What is your job then?

[Mattt-VTR]

Was just thinking to myself, i wonder what all the saxp bums do as a job, so as the question says, what is your job?

:D

[alanrichie]

administrator in a solicitors


sh1t pay:(

[Peejous]

we get one of these threads every month.

Unfortunatly my job doesnt change im still a terrorist.

[Mattt-VTR]

we get one of these threads every month.

Unfortunatly my job doesnt change im still a terrorist.

Not according to mr. search :P

[Tupps]

Design / Projects Manager

aka - Sax-p Bum

[MarkyG]

I'm still a lame bowling lane technician trying to get myself self-employed in computing. The bowl stops you from having a social life :(

[Clouds_mate]

I moderate the forums. The salary isnt great but it pays for 7 holidays a year, 3 cars and a 5 bedroom house.











None of the above is true.

[Raz]

Sole Recruitment Officer for a Security Company

[Sammy]

NDT Inspector

[EckMcMann]

I work for HBOS..... Soon to be Loyds Halifax.

[GabbaKid]

I am a bum.

[fast-boy]

work as btcc number 2 mechanic at weekends and my main job is to build and prep race cars for customers.

[nazz1]

Do i.t/admin in the army

money gets me what I want

[bridgesvtr90]

unemployed for the next month or two :(

[Saxotim]

unemployed.
got an interview today at half 2 for an apprenticeship at nestle though

[Mattt-VTR]

unemployed.
got an interview today at half 2 for an apprenticeship at nestle though

Good luck mate, doing what?

[Yates]

Sole Recruitment Officer for a Security Company

thats the posh name, in other words your a secutary of some kind

im a proffesional race driver

[SAJosh]

unemployed.
got an interview today at half 2 for an apprenticeship at nestle though

Freebie food!

me = Trainee IT tech / "new post" button abuser

[Saxotim]

Good luck mate, doing what?

cheeerss
engineering. :afro:

the letter they sent me said something about maintenance engineer

[Raz]

thats the posh name, in other words your a secutary of some kind

im a proffesional race driver
its a posh name as that what my job title was given to me....

Im the only one who does the recruitment for the whole of the UK for the company i work for...if im a secretary of some sort...does that mean i can wear that short skirt you gave me other week? ;)

[VTR-Chris]

army

infantry soldier

[kyle_0790]

me i bum... jus finished 6th form u see...:bored:

[bridgesvtr90]

unemployed for the next month or two :(

ideas for a short term job anyone?

[vidal]

Fluffer for lesbian "educational and artistic" films.

V.

Actually in healthcare management, not as much clinical work as I would like, but I am ruthless with my clipboard.

[Mattt-VTR]

army

infantry soldier

Fairplay to you, what regiment?

[VTR-Chris]

Do i.t/admin in the army

money gets me what I want

so ur in the AGC as a clerk? :homme:

[Luke]

Accounts Co-ordinator.

[VTR-Chris]

Fairplay to you, what regiment?

2nd battalion royal welsh

[Mattt-VTR]

2nd battalion royal welsh

Good lad, leave the paper pushing to the wussy's!

You in your training, or you done any tours yet?

[markymark1987]

planning engineer for construction company

[Raz]

Good lad, leave the paper pushing to the wussy's!

You in your training, or you done any tours yet?
he mention Iraq in spider thread...wont do training there! :P

[VTR-Chris]

Good lad, leave the paper pushing to the wussy's!

You in your training, or you done any tours yet?

no mate finished my training in apri last year, then went to iraq in may til december

[Ruddy]

I am a Blacksmith

[Amiee]

I am a SIPP Administrator and training Independant Financial Advisor / Trainee accountant all rolled into one PoW!

[Mattt-VTR]

no mate finished my training in apri last year, then went to iraq in may til december

Wow got deployed quick then, thinking off joining royal marines next year, either way a life in the armed forces for me, got a lot of respect serving in the armed forces though, so good on ya mate!! :y:

[Matty_Mills]

I'm a quantity surveyor.
not a bad company but pay could be better!!!!!

