My ex girlfirend

[nazz1]

I was seeing this girl from around christmas time

we were all loved up despite me working abroad and only seeing each other 2-3 weekends a month

in july I moved back over here to start a job

due to work commitments I wasn't around for a week and then went away to prague for the weekend

When i came back she said she wanted a break

a few days later i found out she is seeing this guy

i met up with her last saturday and kissed/talked like nothing had changed

but didnt hear from her until tuesday, when we went out for a meal, kissed/talked like nothing had changed

i gave her money on friday and saturday for her to go out on the saturday for her mates 21st and on both occasions we kissed and talked like we was together

she says i need to sort myself out before we can get back together

I do love her to bits and theres part of me that believes she wants and loves me

but do you think she is just playing about?

[Saxy1]

i think shes using you mate tbh.

[Peejous]

Yeah stop been taken for a mug and get some bollocks.

I still have the odd wank over the ex missus.

I have a spare key to her flat and she's a heavy sleeper.

[AdamW]

Messed around for sure.

Ditch the bitch

[Karl]

lol? how does she mean sort yourself out?

[nazz1]

I have the feeling that i want to kill them both and various plans go through my head and i think about it in some depth.

Is that me being messed up or is it normal?

[Peejous]

and is it right to have the feeling to kill them both or is that just me being messed up

Thats fucked up man, go get help.

[nazz1]

lol? how does she mean sort yourself out?

think she just means understand how to be more loving and caring and not so selfish

[SAJosh]

When you say seeing her.. is it just that? maybe shes after some commitment/something more serious than the odd weekend kiss/part time 'partner', find out what she really wants then make your decission if you want the same.

[Albino-jay]

Yeah stop been taken for a mug and get some bollocks.

I still have the odd wank over the ex missus.

I have a spare key to her flat and she's a heavy sleeper.


:y: legendary!

And yeah stop being taken for a mug! Bin her off and find a better one.

Women are all cock hungry sluts who want nothing more than money and attention.

[nazz1]

When you say seeing her.. is it just that? maybe shes after some commitment/something more serious than the odd weekend kiss/part time 'partner', find out what she really wants then make your decission if you want the same.

well we was going out as in boyfriend/girlfriend lol

and she was on about getting engaged soon and getting married in 2 years

but then she wanted a break all of a sudden because i weren't around for a week

[Lawrence]

Sound dodgy to me, when women are all over you one minute, then all cold the next it usually means there upto something.

Get some fake £20 notes and next time she asks for money give her a fist full of them, then see who's laughing.

[Mark51]

tell her how you feel and see how she reacts mate. tell her you wont wait forever, but if she has been woth someone else while you were away then finish it now!

[JimoVTR]

https://apps.ngv.vic.gov.au/shop/static/productImages/p_mug01_2.jpg

[Karl]

Pics of said bird, I'll tell you if she's a keeper or not.

[nazz1]

tell her how you feel and see how she reacts mate. tell her you wont wait forever, but if she has been woth someone else while you were away then finish it now!

she wasn't going with someone else while we were together

when i came back from prague she said she wanted a break. i said how long and were we going to get back together she just said she weren't psychic

i love her to bits and feels like part of me is missing

and i just feel like if she won't be with me i want to kill them

[Crunkers]

she wasn't going with someone else while we were together

when i came back from prague she said she wanted a break. i said how long and were we going to get back together she just said she weren't psychic

i love her to bits and feels like part of me is missing

and i just feel like if she won't be with me i want to kill them

Fairly worrying that you think that mate. You both need to sit down and have a chat about what you both want from each other

[Luke]

Sounds like she is taking you for a ride tbh mate.

[Dez]

why you giving her money? cant she get a job?

[nazz1]

why you giving her money? cant she get a job?

she did have a job but got sacked, she is looking

it was her birthday last wednesday

saturday i text her and said i need you

she text back saying she needed phone credit, petrol and cigarettes

i said i'll help you out so forked out £70

wednesday i had flowers ordered to her house and gave her £80 to get an outfit for saturday

friday i gave her £30 to go out on saturday and a further £80 on saturday morning

she said she didn't want any gifts just money to go out and get an outfit

so thats what I did

but i try ringing her to talk, try texting her but she doesn't answer and doesn't reply

[KamRacing]

first stop giving her money.
Tell her you love her and you want to be with her and you understand how hard working away from home is on her, but you want to make it work.
Then tell her you want to give her space to make up her mind but you dont want to be hanging on forever.

