Weekend Thread

[xxxvickxxx]

seeing as no one else started this thought i would, so whats everyone up to this weekend. who's not at trax?

friday - working 1-5 then martyn staying over

saturday - going to see my horse cause not seen him in months then we off to martyns's

sunday - dunno yet depends what the weather is like

[craig180]

Tonight - Go see cloud to sort out bonnet/roof

Tomorrow - Find a passenger seat, fit, drive to trax hotel, pissed, sex, sleep

Sunday - stand around in the rain on the sax-p stand at trax avoiding Tupps, Matt_vtr_15, Viper and Bullit

Drive home.

[matt_vtr_15]

Tonight - Go see cloud to sort out bonnet/roof

Tomorrow - Find a passenger seat, fit, drive to trax hotel, pissed, sex, sleep

Sunday - stand around in the rain on the sax-p stand at trax avoiding Tupps, Matt_vtr_15, Viper and Bullit

Drive home.

haha easy to avoid me...im not there, dont avoid me at the next show though craigy!!!

FRIDAY - Work till 5, go home and sort some clothes for the weekend in a bag.... then go to joannes, have takeaway and beers with her n her rents...

SATDAY - Get awaken, take joanne to work, go to the driving range and get my swing back (not played in months), then grab lunch etc...pick joanne up spend the night with her...

SUNDAY - Work 10-1 only 3 hours... then unsure on plans, will catch up with rents as they have been away, and hopefully see joanne again :)

x

[Elliott]

Tonight - Doing something with my brother

Tomorrow - Working then will do something in the evening, not sure what yet

Sunday - Working then chillaxing.

[RAFkev]

Bloody hell this started early!
Or is it that i'm never usually online this early? Probably!

Today - Guarding the gate at work with my gun!
Saturday - Guarding the gate at work with my gun!
Sunday - Guarding the gate at work with my gun!

FUN FUN FUN!!!

[stompin-sarah]

today...... drivin lesson later then mates round for sesh!
2moro......go and pick my new car up :)
sunday......probablyu take my new car out for a drive!

:)

[matt_vtr_15]

Bloody hell this started early!
Or is it that i'm never usually online this early? Probably!

Today - Guarding the gate at work with my gun!
Saturday - Guarding the gate at work with my gun!
Sunday - Guarding the gate at work with my gun!

FUN FUN FUN!!!

i have had change of plan..

Today - make man with gun laugh and get sacked..
saturday - make man with gun laugh and get sacked..
sunday - make man with gun laugh and get sacked..

[Danr]

Friday - Work till 6, then home. Might go to the gym.
Saturday - Work till 5, then drive to Keynes to hotel
Sunday - Up early, meet for football is at 9.45 :(

[-Jason-]

i have had change of plan..

Today - make man with gun laugh and get sacked..
saturday - make man with gun laugh and get sacked..
sunday - make man with gun laugh and get sacked..

Friday - man with gun shoots matt and says it was suicide
Sat - Man with gun gets medal for protecting base
Sun - Man with gun is swamped by sexy girls looking to have him protect them


Do it matt you know you want to

[RAFkev]

i have had change of plan..

Today - make man with gun laugh and get sacked..
saturday - make man with gun laugh and get sacked..
sunday - make man with gun laugh and get sacked..

we are allowed to laugh!
we're not like the guards in london!
and i just might shoot you for making me laugh!

i'm off to the gate now.
so beware wiltshire - i'm armed and dangerous!

[Lauzy]

Tonight - Going Out With Friends For A Meal

Tomorrow - Working 7am - 1.30pm then going out for my best friends 18th :)

Sunday - Recovering :p

[Proffitt]

Today - Work till 5, home to fit new tv bracket
Saturday - Pick new tv up and fit to wall bracket then out to town :drink:
Sunday - XBox and wash car then go out

[matt_vtr_15]

Friday - man with gun shoots matt and says it was suicide
Sat - Man with gun gets medal for protecting base
Sun - Man with gun is swamped by sexy girls looking to have him protect them


Do it matt you know you want to

matt browses ebay for bullet prrof vest and stinkbombs...

i would look immense just standing there while more and more guards come out and shoot me to the protected chest....

until one misses hits me in the shin and i cry like a bitch!!!

if i kick you in the bollocks is that a shootable offence? or just pistol whip me?

