Viper-Fail

[Simo]

I've not had chance to look through my Ring trip photos properly yet, but I wanted to get some shots up of Vipers FAIL moment (or one of his moments anyway :P )

After travelling approx. 600 miles or more, a group of us pulled in at a service station in Belgium. After a quick toilet stop, etc we set off for our final 90 mile run to the ferry.

Viper decided to be 'cool' and beat us out of the service station, so whilst we all reversed out carefully, Viper decided to mount the kerb in his diesel-weapon :P

Moments later all of us were literally rolling around the car park near wetting ourselves as we heard Vipers exhaust shear off from the downpipe all of the way back!

We only had about twenty minutes of spare time before having to leave for the ferry, so a quick bodge job was needed :P Viper had to drive all of the way to the port with full-on v8 sound effects :P

Looking back at these pics still makes me LOL. I guess you had to be there :P FOr those that were... I bet you really do LOL too ;)

Video added for extra effect ;)

[David]

hahahahahaha ledge!
Journey home was a nightmare :(

[bullit]

lol quality

[Cal]

4x4 Saxo!!! Awesome Thomas :y:

[JC-Furio]

Bahahahahahaha

[Luke]

PMSL.

uFail.

[Steve]

lmfao fail!!!

[Shellz]

Lol!

Looks fun! ;) :P

[Elliott]

haha, fail!

[Amiee]

Did Actually LOL... his face in the 4th pic.. haha

[Leedo]

ahhh awsome viper lol seems you guys had an awsome time on the trip lol.

[Jacko]

id have stuck it back on with chewing gum....

[rowza]

lol all i can say is unlucky mate :y:

[Marcos]

lmao big fail

[Graeme]

1st reaction was what a dickhead,then the laughter took over haha

He was so gutted he didn't know what to do LOL

Viper = fail

[fossie]

Ha ha You Fail

[Mr_X]

pmsl, epic fail

[Karl]

Pwned by the big boss man.

[Prickle]

Fail, HAHAHAHAHA

[Viper]

graeme has put it perfectly to be honest!

didnt know what the fuck to do!! :panic:

thing that got me is how it took heatshield off as well.

and the fact that ive done curbs before. lol, belgian ones must be higher :S:S:S

car taken earlier tonight by mechanic to be sorted.

managed to salvage the scorpion, so that will be making a return. i believe i will be having cat then straight through to scorpion now :)

cheers for the thread simo :wall:

[Scott]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y38/diyablo/epic-failure08.jpg

[Liam_]

Sounds the nads tbh - I'm off to rip my exhaust off. :y:

[Prickle]

second that and BIN it lol

[Viper]

scott. spamming again....

why were you not ringing with us?

[Graeme]

scott. spamming again....

why were you not ringing with us?

scott doesnt come to saxp events since 2007 :P:P

[Viper]

sure he came to FCS last year...

[Graeme]

sure he came to FCS last year...

what u chatting about?

[alex19]

scott doesnt come to saxp events since 2007 :P:P

He's found another lover.

[OLLYVTS]

Lol that did make me laugh.

Unlucky viper.

[Viper]

lol graeme.

i win :P

[Barry123]

that kid is something else. total legend.

[Predator_R32]

lmao, epic epic of the epic fails :p

http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs23/f/2008/017/8/e/Epic_Fail_by_railroadsloth.jpg
http://onlylol.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/wrong.jpg
http://www.pisnnapalm.com/tank_fail.jpg

[B+B]

Our little chicken-hugger Viper has grown up into a fully fledged legend:boxing::boxing:

[AlexB]

hahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha


that actually cheered me up quite a bit

[JimoVTR]

scott doesnt come to saxp events since 2007 :P:P

sure he came to FCS last year...

last year was 2007

another fail by Viper

haha

[David]

Graemes post was edited after.... ;)

[JimoVTR]

ffs.

Jimo fail

[Graeme]

ffs.

Jimo fail

jimbo + viper = Biggest fail ever

[Viper]

cheers dave :)

jimo. jog on son :P

[Mark51]

Viper will now go down in history as the biggest failure on sax-p

[Tom_latchford]

lol thats funny!

[Viper]

Viper will now go down in history as the biggest failure on sax-p

no, close second after Alex-VTS

[JimoVTR]

No, yours started the moment you joined.... you have ze biggest ever fail

[yorkie]

eurofail................