[davidandrews5343]

Chef in a cafe

[Connor_scotland]

Im a Change Manager for a computer company

Gets me what i want lol money an minge

[Mattt-VTR]

Im a Change Manager for a computer company

Gets me what i want lol money an minge

Lmao money and minge!

[betty02]

Secondary School IT Technician

[Matty_Mills]

Secondary School IT Technician

again... money and minge...

[VTSarah]

Medical Administrator for the Suffolk Mental Health Department of Psychiatry

[xxxvickxxx]

sales assistant at matalan

[Bmth_Bunny]

Dont have a job at college

[Jay_Saxo]

Im an abnormal loads coordinator/Business Development Manager in a Motorway Maintenance/TM Company over here in sunny N.I.

[Mattt-VTR]

Dont have a job at college

That's no excuse lol! :p

[Siders77]

I work on cruise ships that are being re-fitted. We fit the kitchens, food serving areas and fridges with stainless steel. Good job, good money and get to travel the world :D

[Elliott]

Retails assistant until i finish my course at college.
Then a I.T job hopefully

[SAXOSi]

Owner of SHUniforms.co.uk things are very quiet atm everyone is holding onto there pennies and making uniform last that little bit longer :(

I also work behind the bar at a pub in town. Which is great as its completely different to my own job as I have no responsibilities and I get paid every week haha

[SAXOSi]

Owner of SHUniforms.co.uk things are very quiet atm everyone is holding onto there pennies and making uniform last that little bit longer :(

I also work behind the bar at a pub in town. Which is great as its completely different to my own job as I have no responsibilities and I get paid every week haha

[minxymears]

Full Time Student baby.... with part time work as a checkout whore at Tesco

[HayleyVts]

care nurse = rewarding + easy :)

[MattWilliams]

Apprentice Engineer at Cummins Power Generation

[Leedo]

student doing sport :) and part time lenham storage.

[hellonpluto]

IT Support...currently Senior Network Technician

[HayleyVts]

army

infantry soldier

........:y:

[Gordi]

Im an architectural technician :o)

[hellonpluto]

Secondary School IT Technician

I worked in the IT department at a college...it rocked because the talent was legal :y:

[trcygrdn]

Intensive care nurse....good job but shite pay....
xx

[Mattt-VTR]

Intensive care nurse....good job but shite pay....
xx

Agree with that.

[Foggy]

Electro mechanical engineer for a high security company... And professional web surfer! :P

Have to work between surfing at some point!

[Ocego_VTR]

college student ftl

[Raz]

Electro mechanical engineer for a high security company... And professional web surfer! :P

Have to work between surfing at some point!
What Security Company Foggy?

VSG? G4S? Chubb? Advance? Stealth? Sabrewatch? Lodge Service?

[Danr]

I am working as a waitress
In a cocktail bar
When I met you
I picked you out.....

[Foggy]

What Security Company Foggy?

VSG? G4S? Chubb? Advance? Stealth? Sabrewatch? Lodge Service?

I could tell you, but I would have to kill you afterwards! :P

Mostly G4S and Loomis, but others as well....

[Jojobunbun]

i'm a beautician aka beauty terrorist.. let me wax your vag :)

hence why its the best job eveerrr! but i'm off sick today :(

[eoey]

call centre manager hate every single second and feel worthless tbh

[Raz]

I could tell you, but I would have to kill you afterwards! :P

Mostly G4S and Loomis, but others as well....
G4S is 20mins away from me...was going to see about a job there in Admin...but got a job (where i am now) and was local :P

[Mattt-VTR]

i'm a beautician aka beauty terrorist.. let me wax your vag :)

hence why its the best job eveerrr! but i'm off sick today :(

Lol waxing hairy french minge, larrvvli!! :P

[vtrjay]

I only have too work 2 days saturday and sunday and get 900 a month for fitting computers and desks etc into a big insurance company called royal london!!!! :)

[VTR-Chris]

Wow got deployed quick then, thinking off joining royal marines next year, either way a life in the armed forces for me, got a lot of respect serving in the armed forces though, so good on ya mate!! :y:

ye i arrived in battalion just before they were about to deploy

and cheers.

