What’s Happnin?

[ForumGimp]

Not been on in a while... what's going down?

[Yates]

my girlfriend...

[Forum_Police]

I have my eye on you lads

[Yates]

keep ur hand cuffs and baton away from me smileys/homme.gif

[ForumGimp]

my girlfriend...

Is she a goer then, aye?

[Yates]

ive said all you need to know.

[Forum_Police]

Sounds like a clumsy bint that falls over alot from drinking. Thats breach of the peace, got my eye on her to.

[hamish]

All this talk of going down, think I could do with a chew too smileys/smiley2.gif

[Dan]

LOL

[Forum_Police]

Beastiality now eh?!

Get back in the modem where you belong Hamish you have had enough to chew for tonight.

Got my eye on you sick individuals.

[hamish]

Since when has chewing sunflower seeds been illegal - you daft donut eating 'tard.

[Forum_Police]

Watch it furball Ill make sure you get the worst cell down at the local rspca "stinking strays" drop in.

[Yates]

making funny comments is all well and good but i dont find it funny TRYIN to take the piss out of my lass, no need for it

[Forum_Police]

Off your high horse lad, if anyones going to be on horse its me.

[Dan]

LMFBO! © sax-p!

[Yates]

i aint no high horse. just take offense to you saying things like that. if i wana say stuf about her i will, but not u

[hamish]

Whos tryin to take the piss?

[Forum_Police]

Im the law pal.

[Yates]

your a prick. saying my gf is a clumsy bint.

im guessin ur single mate, if u act like a prick all the time ul stay single

[Forum_Police]

Think i need to take you away for a sense of humour transplate.

And talking to an officer like that is an offence.

[Yates]

ive got a sense of humour, as u can see from the start, but i dont find it funny other ppl who dont have a clue saying things.

arrest me then....

[Forum_Police]

I have seen more sense of humour in a carrot son. You can laugh at your bird: so can i.

Now move along lad

[Yates]

i wasnt laughin at her. i made a comment.

i find it quite pathetic pretending your a police officer. dont most ppl do that at primary school?!

[Forum_Police]

Does that mean you are in primary school with me.

Jog on lad.

[Simo]

The facts as I see this...

If you dont want people commenting or referencing someone you know, dont bring them into the conversation??

Forum_Police could actually be a cop? Does anyone know he/she's not?

We gonna play nicely now?

[Forum_Police]

Im the daddy son

[Yates]

nah, never said i was. b4 commenting on other peoples girlfriend:

1. sort our own life out.
2. stop playing 'dress up' and pretending your a police officer.
3. get your own girlfriend - thats if u can

[Yates]

it was a joke, wots going down, i sed my girlfriend as a light hearted joke, i didnt think that people on here would start insulting people...thought it was nicer than that (99% of ppl are). and if he is a real police officer, i think he loves his job a bit too much and it one of them who are high on the power they have. to sign up to sites and telling ppl hes a police officer and they are breaking the law is a bit pathetic

[ForumGimp]

Woah!!!

What have you done to my come back thread??? smileys/smiley5.gif

[Forum_Police]

Get over yourself lad, no point in jailing you, you would be passed around like the soap with bitching like this.

For the official record.

I never said it was your missus. I said sounds like.

Get over it and move on child.

[Scott]

Now now kids play nice or i wont put the rattles back in all your prams

[Forum_Police]

Another Beastiality member.

Got my eye on you, you sick dog lover.

[Simo]

LMBO! © sax-p

I dont think anyone is taking this serious other than you mate...??

Dont get upset by someone who doesnt even know your missus.

This is a 'nice' forum. End of.

[Simo]

Another Beastiality member.

Got my eye on you, you sick dog lover.

LMBO! © sax-p

Wee_Dog rocks!!

[Forum_Police]

Ill arrest you to.

[Simo]

Ill arrest you to.

That, I doubt smileys/smiley2.gif

[Yates]

jailing me? seriously stop pretending your a police officer its gettin old and its childish and not at all funny tbh

there was no need at all to comment.

maybe if u got a girlfriend you mite no wot its like to have someone go down!

the end.

[Forum_Police]

I have friends in the FBI this interweb is owned by them.

[Forum_Police]

Get over it lad.

and talk about childish, you made the joke about your dirty missus thats your dilemma. Im an officer of the law not a relation ship specialist but maybe you should go on trisha and learn to respect your bird more.

Jog on.

[Sean]

LOL@ this whole thread.

[Zany_Jim]

Get over it lad.

and talk about childish, you made the joke about your dirty missus thats your dilemma. Im an officer of the law not a relation ship specialist but maybe you should go on trisha and learn to respect your bird more.

Jog on.


Bet your a bent Cop who goes to jail to hand out the soap..