[Mark51]

and i just feel like if she won't be with me i want to kill them

kill who?

[JimoVTR]

whoever she's with

[Ashleyp]

sounds like shes taking you for a ride.. and not the fun bedroom kind ;)

but come on, you know the drill: pics of said girl to make a proper decision

[Ashleyp]

she did have a job but got sacked, she is looking

it was her birthday last wednesday

saturday i text her and said i need you

she text back saying she needed phone credit, petrol and cigarettes

i said i'll help you out so forked out £70

wednesday i had flowers ordered to her house and gave her £80 to get an outfit for saturday

friday i gave her £30 to go out on saturday and a further £80 on saturday morning

she said she didn't want any gifts just money to go out and get an outfit

so thats what I did

but i try ringing her to talk, try texting her but she doesn't answer and doesn't reply

ohhhh dear.. deffo being mugged off

[Albino-jay]

Jesus.

Sounds like what I did when I milked my ex for some brembos and a new ecu lmfao!

You're being messed about and rippe doff mate. Serious.

Fuck her off.

[nazz1]

now this morning she has text me saying that she loves me too bits and doesn't want to let me go

grrrr she's juggling my head

[Albino-jay]

now this morning she has text me saying that she loves me too bits and doesn't want to let me go

grrrr she's juggling my head

Well and truely playing you mate.

She's said that to keep you hanging on.

As harsh as it sounds I bet shes munching on a cock meat sandwich right now.

Been there had it done to me, fuck her off. For your own good.

[Ashleyp]

Well and truely playing you mate.

She's said that to keep you hanging on.

As harsh as it sounds I bet shes munching on a cock meat sandwich right now.

Been there had it done to me, fuck her off. For your own good.

yep its a shite situation to be in, been there myself, things can only get better :), ditch her. have no contact with her, youll feel better in time, trust me

[JimoVTR]

Poke and run..... back poke some more.....

delete her number

[sexylittleass]

she did have a job but got sacked, she is looking

it was her birthday last wednesday

saturday i text her and said i need you

she text back saying she needed phone credit, petrol and cigarettes

i said i'll help you out so forked out £70

wednesday i had flowers ordered to her house and gave her £80 to get an outfit for saturday

friday i gave her £30 to go out on saturday and a further £80 on saturday morning

she said she didn't want any gifts just money to go out and get an outfit

so thats what I did

but i try ringing her to talk, try texting her but she doesn't answer and doesn't reply


That is soooo wrong, she should not be taking stuff from you if she don't want to be with you & from what you have said above she is taking the p*ss tbh :wall:

[MK2SLAG]

its time you told her.....you want to be with me or not,if not you dont wana see or here form here again,as difficult as it is to do mate,you just gota,or shes gona keep turning on the charm to screw money from and just keep telling you she loves you for money! nows the time to bite the bullet and tell her!

[Crunkers]

Well and truely playing you mate.

She's said that to keep you hanging on.

As harsh as it sounds I bet shes munching on a cock meat sandwich right now.

Been there had it done to me, fuck her off. For your own good.

No need to destroy the bloke mate, think before you put something like that. This girl obviously means something to him and you said that won't help

[tom187]

Girls always try playing you if they can do it to you once

Don't give her that much money, if she hasnt got any money then she shouldnt be smoking or drivin, tell her to walk like everyone else who hasnt got petrol/car.

80 pounds for an outfit is ridiculous my girlfriend of two years i took her out shopping for her bday and she felt bad that i spent 32 quid in primark on her lol.

MASH AND DASHHHHHHHHHHHH tbh

[sexylittleass]

Do you really think you deserve to be treated that way? you might have feelings for her but she obviously don't feel the same way because if she did she would never treat you like that! I can't believe that you are giving her money & stuff when she is being a b*tch to you and as for her saying she loves you its just words mate its the actions that prove it not stupid words anyone can say it & not mean it just to gain something from it! If you were gonna get paid for saying something you didnt mean would you do it? she certainly is!

