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Tupps
19th September 2008, 10:55
Was downstairs making a coffee at work... Karen our receptionist was stood behind me waiting to use the kettle
I made my coffee and went to walk out - Projects manager *norman* said to me "You not gonna fill the kettle up"
I say "no" and continue to walk off (purely because it was half full, boiled and i knew Karen wanted it)
Norman says "what a f*ckin waste of space"
I grabbed him by the throat and said "you fuckin what?!?!.... say it again i fuckin dare you.... Karen wants the fucking kettle ok!! Fat Prick"
Gace him EVILS then walked upstairs.... sat at my desk now ready for the wrath
acemastr
19th September 2008, 10:56
Feel the power ;)
AdamW
19th September 2008, 10:56
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Bullshit
fossie
19th September 2008, 10:57
P45 me thinks
Peejous
19th September 2008, 10:58
Roid rage!
Matty_Mills
19th September 2008, 10:58
To be fair, what a twat. Why did he call you a waste of space??
Funnily enough, the projects manager here is the same mate.
Walking around all day with a stick up his fat arse
4shworth
19th September 2008, 10:59
was downstairs making a coffee at work... Karen our receptionist was stood behind me waiting to use the kettle
i made my coffee and went to walk out - projects manager *norman* said to me "you not gonna fill the kettle up"
i say "no" and continue to walk off (purely because it was half full, boiled and i knew karen wanted it)
norman says "what a f*ckin waste of space"
i grabbed him by the throat and said "you fuckin what?!?!.... Say it again i fuckin dare you.... Karen wants the fucking kettle ok!! Fat prick"
gace him evils then walked upstairs.... Sat at my desk now ready for the wrath
hardman..
acemastr
19th September 2008, 10:59
I work in the IT dept... everyone knows if they piss me off i re-route every call int he company to their phone or plant some porn on their pc the precise moment the boss walks in ;)
AdamW
19th September 2008, 11:00
He was probably having a laugh......I take the piss out of most people here and have a laugh.
If he said it in an aggresive tone then I would of taken it serious....wouldnt of grabbed him round the throat and cleared my desk.
Definate sackable offence
Tupps
19th September 2008, 11:01
No this fella has a serious attitude all the time
Ask him a simple question and it's a prick muncher sarcastic reply every single time
DJDannyB
19th September 2008, 11:02
Fired!
Sounds like a right prick
Tupps
19th September 2008, 11:03
He's called me an ignorant cunt before just for not filling the kettle up aswell
Asked him simple electric loadings and he calls you stupid
Genuine 100% fucktard he is
laura_g
19th September 2008, 11:03
haha nice one he needed to be told but unfortunately i dont think you will have your job for much longer
Recovery
19th September 2008, 11:04
ive often got a bit hot headed wih supervisors where i work, talking down to me and taking the piss in front of customers so it makes me look like a prick, never took violent action though as i would probably lose my job.. dont blame you tbh mate
fossie
19th September 2008, 11:04
Dole queue for Tupps
Tupps
19th September 2008, 11:04
Fired!
They'd go under tbh
nazz1
19th September 2008, 11:06
fair enough, sounds like a right prick
briefing him up and let him know the score - good man
Amiee
19th September 2008, 11:07
Roid rage!
Lols..
Opps did you get out of the wrong side of the bed today :P
Trice
19th September 2008, 11:07
Someone got out of the wrong side of the bed?
leeroybrown
19th September 2008, 11:07
Yep I'll get on to Jobcentre plus now
See what they have going for you
Must be the ROID RAGE....:}
Trice
19th September 2008, 11:08
Lols..
