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Tupps
3rd September 2008, 22:01
The Perfect Vagina.... Channel 4 now

Should be interesting : )

Cal
3rd September 2008, 22:04
Im eating chicken strips ffs om nom nom

SamW
3rd September 2008, 22:05
This best be good Tupps or rons gonna kick yo' ass

Tupps
3rd September 2008, 22:07
Looks good so far....

I'd tap the shit out of that young en

SamW
3rd September 2008, 22:08
that one who was just on with the dark eye make up, fo sho' id rattle her cage and by cage i mean unperfect fanny

Tupps
3rd September 2008, 22:09
ahhaahha some class words being dropped in here

"twinkle"
"mary"

Cal
3rd September 2008, 22:10
That ones got a minge like a hippo's yawn

Tupps
3rd September 2008, 22:10
ahaha looks like a right mess that

SamW
3rd September 2008, 22:10
Off, the one getting the opp now is phis her gash dosent look too bad tbh id tap it

-Jason-
3rd September 2008, 22:10
Young girl muff ;)

Barry123
3rd September 2008, 22:11
has it actually ever shown a full on minge though?

SamW
3rd September 2008, 22:11
yes right this very second sayer, right this very second!

Tupps
3rd September 2008, 22:12
Yes sayer... extreme close ups

And she was mighty fine!!!

Not bad for first 5 mins of the programme

matt_vtr_15
3rd September 2008, 22:12
hahahaha i cant believe he just cut off her twat flap""""

JC-Furio
3rd September 2008, 22:12
has it actually ever shown a full on minge though?

Yes, and ima vidding these for future wank material.

Tupps
3rd September 2008, 22:12
Lmao @ Twat Flap

Pat_Vts
3rd September 2008, 22:13
just changed channels!

tis on adverts atm

JC-Furio
3rd September 2008, 22:13
Rons looks similar to these lasses.

Recovery
3rd September 2008, 22:14
this is hilarious, hurry up adverts!

Barry123
3rd September 2008, 22:14
sorry but why the fuck am I downloading dirty vids which after I've spent most of the night downloading, turn out to the a film I've already downloaded showing the same lass getting absolutely slammed into next week, when I could be watching this?


bye.

tomreid500
3rd September 2008, 22:14
:n: dunno whats worse labia being snipped off or adverts about people drinking breast milk!!

Tupps
3rd September 2008, 22:15
The fact that it's on tele deserves a thread imo - and f*cking rep tbh

Cal
3rd September 2008, 22:16
Oi love!!!!!!! SHOW UZ WAT YA PISS WIV

Cal, FCS 08


iRock

matt_vtr_15
3rd September 2008, 22:17
now she is just bleeding like fuck.....

what must her parents thing...

oh haiz mum... im chopping my fanny wings off cause all the lads i have shagged laugh at it and flick it!!!

Pat_Vts
3rd September 2008, 22:17
mum just pulled a disgusted face and ordered me to change the channel ...

watching van helsing now ftl

Tupps
3rd September 2008, 22:17
LOL was hilarious that Cal

"eeeere pet, show es ya labia"

Tupps, Trax 2008

SamW
3rd September 2008, 22:17
Tupps your right, i was watching some gash film on 5 about a sub being taken over by some twat this is much better

Green blob...

Also 'fufu' iLol

JC-Furio
3rd September 2008, 22:18
The fact that it's on tele deserves a thread imo - and f*cking rep tbh

Rep'd

And i've seen this before.. it goes downhill from here on.

Cal
3rd September 2008, 22:18
I'd imagine this is very educational for you Matt having never seen a vagina before

matt_vtr_15
3rd September 2008, 22:18
cant beat a nice tucked in tupps though.....

tomreid500
3rd September 2008, 22:19
haha foof

Tupps
3rd September 2008, 22:19
ahahaha i'm definately using some of these words down the pub

*spies fit bird*
"ooh i'd love to touch her fufu"

matt_vtr_15
3rd September 2008, 22:19
I'd imagine this is very educational for you Matt having never seen a vagina before

im turning over now...

some fat 40 year old who describes a fanny as a hot dog bap doesnt get my attention tbh!!!

SamW
3rd September 2008, 22:19
''The way id describe it is like a hotdog bap''

i wonder if shes pulled with that one

Tupps
3rd September 2008, 22:20
I don't care if it goes downhill.... i'm finished now

Barry123
3rd September 2008, 22:21
lads i shit you not... I lost the damn remote and it's one of these gay digi boxes where you cant change channels on the box itself.

Running commentary needed.

-Jason-
3rd September 2008, 22:21
Id do the presenter lol

tomreid500
3rd September 2008, 22:21
its worse that she was painting it with mascara

Tupps
3rd September 2008, 22:21
PMSL Sayer.... Oh well back to your internet pussy

EDIT - no way jason... did you see how much she had to trim off her bush

tomreid500
3rd September 2008, 22:22
she can pull her flaps over her head and hey presto u have a suger puff..

SamW
3rd September 2008, 22:22
pump, pump squirt

Cal
3rd September 2008, 22:23
Big Mac please love....... om nom nom

http://www.mmiy.org/images/MartinKovalik_VaginaBurger_374x250.jpg

JC-Furio
3rd September 2008, 22:23
lads i shit you not... I lost the damn remote and it's one of these gay digi boxes where you cant change channels on the box itself.

Running commentary needed.

Some dude is about to pour some wierd clay-like-moulding-substance over some lasses va jay jay. (One really needs to shave it looks like she uses an afro comb on it).

Then they're cross-examining it.

