Warning! Do NOT shave your bum!!

[VtsTom]

Yea you read that right.

Just got back from seeing a mate in hospital.

He had to be rushed in thursday morning to server pains in his perineum (stink bridge, gooch, quiche, bifkin etc)

Turns out, his missus shaved his bum. His hair tried to grow back, he got a ingrown hair in his Perineum area which turned into a massive deep tissue abscess :n:

He had an operation friday to gouge out the puss (bluegh) he's now left with a 2" wide wound thats about 4"s deep. Has to have it stuffed full of dressing every day as its got to slowly heal from the inside out. Should take 6 months to close...

Gutted.

DO NOT SHAVE YOUR BUM!!!

[Mochachino]

FUCK thats nasty

tbh i lolled :oops:

neat trim ftw then

[AlexR]

Errr, i quite like my hairy crack how it is :D

[blusax]

pics or it didnt happen..


come to think of it maybe give thm a miss!!

[barrett]

lmbo, he will be the talk of the dr's mess!

hahaha

Tbh that doesn't just happen, he will have been in pain for a while before the abcess developed!

Definately a thread where photos are not required!

[pjm300]

Errr, i quite like my hairy crack how it is :D

me too ;)

flossing ftw :D

[Ryyy]

Ouchhh!
Jesus!
I just had the Razor in my hand then lolz

[OLLYVTS]

That sounds really nasty and painful.

[SamW]

Perfect story to go with my garlic bread:P

[Ashleyp]

reading this has really ruined my day...

[VtsTom]

Well.... the story goes that he had a sore rear end for a couple of weeks and just put it down to the possibility of having piles but never did anything about it untill wednesday night when he couldnt sleep/move because of pain, finaly had to go to A+E Thursday morning.

Quite funny seing a 6ft6 bloke in a nappy type thing full of dressings.

[ako]

dam thats sounds nasty

[vidal]

Do not look at this page.

Pilonidal sinus. (http://www.worldwidewounds.com/2003/december/Miller/Pilonidal-Sinus.html). Used to be very common in American GI's after the introduction of the Jeep. (it had metal seats and long journeys would cause pressure in the perineal area and force the hair to ingrow.)

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[adam19]

ouch poor man :(

[sampotter]

happened to one of my mates
pretty much had two holes for about 6 months
wouldnt heal so it had to be drained and plugged every week
sick stuff

[Yates]

nice pids vidal

[JC-Furio]

Hahahahaha.

Wouldn't dream of getting rid of mine, I like the little chocolate treasures that I occasionally find there.

[Mattt-VTR]

Damn that's fucking nasty lol.

[SamW]

Hahahahaha.

Wouldn't dream of getting rid of mine, I like the little chocolate treasures that I occasionally find there.

Bork ftl

[djmartin]

DUDE just NO! lol

Im just off to eat my sweet n sour aswell LOL.
fk sake cheers wish I never read this thread hahaha

[djmartin]

Hahahahaha.

Wouldn't dream of getting rid of mine, I like the little chocolate treasures that I occasionally find there.


clingon on the starbord bow starbord bow starbord bow LOL

[olee]

tbf thats pretty fucking funny.....



Hope he makes a speedy recovery though!

[vidal]

clingon on the starbord bow starbord bow starbord bow LOL

I defy anyone not to be annoyed by this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE)

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[JC-Furio]

I defy anyone not to be annoyed by this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE)

V.

I enjoyed the start lol.

[Shellz]

Lol, unlucky!

Sounds painful :P

[wilsh81]

pics or it didnt happen..


come to think of it maybe give thm a miss!!

lmfao:clapping:

[vidal]

talking about klingons on the starboard bow - would anyone be interested in Vidal's 12 inches of shame?

Took me a while to search through the collection, but here we go...

http://www.hutton-web-design.co.uk/images/DSCI0214.JPG

and

http://www.hutton-web-design.co.uk/images/DSCI0215.JPG

My name and Andorra v England half time score given.

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[Mk1VTR]

why in the name of sweet fuck did he think it would be a good idea to shave his arse in the first place??? :ponder:

[barrett130]

lmbo, he will be the talk of the dr's mess!

hahaha

Tbh that doesn't just happen, he will have been in pain for a while before the abcess developed!

Definately a thread where photos are not required!


"lmbo" haha repped

[weetz]

WTF!!!

That's sounds so bad ouch.

A hole in your gooch two inch's wide and 4 inch's deep, you could almost lose a pepsi can.

We defo don't want pics, just imagine goatse x 2.

[Sophia_Bush]

sorry dude I lold a bit at this but god down their pain everyman winces

[Matt_West_Mids]

why in the name of sweet fuck did he think it would be a good idea to shave his arse in the first place??? :ponder:

His Girl Friend did it she might of violated him in his sleep! :panic: :fcuk:

[Yates]

she can finger him as well now, well always could but thats another matter

as if he not gona try bend his knob around to stick it in there

[Andi9386]

I defy anyone not to be annoyed by this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE)

V.

WTF was that C**P vidal???

Its horriblle.

[Sammy-Boy]

That sounds nasty :D

[m20pub]

hahahha

[Steve]

Yea you read that right.

Just got back from seeing a mate in hospital.

He had to be rushed in thursday morning to server pains in his perineum (stink bridge, gooch, quiche, bifkin etc)

Turns out, his missus shaved his bum. His hair tried to grow back, he got a ingrown hair in his Perineum area which turned into a massive deep tissue abscess :n:

He had an operation friday to gouge out the puss (bluegh) he's now left with a 2" wide wound thats about 4"s deep. Has to have it stuffed full of dressing every day as its got to slowly heal from the inside out. Should take 6 months to close...

Gutted.

DO NOT SHAVE YOUR BUM!!!

thats fucking nasty that like

[LSOfreak]

hu shaves ther gooch nyway, i no people shave ther bum cheeks

[Chris_Mcfc]

The same thing has just happened to a friend of mine, he didnt shave his ass though!

But now, the hospital had advised him to keep his crack waxed so he doesn't get ingrowing hairs again!

Feel sorry for anyone that gets this. Scary really. He's been out of work now for a month too...

[GirlRacerSian]

Ouch that's gotto hurt a lot,but i've read something like that in zoo magazine before.

[spectab16]

fuck me and i thought cliosport.net was random

[Mitchell]

you gotta shave your toosh otherwise fingering yourself wont be as pleasant

and you cant pretend its a girl cos its all hairy and wirey

[alextoffie]

spose its a cheap way to have a sex change

[MikeMcDermott91]

Foooock bet thats painful. Bet he was talk of the hospital though lol

[Recovery]

this made me LOL big time! who would think so much hassle just from shaving a few ass hairs lool