[-Jason-]

Or BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Headshot

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v322/theace18/boom-headshot.jpg

[Tupps]

Went out last night - shitface pissed.... sat at desk now wishing i never nailed that chicken kebab

Me and my mate have a deal to go out thurs, fri, sat and sun....

So Orange180bhp it should be easy for you to avoid me at trax

As it's looking like i won't be there

[David]

Tonight: Try and clean the car...

Tomorrow: Hair cut and make my way down to the hotel. Out at night?

Sunday: Trax.

[Matty_Mills]

Friday- work till 5, then out on the piss in cheltenham.
Saturday - Sort outs some stuff with the car, paint the kitchen and out on the lash again in Cheltenham
Sunday- Feel sorry for myself whilst preparing for a course on monday....

Standard really

[Peejous]

Jason posted a huge version of my avatar, I feel special.

Friday - Probably go to the cinema to see and new film with the wife, maybe Stepbrothers
Saturday - Supposed to be spending time with the wife because she done the guilt trip thing saying im leaving her all day on Sunday.
Saturday night - Sneak out of bed with the wife and go and meet the Sax-p posse at the hotel.
Sunday - Wake up in random room with arm around Leckie and Tupps spend day squeezing butt cheeks together with embarrassed look on face. Looking at cars.

x

[Robb]

Seriously hanging right now. Had severe chest pains since my kebab at 3AM. But its all good....

[Tupps]

Peej.... it's looking like no Trax for Tupps

[Peejous]

Peej.... it's looking like no Trax for Tupps

Pm me and tell me all :panic:

[-Jason-]

Dont be ghey

[Tupps]

No room
No lift
No jojo

[Peejous]

Crash in someone else room
Im sure someone can take you, or just get Train or something to hotel. Can jump in with anyone at the hotel even me, I'll let you. Im not picking you up from where-ever you reside though.
Who gives a shit about Jojo... she's just an ASW like WTF GTFO kthanxbye

[SamW]

Today - Work 2-10 first day on job

Tomorrow - Skate sesh, see a lady friend and maybe working

Sunday - No plans thus far probs go for a skate sesh

That is all

x

EDIT: Is trax a week from tomorrow?

[Peejous]

Yes Sam, it is.

[betty02]

Tonight - Coaching Rugby, Chillax DVD and cook up a stir fry for the family
Saturday - Sleep until afternoon and then finish of the spraying on my alloys
Sunda - Coching rugby, get home nice sunday roast, and possible fit alloys!

[SamW]

In that case, Depending how work goes this week and how much money i get paidz as i have other things to pay for first, i may pay on the door, in the case tupperwear if i do go you can catch a lift of me...If not the screw you tbh

[Tupps]

Ron you're such a fag

Trax is this weekend you f*cktard

[tomreid500]

today - work
tommorow - work
sunday - work

psssssssssssssssh

[SamW]

God damn it i thought it was next weekend, well in that case, fuck you im not going unless work pay me tonight, in that case, then i will go

[Jojobunbun]

fuck you peej i'm no ASW x

[SamW]

You tell him jojo!

[Japman]

today-take grampa to train station
afternoon-take mate to collect his evo from indiogt
tonyt-out with the lads

tomorrow-shopping with the keffil and pub lunch

sunday-get up early,be sick
and get to trax in one peace

[Danr]

fuck you peej i'm no ASW x

month time the of.

[Peejous]

fuck you peej i'm no ASW x

Since when did women have an opinion.

Get back in that kitchen.

Do you know why a wedding dress is white?

So that the wife can match the rest of the white goods.