-Jason-
3rd September 2008, 22:23
Lots of muffs

SamW
3rd September 2008, 22:25
Some dude is about to pour some wierd clay-like-moulding-substance over some lasses va jay jay. (One really needs to shave it looks like she uses an afro comb on it).

Then they're cross-examining it.

You can buy kits like that, where you get a mould of the faps etc for a virtual muff, i have one of your mumz, lulz soz

-Jason-
3rd September 2008, 22:25
Sayer rep me

http://www.channel4.com/video/the-perfect-vagina/catchup.html

JC-Furio
3rd September 2008, 22:26
You can buy kits like that, where you get a mould of the faps etc for a virtual muff, i have one of your mumz, lulz soz

I haz one of your dads.

Mould-a-penis.

Tupps
3rd September 2008, 22:26
*searches job centre site for vaginal sculpter*

Tupps
3rd September 2008, 22:27
OH F*CK.....

Family Guy or Fanny's....

What the f*ck do i watch ?!

SamW
3rd September 2008, 22:27
I haz one of your dads.

Mould-a-penis.

What could will that do yo' ass is the size of a car park space nothings gonna fill that muda fukingz hole

x

matt_vtr_15
3rd September 2008, 22:27
how do people get job like that....

fanny moulding dude: hey hun im home...
wife: o haiz... how was work...
fanny moulding dude: disasterous...
wife: really? why?
fanny moulding dude: some hairy bitch ruined the cast.... one had a massive lavia and two where so wet the mould wouldnt stick...


sorry randomness...

JC-Furio
3rd September 2008, 22:27
OH F*CK.....

Family Guy or Fanny's....

What the f*ck do i watch ?!

Family Guy my friend...

It gets no better.

SamW
3rd September 2008, 22:28
Tupps can you not sky+ family guy or what ev's

Also

Tupps; resident fanny sculpture

Barry123
3rd September 2008, 22:28
on the plus side news 24 have a very interesting 'Tomorrow's Papers' feature.

Tupps
3rd September 2008, 22:28
I agree JC

*turns to BBC Three*

JC-Furio
3rd September 2008, 22:28
What could will that do yo' ass is the size of a car park space nothings gonna fill that muda fukingz hole

x

I copied the penis mould 17 times. That fills it, very snug.

Also - Hangingham, quality word.

tomreid500
3rd September 2008, 22:29
oh my god did you see that it was like a cabbage!!!

JC-Furio
3rd September 2008, 22:29
on the plus side news 24 have a very interesting 'Tomorrow's Papers' feature.

It's no vagina.

Barry123
3rd September 2008, 22:30
It's no vagina.

can't find my fucking remote!!!! :rage:

matt_vtr_15
3rd September 2008, 22:31
It's no vagina.

sayer has a different idea of morning glory than us.....

Evolution4589
3rd September 2008, 22:32
now she is just bleeding like fuck.....

what must her parents thing...

oh haiz mum... im chopping my fanny wings off cause all the lads i have shagged laugh at it and flick it!!!

Lol :D

Bit weird tbh. It's basically an excuse to quietly masturbate in front of telly while no one else is around, long live Channel 4 :y:

Pat_Vts
3rd September 2008, 22:32
can't find my fucking remote!!!! :rage:

stop posting on saxp and look for ur remote lol

Barry123
3rd September 2008, 22:32
sayer has a different idea of morning glory than us.....

When someone erotically wipes a Financial Times in my face in instantly mess the front of my panties.

JC-Furio
3rd September 2008, 22:33
can't find my fucking remote!!!! :rage:

:( If you can hold on till xmas, i'll send you one =]

matt_vtr_15
3rd September 2008, 22:34
When someone erotically wipes a Financial Times in my face in instantly mess the front of my panties.

haha,

i know only to well mate....

instant paper mache effect...

Tupps
3rd September 2008, 22:34
I've tried fapping through channels to try watch both.... eyes are bleeding trying to keep up

Just gonna watch family guy

JC-Furio
3rd September 2008, 22:36
I've tried fapping through channels to try watch both.... eyes are bleeding trying to keep up

Just gonna watch family guy

I'll create a family guy thread. Like this muff thread. Taking a leap out of Tupps' book

Cal
3rd September 2008, 22:36
South Park on Paramount.... Jew Scouts episode ftw

Evolution4589
3rd September 2008, 22:36
I've tried fapping through channels to try watch both.... eyes are bleeding trying to keep up

Just gonna watch family guy

Pfft, failure.

Man up and get back to your man that's up.

matt_vtr_15
3rd September 2008, 22:36
holy fuck!!!!!!!

that aint no fucking sausage bap!!! thats a fucking french baguette!!!!

JC-Furio
3rd September 2008, 22:40
holy fuck!!!!!!!

that aint no fucking sausage bap!!! thats a fucking french baguette!!!!

A penis?

matt_vtr_15
3rd September 2008, 22:41
A penis?

serious!!! it looked that way

James
3rd September 2008, 22:44
South Park on Paramount.... Jew Scouts episode ftw

Same boat as Cal..

This vagina thing is all intresting.. but I don't like to see them getting tiedied up.. I like watching Lexington Steele demolish them.

Cal
3rd September 2008, 22:46
Hassids ftw

Sophia_Bush
3rd September 2008, 22:48
Same boat as Cal..

This vagina thing is all intresting.. but I don't like to see them getting tiedied up.. I like watching Lexington Steele demolish them.

or omar

matt_vtr_15
3rd September 2008, 22:51
i cant believe those of religion with arranged marriages etc.... would kill themselves if there daughters cheerys got popped before they got married....

they are fucktards!!!