[nazz1]

it's well hard though

because part of me genuinely believes she wants to be with me and does actually love me

[Albino-jay]

No need to destroy the bloke mate, think before you put something like that. This girl obviously means something to him and you said that won't help

I've been there bfore mate. Too many times tbh. And people were too soft saying this and that. My mate was being a cunt saying it as it was and one day I actually took his advice and it made me feel better. I don't take shit no more it's not worth it.

It's harsh and blunt, but it's the real world no point in having your hea dint he clouds, especially if she's ripping him off.

[sexylittleass]

I don't mean to be horrible but sometimes when you want something you can believe they want the same :( honestly coming from a female if she had any feelings for you she would NOT treat you like that mate i know you think you cant be without her at the minute but trust me you deserve better & you will realize that hopefully sooner than later :)

[nazz1]

fair enough

my mate said just talk to people about it until you get bored of going over it then i'll be able to move on

sorry guys and gals but theres nobody in work so thought i'd talk about it with you guys

[Ashleyp]

seriously mate, i had this problem recently.. im still not full over her.. but i genuinly feel better that i have no contact with her, feels like a weights off my shoulders, and lifes a lot better :)

get rid of any form of contact with her, number, email etc...

just go out have a good laugh with your mates, made me feel a LOT better

[Ferg]

Sounds like she wants your bank card not you ...

Jog her on!

[Steve]

I was seeing this girl from around christmas time

we were all loved up despite me working abroad and only seeing each other 2-3 weekends a month

in july I moved back over here to start a job

due to work commitments I wasn't around for a week and then went away to prague for the weekend

When i came back she said she wanted a break

a few days later i found out she is seeing this guy

i met up with her last saturday and kissed/talked like nothing had changed

but didnt hear from her until tuesday, when we went out for a meal, kissed/talked like nothing had changed

i gave her money on friday and saturday for her to go out on the saturday for her mates 21st and on both occasions we kissed and talked like we was together

she says i need to sort myself out before we can get back together

I do love her to bits and theres part of me that believes she wants and loves me

but do you think she is just playing about?


getting used ftl wtf you give her money for?
I would never change for a girl. No matter how much i loved her.

[sexylittleass]

You don't need to be sorry at the end of the day sometimes you need to hear things alot of times from different people to realize everyone is right :) also its good to hear opinions from people you know that know both of you but also people that dont as they dont know her so its easier to comment on the situation if you know what i mean :)

[Ashleyp]

You don't need to be sorry at the end of the day sometimes you need to hear things alot of times from different people to realize everyone is right :) also its good to hear opinions from people you know that know both of you but also people that dont as they dont know her so its easier to comment on the situation if you know what i mean :)

agreed, no biased opinions (allthough im on your side mate :boxing:)

[Albino-jay]

Go old school and just KHIC her ;)

[grantlowery]

Shes taking you for a ride...

You know what to do.

[nazz1]

i try to keep telling myself i dont want to know her

and dont think about her for a while

but then all of a sudden i will think about her and want to see her and stuff

[sexylittleass]

Get yourself out with your mates, do something to keep you busy, there is plenty more fish in the sea :)

[matt_vtr_15]

You are getting wripped off mate!!!

Why not see her a few times, but give her no money and see how her attitude is..that way you will be sure...

personally i am all for treating the lady and making her feel appreciated but there arre boundaries...just to phone up and demand money for credit and cigs is a bit bad...if she was more subtle then i could understand....

[eoey]

your going to look back in a few months and realize how stupid you were, id ditch her quick before word speads that your easy to take for a ride.... the old saying threat them meen to keep them keen works a threat with any woman once you do it right even if you really like them.

[Albino-jay]

your going to look back in a few months and realize how stupid you were, id ditch her quick before word speads that your easy to take for a ride.... the old saying threat them meen to keep them keen works a threat with any woman once you do it right even if you really like them.

it works a threat? Threat them mean?

Threaten them with a bat?

treat em mean keep em keen FTW! If you make out every girl you're with is just a hole fulfilling a goal then you will keep them wanting more ;)

You can read more in "Albinos book of love tips"

Available from most reputable book shops :drink:

[sexylittleass]

Can i just point out that all females aren't the same :) Not everyone needs to be treated mean to keep them keen :p

[makaveli144]

money over bitches blud

But seriously she's just using you and u don't seem to see it. Sounds like she just sees you as a free cash pot not as someone she wants to be with.

Leave here and go round some country lanes in the sax, that's wat I did the minute after finishing my gf. Made me forget all about it LOL.