If you dont know what white goods are click me. (http://www.renttoown.com.au/Images/white-goods.jpg)

[Mikey]

mrs gets her ann summers gear today.

my weekend is gunna be fun

[Tupps]

mrs gets her ann summers gear today.

my weekend is gunna be fun

Not when you realise she's bought a strap on...

And you're the test dummy

[Mikey]

Not when you realise she's bought a strap on...

And you're the test dummy

at least im getting some...;)

[Peejous]

lulz @ Tuppance

Mikey, note to self... your been bummed.

[Mikey]

lulz @ Tuppance

Mikey, i love you.

cheers

[Jojobunbun]

thanx ron, peej you are a right bitch sometimes! talk about PMT...:wacko:

[Robb]

Mikey if your getting fucked up the arse it doesnt matter how much you are getting, you are still getting fucked up the arse.

[Mikey]

Mikey if your getting fucked up the arse it doesnt matter how much you are getting, you are still getting fucked up the arse.

dont be so mean!

:homme::homme:

[Luke]

Friday - Working as usual. iPod touch should be getting delivered today, go pick Ruby up on way home and then chill in evening.

Saturday - Up early, collect some bits from Peugeot, pack my bag, sort out car and load it up. I have checked oil etc. Go shopping around lunchtime, till about 3.30 and then drop Ruby off and set off to hotel. Arrive at 6.30 I hope. Changed, meal and drink.

Sunday - Trax, drive home.

Monday - MEGA sleep in and relax all day.

[Tupps]

dont be so mean!

:homme::homme:

Shut up and bend over

[Mikey]

Shut up and bend over

your not my type....

[Peejous]

Thats funny Mikey because if you look at the post just above yours it doesnt say that.

Jojo....want to meet my friend?
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e5/Skorp88/Top10Kid/shocker.jpg

[Danr]

Was only yesterday i was trying to use the shocker.

Plans for tonight have changed. Going into Woking to a girl i don't knows 18th birthday bash. Good times.

[matt_vtr_15]

hahaha tupps!!!! doesnt have the 3 things he wants....

[Tupps]

hahaha tupps!!!! doesnt have the 3 things he wants....

i want you dead...

there's my 4th

[Peejous]

Matt, wtf does the text say in your avatar?

[Tupps]

HHAAAIIII i'm matt_vtr_15, wanna have aids ?

[Amiee]

Today - Supposidly sorting stuff for trax, but im still lying in bed!
Tonight - DVD, Pizza, have few people round :)
Tomorrow - Maybe wash the car, Havent decided yet, head to nuneaton then to trax
Tomorrow Night - Be at the hotel mingling
Sunday - Trax
Sunday Night - Home and chillax
Monday - Sleeep and tidy up I think

[RAFkev]

Friday - man with gun shoots matt and says it was suicide
Sat - Man with gun gets medal for protecting base
Sun - Man with gun is swamped by sexy girls looking to have him protect them

Friday - matt didn't turn up and so didn't get shot and accused of suicide!
Saturday - I don't get a medal for saving base!
Sunday - No girls! :(

And i'm shuch a crap shot anyway i'd probably miss with a sawn off!

[matt_vtr_15]

Friday - matt didn't turn up and so didn't get shot and accused of suicide!
Saturday - I don't get a medal for saving base!
Sunday - No girls! :(

And i'm shuch a crap shot anyway i'd probably miss with a sawn off!

im coming now mate dont worry............


tupps atleast you will get 1 of your 4!!!

[matt_vtr_15]

HHAAAIIII i'm matt_vtr_15, wanna have aids ?

correct!!!

samwood drewz it 4 me!!!!!!!! kai thnx

[Peejous]

Kev, what base are you at?

[matt_vtr_15]

Kev, what base are you at?

4th base..........

[RAFkev]

Kev, what base are you at?

Lyneham - between swindon and chippenham

[Tupps]

Matt.... Are you also JoJobunbun ?

[RAFkev]

4th base..........

rep'd :clapping:

[SamW]

Matt.... Are you also JoJobunbun ?

