Oh Hai Mark51

[Yates]

just got up for long morning, 2am - 8 am, awesome!

18 lucozade to help me thru the weekend

5 mins of work every hour i have to do...

[Yates]

and hes just left how rude

whys everyone else up?

[Mark51]

oh hai sailor, i had the biggest sugar rush after those ones yesterday. 18 would seriously fuck me up

[Yates]

lolz 18 for the whole weekend

time i had 16 went to a bbq, buy a multipack of 8 get one free, so i did

played footy bout 9 that night, fucked i was too much sugar felt faint rolf

[Mark51]

thats how i felt last night, thought i was going to collapse

[Yates]

is you goin to trax?

you at work now?

[smiith]

Mark, thought you worked at co-op :P or am i a few months slow?

[Yates]

aye he does, in the corner shop

[Mark51]

is you goin to trax?

you at work now?

no and yes mate

Mark, thought you worked at co-op :P or am i a few months slow?

no i do, Friday nightshift ftw

aye he does, in the corner shop

yeah its a corner shop the size of 8 football pitches and all ive done most of the night is fuck about with the shunters in the works van in big puddles

[Yates]

no and yes mate



no i do, Friday nightshift ftw



yeah its a corner shop the size of 8 football pitches and all ive done most of the night is fuck about with the shunters in the works van in big puddles

most ive done is buy 2 posters off ebay lolz despite only needed to do rounds once an hour, and them taking me 5 mins, ive not bothered yet...

i think me and james are gona try tackle the red beast with the pc n that one day mark if your up for it, altho i may have ago with pc myself, learn the tricks

[smiith]

sounds fun... im eating beans n sausages and looking for bmx parts :A:

[Yates]

sounds fun... im eating beans n sausages and looking for bmx parts :A:

why not get car parts?

oh i remember....

;)

when can you take test again?

[Mark51]

most ive done is buy 2 posters off ebay lolz despite only needed to do rounds once an hour, and them taking me 5 mins, ive not bothered yet...

i think me and james are gona try tackle the red beast with the pc n that one day mark if your up for it, altho i may have ago with pc myself, learn the tricks

lol, i still think we should polish a pattern into the paint for a laugh. might bring the UDM along if it doesnt offend the rotery

why not get car parts?

oh i remember....

;)

when can you take test again?


isnt it something like 11 months away?

[smiith]

why not get car parts?

oh i remember....

;)

when can you take test again?

Iv got theory booked for the 9th, if i pass, book test ASAP..

The biggest git is.. im back at college for my last year next monday.. with no car, i have to get to york for a full week.

So iv sorted out sleeping at my aunties, get my dad to drop me off sunday night, then i have to use the BMX to get 6 miles across york, then back again on a night, for 5 days :(

im gona be cream crackered

[Yates]

nah no polishing patterns

its there to last and its in good shape bar the back box, so want to keep it that way mate, also if i get pc and do it at home or James, its something i can practise on

[Yates]

Iv got theory booked for the 9th, if i pass, book test ASAP..

The biggest git is.. im back at college for my last year next monday.. with no car, i have to get to york for a full week.

So iv sorted out sleeping at my aunties, get my dad to drop me off sunday night, then i have to use the BMX to get 6 miles across york, then back again on a night, for 5 days :(

im gona be cream crackered

fuck 6 miles on a bmx, pedalling like fuck should of got a decent bike

6 miles take bout 25 mins if u get a good pace going

[Mark51]

good idea mate, missed the handbrake cable off the list though and some air horns

[smiith]

Its York though isnt it, so its all flat. So im hoping not too bad, but also means no downhills to rest down lol.

Wish i could do it on the pit bike :(

[Mark51]

have you heard of public transport?

[Yates]

smith your gona look like the kid off et

ah yes handbrake cable, ever done one like mate?

no air horns, they would get tortured by my mates, like i did to you when i found out you had them

[Yates]

have you heard of public transport?

yes i have and would i fuck use it, full of old pissy pants people and ethnics

[smiith]

have you heard of public transport?

would have to get a bus to the city center, then a bus to college, would take longer to do that than to ride the beamer :P

plus i can pop some 180's on zee beamer, untill i fall off infront of some slagggs

[Mark51]

ah yes handbrake cable, ever done one like mate?

no air horns, they would get tortured by my mates, like i did to you when i found out you had them

nah mate never done one, cant see it been that hard though.

