy

3rd August 2008, 11:37

Sometimes pretty gullable :D

Robin91

3rd August 2008, 11:41

Is it in yet?

stendog

3rd August 2008, 11:45

Is it in yet?

not a stupid comment just you have a small cock :boxing:

Robin91

3rd August 2008, 12:00

not a stupid comment just you have a small cock :boxing:

I don't have a cock? Is this the problem?

stendog

3rd August 2008, 12:01

I don't have a cock? Is this the problem?

yer that might be where your going wrong lol

MK2SLAG

3rd August 2008, 13:24

bird i was drinking with lastnight asked what bhp mean i said brake horse power she replied 'is that how quick the car brakes'

doh

Ryan

3rd August 2008, 13:28

my x... she got a very good degree but was a fucking retard...

when 2pac tune was out in the charts - i really want to see him in concert this year.
me - hes dead
no hes not hes just released a new album

and another corker in the car... coming into a roundabout theres the yellow ripple lines for 100m or so...
'are these to worn blind drivers theres a roundabout coming up'

stendog

3rd August 2008, 13:30

my x... she got a very good degree but was a fucking retard...

when 2pac tune was out in the charts - i really want to see him in concert this year.
me - hes dead
no hes not hes just released a new album

and another corker in the car... coming into a roundabout theres the yellow ripple lines for 100m or so...
'are these to worn blind drivers theres a roundabout coming up'

both fucking quality

JC-Furio

3rd August 2008, 13:31

my x... she got a very good degree but was a fucking retard...

when 2pac tune was out in the charts - i really want to see him in concert this year.
me - hes dead
no hes not hes just released a new album

and another corker in the car... coming into a roundabout theres the yellow ripple lines for 100m or so...
'are these to worn blind drivers theres a roundabout coming up'

HAHAHAHAHA.

What a keeper, hope you replied with a witty comment about a guide dog.

Aidey-Westcoast

3rd August 2008, 13:32

and another corker in the car... coming into a roundabout theres the yellow ripple lines for 100m or so...
'are these to worn blind drivers theres a roundabout coming up'

that i sbloody funny lol hahahahaaaa

my gf hu isnt the brightest spark said to me 'oh my im as red as a beetroot' but beetroots are purple right ;)

Mike_08

3rd August 2008, 13:32

my x... she got a very good degree but was a fucking retard...

when 2pac tune was out in the charts - i really want to see him in concert this year.
me - hes dead
no hes not hes just released a new album

and another corker in the car... coming into a roundabout theres the yellow ripple lines for 100m or so...
'are these to worn blind drivers theres a roundabout coming up'

pmsrotfl :fcuk::clapping::zainy:

JC-Furio

3rd August 2008, 13:33

that i sbloody funny lol hahahahaaaa

my gf hu isnt the brightest spark said to me 'oh my im as red as a beetroot' but beetroots are purple right ;)

I thought everyone said that lol.

MK2SLAG

3rd August 2008, 13:33

another 1 an ex bird argued with me 'space wasnt real'she kept arguing that it was all just sky!!

Ryan

3rd August 2008, 13:34

HAHAHAHAHA.

What a keeper, hope you replied with a witty comment about a guide dog.

she was a cunt tbh, went to uni became a fucking bint....

the retarded comments she used to come out with though....

stendog

3rd August 2008, 13:34

that i sbloody funny lol hahahahaaaa

my gf hu isnt the brightest spark said to me 'oh my im as red as a beetroot' but beetroots are purple right ;)

obviously your not such a bright spark your gf is brighter than you as everyone says that

JC-Furio

3rd August 2008, 13:35

she was a cunt tbh, went to uni became a fucking bint....

the retarded comments she used to come out with though....

Did you actually get this ones name? ;)

Mark51

3rd August 2008, 13:35

Ryan - both funny as fcuk

Ryan

3rd August 2008, 13:43

Did you actually get this ones name? ;)

yes and pictures and videos ;)

and the other one i know her name now, meeting her this week lol

JC-Furio

3rd August 2008, 13:44

yes and pictures and videos ;)

and the other one i know her name now, meeting her this week lol

Haha, good effort.

Expect some pics of the new lass to be gracing the forums soon as well :y:

Ryan

3rd August 2008, 13:45

er nope...

after what happend when pics appeared before not again lol!!

stendog

3rd August 2008, 13:45

yes and pictures and videos ;)

and the other one i know her name now, meeting her this week lol

post pics and vids up then ftw

Ryan

3rd August 2008, 13:46

post pics and vids up then ftw

its a family forum ;)

bark

3rd August 2008, 13:46

I think Fossie should beware ... trying to get pushchairs into a conversation means to me shes thinking about babies!

Just my take on things!

JC-Furio

3rd August 2008, 13:47

er nope...

after what happend when pics appeared before not again lol!!

Some have appeared before?! How did I miss them... :(

Ryan

3rd August 2008, 13:48

Jc another forum dear boy.

JC-Furio

3rd August 2008, 13:49

Jc another forum dear boy.

That's not good enough, get them up on here...

Ryan

3rd August 2008, 13:50

nein...

stendog

3rd August 2008, 13:51

That's not good enough, get them up on here...

yer but post in premium members forum, seen as we pay should get some extra perks lol

Daffron

3rd August 2008, 14:35

My gf thinks ive seen Bob Marley live, im 19.

We were walking round a local park once where they have a section blocked off for a wildlife reserve, she believed me when i said its blocked off becuase monkeys live there... :mental:

Shellz

3rd August 2008, 15:45

and another corker in the car... coming into a roundabout theres the yellow ripple lines for 100m or so...
'are these to worn blind drivers theres a roundabout coming up'

LMAO!

That is the best one ever!

Zach

3rd August 2008, 17:17

I once convinced my girfriend 'Aerodynamic' mean't 'lovely'. She then proclaimed that concorde wasn't exactly an 'aerodynamic' plane.

I LOLed.