Tupps <3 jojo, therefore <3 matt, therefor Tupps <3 Men

[Jojobunbun]

Matt.... Are you also JoJobunbun ?

no.... :wacko: he wishes...

[Tupps]

Ah right....

Just the school boy's facebook mentions JoJo everywhere

Detective work is on the go

[Tupps]

Matt Chrich
can not wait to see his jojobunbun tonight!!!!!
Updated 3 hours ago

[Jojobunbun]

Matt Chrich
can not wait to see his jojobunbun tonight!!!!!
Updated 3 hours ago

:O! we've been caught matty!

[Tupps]

I had a feeling a while back

Jojo you're a filthy cheating whore - we're over

[Peejous]

Lyneham - between swindon and chippenham

isnt that in australia?

[Jojobunbun]

i'm sorry tupps :(...

[Tupps]

i'm sorry tupps :(...

New sig tbh

[Recovery]

Today - working 2:30 till 10:30 then just chill out

Saturday - working 12:00 till 8:00 then going out locally in the evening

Sunday - working 7:30 till 3:30 then get an early night as im startin work monday morn at 6:30 :(

[RAFkev]

isnt that in australia?

Erm... No!

[Jojobunbun]

New sig tbh

thats a shame for you...

[-Jason-]

Poor jojo tupps only want aimee as shes a dyson ;)

[Peejous]

Erm... No!

Im trying to find out if my mate was at your base.

He went Afghan a few weeks back.

[Tupps]

btw... you know why haven't seen proper pics of Jojo...

She's actually 3 ft 6in tall

[-Jason-]

Doesnt have to get her knees dirty then does she

[Amiee]

Poor jojo tupps only want aimee as shes a dyson ;)

Haha Jason your really cruising for a bruising .. Learn how to bloody spell aswell how many times lol

[betty02]

Poor jojo tupps only want aimee as shes a dyson ;)

tbh i lol'd sorry Amiee xxxx

[Peejous]

Just had the most fun ever.

Go to google.
Click images
Take safe search off
Type Blonde Midget

lulz

Was going to make jojo into a midget pic lol

[-Jason-]

It should be spelt aimee tbh

Do it free blonde midgets for everyone

[Matty_Mills]

RAFkev... i would have driven past you earlier today i think if you were at the gate...good times

[Danr]

Just had the most fun ever.

Go to google.
Click images
Take safe search off
Type Blonde Midget

lulz

Was going to make jojo into a midget pic lol

ha ha ha ha ha ha! Awesome.

[RAFkev]

Im trying to find out if my mate was at your base.

He went Afghan a few weeks back.

Where is your mate from?
What is his name?
And what does he do?

[Amiee]

No just english cant spell :P

[Peejous]

Where is your mate from?
What is his name?
And what does he do?

From Birmingham (Solihull)
Darren Neeld
He's a foot soldier

[RAFkev]

RAFkev... i would have driven past you earlier today i think if you were at the gate...good times

I'm next on our exit gate 3 - 4 this pm. then entry gate 4-5

[matt_vtr_15]

oh haizz....

tupps your a nosey bastid!!!

[RAFkev]

From Birmingham (Solihull)
Darren Neeld
He's a foot soldier

Don't know him.

I'm a techie - we have very little to do with lesser trades!!!

lol

[Tupps]

oh haizz....

tupps your a nosey bastid!!!

I've had a feeling for a while that you two were humpin'

Coventry - Chesterfield is a treck?

Or are these fake locations

[matt_vtr_15]

I've had a feeling for a while that you two were humpin'

Coventry - Chesterfield is a treck?

Or are these fake locations

im not from chesterfield....

its about 25mins away from me on the motorway...

[SamW]

Someones going to get 'shanked' i can tell tempers are rising ho's been cheating

[matt_vtr_15]

Someones going to get 'shanked' i can tell tempers are rising ho's been cheating

nobodys been cheating??

tupps had an imaginary girlfriend though...