[Forum_Police]

No i am a police officer. You might be getting confused there with a P-R-I-S-O-N officer

[Forum_Police]

Anyway im going to bed. You sure know how to ruin a late night fun thread Yate5y, try growing a sense of humour for my return in the future.

Forum_Police over and out.

[Zany_Jim]

No i didn't actually i said:

"COP WHO GOES TO JAIL"

Not a prision officer because i didn'tsay you worked there.

Now go wank off your colleague...

[Scott]

Man the great british sense of humour has fair gone down the toilet.

No wonder hes signed off trying to have a joke these days is worse than pulling teeth.

[SaxoAL]

Scared the poor fellow off now..

[silversaxo]

lol at u lot

[sax_bomb]

Are forum_police amd forum_gimp the same person?

I just read this whole thing now and tbh i don't really find SOME of the comments funny smileys/smiley5.gif

Matt

[Scott]

no police and gimp are defo not the same person, ips are from two different ISP.

What exactly wasnt funny?! smileys/smiley5.gif or to put it another way what exactly was so offensive

[Dan]

i thought it was brilliant, quite funny to read! smileys/smiley2.gif

[rsands]

only back from ayia napa and catching up on the forum....what a way to start lol!

forum_police....grow up!

think that sums it all up! yate5y...i agree, don't slag some1 elses gf unless you know them..joking or not people!

[Graeme]

Forum_Police seems like the biggest geek! who would of thought of coming on a forum and pretend to be a copper!!lol

[Scott]

lol forum police cracks a joke about someones girlfriend after the person has done so already, then said person gets all defensive and its forum police to grow up?

[Sean]

rofl at Forum_Police. some people need to stop being so fucking anal.

[Dan]

its all a bit of fun guys.

yatesy- dont take things personally. smileys/smiley2.gif

[Chris_VTS]

CHAMONE!!!!!. Trick or treat, smell my feet, GET ME A BEER!!!!

[Scott]

lol

[Chris_VTS]

haha. u like that 1

[boz]

i dont think hes a copper, i think its eugene from big bro, he has got hold of a laptop and is on our site aka Forum_police LOL, i aint read anything as funny on here b4!

[wideboy]

lol @ the whole thread!

cured my hangover thats for sure smileys/smiley20.gif

i think its a bit obvious it was a little bit of fun ladies, so dont get ur knickers in a twist eh

[boz]

Have yourself another bear, that normally cures a hangover too! LOL smileys/smiley2.gif

[wideboy]

a bear or a beer boz mate?

haha...id prefer the latter

[Yates]

im not arsed bout it, jsut found it out of order, fair enuf if he knows the person but he doesnt. thats all my point was. yeah i made a comment but its my gf, im aloud to make comments about her!!

never had a hang over :s so wouldnt b able to help you and yes i have been drunk loads of times just never ever had one!

[boz]

what a gimp, it should be BEER. sounds like i was on the piss last nite!!!! LMAO smileys/smiley17.gif smileys/smiley9.gif

[boz]

normally only get them from mixing me drinks, JD n COKE is best for no hangover!! smileys/smiley2.gif

[Yates]

r u sure ur not tryin to tel us u like bears boz?!

[wideboy]

i think boz loves bears smileys/love.gif

[boz]

LOL, watch it!!!! smileys/smiley7.gif LMAO
dont like big brown bears, just cute little fluffy ones. ha ha LOL............................................... .......... .................................................. .......... .................................................. ..its my own fault, i did mean smileys/drink.gif, but being the idiot i am, i never checked what i wrote first! D smileys/smiley9.gif smileys/smiley2.gif smileys/smiley4.gif OOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!

[Areke]

hi....arrest me, spank mesmileys/smiley4.gif

[GreenSaxo]

rofLMBO! © sax-p @ this thread!

the forum_police guy is a cunt smileys/smiley17.gif

[Frevo]

Jesus people lighten up!

The forum police is a member for over two years and every now and then he's on here taking the piss. Don't take him seriously, I know he doesn't take you seriously.

It's an internet forum, get over it.

I even get official Sax-P letters saying "Hi homo!". As if I give a fuck smileys/smiley4.gif
Your life is way more fun if you have a sense of humor.

[Areke]

hi homo smileys/smiley17.gif

[Simo]

Jesus people lighten up!

The forum police is a member for over two years and every now and then he's on here taking the piss. Don't take him seriously, I know he doesn't take you seriously.

It's an internet forum, get over it.

I even get official Sax-P letters saying "Hi homo!". As if I give a fuck smileys/smiley4.gif
Your life is way more fun if you have a sense of humor.