[AlexB]

no, close second after Alex-VTS

hahaha no1 wil ever be as big a fail as me

[Adamski]

LOL, ive almost done that before on a convoy to donny years ago, thought i was going to get my car wedged on the kerb like a sea saw!

[phillyh]

LOL thats freakin hilarious

[ryanmt]

Did you bin the cat too? coulda weighed that in for £30

[David]

Yup. Binned it all.

[Nokinidea]

Here.... have another fail moment :D

45 seconds in on part 2 ;)

Part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWMyo1yaSxA

Part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP0-Hr5y4PQ


Great weekend by the way wasn't it.:afro:

[Nokinidea]

Mind you, I failed miserably in part 1 :D

[Mitchell]

whats the blue thang? some sort of automobile?

[chinkostu]

how did you get those videos? i'd like to do something like that when i eventually go to the northern hell!

[Steve]

Here.... have another fail moment :D

45 seconds in on part 2 ;)

Part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWMyo1yaSxA

Part 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP0-Hr5y4PQ


Great weekend by the way wasn't it.:afro:

i posted that i spotted you on 106rallye ;)

[Yates]

In all fairness Viper is my hero, and theres no chance on earth i would of been able to go around the ring if it wasnt for him and David, I honestly would of just turned around and gone back had Tom not had the sat nav and found us the petrol station, and the fact he got in contact with Jo and Chris for us.

Far from a fail

[djmartin]

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pic 4 is so priceless LOL
its the look of NOOOO WTF........ whilst others stand and just look at the zorst thinking ''hmm aint that supposed to be under the car'' lol

to be honest viper your car looks better with no zorst on lol

[alex19]

hahaha no1 wil ever be as big a fail as me

What happened there? You forget the car or somethin?

[Yates]

alex vts rolled his

[alex19]

alex vts rolled his

What a prick :clapping:

[djmartin]

pics?? vids of it???

[Yates]

whys he a prick? it wasnt at ring and he span on track int gravel, then it rolled, fuck all you can do bout that

[alex19]

I'm not saying it's a prick because it's his own fault, but that he got abused by fate and had one hell of a spot of bad look.

[Viper]

nokinidea.

were you in the white rallye? if so, that looked smart. although i dont remember you going past me, must have been when david took it out

matt. i knew you loved me :)
although credit for satnav goes to dave.

[Yates]

credit where its due mate, only one who actually stuck around

[Nokinidea]

nokinidea.

were you in the white rallye? if so, that looked smart. although i dont remember you going past me, must have been when david took it out




Yea that was me, saw one other black left hooker rallye and that was it. :(

[Viper]

ill see if i got any pictures of you :y:

matt, not a problem :)

im would hope you would do the same for me.

[EckMcMann]

Flol!!!

[barrett]

hahahahahahaha

this seemed like a distant memory, missed the post initially viper so thought i would bump it!!!!

thanks for making the return journey slightly more entertaining!!

[gozzy-vtr]

could only happen to someone like viper lol.

[Moke]

edeet: i got infrakshunz fanx to vipurz fayll :(

[logic_guy]

I LOL'd when i saw a 5 Door, 1 Litre with a lower strut brace. Whyyyyyy

[Matty_VTR]

epic bump, but still put a smile on my face. lol

edit: now I see why its been bumped lol.

[Viper]

I LOL'd when i saw a 5 Door, 1 Litre with a lower strut brace. Whyyyyyy

Firstly, it was a 1.5D

Secondly, why shouldn't I? Also you forgot about the bucket seats and 4 point harnesses. I had the balls to take it on numerous track days when plenty of other people make feeble excuses not to go on. While on track i kept up with any VTS in the corners. It was only on the straights i lost out.

Laugh all you want.

[Graeme]

One of the funniest memories from that ring trip!

It topped off a great weekend!

[Jazz]

I liked the sound effects afterwards lol..

[D--R--E--W]

Laugh all you want.

ok... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA

[MartiVtr]

f*cking lololololoolooooollolololol :fcuk:

[Jay_]

epic bump moke! made me chuckle!!

[JoeHindle]

Epic bump, and new found respect for Viper- think i need a f&*king lie down..... :panic:

[blackie_2k5]

hahah, i remember reading this, funny enough i thought simo was gonna bump it after the trax thread today... moke beat him to it :p

[craig180]

I LOL'd when i saw a 5 Door, 1 Litre with a lower strut brace. Whyyyyyy

I lol'd when you missed off the half a litre of engine more

[manta]

Firstly, it was a 1.5D

Secondly, why shouldn't I? Also you forgot about the bucket seats and 4 point harnesses. I had the balls to take it on numerous track days when plenty of other people make feeble excuses not to go on. While on track i kept up with any VTS in the corners. It was only on the straights i lost out.