[Tupps]

nobodys been cheating??

tupps had an imaginary girlfriend though...

No rly...

I've had sex with Jojo

[matt_vtr_15]

No rly...

I've had sex with Jojo

haha...tupps stfu!!

[SamW]

No rly...

I've had sex with Jojo

Tupps right hands called jojo

Tupps left hands called Frank

x

[Jojobunbun]

technically, i cant have sex with matt as he is 15 and i am 20.. wrong on so many levels

love your sig ron xx

[SamW]

technically, i cant have sex with matt as he is 15 and i am 20.. wrong on so many levels

love your sig ron xx

Thnx bbz

x

[matt_vtr_15]

good job im really a 42 year old perve then jojo

[betty02]

Isn't your real bf on here jojo :S or am i confused now?

[matt_vtr_15]

Isn't your real bf on here jojo :S or am i confused now?

zomg reallyzzzzz??

[-Jason-]

I think jojo should be with me now ;)

I have a turbo and that = 12"

[David]

I have a turbo and that = 12"

It's a 1.4 and that = -11"

[-Jason-]

A 170bhp 1.4 ;) = having to tie it to my ankle

[SamW]

Jasons fire has officially been pissed on

And then pissed back

[matt_vtr_15]

Jasons fire has officially been pissed on

And then pissed back

quote green mile...

i'll teach you to piss on me....

[matt_vtr_15]

A 170bhp 1.4 ;) = having to tie it to my ankle

jason your a midget so thats about 3inch tops....

k thnx bai

[-Jason-]

Matt corner again now

[matt_vtr_15]

Matt corner again now

fuck off... you just pissed there!!!

[Luke]

For gloating saying you have a turbo and saying you X amount of size = 5" tbh!

[-Jason-]

Eat my stab luke ;)

[SamW]

For gloating saying you have a turbo and saying you X amount of size = 5" tbh!

Generaous(sp)

Haiii, Jojo 12" slack ;)

[Jojobunbun]

right i'm off to wax some vag's, this thread is too complicated now

[Peejous]

MY weekend plans have now changed slightly

Sunday - find blonde midget* (female) at Trax and sleep with her
* - denotes any person under 5'10"

[Ocego_VTR]

Friday: Nothing.
Saturday: Job hunting
Sunday: Go and look at some scoobys with the rents.

[matt_vtr_15]

For gloating saying you have a turbo and saying you X amount of size = 5" tbh!

undewr average tbh.....

people who know the bhp of their car have a small cock!!!

they use bhp figures to lead people onto thinking they have a big cock!!

[-Jason-]

Jojo will you "sit on my face and smile"

[Dan]

Tonight - Go and see my mate as he's been away for the week and chill at his. Hopefully the gym if I can get the car.

Sat - No idea during the day, but fingers crossed my mate wont let me down and we'll be going out to see my mate DJ.

Sun - Depends what happens sat night

[-Jason-]

Matts going to get tar'ed and feathered when me, peej and tupps meet him

[matt_vtr_15]

Jojo will you "sit on my face and smile"

chill out tbh....

[-Jason-]

I didnt hear a no tupps is out im in lol

[matt_vtr_15]

Matts going to get tar'ed and feathered when me, peej and tupps meet him

what does the first one mean?

[matt_vtr_15]

I didnt hear a no tupps is out im in lol

ya forget bout me?

[Amiee]

Lols bunch of wierdos xx ciao fornow see all those who are going to trax... at trax :P

[-Jason-]

Amiee wont remember it though she will be steeming

[Karl]

Karls weekend.
tonight, cinema, food, beer.

tomorrow. Wake up, tell the Missus to GTFO! Wash the Clio of love, convoy to Trax with the South East.

Sun - See some Body kitted cars...

