Ok.........

[fossie]

Missus is pregnant..................

[Raz]

Fossie going to be a daddy!

[Mikey]

your lifes over.

[fossie]

Aye, fucking hell, ankle biters

[fossie]

your lifes over.

Tell me about it

[djflipsaxo]

Tell me about it
you say this now, but you will love having kid about when its bigger and cn play games
my fella was like oh shit when i was but he loves it now!

[djflipsaxo]

whoops double post

[Raz]

baby going to love the flashing lights on daddys work car...

[Danr]

Congratulations Fossie :)

[fossie]

Aye well................ Tupps, Leeroy and Pred can babysit

[betty02]

FAIL!!

[Tupps]

Uncle Tupps

Get him on the steroids imo

[matt_vtr_15]

your 27, its not a bad age to have a kid really.... i would get something more suitable car wise though....

congratulations

[fossie]

FAIL!!

Lol...... at least i know i aint no jaffa

[Ste-88]

Aye well................ Tupps, Leeroy and Pred can babysit

Tupps + Babysitting = Kid's gonna be shitting protein for a week...

[Tupps]

Aye well................ Tupps, Leeroy and Pred can babysit

Only it Pred brings his portable minge

[fossie]

your 27, its not a bad age to have a kid really.... i would get something more suitable car wise though....

congratulations

Fuck that she can change her car... priorities mate

[SAXOSi]

FAIL!!

Obviously not ;)

[Tupps]

Tupps + Babysitting = Kid's gonna be shitting protein for a week...

Fo Sho...

Babiez first meal can be Tuna and jakcet potato - washed down with some Whey

[betty02]

Lol...... at least i know i aint no jaffa

hahaahhahaha sure its urs?

Nah serious note, congrats for fucking up your life, hahahaha ok ok ok iJoke!

[Mikey]

with all the cash you'll spend on your kid

you could get this:

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/639965.htm

[Pat_Vts]

congrats fossie

[fossie]

I would assume so lol......................... erm Tupps have you been visiting the missus

[Raz]

behave betty! :P

How long you been with Missus Lee?

[matt_vtr_15]

Fuck that she can change her car... priorities mate

saxo prioritises above the baby?

are you keeping it?

[fossie]

with all the cash you'll spend on your kid

you could get this:

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/639965.htm

bastard!!!!!!!!!!

[Tupps]

Lol...... at least i know i aint no jaffa

Unless she's slept with the postman / window cleaner / milkman

Or all of them at once

[fossie]

saxo prioritises above the baby?

are you keeping it?

Oh aye..... she is changing her car anyways, think she is getting Leon FR or something

[betty02]

behave betty! :P

How long you been with Missus Lee?

Fuck, your alive!:panic:

[JimoVTR]

Theres always a flight of stairs

[Robb]

Abort. Abort...

[fossie]

Ermmmmmmmmmmmm........................ 18 months lol

[Raz]

Oh aye..... she is changing her car anyways, think she is getting Leon FR or something
nice Cars...big enough to fit a kid and fat fos in :y: ;)

[fossie]

Tbh me and the missus have been through quite a lot since we have been together, good and bad....... this is like a ray of light tbh

[betty02]

Tbh me and the missus have been through quite a lot since we have been together, good and bad....... this is like a ray of light tbh

nah serious note now well done ;) :y:

[Raz]

Tbh me and the missus have been through quite a lot since we have been together, good and bad....... this is like a ray of light tbh
now your looking on good side of things....get a fish and slap yourself ;)

Jokes aside...you feel ready for a kid?

[fossie]

nah serious note now well done ;) :y:

Cheers mukka

[JimoVTR]

Twins.... Super Fossie Spunk FTW

[Tupps]

Should have bought a PredFanny

Would work out cheaper in the long run

[djrem]

Well shes "the one" now.

[fossie]

Should have bought a PredFanny

Would work out cheaper in the long run

Aye mate more than likely lol

[Luke]

You'll be reet mate.

[fossie]

Fucking hope so, have to keep Tupps away like, the amount of protein he is taking in at the mo he will eat out, fat twat

[vtrjay]

nice one matey!!! im only 21 and im a dad still get too have my saxo etc its good specially when they get older my kids nearly 2 and hes kool now!! he loves cars aswell!! :)

[Karl]

I take it you werent trying?
wtf is jojo tagged in this thread for? lol.

[smiith]

Missus is pregnant..................

as you said to me last night.... dont come back :P

but seriosuly, you pleased? keeping or getting rid?

[Tupps]

/ Fat bastard on

"I ATE A BABYYYYY"

/ Fat bastard off

[Ste-88]

If you want a push chair, theres a new one in the loft room... :)

[fossie]

It wasnt planned....... been abit of a drama between me and the missus the past few weeks...... quite please tbh.. i aint getting any younger and now is as good a time as any i guess

[Karl]

*note to self*
If ever going through tough patch, make missus pregnant.

[Luke]

How far is she mate?

[JimoVTR]

Idiot

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j37/whitneyrich_2006/GiantCondom.jpg

[Luke]

*note to self*
If ever going through tough patch, make missus pregnant.

LOL don't....!

[fossie]

Lol aye, tell me about Karl

[fossie]

Been told to be expecting June 5th 2009.... fucking hell she aint even that far gone

[Karl]

How longs she been pregnant for?

Staircases were made for a reason...