[eoey]

it works a threat? Threat them mean?

Threaten them with a bat?

treat em mean keep em keen FTW! If you make out every girl you're with is just a hole fulfilling a goal then you will keep them wanting more ;)

You can read more in "Albinos book of love tips"

Available from most reputable book shops :drink:

yeah thats the one. too tired to spell korrectallllleeeeeyye

[nazz1]

money over bitches blud

But seriously she's just using you and u don't seem to see it. Sounds like she just sees you as a free cash pot not as someone she wants to be with.

Leave here and go round some country lanes in the sax, that's wat I did the minute after finishing my gf. Made me forget all about it LOL.

thats it

thats why I keep going to her

because the sax is off the road, if it was here I think i would be fine

roll on next weekend

[KamRacing]

take her somewhere quiet and have a proper talk to her. Only then will you be able to read her reactions and truely be able to read the situation.
Keep the wallet closed

[Crunkers]

This happened to a mate of mine a couple of weeks ago. He'd been with his missus for over 2 years, he would buy her loads of stuff and when they had a break she had a 1 night stand. They got back together and then she dumped him for this other bloke. He stayed at home being miserable for 2 weeks before he actually decided to come for a night out in town, it took his mind off his ex and he had a luagh. Concentrate on going out and having fun, it will help

[Mieran]

i gave her money on friday and saturday for her to go out on the saturday for her mates 21st

Get some pussy re-payments. :y: ;)

iJoke

[matt_vtr_15]

Get some pussy re-payments. :y: ;)

iJoke

haha lol

[James]

Welcome to the real world,

Women are snakes with tits... very nice tits.. and a nice petite bottom.. mmm

Dude, no matter what anyone tells you here your going to do what you want anyway... we have all been in this situation.

You love her to bits, you arn't going to consider chucking her off because of that.. even if it is the right thing to do.. time is a great healer though and one day you will look back and think 'Yes I was a mug, but not again'.

When you love someone it's to hard to let go.. even if everyone around you is telling you different.. you make excuses up that was she has done is acceptable but if it was the other way round it would be a whole new kettle of fish.

You don't need advice you need to let it run it's own course with your choices and learn from your mistakes.. it's easy for anyone to say 'Stop being a mug'.. it's different when your in the situation.

Regards

James Wilkinson
Wannabe Moderator
http://www.saxperience.com

[Crunkers]

Welcome to the real world,

Women are snakes with tits... very nice tits.. and a nice petite bottom.. mmm

Dude, no matter what anyone tells you here your going to do what you want anyway... we have all been in this situation.

You love her to bits, you arn't going to consider chucking her off because of that.. even if it is the right thing to do.. time is a great healer though and one day you will look back and think 'Yes I was a mug, but not again'.

When you love someone it's to hard to let go.. even if everyone around you is telling you different.. you make excuses up that was she has done is acceptable but if it was the other way round it would be a whole new kettle of fish.



You don't need advice you need to let it run it's own course with your choices and learn from your mistakes.. it's easy for anyone to say 'Stop being a mug'.. it's different when your in the situation.

Regards

James Wilkinson
Wannabe Moderator
http://www.saxperience.com

Wise words from James the Wannabe mod :y:

[ThegreenVTR]

seriously mate, i had this problem recently.. im still not full over her.. but i genuinly feel better that i have no contact with her, feels like a weights off my shoulders, and lifes a lot better :)

get rid of any form of contact with her, number, email etc...

just go out have a good laugh with your mates, made me feel a LOT better

second that, mate let it go i know its not the option that you want to hear but your giving her money and that :| not right at all go out on the town and get some gash! lol the bluntest way of putting it

[Shellz]

From a girls point of view...She is using you. Your being all nice with her. Taking her out, giving her money to go out. Shes getting both of best worlds! You don't need her!

[Gaz16V]

When i saw the headline for this thread i was expectin to see sum pics of your ex in her b.day suit posted for revenge haha! wonder if any1 else thot that? . . . .

From wat your sayin m8 she cud well be takin the piss, tell her how ya feel and leave her to make up her mind, dont phone her just get on with things and see wat happens but dont wait forever, i know its hard to not phone/txt as been there myself but be strong bruv and do sum cruzin to take your mind off, or instead of treatin her to lots of cash handouts treat the other special one in your life (your sax) and buy sum good shit for her ;)

[HayleyVts]

i know exactly what she means if your anything like my bf, he needs to sort it out also.
maybe she wants to be with you but also likes the attention shes getting from other men now shes single. but i really dont know.