[matt_vtr_15]

Amiee wont remember it though she will be steeming

lol for sure......

tupps has one day of ring licking and apologies to get in there

[toms_vtr]

today hopefully i get my new speakers for my car!

saturday, fir them and take car to the garage because of squeaky and brakes then work from 4-12

sunday, probably go out for a drive if brakes are fixed and then go to work from 4 -12 :(

[Amiee]

Amiee isnt going to be steeming :P

[matt_vtr_15]

Amiee isnt going to be steeming :P

i smell bulsshits....tons of the damn things...

[Luke]

Amiee isnt going to be steeming :P

Oh yes she will.

[SamW]

Amiee isnt going to be steeming :P

rohypnol matt_vtr_15's best friend ;)

[matt_vtr_15]

rohypnol matt_vtr_15's best friend ;)

wtdf?? im not going trax... that shit is tupps's bes friend... i just use my wit and charm tbh... and boyish looks

[SamW]

wtdf?? im not going trax... that shit is tupps's bes friend... i just use my wit and charm tbh...

Wit and charm other words for baseball bat and rope

''i got this proper bbe the other night and all i had to use was my wit and charm''

[Evolution4589]

Moving to the Isle of Wight... deep joy... like I want to be moving into temporary accommodation on Bestival weekend.

I think I'd rather blow a goat.

[Clouds_mate]

No room
No lift
No jojo

you have a room
you have a lift
who cares about her

[Tupps]

you have a room
you have a lift
who cares about her

If danny will drop me at your house and we 197 it up then we could be go ?

[smiith]

Tonight, im getting wasted
Tomorrow, im getting wasted.
Sunday, might try and blag ben to go to trax :/

[bullit]

shopping in a bit. chill out tomoz. world superbikes sunday

thats how i roll

[craig180]

shopping in a bit. chill out tomoz. world superbikes sunday

thats how i roll

You not coming to throw beer all over my car on sunday?

[bullit]

just let it lie ffs

;)

[craig180]

just let it lie ffs

;)

Awww, I'll miss you....

[matt_vtr_15]

Awww, I'll miss you....

not what ya told me just in pm....

you said thank fuck i wont have to clean my car twice....

[Tupps]

Change of plans for weekend....

Tupps is going to hotel + trax

[matt_vtr_15]

Change of plans for weekend....

Tupps is going to hotel + trax

good stuff mate.....

you might fucking cheer up now then? you morbid bastid!!!!

[saxodan]

today- work 2-10 take it easy after got some work to do
tommorow- work 12-8 strait out to mates then to town for a couple of mates last night before uni, going to get mashed
sunday- feel sorry for myself

[Tinytinks]

friday: watching big brother final
saturday: getting pissed for mattg's birthda which was tuesday.
sunday: hangover and cook a roast.

[Peejous]

Karl what you watchin tonight?

[Karl]

RocknRolla, as the first time I didnt get in.
It gets released today! :D

[Pat_Vts]

dnt kno wot i doing dis weekend not reli in mood to do anyfing

[Karl]

dnt kno wot i doing dis weekend not reli in mood to do anyfing

Go see the the Grammar police imo.

[leeroybrown]

I must have counted about 20 times Tupps saying am going ohhhh then hang on I aint going to trax's

FFS how hard of a decision can it be!!!

[Karl]

Life changing decisions are quite tricky.

[Peejous]

RocknRolla, as the first time I didnt get in.
It gets released today! :D

Just told the missus we're not going to see step brothers and we're going to see rocknrolla now.

Starts at 9:50 so if you close your eyes and imagine REALLY REALLY hard im in the cinema with you x

[Pat_Vts]

grammar police and i have problems communicating

[Karl]

im there at 6.30 so we coulda had telepathic love making in the back row!

[matt_vtr_15]

Just told the missus we're not going to see step brothers and we're going to see rocknrolla now.

Starts at 9:50 so if you close your eyes and imagine REALLY REALLY hard im in the cinema with you x

watch step brothers mate!!!

really good for the laugh etc.....

cant say i have seen the other though...

give it a couple of year though and it wiull be on sky movies every week like all of gay richys boys movies....