[fossie]

Idiot

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j37/whitneyrich_2006/GiantCondom.jpg

Got onw bigger fella

[JimoVTR]

How longs she been pregnant for?

Staircases were made for a reason...

already made that point craig

Got onw bigger fella

sorry....

[VTSarah]

Congrats :)

[fossie]

So what you reckon lads give a push down the stairs lol

[JimoVTR]

So what you reckon lads give a push down the stairs lol

need a poll tbh

[fossie]

Lol can i start one in here.......

[JimoVTR]

yeah, or a new thread

[Matty_Mills]

i know where my vote goes...

[Karl]

Didnt realise it had already been mentioned.

Falcon Punch ftw.

[Jamie]

congratulations mate, i hope it all works out well for you :)

[Predator_R32]

man that likes it bare back yeahhhh :p :y:

as people have said you might think its bad now but when the time comes you will be the happiest man alive :y:

[Jacko]

has anyone gave the cheapest solution yet?

nudge her when she is at the top of the stairs?

[Raz]

man that likes it bare back yeahhhh :p :y:

as people have said you might think its bad now but when the time comes you will be the happiest man alive :y:
whens Mrs Fleshlight due Pred?

[Karl]

has anyone gave the cheapest solution yet?

nudge her when she is at the top of the stairs?

Good idea that,
dunno why it wasnt suggested sooner.

[fossie]

Will he eat the placenta, who the fuck put that in the tags

[Karl]

LMFAO im ROFLing right now.

[fossie]

Tupps, check out the tags

[Jacko]

Good idea that,
dunno why it wasnt suggested sooner.

i thought so too....

another idea would be to push her down some stairs....

what you rekon?

[Karl]

The Real Question is,

Will he eat the placenta?

[fossie]

You sick fuckers

[Predator_R32]

she wont be raz, we have tryed but im firing blanks im thinking

[fossie]

she wont be raz, we have tryed but im firing blanks im thinking


Probably wasted all your spunk in the rubber fanny Pred

[Jacko]

tradition is to eat the umbilicle cord also...

[JimoVTR]

haha pred. you dirty pervert.


serious. congrats fossie

[Predator_R32]

i am a dirty perv, i lvoe it :p

am off for a workout, righ bicep and tricep please :)

[Tupps]

Fossie.....

I have a plunger if you want to borrow it? Used it once before on w'ar lass

[fossie]

lol, is it clean

[Matty_Mills]

wasn't joking about the placenta lads... people actually do this shit!

[Tupps]

lol, is it clean

does it matter?

[fossie]

does it matter?

Good point

[leeroybrown]

Tupps + Child = dangerous

[Tupps]

Tupps + Child = dangerous

Says leeroy with an avatar dedicated to children

[Ste-88]

Says leeroy with an avatar dedicated to children

He doesn't hurt them... he just "watches" ....

[Tupps]

He doesn't hurt them... he just "watches" ....

Window shoppin innit

[OLLYVTS]

Congarts.

[stompin-sarah]

congrats! :)

[Tupps]

Congarts.

congrats! :)

Fail x2

You got to abuse him because his missus is boshing the post man

[Prickle]

congratulations :) boy or girl ?

[Mattt-VTR]

Sleepless nights for you.

[fossie]

Ideally would like a boy, make him grow big and strong and let him smash Tupps ugly mush in........

Thanks guys

[titchster]

Congrats fella. :)

And ROFL at the tags.

[djrem]

really Sax-P is just all about tagging these days.

MORRRRNING! X

[kenny]

congrats dude.


seriously these tags get better every day :y:

[Elliott]

Congrats matey.

[fossie]

I like some the tags.............. lol ;)

[JimoVTR]

3 testicles..... c/o me ;)

[Tupps]

Rem is a tag monster

[fossie]

Ok who said i have a massive cock........... was that you Tupps?

[Tupps]

Ok who said i have a massive cock........... was that you Tupps?

No... i said you ARE a massive cock

[fossie]

No... i said you ARE a massive cock

You fat fucker......... go and shag your sister..

Expect Tupps to come back with something like "No ill shag yours"

[leeroybrown]

Ideally would like a boy, make him grow big and strong and let him smash Tupps ugly mush in........

Big and strong!!!??

Have you looked in the mirror lately

More meat on a lollipop then on you bud lol

[Tupps]

@ Fossie.... I impregnated your missus

@ Leeroy.... Come to the gym with me and Fossie

[leeroybrown]

Which one?

[Amiee]

Wow ur 27.... wouldnt have though you was that old.. no offence lol

[matt_vtr_15]

Wow ur 27.... wouldnt have though you was that old.. no offence lol

I know, i thought people at that age had like 3 kids, married etc....

jokes fossie....

[fossie]

Which one?


If that was aimed at me then ouch dude................;)

[fossie]

Anyways join the gym you podgy cunt

[fossie]

Wow ur 27.... wouldnt have though you was that old.. no offence lol

Aye, that old

[Amiee]

I know, i thought people at that age had like 3 kids, married etc....

jokes fossie....

Haha you would of thought so :P

Aye, that old

Ahh wells... you ready to have a lil un Fossie?

[yorkie]

one word ''FAIL''

[yorkie]

congrads tho mate!!!

[fossie]

Haha you would of thought so :P



Ahh wells... you ready to have a lil un Fossie?

Think so chicken......

[Craddock]

good luck mate. sisters got a kid. he's just started walking at 9 months. you'll love it mate.

[Amiee]

Cool Beans :y: Congrats then :)