Opps did you get out of the wrong side of the bed today :P
Ahhhhhhh. You beat me
fossie
19th September 2008, 11:10
Tupps = Employment FAIL
Slammed_Posi_Vtr
19th September 2008, 11:12
2.45 pm *tupps at desk* excuse me sir, we'd like you to come with us *said pc plod*
Slammed_Posi_Vtr
19th September 2008, 11:14
*norman laughing manically in corner*
seat-craig
19th September 2008, 11:17
your in trouble
Proffitt
19th September 2008, 11:18
hahaha someone has to tell these pricks some day or they will keep doing it...well done imo :y:
Slammed_Posi_Vtr
19th September 2008, 11:18
ah well, at least prison will help you with your fitness regieme *sp
Sophia_Bush
19th September 2008, 11:24
ooops indeed tuptup
Danr
19th September 2008, 11:37
man that's a nightmare. Hate it when people are cunts to you at work. Used to get close to fights with our old I.T bloke. "Fuck off you stupid fat cunt" came up a fair few times and had to have a chat with the director.
You could be facing strict disciplinary.
Mitchell
19th September 2008, 11:40
pics of karen?
grantlowery
19th September 2008, 11:42
pics of karen?
lol...
Tupps
19th September 2008, 11:49
Karen is LARGE
Norman is an annoying prick - No grudges though
I'll send him the link to Leeroy's "please be my friend no grudges" thread
Paul
19th September 2008, 11:55
Hahaha. Love it.
If worst comes to worst you coulld denie everything, If karen likes you get her to say she didn't see anything lol.
Tupps
19th September 2008, 12:01
Karen also hates norman
Surely it's got to be a form of bullying him calling me these things all the time?
"ignorant cunt" and a "waste of space"
There's been other times when he's tried to put people down in the office, thinks he's top dog when really he's working under me
Paul
19th September 2008, 12:03
You should get together with all the noman-haterz and have a word with the gaffa about him :y:
danzman1991
19th September 2008, 12:03
Oh.Dear.
Tupps
19th September 2008, 12:04
It's fine i think !
Norman just rang me about a drawing... seemed fine with me
Maybe he's realised he was being a cunt?
Elliott
19th September 2008, 12:04
He sounds like a knob.
With a name like norman he probz is......Norman the nob.
Elliott
19th September 2008, 12:05
It's fine i think !
Norman just rang me about a drawing... seemed fine with me
Maybe he's realised he was being a cunt?
Probs.
And plus you grabbed him he may have now realised not to try bullying you.
laura_g
19th September 2008, 12:06
Karen also hates norman
Surely it's got to be a form of bullying him calling me these things all the time?
"ignorant cunt" and a "waste of space"
There's been other times when he's tried to put people down in the office, thinks he's top dog when really he's working under me
just take a note of everything this norman says to you and karen that isnt very constructive then arrange a meeting to with the boss and say look im not happy with what norman is saying, hopefully norman will be disaplined (sp) accordingly then
betty02
19th September 2008, 12:06
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Bullshit
im crying with laughter!
Tupps
19th September 2008, 12:08
Probs.
And plus you grabbed him he may have now realised not to try bullying you.
the other project manager used to be funny aswell
till i started shouting back at him
he's mint now
Clouds_mate
19th September 2008, 12:09
Tupps gets bullied by a 95 year old man who wears nappies, Norman is his name.
Danr
19th September 2008, 12:09
Norman just rang me about a drawing... seemed fine with me
Said drawing???
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d193/danredmond/norman.jpg
djrem
19th September 2008, 12:10
lolololololololololololol
Offices are shit.
Karl
19th September 2008, 12:14
Get Inspector Peej to dish some dirt on him...
Mitchell
19th September 2008, 12:14
Said drawing???
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d193/danredmond/norman.jpg
he has crab hands?
Tupps
19th September 2008, 12:15
lolololololololololololol
Offices are shit.
Especially if there's no birds to oogle at
Leedo
19th September 2008, 14:18
well done tupps my old manager was the same but all i dont was say fu*k off and hello to my p45 lol but i agree there stuck up themselves
Tupps
19th September 2008, 14:18
This place gets me so mad
Paul
19th September 2008, 14:21
Do you work out?
Danr
19th September 2008, 14:22
This place gets me so mad
calm down tuppence...
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