[Tupps]

I must have counted about 20 times Tupps saying am going ohhhh then hang on I aint going to trax's

FFS how hard of a decision can it be!!!

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/lolcats-funny-picture-lalalalala.jpg

[DJDannyB]

Friday - Dont have a clue.

Saturday - shoppin - Djin at night

Sunday - Chillin out! (hang over)

[Yates]

step brothers rocks seen it last night

this weekend im working, well not working but duty so im either sleeping or doing rounds

cheap weekend i suppose il spend a tenner on pizza on sat night and thats it

[Luke]

Well no iPod. Gutted!

Not back in work till Tuesday either, guy seems VERY short on eBay too.

Haven't be stitched, just the fact been waiting since Monday.

[cmh369]

Friday - Pissed

Saturday - RAVING :cool:

Sunday - Comedown :wacko:

[James]

Mr180 is on his way round now so I can touch his roof and bonnet up, soon as I am done with that.. drink.

[Yates]

Well no iPod. Gutted!

Not back in work till Tuesday either, guy seems VERY short on eBay too.

Haven't be stitched, just the fact been waiting since Monday.

so you have been stitched?!

[matt_vtr_15]

Mr180 is on his way round now so I can touch his roof and bonnet up, soon as I am done with that.. drink.

dont be fucking gay!!!

just throw some beer on it and laugh in his face....

make sure you hide all clay bars too....

[Peejous]

Mr180 is on his way round now so I can touch his roof and bonnet up, soon as I am done with that.. drink.

What a freak, why dont you get a proper lover? like a kid...

[matt_vtr_15]

so you have been stitched?!

yates i think he has been stitched ya know!!!!

[James]

What a freak, why dont you get a proper lover? like a kid...

Like you? xx

[Yates]

Like you? xx

no like mattvtrim12yearsold

[James]

I'm game for that..

[matt_vtr_15]

no like mattvtrim12yearsold

yates.... fuck off!!!!

i even got simo to change my username from _1 to _15

to try and stop me becoming any younger thats fucking it!!!

wanker

o and im taken ;)

and even more under the age limit for gay sex than normal sex so count me out bruv.,..

jokes pal love ya so much

[James]

Matt why say your taken and then try to add me as a friend.. your nothing but a cock tease.

[Yates]

yates.... fuck off!!!!

i even got simo to change my username from _1 to _15

to try and stop me becoming any younger thats fucking it!!!

wanker

o and im taken ;)

and even more under the age limit for gay sex than normal sex so count me out bruv.,..

jokes pal love ya so much

gay sex is same age consent as 'normal' sex is it not?

heard of the word rape mattyvtrim12andafag? i invented it

[matt_vtr_15]

Matt why say your taken and then try to add me as a friend.. your nothing but a cock tease.

haha..... i will have to ask if it isok for me to have gay intercourse...

and get a parent/guardian permission slip off of robb (my forum dad)

and then im all yours mate!!!

bollocks have not even dropped yet mate.....

therefore i don't have good teabag ability....

however i can run and hit somebody in the face with my ballsack.... they act like pool balls in a tight sock tbh!!!

[matt_vtr_15]

gay sex is same age consent as 'normal' sex is it not?

heard of the word rape mattyvtrim12andafag? i invented it

seriously if he rapes me... i have no problem with that....

il scream in my girly, highpitched, unbroken voice for around 5 seconds and then give in....

[Yates]

you mean marbles

[matt_vtr_15]

you mean marbles

ive not had sex ever!! and im 15... we are not talking marbles mate!!!

we are talking pool balls atleast

[Yates]

ive not had sex ever!! and im 15... we are not talking marbles mate!!!

we are talking pool balls atleast

that means you must wank at least 5 times a day, its a fact, all 12 year olds do...

you cant even produce sperm at your age, therefore they are the size of marbles

[matt_vtr_15]

that means you must wank at least 5 times a day, its a fact, all 12 year olds do...

you cant even produce sperm at your age, therefore they are the size of marbles

im 15 dogface!!!!

and no more wanking tbh!!