[Jojobunbun]

Lol waxing hairy french minge, larrvvli!! :P

i hate waxing actually! so i fob all them off on my colleauges.. like i'll swap ya this bikini wax for your full body massage!! works both ways, they hate massage, i hate waxing, happydays!!

but yes...shit money, no prospects, best to go and open your own salon!

[gazwhittle]

apprentice mechanic :D level 2

[vtrjay]

I also have a date too go in the Royal air force and its the end of febuary!!!! cant wait too see the world and get paid for it :)

[Mattt-VTR]

i hate waxing actually! so i fob all them off on my colleauges.. like i'll swap ya this bikini wax for your full body massage!! works both ways, they hate massage, i hate waxing, happydays!!

but yes...shit money, no prospects, best to go and open your own salon!

Goes in your favour if you get a hottie too (sorry matt :p)

[kristel10589]

administrator in a solicitors


sh1t pay:(

I need a solicitor, where is the company based?

[Jojobunbun]

Goes in your favour if you get a hottie too (sorry matt :p)

haha! i have only had one hot customer since i've worked there but got no tippage!! got £20 tip off this big fat builder for a massage, literally we just talked the wholllllee time, hardly much massage, he rocked! thats the perks of the job, the occassional tip! guess u dont get that at ur work matt!

[Mieran]

I'm a full time student studying 2 courses and also do 30 hours of night shift in Sainsburys.

[phillyh]

massage with happy endings?

[The_Notorious_C_A_T]

Field engineer offshore inspection, and also a financial consultant.

Word

[Jojobunbun]

massage with happy endings?

sorry? x

[Mattt-VTR]

haha! i have only had one hot customer since i've worked there but got no tippage!! got £20 tip off this big fat builder for a massage, literally we just talked the wholllllee time, hardly much massage, he rocked! thats the perks of the job, the occassional tip! guess u dont get that at ur work matt!

Oh its better than working at maccy d's jo lol!! That is probably what he wanted, just a chat! It's like women hairdressers, where my mum goes i swear she comes back looking the same, and she pays like £40! I said to her you pay for the girly chat and coffee not the hair-do!

Yeah i tend to get a cup in my face, or a nice gobful of spit, so there are no tip's for me lol!!

[rowza]

unemployed and really need a job/student

[Jaytee]

i work as a duty manager/supervisor for somerfield but work in one of the petrol stations the job is a piece of pish. Just wish i got paid more.

[phillyh]

sorry? x

LOL nevermind :p:oops:

[alex19]

I'm actaully looking for my first job now :(

Tesco rejected me lmao, non of the others like JTF, Iceland etc haven't got back to me so.

If anyone knows any jobs goin in warrington or anything that I could get doin afew days a week, I'd bloody appreciate it lol.

[Slammed_Posi_Vtr]

Trainee Quantity Surveyor,

Intresting stuff, great pay, and browse sax-p all day.

luv it :D

[Adamski]

Web Developer

[kristel10589]

I was employed full time over 2 different jobs but 1 of them illegally sacked me, giving no reson other than they're bringing in contractors instead!! So now i have 1 part time job and the other is suing my former employer :D

[Jojobunbun]

LOL nevermind :p:oops:

are u referring that i give extras with massage?? how did u know...

yeh i think he did just wanna chat! telling me about his missus and how i should go out with an 'older man' :p!! some are just pure freaky, like one the other day i swear he was outter your place matt! he looked like gary glitter..... i was scareded! x

[Mattt-VTR]

are u referring that i give extras with massage?? how did u know...

yeh i think he did just wanna chat! telling me about his missus and how i should go out with an 'older man' :p!! some are just pure freaky, like one the other day i swear he was outter your place matt! he looked like gary glitter..... i was scareded! x

Lmao, you poor thing, that's the downside to your job, even if they are ugly, fat, sweaty, and greasy you still have to do it lol.