Laugh all you want.

Calm down ayrton bender.

[Viper]

Calm down ayrton bender.

I am calm. Just letting the guy know there was a point in having the strut brace that he found so funny...

[manta]

Thanks for the pointless bump.

[saxo-parts]

I LOL'd when i saw a 5 Door, 1 Litre with a lower strut brace. Whyyyyyy

Logic dictates that a 1.5 litre is not a 1 litre, never heard of a 1 litre diesel saxo, ergo you score 1 point on the fail-o-meter, and secondly, surely anything that can possibly compensate for lack of bhp by improving handling is a good thing? Any twat can drive in a straight line after all! really makes me laugh when 1.6 owners try and be-little lower models, ffs its a 1.6 saxo,not a V12 Aston

[Prickle]

Logic dictates that a 1.5 litre is not a 1 litre, never heard of a 1 litre diesel saxo, ergo you score 1 point on the fail-o-meter, and secondly, surely anything that can possibly compensate for lack of bhp by improving handling is a good thing? Any twat can drive in a straight line after all! really makes me laugh when 1.6 owners try and be-little lower models, ffs its a 6.5litre saxo,not a rocket to the moon

:P

6.5 litre saxo?

[saxo-parts]

hell yes lol, logically thinking all you'd need is 5 of vipers diesel engines welded together and away you go. do you think we'd need a lower strut brace then eh?

[stevo67]

Sounding like Viper was driving a Spitfire not a saxo lol.

[Viper]

Funny that this gets bumped up now. I was in this thread yesterday showing the video to a friend :D

mandyslover, the people who make comments about the strut braces etc clearly don't have the balls to go on track themselves so wouldn't understand ;)

[saxo-parts]

i'd sooner have fun on the twisty bits then giving it 120 in a straight line, thats where the differences usually become apparent imo

[L33h]

What a amateur haha :) :)

[adamm]

HAHAHAHA!! Fucking muppet ;).

[Foxy_mwy]

Hahaha

[Cam]

Nice bump, again.

[Sam]

I thought this was going to be about him crashing the S15.

[AlexB]

To be fair though its a good bump
Who doesnt enjoy a laugh at this one i remember first reading it back in the day lol

[Moke]

I thought this was going to be about him crashing the S15.

Lolololololol!

[GolfJay]

Lolololololol!

Who the fuck are you?!

[JoeHindle]

Who the fuck are you?!

According to his user info, he's called 'moke' and he's from Preston...

Sent from my Nexus 7 using Tapatalk 2, to piss Chr15 off.

[Aly]

According to his user info, he's called 'moke' and he's from Preston...

Sent from my Nexus 7 using Tapatalk 2, to piss Chr15 off.

DetectiveJoe Yo

[12u55]

Chuckle at the tags on this.

[Yates]

Way a trip that was, might hve to go this year

[hillyberry2009]

Lmao mate funny.

[Moke]

My name is Tom Gray, who the fuck is Moke?!

[L33h]

Bloody hell this threads old lol

[Furio-92]

Hella bump, but good reading it again

[MikeCracknell]

Moke has replaced Viper as the forum whore.

But Viper is the original. Still a twat, owns half of Dubai with more monies than George Adwqwengo.

This thread is a blatant rip off of my '101 embarrassing photos of AdSayer' thread tbh. ;);)

[Moke]

Moke has replaced Viper as the forum whore

I'd rather not thanks ;)

[Saxjoe]

Lolololololol :p

[MikeCracknell]

I'd rather not thanks ;)

Yeah you would. Liv won't know, open the member list and start working your way through all the female ones....who knows wat you might catch ;)

[Moke]

Yeah you would. Liv won't know, open the member list and start working your way through all the female ones....who knows wat you might catch ;)

I could pull fitter dog shit than most of what's on here ;)

[MikeCracknell]

I could pull fitter dog shit than most of what's on here ;)

Oh fuck me that's harsh!

But true

;)

[Simo]

Lol - there were MANY funny moments on that trip... most involving Viper in one way or another lolz.

[Yates]

His face when about nine of us in his car was priceless