Road Kill = Broken Toe

[JimoVTR]

Coming home just, going about 50 a rabbit darts out in front of me and BANG I thought i'd killed it. :oops: never mind happens everyday somewhere.

Went back to make sure it was dead and it wasnt. The back of it was seriously flat but moving its head in pain.
I wanted to kick it to break its neck (as it was next to the kerb, and a humane thing to do... right?)... after 20seconds I had to do it. Went and pussied out at the last minute.

Shit... its still moving...

This time 30seconds later I kicked it... as its humane yeah?... and heard a loud crack... obviosly its neck.

Its dead.

And my toe is broken...

and im still shaking. feel well bad that I caused it like 2minutes of unbearable pain.

RIP Roger Rabbit.

[frankie]

tonite........jimo ate like a king.

[Graham]

lol! i ran over a rabbit once. shit myself! looked in the mirror and i saw it drag its back squashed half off the road and into a bush!

[Cunny16v]

It was the right thing to do! Even though you hurt yourself, think of the suffering you took away from the poor rabbit! :)

[sharpy24]

Ouch! Something similar happened to me thnkfully i didnt break my toe but by the time id turned around and went back down the road the poor bugger had crawled across to my side of the road leaving a trail of blood and guts so thought the best thing to do was run it over again and put it out of its misery

[Danny]

should of just reversed over it

would of saved your toe and gave the rabbit a quick death

[JimoVTR]

tonite........jimo ate like a king.

Yep. I had spag. bol.

[JimoVTR]

lol! i ran over a rabbit once. shit myself! looked in the mirror and i saw it drag its back squashed half off the road and into a bush!

Ouch! Something similar happened to me thnkfully i didnt break my toe but by the time id turned around and went back down the road the poor bugger had crawled across to my side of the road leaving a trail of blood and guts so thought the best thing to do was run it over again and put it out of its misery

should of just reversed over it

would of saved your toe and gave the rabbit a quick death

Was next to a kerb.

Dont want to kerb my wheels

[Danny]

Was next to a kerb.

Dont want to kerb my wheels




ahh right fair play least its in rabbit heaven now rip lol

[smiith]

iv done it before, got the back legs of one, and gone back to run it over, and got a rite bolocking off the ex... she thought its legs that didnt exist anymore would come back

[JimoVTR]

iv done it before, got the back legs of one, and gone back to run it over, and got a rite bolocking off the ex... she thought its legs that didnt exist anymore would come back

5 year olds do the Glennethhhhh

[Funsize]

I'm calling RSPCA.

[frankie]

i chased a badger once.....

i was amused, mrs wernt....

[shawy]

rabbit stew hmmmm:y:

[smiith]

5 year olds do the Glennethhhhh

you think i would degrade myself to a girl that old?

you may have standards, but i dont!

[evans1089]

poor rabbit :(
Jimo you evil bstrd :n:

[JimoVTR]

I'm calling RSPCA.

Id get a medal for HUMANE-NESS

i chased a badger once.....

i was amused, mrs wernt....

Doubt she was if you chased her

[JimoVTR]

you think i would degrade myself to a girl that old?

you may have standards, but i dont!

Sorry mate :homme:

poor rabbit :(
Jimo you evil bstrd :n:

Neg Rep..

[frankie]

Doubt she was if you chased her

your not wrong........

[Gabbastard]

shouldve kerb sandwiched it

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/alexisonfire04/curb.jpg

[Krys_23]

Can tell your not from Scotland then. More rabbits on the road than there is tar.

[Yates]

dont worry jimo, we have all had situations like that, i hit an old woman, but she wasnt moving after so didnt have to go back

[AlexB]

jimo 1
ikkle cute innocent fuzzy wabbit 0

you evil bastard
next time try and hit it's head first
never feels a thing then lol

[Aly]

Well I've accidently stood on my hamster, thus flattening it (I was gutted).

And I squashed a frog on my drive and it left loads of frog love all over my drive, was a bitch to clean up.

[bark]

I've hit a fox cub before, was gutted!

Come over a hump back bridge in Hebburn, not going too fast, seen a rabbit then 3 fox cubs run across the road infront of me, thought thank f*ck I missed them!
Then comes the slow fat fox cub, got the poor guy on the nose!
Parked my car up away from the fox with my hazards on, went back to check on the little guy, had caught his nose with blood every where. Wrapped the little guy up in my jacket, then phoned the RSPCA.

Phoned the RSPCA a couple of days later to find out they had put him down! :sad:

[EssexHoney]

I love coming on to Saxp and finding out what happens to you day by day Jimo. You always have drama in your life :)

Ive only ever hit a baby rabbit before, looked in my mirrors and saw it rolling, then someone else hit it i think. Animals are stupid sometimes!!