[Shellz]

Nursery Nurse. :)

[Danr]

I need a solicitor, where is the company based?

if you need a good one i can put you in touch with a couple?

[AshC]

Im a plumber, im only 19 and hate it already lol, wouldnt mind a different plumbing job in yorkshire anyone ;) ;) lol

[pjm300]

government pharmaceutical project engineer

[SAXOSi]

government pharmaceutical project engineer

I presume you've got that written down somewhere to remind you, as you dont actually do any work

[dynebaruk]

Studying computer forensics in uni.

Working part time in a newsagents to keep my shed of a car going.

[pjm300]

I presume you've got that written down somewhere to remind you, as you dont actually do any work

yup, its on a post it attached to one of my monitors :y:

[L33h]

Windscreen fitter n i love it

go in for 9, load up the van. drive to scottland or the lake district and fit some windows. have a pint on the way back and go home. great :D

[Berg]

fork lift/reach truck driver

could be promoted to supervisor soon, loads more money but shit job so might not except

[Matt67]

Tesco checkout whore/ Trainee mechanic

[kristel10589]

if you need a good one i can put you in touch with a couple?

yes please :D Need to specialize in employment law and be able to attend tribunal hearings in the Hampshire area :y:

[STunique]

Chicken chaser lol

Nar im a car Sprayer not obvisous like:)

[MrHouston]

Part time chef

Looking for a new job though.

[Recovery]

im a personal trainer and massage therapist at a local gym

[acemastr]

IT Administrator :D

[Jojobunbun]

im a personal trainer and massage therapist at a local gym

woopwoop another massage therapist! i am no longer alone :)!

[saintsfan]

im a qualified level 3 mechanic, now studying motorsport mechanics

[Sophie123]

Im at uni, in my last year of an Accounting and Finance degree.
2 part time jobs, a receptionist and a bar person =]

[rosco27]

Software Licensing Sales - Senior Account Manager

[Craddock]

Web Deeesigner.

[VTSarah]

Medical Administrator for the Suffolk Mental Health Department of Psychiatry


I also work for Javelin Trackdays :)

[Prickle]

it aint a job but i go to college, learning computers etc

[Recovery]

woopwoop another massage therapist! i am no longer alone :)!

wooo lol its great! what stuff do you do?

[Mochachino]

waiter, saving up to move to spain :)

[fossie]

Im a Pig

[Raz]

Im a Pig
we know your fat fossie...whats your job description ;)

i know your a po-po

[fossie]

we know your fat fossie...whats your job description ;)

i know your a po-po

The milky bar kid is strong and tough but only the best is good enough, the milkiest milk the whitest bar, the good taste thats in milky bar..................

Right back at ya lol

[Japman]

full time dealer

[Mattt-VTR]

full time dealer

in what....?

[Japman]

lol joking,im a full time bum now

worked flat out since i was 15 pritty much,do now having time off and chilling

[fossie]

Drugs - respect

[Petey1991]

bum... student hoping to get grades for a milkman

[Jimmy-Boy]

Life guard / student studding to be an electrician :y:

[darkslag72]

aprentice agricultural technician. also im a farmer at weekends. im pretty much flat out 7 days a week, especially with all the ploughing matches this time of year. tomorrow night i gota move a tractor and drill form dover to our yard, wich is gonna take like 3 to 4 hours lol, yay me.

[Tanya-VTR]

Customer Service Administrator for a sofa manufacturer.

Got made redundant on Monday though :(

[Mr_X]

internet based paedophile

[joemcevoy]

Civil service ICT Technitian. Also a student but on placement this year. Fun fun

[Mochachino]

internet based paedophile


i pretend to be a little girl on forumz 2 catch you yar!

[Jazz]

Customer Service Advisor at Abbey Bank (started today lol) and University Student.

[darkslag72]

the amount of people on here with IT related jobs! lol i serioulsy could not do those jobs. i need to be outside man lol.

