Fugly girls whoring themselves out

[Lauraaaa]

Just got back from being out on the piss with my boyfriend . oh my f***king god been out in amesbury most dont know where that is but i was sat chilling with a few drinks and i noticed bout 10 fugly sl*ts whoring themselves out on the dance floor i had to stop pissing my self laughing lol well annoying to watch but funny too xxx ranting over i think :oops: lol

[Prickle]

threads useless without pictures lol

[Ste-88]

They need a way to get a free kebab after ... with GARLIC!

[Lauraaaa]

lol wud of took pictures but they were a little too big to fit into the screen of my camera phone sorry !!!! yeah saw some of them waiting for taxi's with their victims hmmm nice NOT !!! sorry x

[KamRacing]

threads useless without pictures lol

riiiiiiiight so you like looking at pics of munters?

[trcygrdn]

Lol! I know what you mean chick......they probably thought they were well sexy! Hehehe...bless 'em! :homme:

[Lauraaaa]

ha well who knows just was sayin what i saw thats all sorry if it has offended anyone i really am :( x

[Lauraaaa]

Lol! I know what you mean chick......they probably thought they were well sexy! Hehehe...bless 'em! :homme:

yeah i know thats all i thought was funny just sat watching them make fools out of themselves x

[smiith]

slags are a poor mans best friend, dont even need to buy em a drink and uv pulled, just pretend like youll buy em a pizza, then when you get to pizza shop "ooooohhh no iv lost my last £10"

so the munter buys the food, gets you a taxi home, you get to the house "shit my mums home, you cant stay tonight"

and make sure you lock the door behind you :A:

[Pat_Vts]

slags are a poor mans best friend, dont even need to buy em a drink and uv pulled, just pretend like youll buy em a pizza, then when you get to pizza shop "ooooohhh no iv lost my last £10"

so the munter buys the food, gets you a taxi home, you get to the house "shit my mums home, you cant stay tonight"

and make sure you lock the door behind you :A:

nice plan:y:

[Marshy]

Ive just got in myself from a night out, far too many skets about... But as you say - funny to watch though!

[betty02]

Just got back from being out on the piss with my boyfriend . oh my f***king god been out in amesbury most dont know where that is but i was sat chilling with a few drinks and i noticed bout 10 fugly sl*ts whoring themselves out on the dance floor i had to stop pissing my self laughing lol well annoying to watch but funny too xxx ranting over i think :oops: lol


Haha love people like this just love dancing with them such a laugh was doing it tonight even funnier as I'm not alloys to drink and being sober in a club so funny!

[Anushka101]

lol and they like to moan about "oh these barbie doll looking bitch was giving me the evils all night! i swear im about to sit on her skinny ass" :D yes personal experience with munters :D more cushion for the pushing FTW. thats all. x

[Saxotim]

ahaha just got in from nite out in leeds. always find the big dirty slags amusin to watch.

[vidal]

Vidal's tales of horror.

Many, many years ago V and his friends used to put £10 each in the pot for "pull a pig" - winner was the one who had pulled the ugliest girl in the club. Only rule was that the prize money could only be won upon completion (or as much as was humanly possible) of a sex act which then needed to be interupted by the others.

My "friend" was on course for winning a rather substantial pot, no winners for 2 weeks, almost £200 (a not insignificant sum in the 1980s) - he had pulled a girl with thinning hair, a lazy eye and skin like a relief map of the alps. When he explained he wanted to make the beast with two backs in the toilets she exclaimed that the painters were in so a nosh off would have to suffice. We all piled in just before a satisfactory conclusion and showered them both with beer - I would like warn others that boss-eyed balding girls with acne may have a powerful bite reflex. Also seven hours in A&E with several doctors having to stitch his cock up was not the best end to an evening. He did get the cash though.

I would also like it to be put on record that when I pulled her the next week I declined her oral pleasures but failed to go down on her when I caught sight of skidmarks not unlike those on Heathrow 27L.

V.

[kenny]

Vidal's tales of horror.

Many, many years ago V and his friends used to put £10 each in the pot for "pull a pig" - winner was the one who had pulled the ugliest girl in the club. Only rule was that the prize money could only be won upon completion (or as much as was humanly possible) of a sex act which then needed to be interupted by the others.