[JimoVTR]

I love coming on to Saxp and finding out what happens to you day by day Jimo. You always have drama in your life :)

Ive only ever hit a baby rabbit before, looked in my mirrors and saw it rolling, then someone else hit it i think. Animals are stupid sometimes!!

I live with Peggy Mitchell.... what do you expect?

[Tupps]

mudering bastard

[123xlee]

Try getting hit by a pigeon at 60mph on a bike! Nearly knocked me off, was winded for about 10 minutes!

[Legacy]

Cousin hit a badger in his Astra VXR - Ouch, not a pretty site for the badger or his car :(

Edit: Actually... Lulz, sucks to be him.

[Jay_Saxo]

Any time im driving and a bird takes a dive for my windscreen, for some reason I always duck, like I have no idea what that is all about coz I know its outside the car lol!

[phillyh]

Try getting hit by a pigeon at 60mph on a bike! Nearly knocked me off, was winded for about 10 minutes!

Im sorry, but I giggled at that! LOLOLOL



Jimo mate, you did the right thing, just imagine the pain it was in.
Well done fella

[123xlee]

Im sorry, but I giggled at that! LOLOLOL



Jimo mate, you did the right thing, just imagine the pain it was in.
Well done fella

No it is quite funny, just hurt like f**k as it hit me clean in the chest! You know how feathers explode when you hit a bird in a car? I had a helmet full of feathers too. I looked like the bird man for a couple of miles leaving a trail of feathers as I went down the road!!

[phillyh]

No it is quite funny, just hurt like f**k as it hit me clean in the chest! You know how feathers explode when you hit a bird in a car? I had a helmet full of feathers too. I looked like the bird man for a couple of miles leaving a trail of feathers as I went down the road!!

LMAO!
repped for the laugh I just had

[Aly]

Try getting hit by a pigeon at 60mph on a bike! Nearly knocked me off, was winded for about 10 minutes!

Actually you reminded me, yeh I killed a pigeon travelling at 60mph in my Saxo.

Hope you were ok Lee I can imagine on a bike it would hurt.

[123xlee]

Actually you reminded me, yeh I killed a pigeon travelling at 60mph in my Saxo.

Hope you were ok Lee I can imagine on a bike it would hurt.


Yeah I was fine! Better a pigeon that a badger or fox!! I think on a bike even a rabbit could knock you off! Imagine that story down the pub when you are in a wheel chair with a broken leg etc and you are trying to explain that it was a cute fluffy bunny that put you there!!

[Paul]

If i got badly injured and run over. And was screaming in pain, the first thing i would want is a big kick to the head. /sarcasm LOL

[VtsTom]

Should have snapped its neck. Much quicker, grab its back legs with one hand, its neck with the other with your thumb on the back of its neck, pull its legs up and snap your wrist down. Pop. Quick and painless

[JimoVTR]

Should have snapped its neck. Much quicker, grab its back legs with one hand, its neck with the other with your thumb on the back of its neck, pull its legs up and snap your wrist down. Pop. Quick and painless

Im not touching that....

[123xlee]

Is that what caused the big dent in the front of your car? Are you sure it wasn`t a man in fancy dress? That is a big dent!!

[a17vts]

I hit a fox once. Not sure it I killed it didn't really care to be honest, I'm sure it is dead now as that was almost 4 years ago.

[JimoVTR]

I hit a fox once. Not sure it I killed it didn't really care to be honest, I'm sure it is dead now as that was almost 4 years ago.

Nah, he's still kicking around... well in a wheelchair now, was havin a pint with him the other night.

[Aly]

Better a pigeon that a badger or fox!!

Sorry we don't get them flying badgers up in the North East ;)

[JimoVTR]

Sorry we don't get them flying badgers up in the North East ;)

Just us midland folks?

[saxodan]

haha jimos first kill.. bless
was up gullets quarry last year with a few mates, saw a rabbit that had mixy, blind, nearly dead, mates mum told us to kill it after a ten minute consultation on the phone haha

big stick, rock and a foot later it was flat, quite enjoyed it, thats the scary thing

allways makes for a good story

[JimoVTR]

Iv had two rabbits in a week.

The first one had nothing left, so was ok.... but the fact I had to kill it was bad

[123xlee]

Sorry we don't get them flying badgers up in the North East ;)

Do you not? Real nasty Fu**ers. When you hit one of those, it comes through the windscreen and then bites your ankles!!:P

[123xlee]

Iv had two rabbits in a week.




Hello is that the RSPCA?.................... Yes thats right Beastiality!!