[Campbell1337]

kick that silly bitch to the curb yo'

she's using your ass

[matt_vtr_15]

i know exactly what she means if your anything like my bf, he needs to sort it out also.
maybe she wants to be with you but also likes the attention shes getting from other men now shes single. but i really dont know.

do girls tend to like attention for a bit then go back to their ex's???

or sometimes do they realise thye can have something better??

[bullit]

rape her, see if she likes that

[nazz1]

she text me this morning saying she loves me to bits n tha

not heard off her all day

i text her later on in the afternoon she texts back once and thats it

what the hell she playing at

[matt_vtr_15]

she text me this morning saying she loves me to bits n tha

not heard off her all day

i text her later on in the afternoon she texts back once and thats it

what the hell she playing at

shes a maneater........

[Danr]

Get rid man. Seem's like a nut.

[richo]

I have the feeling that i want to kill them both and various plans go through my head and i think about it in some depth.

Is that me being messed up or is it normal?

Sensible.

Psycho ex-boyfriend is not a clever route.

[williamsvts]

she did have a job but got sacked, she is looking

it was her birthday last wednesday

saturday i text her and said i need you

she text back saying she needed phone credit, petrol and cigarettes

i said i'll help you out so forked out £70

wednesday i had flowers ordered to her house and gave her £80 to get an outfit for saturday

friday i gave her £30 to go out on saturday and a further £80 on saturday morning

she said she didn't want any gifts just money to go out and get an outfit

so thats what I did

but i try ringing her to talk, try texting her but she doesn't answer and doesn't reply

to put it nicely you must be a fucking idiot to spend that much on a lass and give her that money. i dont think ive ever spent more that £50 on a lass for xmas.

you've been used and abused imo.

[williamsvts]

you need to go out and get yourself some young scallys. get your little man wet a few times and that'll take your mind off her. i find a trip to amsterdam everytime i split up with a lass seems to sort my head head.

[RyVTR]

ask her why the fuck.....

then lay the nut on her

[S3xoSam]

Gota agree with most people i think shes using you tbh mate.

Just had a simular experience with the EX mrs. We've been together 6months, i treated her like an angel, helped her out financily and with personal problems, and thursday she told me she wanted to split up because she needs to sort her head out etc.
Me being a fool carried on going round to see her over the weekend, we we're both getting on great so it seemed, as if we we're still together. She told me she loved me and dont know what she'd do without me.

Anyway yesterday accidently saw the messages on her phone and it appears that shes been contacting her ex and meeting up with him while i was at work.

Today shit hit the pan and ive told her to gtfo tbh. Ive heard stories of her telling her mates she wouldnt care if she had lost me because she can pull any bloke she likes. What a headfuck!

[saxodanny]

if i was u mate i wud get rid of her nw n spend ya money on yaself and ya car :)

[HayleyVts]

do girls tend to like attention for a bit then go back to their ex's???

or sometimes do they realise thye can have something better??

iv never done it personally but know friends that have, sometimes it too late.

[Peejous]

my ex liked the attention and wanted to get back with me.

Im not a cnut so i wern't hanging around.

[Andy72]

If you really want her back and with a bit more respect for you…. Heres a bit of truth you need to follow. It wont work if you drop the act though so stick to it. Being 36, ive used this advice myself on a few occasions and it never fails. My mate calls it the jedi mind fuck.

Basically, however much they deny it, all women love a bad guy. They have no respect or attraction for someone who is devoted to them, always ringing, always giving them what they want. They love the ones they have to work. So basically,

cut off all communication with her. Don’t throw numbers away etc, you’ll need them.
Stop ringing her
When she asks for money, tell her no way, youre saving it for yourself to go on the pull at the weekend with your mates.
When she asks to come and see you, say you cant, your meeting some lass called (make up a name) that keeps ringing you after you gave her your number last night in the pub.
Its improtnat you let her do all the ringing and making contact. dont make the first move.
Whenever she rings, act upbeat and like your having a blast at this new life youve been given.
If she gets upset, (she will for sure to try your heartstrings..its part of thier own jedi mind fuck), say she can ring you anytime and you'll be a shoulder for her but if it just goes to answer phone leave a message and you'll get back to her. (i always piss myself on this one as it sounds so kind yet heartless at the same time.lmao)

It will go quiet for a few days. And its important in this time DO NOT RING HER, even if its killing you.