Not to mention your 'anal meister' medal smileys/smiley17.gif

[Areke]

*offtopic*
simo how does this sound:
hi cunt you are invited to be on our wedding for the whole day.

[Frevo]

See smileys/smiley8.gif

[Simo]

*offtopic*
simo how does this sound:
hi cunt you are invited to be on our wedding for the whole day.

No Areke... its all wrong... It has to mention 'English Cunt'

[Areke]

Hi English cunt you are invited to be on our wedding for the whole day August 26th...
better?

[Simo]

OK, I'll be there smileys/smiley2.gif

Still need to buy a white 'Man from Del Monte' suit LMBO! © sax-p

[Areke]

lol!!!

[Simo]

smileys/smiley19.gif

[Frevo]

As it also my wedding... what about:

Hi English cunt! You're invited to our fucking wedding for the whole fucking day on August the 26th. Now do one.

[Areke]

that one is better fred!!!

[Chris]

Jesus people lighten up!

The forum police is a member for over two years and every now and then he's on here taking the piss. Don't take him seriously, I know he doesn't take you seriously.

It's an internet forum, get over it.

I even get official Sax-P letters saying "Hi homo!". As if I give a fuck smileys/smiley4.gif
Your life is way more fun if you have a sense of humor.



I get text messages asking if I got blown up in the London Bombing and that was signed off "smileys/homme.gif"

Chris smileys/happy.gif

[Frevo]

http://images9.fotki.com/v199/photos/5/54570/227135/poohsarcasm-vi.jpg

[Forum_Police]

Thank fuck there are still some of the old school with a sensor of humour still kicking around.

Move on Ladies priority funny people only.

[Simo]

Jesus people lighten up!

The forum police is a member for over two years and every now and then he's on here taking the piss. Don't take him seriously, I know he doesn't take you seriously.

It's an internet forum, get over it.

I even get official Sax-P letters saying "Hi homo!". As if I give a fuck smileys/smiley4.gif
Your life is way more fun if you have a sense of humor.



I get text messages asking if I got blown up in the London Bombing and that was signed off "smileys/homme.gif"

Chris smileys/happy.gif

Sorry about that mate... I genuinely was being serious smileys/smiley17.gif

I guess old habits are hard to die smileys/smiley2.gif







smileys/homme.gif

[Scott]

talking of funny named letters pavement pizza and a belter from a Mr Mike Barrett spring to mindsmileys/smiley2.gif

[boz]

frevo: you forgot to mention the dodgy messages left on your phone at silly times of the morning, from drunk people attending FCS!! smileys/smiley17.gif

[Frevo]

Hahahaha you're right. Everyone is coming off lightly compared to me lol! smileys/smiley4.gif

[Chris]

Jesus people lighten up!

The forum police is a member for over two years and every now and then he's on here taking the piss. Don't take him seriously, I know he doesn't take you seriously.

It's an internet forum, get over it.

I even get official Sax-P letters saying "Hi homo!". As if I give a fuck smileys/smiley4.gif
Your life is way more fun if you have a sense of humor.



I get text messages asking if I got blown up in the London Bombing and that was signed off "smileys/homme.gif"

Chris smileys/happy.gif

Sorry about that mate... I genuinely was being serious smileys/smiley17.gif

I guess old habits are hard to die smileys/smiley2.gif







smileys/homme.gif

No worries Dude... I know you was being serious! Awww, fanx big guy! smileys/smiley2.gifsmileys/homme.gif

Chris smileys/happy.gif

[Simo]

*man hug!!!!!!* smileys/smiley31.gif

[Chris]

smileys/smiley31.gif Back at ya!

Chris smileys/happy.gif

[Frevo]

http://images2.fotki.com/v20/photos/5/54570/227135/EstradaHomovi-vi.jpg

[Chris]

smileys/smiley2.gif

[Scott]

feel my manly breats against your cheek chris...

you need a shave your jagging me nips

[Chris]

smileys/beard.gif Sorry Scotty smileys/smiley2.gif

Oooo your breasts feel sooo soft! smileys/homme.gif

Chris smileys/happy.gif

[Scott]

damn right they are soft they are filled with stella and the finest glaswegian kebab (dog) meatsmileys/smiley4.gif

[Chris]

http://images9.fotki.com/v178/photos/4/46087/215691/ball_licker-vi.jpg

[wideboy]

lol

this thread is funny as fuck

jags on nips r never nice..... smileys/smiley5.gif

[Chris]

Especially if you've got it pierced like me! smileys/smiley3.gif

Chris smileys/happy.gif

[Scott]

talking about nipples chris not you cock

[Chris]

I'd never pierce my cock!

Chris smileys/happy.gif

[Scott]

i think mine would retreat to my throat, at least that would be my own in there for once smileys/smiley17.gif