"had" - i still have them but they dont make a hron noise they just sound like a forced fart atm

[smiith]

yes i have and would i fuck use it, full of old pissy pants people and ethnics

lol well said!

last time i went on the bus was about 4 years ago, and it stank of really old fags, and something horrid like wrotting custurd, then the bloke got off who was white as a sheep with a nike hat on with mega n shape peek and it wasnt too bad lol

[Yates]

rather walk then bus tbh

shouldnt of told me you had air horns, james needs air horns

[Yates]

shouldnt*

cant freakin edit

[liam_b]

and hes just left how rude

whys everyone else up?

im up packing as i go on holiday tomorrow lazy 2 weeks ftw

[Yates]

ive been transfering music from one phone to another tonight, took ages, new phone has bigger memory card, only bout 90 songs took forever, gona take even longer for the porn

[smiith]

lol you seen that freeksofcock thing? his nob is like, as long as your forearm :panic:

im well bored

[Yates]

lol you seen that freeksofcock thing? his nob is like, as long as your forearm :panic:

im well bored

no idea lol, if its the black guy then ive seen on like it lol

[smiith]

yeh, black bloke woth some grilllz, its huuuge.

might buy a new pitbike :/

cant find a decent one

[Mark51]

shouldnt*

cant freakin edit

lol, i can ;)

yeh, black bloke woth some grilllz, its huuuge.

might buy a new pitbike :/

cant find a decent one

buy a car, mod it to how you want it then when you pass you've got a car your going to be happy with

[Yates]

i went to have a wank last night, seemed to go on forever, just gave up and went to sleep in the end

looking forward to one later when i get back to bed

altho tempted to have one now, no ones about ;p;

[smiith]

lol, i can ;)



buy a car, mod it to how you want it then when you pass you've got a car your going to be happy with

Got nearly 4 grands worth of grants coming from college over the next few weeks, so im going to buy a 306 hdi, get wheels and lowered with that, got a couple of hundred spare atm, and i could sell my pitbike for about £100 so il only be down by about £100-£150, and tbh, i havnt missed driving all that much lately.

GF says she prefers me without a car aswell

i went to have a wank last night, seemed to go on forever, just gave up and went to sleep in the end

looking forward to one later when i get back to bed

altho tempted to have one now, no ones about ;p;


get 1 knocked out son

[Yates]

Got nearly 4 grands worth of grants coming from college over the next few weeks, so im going to buy a 306 hdi, get wheels and lowered with that, got a couple of hundred spare atm, and i could sell my pitbike for about £100 so il only be down by about £100-£150, and tbh, i havnt missed driving all that much lately.

GF says she prefers me without a car aswell




get 1 knocked out son

prefers you without a car, that means she doesnt trust you but now you dont have a car, she knows where you are ;)

tempted to, got a full half hour of work comin up now though

[titchster]

Nar, its cause she sees him less, cause he cba to rider to hers. :p

[smiith]

lol its not that she doesnt trust me, its just i get upto mischief in cars, even though iv calmed down alot since rolling, i hardly every go above speed limit now. well... did.

But its just the fact il spend time with her, and i dont hang around with the cunts i used to anymore because im not out in a car to go meet them.

[Mark51]

you havea girlfriend?

[smiith]

you havea girlfriend?

THE girlfriend ;)

[Mark51]

THE girlfriend ;)

lol :clapping:

[smiith]

lol :clapping:

just for you mark, and because i have fack all better to do, il even put a pic up for you :)

[Mark51]

go on then, im feeling abit ruff so she better not be. only got another 1 hours and 45 mins til i go home

[smiith]

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc203/5m17h/16897601a8408690921l.jpg

might aswell make her look a twat on the interwebz

she can look good though :P 1st pic i found of her on zee computer :)

[Mark51]

how old is she? she looks like abit of a chav.
does her face normally look like that?

ive tried but awaits a whittier comment from yates

[smiith]

lol 16 :P and she isnt a chav at all, weas giogoi n all that lark, non of this nike hoody with shoes with air bubbles, il get a better pic lol

EDIT: Changed the pic to a decent one :)

[Mark51]

16! i feel like a perv now. infact dont you feel like a perv?

[smiith]

na its all good :P she is 17 before im 20, so it aint too bad.