I garuntee she will be on the phone within 2-3 weeks saying she wants you back and this time, youre in the driving seat and make all the rules.

Welcome to the new romeo that is you…. And remember…. The jedi mind fuck ALWAYS works so use it responsibly ;)

[Karl]

Nice sig Peej,
yea' man, Im bear man...lol.

on topic, stay with her, she sounds sooooo loyal and caring.

[HayleyVts]

sorry to say it but andy is right, gotta love a bad boy.

[Peejous]

Just changed it again.

EDIT: If im playing xbox and make the missus work to get me into bed does this count as been a bad boi?

[Karl]

LOL! quality song,
Im gonna master this jedi mind trick and bust it on all the women I know.

[HayleyVts]

EDIT: If im playing xbox and make the missus work to get me into bed does this count as been a bad boi?

um not really.. lol

[Karl]

Sure does Peej, keep doing it.

[Andy72]

Just changed it again.

EDIT: If im playing xbox and make the missus work to get me into bed does this count as been a bad boi?

not really. A real bad boy would say, sorry love, the tanks empty, ive just been for a quick five knuckle shuffle. Maybe tommorrow

[HayleyVts]

not really. A real bad boy would say, sorry love, the tanks empty, ive just been for a quick five knuckle shuffle. Maybe tommorrow

lmao..!

[Karl]

not really. A real bad boy would say, sorry love, the tanks empty, ive just been for a quick five knuckle shuffle. Maybe tommorrow if you have my dinner on the table for when I get in.

fixed.
dont give away anything for free imo.

[nazz1]

well I been poking this girl for the last week

and today she found out about it and was really pissed off surely thats a sign she cares right?

but on the othe rhand she telling me to f*** off and delete her number she doesn't want to know

wtf?

[Andy72]

just say 'ok... my new girlfriend wants me to delete you as well so worries' and dont ring or text her.

i bet she texts or rings you within a week.

[JC-Furio]

I lol'd.

You spent how much on her? I buy them a WKD, if i don't get ass from that, they're frigid.

[Albino-jay]

Meh fuck her off seriously, this bird I was meant to have a drink with last night text me saying she can't make today either because Scott is in bed? Who the fuck is Scott?

I didn't ask I just said whatever do as you please you had many a chance to come for a drink with me you obviously don't care poison woman delete my number and don't contact me no mo beehatch!

:d

[Steve]

just go round, fuck her real hard make her feel like a right slut, spunk in her hair, spiderman/seagul her also.

Smash her mobile and leave.

[williamsvts]

lol, spiderman ftw!!!!!!!!!!!

and fuck her off, otherwise your a complete and utter mug.

[Steve]

Meh fuck her off seriously, this bird I was meant to have a drink with last night text me saying she can't make today either because Scott is in bed? Who the fuck is Scott?

I didn't ask I just said whatever do as you please you had many a chance to come for a drink with me you obviously don't care poison woman delete my number and don't contact me no mo beehatch!

:d

should have just said ok, then fuck her all over when she does come out, then tell her to go back to scott. Pointless buring all your bridges :homme:

[Steve]

lol, spiderman ftw!!!!!!!!!!!

and fuck her off, otherwise your a complete and utter mug.

haha i laugh every time i see superman adverts and shit since hendy mentioned the superman thing you did.

lmfao

maybe this guy should jump aroudn the room trying to climb walls whilst spidermaning her?

[Albino-jay]

just go round, fuck her real hard make her feel like a right slut, spunk in her hair, spiderman/seagul her also.

Smash her mobile and leave.

I prefer to wolfbag my victims tbh

Or a good old Gorilla mask? Angry Pirate?

should have just said ok, then fuck her all over when she does come out, then tell her to go back to scott. Pointless buring all your bridges :homme:

Meh I will just rape her face when I see her at my mates BBQ, get her bladdered on cheap wine then take advantage.

Lambrini girls FTW

[Steve]

I prefer to wolfbag my victims tbh

Or a good old Gorilla mask? Angry Pirate?



Meh I will just rape her face when I see her at my mates BBQ, get her bladdered on cheap wine then take advantage.