[Yates]

im 15 dogface!!!!

and no more wanking tbh!!

carry on insulting and your face will look like the one in your pic

[Tupps]

Yeah matt ve tee arr fifteen you f*cking prick!

POW!

+1

[matt_vtr_15]

carry on insulting and your face will look like the one in your pic

ok cockbreath

shush your face tuppence you fanny

[Tupps]

ok cockbreath

shush your face tuppence you fanny

White text...

Really i'd be quiet if i we're you

[Yates]

bad rep now mattyvtr12nevergonahavesexunlessmyunclesashinetome

[matt_vtr_15]

bad rep now mattyvtr12nevergonahavesexunlessmyunclesashinetome

uncle ruddy?

fucking yes!!!!!!!!!!

[matt_vtr_15]

White text...

Really i'd be quiet if i we're you

why exactly mate??

[Yates]

uncle garry?

fucking yes!!!!!!!!!!

yes uncle garry and we know what he does to little boys dont we

[lukehurt]

i no that no one cares but im going to tell you anyway.
friday- finish wrk at 5 go hme stay in with the misses and daughter have few drinks ect.
saturday- drive to leeds collect some m3 wheels for my new bmw but dont worry still have the old saxo.
sunday get up early drop little 1 of at the old goats then drive to trax (in the rain)

[matt_vtr_15]

i no that no one cars but im going to tell you anyway.
friday- finish wrk at 5 go hme stay in with the misses and daughter have few drinks ect.
saturday- drive to leeds collect some m3 wheels for my new bmw but dont worry still have to old saxo.
sunday get up early drop little 1 of at the old goats then drive to trax (in the rain)

sounds good mate tbh... and you put this thread back on topic..

[Yates]

next week picking up tupps, going down to nottingham to kick fuck out of mattvtrwholoves15cocksallatonce

[Tupps]

Sounds good to me Matt_Yates @ Hotmail . Com

[matt_vtr_15]

next week picking up tupps, going down to nottingham to kick fuck out of mattvtrwholoves15cocksallatonce

just you two??? awwwww....

make it fun and bring robb, ruddy,adamw, saxo180 etc...

i would love it if ya came to see me though babes...

[matt_vtr_15]

tupps why should i be quiet?

[Yates]

just you two??? awwwww....

make it fun and bring robb, ruddy,adamw, saxo180 etc...

i would love it if ya came to see me though babes...

we can bring lee as well

[Tupps]

tupps why should i be quiet?

Because you're an annoying little fucker spouting your ugly mouth off

[matt_vtr_15]

we can bring lee as well

ok then :)

thanks babes....

[matt_vtr_15]

Because you're an annoying little fucker spouting your ugly mouth off

hahaha.....

i am being annoying mate....

but i am not spouting my mouth off at all, im having a laugh.... and your being mardy cause your e friends let you down and now your making do with trax??

[Tupps]

e-friends never let me down.... if i do trax it'll be with e-friends

[Yates]

hahaha.....

i am being annoying mate....

but i am not spouting my mouth off at all, im having a laugh.... and your being mardy cause your e friends let you down and now your making do with trax??

tupps is my wingman

[Tupps]

tupps is my wingman

Got your back brother

When are you home by the way - Darlo mash up ftw

[matt_vtr_15]

ok,

im now going to die and then tupps got most of what he wanted for the weekend :(

my ass licking never worked....

[Yates]

back up in darlo next weekend, im hoping to convince sayer to come over, want to sort everything for ring let him drive car so hes used to it

also need to do ste's pads

[matt_vtr_15]

back up in darlo next weekend, im hoping to convince sayer to come over, want to sort everything for ring let him drive car so hes used to it

also need to do ste's pads

sayer having a go round the ring??

[Yates]

sayer having a go round the ring??

if he wants to. same with leckie, why drive all the way there and not have ago

[matt_vtr_15]

if he wants to. same with leckie, why drive all the way there and not have ago

very true....