My "friend" was on course for winning a rather substantial pot, no winners for 2 weeks, almost £200 (a not insignificant sum in the 1980s) - he had pulled a girl with thinning hair, a lazy eye and skin like a relief map of the alps. When he explained he wanted to make the beast with two backs in the toilets she exclaimed that the painters were in so a nosh off would have to suffice. We all piled in just before a satisfactory conclusion and showered them both with beer - I would like warn others that boss-eyed balding girls with acne may have a powerful bite reflex. Also seven hours in A&E with several doctors having to stitch his cock up was not the best end to an evening. He did get the cash though.

I would also like it to be put on record that when I pulled her the next week I declined her oral pleasures but failed to go down on her when I caught sight of skidmarks not unlike those on Heathrow 27L.

V.


hahaha that is class V. me and a few mates have done the same sorta thing with a pull a pig pot. some of the munters my pal has went home with have been unbeleivable.

[acemastr]

Tis like a moped... fun but you don't want your mates to find out.

[Tupps]

pmsl @ vids story

Did she look like my avatar?

[craig180]

V is back on form! Velcome back Mr. Vidal :clapping:

Smith - you've obviously had too much practice

Laura - after 6 pints of "I'm hard for a 15 year old in my school trousers with white socks and shoes that are 4 sizes too big for me to make me look bigger than I am" most kids will sleep with anything. Even munters

[JimoVTR]

Iv had a few.... :ill:

[3cott]

any hole is a goal

[Leedo]

v's story was the nuts lol pmsl.

[Prickle]

riiiiiiiight so you like looking at pics of munters?

nah lol

[Lauraaaa]

Laura - after 6 pints of "I'm hard for a 15 year old in my school trousers with white socks and shoes that are 4 sizes too big for me to make me look bigger than I am" most kids will sleep with anything. Even munters[/QUOTE]

i know lol those people were definately there too was funny as fuck to watch though :) x

[Recovery]

any hole is a goal

except a manhole

[Lauraaaa]

lol i still think back on it and laugh :) x

[smiith]

V is back on form! Velcome back Mr. Vidal :clapping:

Smith - you've obviously had too much practice

Laura - after 6 pints of "I'm hard for a 15 year old in my school trousers with white socks and shoes that are 4 sizes too big for me to make me look bigger than I am" most kids will sleep with anything. Even munters

Just because you cant work out how to get free food and a taxi home ;)

wait till christmas, il be the one not spending at the partaaay

[Sophia_Bush]

Vidal's tales of horror.

Many, many years ago V and his friends used to put £10 each in the pot for "pull a pig" - winner was the one who had pulled the ugliest girl in the club. Only rule was that the prize money could only be won upon completion (or as much as was humanly possible) of a sex act which then needed to be interupted by the others.

My "friend" was on course for winning a rather substantial pot, no winners for 2 weeks, almost £200 (a not insignificant sum in the 1980s) - he had pulled a girl with thinning hair, a lazy eye and skin like a relief map of the alps. When he explained he wanted to make the beast with two backs in the toilets she exclaimed that the painters were in so a nosh off would have to suffice. We all piled in just before a satisfactory conclusion and showered them both with beer - I would like warn others that boss-eyed balding girls with acne may have a powerful bite reflex. Also seven hours in A&E with several doctors having to stitch his cock up was not the best end to an evening. He did get the cash though.

I would also like it to be put on record that when I pulled her the next week I declined her oral pleasures but failed to go down on her when I caught sight of skidmarks not unlike those on Heathrow 27L.

V.


my god you legend

[Ryyy]

"Whoring themselves out"
WTF

[Lauraaaa]

"Whoring themselves out"
WTF

yeah like ugly girls getting all slutty trying to be something their not lol x

[Prickle]

unlucky to be them whores lol

[Shellz]

Lol, lovely classy girls! :P

[Lauraaaa]

Lol, lovely classy girls! :P

lol i know its bad x

[VTR-Chris]

im based near amesbury.. never been on a night out but i always go the pizza hut by stonehenge lol

[Lauraaaa]

well if you want a night full of ugly girls then thats the place for you lol
its not a pretty sight x

[Sophia_Bush]

been there got confused, one tried to chat me up with the why are you tired line and I was like "huh" and she was "you was thinking about me all night" I at that point said sorry i need another drink and walked off