Lambrini girls FTW

wolfbag not a phrase i have heard of tbh, enlighten me.

lambrini girls ftw i agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :cool:

[Mikey]

grow a pair

[nazz1]

deleted her number

she text me saying she is settling with this guy and she didn't want to here from me again

so I won't text her or anything no more,

wait until i get my sax back on sunday and get on

after i've messed this guy up

[Albino-jay]

wolfbag not a phrase i have heard of tbh, enlighten me.

lambrini girls ftw i agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :cool:

Aaaah the good ol Wolfbag

Right basically you entice your prey with a peice of bacon with some string tied to it.

You get said prey to eat the bacon so the string is hanging out of their mouth.

Then you drop anchor in poo bay, give em a right good rodgering from behind, just as your about to blow your load. Pull the string! It will make them throw up, making their arse clench on yo dick.

and there we have the Wolfbag lmfao

[Albino-jay]

deleted her number

she text me saying she is settling with this guy and she didn't want to here from me again

so I won't text her or anything no more,

wait until i get my sax back on sunday and get on

after i've messed this guy up

It's not his fault mate.

Just leave em to it, more fish in the sea and all that.

[nazz1]

It's not his fault mate.

Just leave em to it, more fish in the sea and all that.

maybe not

but I want to mess them both up

nothing to lose

[williamsvts]

apart from proving what a nob your are?
why the fuck bother when shes obviously a scally?

[Albino-jay]

maybe not

but I want to mess them both up

nothing to lose

Dick.

I got fucked over royal by some bird a while back, she lied and lied tried playng me and some other lad told me how she didn't like him etc etc

Turns out she lied and let me down to go camping with him. They're an item not have been last few months.

Wasn't his fault, it was her for lying and trying it on. He didn't have a clue she had been messing me about.

I get on with the lad fine, always have a laugh at cruises and meets etc.

I'm all for caving someones skull in, but in this instance I think you're just making a complete prick out of yourself, it's pathetic. Just drop it and leave them to it.

[Steve]

wouldnt waste my time just leave it man.

[DJjuveVTS]

gold digger mate but then again i thought my lass was like that! but only time will tell

[bullit]

i am the master of the jedi mindtrick or i just dont give a fuck naturally

[DJjuveVTS]

maybe not

but I want to mess them both up

nothing to lose

maybe not, but whose to say this guy knew anything about you! and at the end of the day, it might even happen to him with this bitch! so seriously i wouldnt bother

[Danhunt]

You cant just go in with all hands flailing, you'll get caught. You have to be a bit devious. Start by killing his cat...

[nazz1]

You cant just go in with all hands flailing, you'll get caught. You have to be a bit devious. Start by killing his cat...

lol

you right it's not worth taking it out on him

she'll get bored of him after a while, say she wants me back i take her back for 1 night, poke her until she's red and jizz all over her

make her feel worthless

[scammell-29]

lol

you right it's not worth taking it out on him

she'll get bored of him after a while, say she wants me back i take her back for 1 night, poke her until she's red and jizz all over her

make her feel worthless

Haha reminds me of me and my ex, similar story to yours, then she came crawling back so made her feel like id forgiven her etc then told her where to go next day ;)

[Crunkers]

You cant just go in with all hands flailing, you'll get caught. You have to be a bit devious. Start by killing his cat...

Hahahahaha, repped Dan

[Rallye-Rye]

taken from a rap song i know...... you cant make a hoe a housewife...

[nazz1]

my mummy always told me not to get girls names tattooed on me

so I either need a cover up or for my next girlfriend to be named the same

part of me wanted to be single when I was with her so I don't know why i am making such a fuss

[MK2SLAG]

from another rap

bitches dont come they go....

[Rallye-Rye]

i do know one thing though, bitches they come they go..........

[KamRacing]

is this a lesson in why not to have a relationship using a mobile phone?
You have met her right? :D

kev

[nazz1]

sure have

[Pat_Vts]

my ex gf split up with her bf today

MUHAHAHAHA

[nazz1]

how long since you split up?

[Pat_Vts]

er april ish when i got 3points lol

did reli like her was brill but she f**kd it up so i left her then she got new bf n f**kd tht up

muhahaha 2 her lol

[HayleyVts]

did she break up with him though? then it wouldnt be muhaha

[nazz1]

she come crying to you yet?

got a new missus then?