[Mark51]

na its all good :P she is 17 before im 20, so it aint too bad.

lol, awaits pic in school uniform, haha

[smiith]

lol, awaits pic in school uniform, haha

tried that, she was having non of it :n:

she said for my birthday she might dress up though

[Mark51]

lol, you get some girls that love it and some that dont and then you have girls that do anything for you and they are the girls that you use as a 'booty call' :wink:

[smiith]

thats what i used to do last year in the spaxo, bootcalls all week lol. tis goood. 1AM on msn, abit bored, and get something arranged, handcuffs on the showcage, was lovely

[Yates]

face like a bag of smashed crabs

looks like somethin from jeremy kyle

[Mark51]

bet shes cheesy

[smiith]

face like a bag of smashed crabs

looks like somethin from jeremy kyle

Thanks.... Really, thanks :y:
fukin gay sailor bum boy, loves cock
she is actually nice, and a decent rack for someone whos 5ft3

[Yates]

fucking, not fukin

wait till shes 18 and goes out with all her mates she will be having cock left right and centre

oh and yes i love cock, drive up to mine we can have fun, oh wait...

[smiith]

ok you win :(

chances are i wont be with her in a year anyway, i dont ever seem to make my relationships last over a year.

[Yates]

ok you win :(

chances are i wont be with her in a year anyway, i dont ever seem to make my relationships last over a year.

they realise your a loser mate, i wont beat around the bush, you have a small cock, your shit in bed, you have no life and you cant drive...

[smiith]

they realise your a loser mate, i wont beat around the bush, you have a small cock, your shit in bed, you have no life and you cant drive...

lol, no, i get bored, and like i said, used to hang around with cunts.

plus i plan on imegrating to australia, so dont plan on getting stuck here

[Yates]

they wont accept you! not with your criminal record

btw i didnt go for a wank, ive thought il save it till sat night, get a take away at 7, shower then bed at 8, whack one out and then sleep

[smiith]

aye you save it up and make a nice mess.

all over the pizza

[Yates]

aye you save it up and make a nice mess.

all over the pizza

i wouldnt spoil pizza get all cosy in bed then whack one out

[Yates]

morning mark!

[Mark51]

morning Matthew

[Yates]

back at work? did you get there on time? food served in 15 mins, sausage sandwich ftw

i see your selling your wheels, shame look smart on your car

scouting on ebay for things, thinking rallye door cards and bits and bobs for when i decide to get the thing stripped again

[Mark51]

back at work? did you get there on time? food served in 15 mins, sausage sandwich ftw

i see your selling your wheels, shame look smart on your car

scouting on ebay for things, thinking rallye door cards and bits and bobs for when i decide to get the thing stripped again

yes again, nah mate 10 mins late which isnt that bad for me.

wheels - needs must mate. more important things to do

[Graeme]

you 2 not at trax then?

[Mark51]

matt is at the other end of the country and im at work.

[Graeme]

glad i didnt go then i only go too see you lol

[Yates]

duty graeme, also with the shows its a pain for me, cars left at home, so it would mean friday night travel back home, then sat morn drive mine down there, then back sunday night, then travel all the way back down on the sunday night after ive come back, and for what?! i dont drink very often, i wouldnt of drank then, i would of had people all around who were pissed, the show is shit imo would of cost a bomb for me with all travelling lol

[Mark51]

im sure it wouldnt of take that long in the 1.1?

[Yates]

im sure it wouldnt of take that long in the 1.1?

ram it

[Graeme]

duty graeme, also with the shows its a pain for me, cars left at home, so it would mean friday night travel back home, then sat morn drive mine down there, then back sunday night, then travel all the way back down on the sunday night after ive come back, and for what?! i dont drink very often, i wouldnt of drank then, i would of had people all around who were pissed, the show is shit imo would of cost a bomb for me with all travelling lol

i see where your coming from

wasnt that botherd about missing trax as germany is only 2 weeks away :cool:

[Yates]

i see where your coming from

wasnt that botherd about missing trax as germany is only 2 weeks away :cool:

forgot you were coming to the ring, are you two going to be getting masks? few of us have, unsure why but be a laugh

got everything sorted? i still need breakdown cover but thats it

[Yates]

morning mark

[Mark51]

morning matthew

[Yates]

hows life on this beautiful day

i dont actually know what its like outside, not been out in 2 hours...

you working next sat?

[Mark51]

havnt got a clue mate, its dark and thats all i know.

yeah next fri night and sun morning why?

[Yates]

gona say pop through during the day, dannys informed me that he has drop links, new brakes and service to do before the ring, what i think he ment was i have them to do lol or at least my drive lol

seein if you fancied comin thru, get danny to pay petrol lol

[Mark51]

lol, what day?

[James]

gona say pop through during the day, dannys informed me that he has drop links, new brakes and service to do before the ring, what i think he ment was i have them to do lol or at least my drive lol

seein if you fancied comin thru, get danny to pay petrol lol

He also has a zaust to put onto his car Thursday (day we drive to ring).. nothing like leaving it to the last minute lol

Bet something goes wrong with it! especially as he's doing it lol