[snottybadger]

I'm fairly shit with computers TBH! Defo couldn't work with one, struggle to switch it on!

I'm a fabricator, working at M Sport building the WRC Focus shells.

[saxowebby]

traffic management operative on the m5 and m50.


i am the one who causes all the traffic jams


muahahahaha

[liamk15]

I operate a paedophile ring

[martyn_roddie]

am a bus mechanic with stagecoach what a job cant beat it

[Mattt-VTR]

I operate a paedophile ring

Not funny tbh.

[liamk15]

Not funny tbh.

im glad you have an opinion.

[3cott]

forklift truck driver

[Jackman]

I pack Parachutes.

[bluearmy]

i'm a fabricator welder with 23 years experiance, probably done it longer than some of you been alive

[kenny]

i work at a golf resort :y:

good pay and great prospects of moving abroad to work at another resort that they operate. as they have loads in canada and the U.S and all over europe :y:

[Jacko]

financial management....for the government...its pretty comlicated to explain....but not to actually do...

[frenchcarlover]

im an apprentice mechanic working for the council

[Mattt-VTR]

Is anyone a porn star?

[Jojobunbun]

Is anyone a porn star?

i think rem made a prono!

[bullit]

i am a prostitute

[Marcos]

apprentice plumber and applying for a job in dominos pizza as bit extra delivery driver:P

[Andy_K]

Geotechnical and geo-environmental engineer.

Sounds complicated - is actually a piece of piss

[DevilDamo]

I'm an Architectural Technician.

[badasssaxo]

im a plasterer its seriously hard work but you earn shed loads of money although i am now employed by a firm but still get a very tidy salary plus hol pay, go me.

[chriswoodward]

Mumbai and Wall Street stock markets clerk @ J.P Morgan start tomorrow!!

[Mr_X]

Is anyone a porn star?

WTF happened to that guy who was guna do that gay shoot for £800?

[Woody91]

Karting Marshal

[Dan-Subtle]

Accountant, im not boring though like most accountants.

[Prickle]

WTF happened to that guy who was guna do that gay shoot for £800?

i wonder myself, maybe he's dating a gay lol, ijoke

[Steveo-vts]

Accountant, im not boring though like most accountants.

Me 2 ;)

well im still training

[furiomike]

computer operator/space track analyst at an RAF ballistic missile early warning radar station. money :y:

[SaxoJamie]

I push trollies at the co-op :S Want to be mechanic though so I'm back at college

[Jackman]

I want to get a trade.

I love my job, but the money isn't all there.

I just duno what i want to do yet lol.

[alex19]

Working part time in a newsagents to keep my shed of a car going.

Ah, the classic. Buy a car to drive to work, drive to work to buy a car.

It's awesome:oops:

[leah]

newly qualified as a nurse - job hunting!

Kenny - you work at the Bay?

[Payney]

Fork Lift Truck driver.

[saxdazo]

shopfitting foreman

[Hodgins91]

Student :(

[PhoenixSaxo]

Stage 3 Apprentice Electrian :)

[toms_vtr]

Im a giggalo lol
only joking i work at mcdonalds haha
i get 5.95 a hour tho

[DJDannyB]

McDonalds...... and i hate it!

Need a job so bad, no-one wants me though :(

[Chr15]

Just finished an NVQ3 in Landscaping and now gonna do a degree in it.

[MrG]

Student in the day, Mortgage advisor at night.

[adam19]

carpet fitter :panic: :panic:

its a job and pays my way :y: so its good for me :y:

[JC-Furio]

Student by monday, tuesday and wednesday... Alcoholic/Bum thursday, friday, saturday and sunday.

Boo-ya

[steviet]

alarm engineer and training to be a locksmith just now aswell

[Predator_R32]

Student bum

part time at ASDA, da darr da da darrda da

studying plumbing and gas at college though

[Mattt-VTR]

carpet fitter :panic: :panic:

its a job and pays my way :y: so its good for me :y:

Tell you what, it's like a form of art fitting carpet tbf lol, i think its wicked how a big piece of carpet is fitted into a room with all different lengths and stuff, lol, does that sound weird?