[Pat_Vts]

did she break up with him though? then it wouldnt be muhaha

lol....

bit cloudy on that bit, it was getting serious... then he wasnt to sure so she ended it abit like what happened with us...

so its MUHAHAHA for me either way lol

[Pat_Vts]

she come crying to you yet?

got a new missus then?

already told me etc etc via msn

n no i dont have a new missus lol

not having her back:y: just LOL at her:drink:

[HayleyVts]

you wil take her back you dont stop talking about her!

[Pat_Vts]

you wil take her back you dont stop talking about her!

lol na ur my gf hun

x

[nazz1]

sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same

It's hard me not texting my ex and just letting her get on but i know deep down it's the right thing

[Steve]

i cant be arsed with girlfriends not worth having a serious relationship when your young, i learnt that, realised whats teh point in feeling shit about it, plenty more lovely ladies out there!

[Pat_Vts]

i cant be arsed with girlfriends not worth having a serious relationship when your young, i learnt that, realised whats teh point in feeling shit about it, plenty more lovely ladies out there!

yep or jus do your car

less hassle imo lol and more dough;)

[HayleyVts]

i cant be arsed with girlfriends not worth having a serious relationship when your young, i learnt that, realised whats teh point in feeling shit about it, plenty more lovely ladies out there!

your right enjoy yourself before you get tied down

[Pat_Vts]

sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same

yh i know thats why i wont av her back lol

see her quite abit but still wont have her bk :y:

[Steve]

yep or jus do your car

less hassle imo lol and more dough;)

i spent more money being single haha

I went through all the big break up was a nightmare to start with, i had a big huge thread about it on here, she used to come on and read it haha.

But i just spent time with the saxo and everything was fine, i now have a massive loan and live in my over draft :D

[Pat_Vts]

lol... how does that work?!

i save more money being single lol

[nazz1]

yep or jus do your car

less hassle imo lol and more dough;)

before you've done several miles and the exhaust is hot

i hate it when the bits of flesh get stuck to the stainless back box

[kcsaxo]

she playing you for a mug fella, anytime a woman says 'she needs time to think' and wants some alone time you need to shift imho. no offence but find someone else who appreciates your attention and not someone who doesnt know what the situation is.

[Pat_Vts]

why would i touch the exhaust if its hot lol

i wouldnt

bye bye work now for me until 10pm ftl

x

[Steve]

lol... how does that work?!

i save more money being single lol

i bought loads of shit for my car to cheer me up haha.
exhaust suspension bushes and brakes :D
also obviously go out more as not sitting in having sex all the time.

[nazz1]

driving in the sax sometimes feels better than sex

[Japman]

shes a user mate

[nazz1]

she's cheaper than the sax

on average i spend about £50 a week on me and her doing stuff

on the sax i would spend way more on fuel for starters

[Steve]

driving in the sax sometimes feels better than sex

depends how hardcore you go.

[bullit]

sod spending money on a bird. thats for them to do, were blokes. well some of us ;)

[nazz1]

when i get the sax back that will open up a totally different world

the thrill of driving again, and more mobile to go poke some other holes

[nazz1]

doing well

but finding it hard

[Karl]

driving in the sax sometimes feels better than sex

She must be a right shit lay...

[williamsvts]

thats what i was gunna say, must be a shit fuck. how old is she?

[Steve]

13 lmao

my ex was boring i found, always found i had to do the work and effort.
Then it really did feel like i was just using her haha

[nazz1]

nah she was alright, prob in the top 3 of girls i been with

but you know sometimes you get that real buzz from driving which feels awesome

[williamsvts]

teenie love ftw hahaha

[Karl]

Girls that are a sack of spuds in bed suck.
Not gonna lie.


...I never get to the orgasmic feeling of blowing my load when I drive my Clio?
Maybe I should buy a Saxo again?

[williamsvts]

nah she was alright, prob in the top 3 of girls i been with

but you know sometimes you get that real buzz from driving which feels awesome


3 out of 3?? lol

nah mate, a good fuck does NOT compare to good sex.

[nazz1]

true

i like a bit of lovingness but not too much

[nazz1]

got the sax back, it's wicked

and the ex been texting me please please ring her and text her,

but the sax has helped me bigtime in getting over her!