[acemastr]

Im at uni, in my last year of an Accounting and Finance degree.
2 part time jobs, a receptionist and a bar person =]


Oh dear... a beancounter! :O

[matt_vtr_15]

Trainee Architectural Technologist

Work Monday,Tuesday,Thursday & Friday and get paid to go college on the wednesday...

Its good craic and i am on my last year now until i get my qualifications...bonus

Pay is not amazing yet as i am an apprentice, but when i am qualified will shoot up a fair bit

[Mattt-VTR]

Trainee Architectural Technologist

Work Monday,Tuesday,Thursday & Friday and get paid to go college on the wednesday...

Its good craic and i am on my last year now until i get my qualifications...bonus

Pay is not amazing yet as i am an apprentice, but when i am qualified will shoot up a fair bit

Oh you boffin!

[Jojobunbun]

Oh you boffin!


maffoo sez hez gonna build me houz wan dai...

wiv beautee room n evefingz

[djrem]

djing. website building.

but generally live off of the family estate.

its lust.

Rem Hilton.

[darkslag72]

Trainee Architectural Technologist

Work Monday,Tuesday,Thursday & Friday and get paid to go college on the wednesday...

Its good craic and i am on my last year now until i get my qualifications...bonus

Pay is not amazing yet as i am an apprentice, but when i am qualified will shoot up a fair bit

who your work for?

[matt_vtr_15]

darkslag~ i work for cox freeman limited

[DomVTR]

im a Assistant Manager/Supervisor for Costa Coffee woop woop go me on my 10k a year oh life does suck

[Chris]

Senior Trust Officer for the largest Investment Bank on the world.

I work in the tallest building in the UK.

Chris :)

[kenny]

newly qualified as a nurse - job hunting!

Kenny - you work at the Bay?



yeah i do :y:

[Add91289]

Apprentice welder/ fabricaror. its wank pay and shit hours

[bluearmy]

Apprentice welder/ fabricaror. its wank pay and shit hours

get out of it man while your still young. I've done it 23 fecking years, dam good at it but starting to hate it a bit now lol, engineering is pants and going no where

[5AMBO]

CAD tecnician

[adam19]

lol doesnt sound weird- but yeah is some form of art- :P

[furiomike]

im a Assistant Manager/Supervisor for Costa Coffee woop woop go me on my 10k a year oh life does suck
i love how these big name high street stores etc pay so damn poor, especially managers pay. terrible really.

[Saxotim]

change to job.

im now an apprentice maintenance engineer.
day release at college.

[holman]

trampoline instructer/ sailing instructer. :) trampoline pay is awesome, sailing is meh ok.

[Rocko]

Electrician (in training)

If you power goes off or your lights are fucked, I fix'em :zainy:

[Saxo_Sweety]

Working for Britannia in Customer Services

[kornlover30]

I'm the tooth fairy! Only at the weekends, but then im called Judith



Im a Mechanic, specialize in Peugeot/Citroen! Love my job, wouldnt change it for the world!

[Pat_Vts]

royal mail

[grantlowery]

Im a network engineer for an IT company.

Or as some like to call it Cisco Disco.....Nerdz.

[Ryyy]

Industrial Worker is a posh name for mine!
£218 a week though..Not bad

[Ruddy]

I thought you were a part time pimp full time playa Grant?

Flickin switches an hittin' bitches?

[Sam]

Electrical Control and Instrumentation (EC&I) Apprentice at a power station! and i never got me pay rise so im P**SED off with the job!

[Predator_R32]

im also a part time sax-p moderator :) :p

[grantlowery]

I thought you were a part time pimp full time playa Grant?

Flickin switches an hittin' bitches?

Thats what we call it on the inside Ruddeh.

[A7X_KK]

I work for Eurotherm,PCB assembler.

[Arr0nUK]

Im a panel beater and paint sprayer which comes in handly when modifing cars :D