Women (ARGH)

[JimoVTR]

Right, I slept with a good friend of mine a while back... about 3ish weeks ago.
She's now turned around and said she could be pregnant.
Iv recently starting going out with this girl (about 2 weeks ago) after a few weeks of just un-commited fun. (sounds good).

She just asked me what i want to do with the baby

I reply

Realistically, im not ready to be a dad
im not grown up enough and i cant afford it
and its not going to be nice for a baby whos parents arent together

she knows about the current gf

its a bit upsetting to hear you dont want to be with me



WTF - she knew we'd never get together. We fall out way to much, and sometimes i want to smash her head in.

Does she seem wierd or is it me?

[Prickle]

mistake post

[Ste-88]

Rumour has it you shoot blanks / struggle to find the hole so possibley she isn't pregnant.

serious note, get a test done infront of you, could be blagging :\

[Danr]

Mate, that's a nightmare situation but in reality it's completely up to her what she does with the baby. Go and meet her and have a face to face discussion. That's how it should be done.

If she goes through with having it then you need to tell the current Mrs ASAP!

Good luck though Jimo lad :)

(possibly the most non-pisstake post i've ever made)

[Matty_Mills]

mymintsaxo <3 jimo imho!!!
won't she get rid of it jimo?

[JimoVTR]

Rumour has it you shoot blanks / struggle to find the hole so possibley she isn't pregnant.

serious note, get a test done infront of you, could be blagging :\

She's doing it tomorrow at work, shes a nurse
i trust her, she just text me saying
iv also been checked you havent got chlymidia

[stompin-sarah]

she needs to find out if she really is pregnant before saying stuff like that???

[JimoVTR]

mymintsaxo <3 jimo imho!!!
won't she get rid of it jimo?

hopefully, or the stairs will

[stompin-sarah]

at the end of the day its upto the woman if she wants to get rid??? well unless your in a seriuos relationship and its something you both decide to do for the best....

wait till the test is done before you start to panic tho :)

[Danr]

Pics of said girl or your lying?

[Mr_X]

http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg171/Steve189_photo/supermodel_alinavacariu.jpg

[Mr_X]

was it jojo?

[Matty_Mills]

"James, why are you taking me upstairs?"
"I'm going to give you a good seeing to jojo(just a random name)"
"oh yes james, take me ......"
SMACK!!!!!!!!!!!

dead baby

[JimoVTR]

Pics of said girl or your lying?

the pregnant-ish one?

http://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v338/128/115/733025914/n733025914_1705828_9181.jpg

on the left

[JimoVTR]

"James, why are you taking me upstairs?"
"I'm going to give you a good seeing to jojo(just a random name)"
"oh yes james, take me ......"
SMACK!!!!!!!!!!!

dead baby

dont say that, could still be my baby there....

[stompin-sarah]

"James, why are you taking me upstairs?"
"I'm going to give you a good seeing to jojo(just a random name)"
"oh yes james, take me ......"
SMACK!!!!!!!!!!!

dead baby

thats nasty :n:

[Tupps]

You're a virgin though

[Mr_X]

thats nasty :n:

i agree, coat hanger ftw

[Clouds_mate]

Gota be an ugly kid if thats what you shagged.

Unlucky.

[Rhea21]

Right, I slept with a good friend of mine a while back... about 3ish weeks ago.
She's now turned around and said she could be pregnant.
Iv recently starting going out with this girl (about 2 weeks ago) after a few weeks of just un-commited fun. (sounds good).

She just asked me what i want to do with the baby

I reply



she knows about the current gf





WTF - she knew we'd never get together. We fall out way to much, and sometimes i want to smash her head in.

Does she seem wierd or is it me?

if you fall out that much and want to smash her head in why did you sleep with her??? all you lads think about is one thing and not the consequences! why didn't you wear a johnny? on a good note though she might of been sleeping with other people and you might not be the father! on a bad note she might of picked up some horrible STD and passed it one! hahahaha SERVES YOU RIGHT!LOL

[Matty_Mills]

dont say that, could still be my baby there....

sorry matey, no offence meant by it!!!

On a more serious/less sick note,
thinking that there may be a baby with your name on it may be daunting at the moment mate, but guarentee you will just get to love it and things will sort themselves out!

light at the end of the tunnel and all :y:

[Jaytee]

Gota be an ugly kid if thats what you shagged.

Unlucky.

Lmfao harsh but true

[Prickle]

if you fall out that much and want to smash her head in why did you sleep with her??? all you lads think about is one thing and not the consequences! why didn't you wear a johnny? on a good note though she might of been sleeping with other people and you might not be the father! on a bad note she might of picked up some horrible STD and passed it one! hahahaha SERVES YOU RIGHT!LOL

no need is all im saying :n:

[Matty_Mills]

no need is all im saying :n:

Jimo, whats it like having a tongue up your arse??
ijoke

[Prickle]

Jimo, whats it like having a tongue up your arse??
ijoke

and theres you replying every minute, im sick of these joke's its a fourm and i get stick for a reply wtf

[Matty_Mills]

and theres you replying every minute, im sick of these joke's its a fourm and i get stick for a reply wtf

chillax boyo
Its a forum...
banter is all...
only winding you up from a previously said joke.
if you look at threads i have started/added to, i get the odd bit of stick.
There is even 1 thread where every tag is slating me but i havn't complained!!
also.... note my white text!

[Mr_X]

and theres you replying every minute, im sick of these joke's its a fourm and i get stick for a reply wtf

*e-hug*
ijoke

[Jaytee]

and theres you replying every minute, im sick of these joke's its a fourm and i get stick for a reply wtf

Its just the hang over from the lexus lights peope will soon forget man dont worry bout it:y:

[Prickle]

chillax boyo
Its a forum...
banter is all...
only winding you up from a previously said joke.
if you look at threads i have started/added to, i get the odd bit of stick.
There is even 1 thread where every tag is slating me but i havn't complained!!
also.... note my white text!

[QUOTE=Mr_X;2553531]*e-hug*
ijoke[/QUO

i can take the jokes, banter but come on is my username giving me hassle ?

p.s thanks for the e-hug :)

[Morgan_VTR]

banter

[stu-n-shell]

every one shuld be like pred stick to the fleshlight

[Danr]

She looks thin Jimo. Good work.

[Mr_X]

[QUOTE=Mr_X;2553531]*e-hug*
ijoke[/QUO

i can take the jokes, banter but come on is my username giving me hassle ?

p.s thanks for the e-hug :)

love

xxx

[Matty_Mills]

[QUOTE=Mr_X;2553531]*e-hug*
ijoke[/QUO

i can take the jokes, banter but come on is my username giving me hassle ?

p.s thanks for the e-hug :)


haha, i have never once mentioned your username matey ;)
and i know your pain for the lexarse stick!

sorry to offend mate.
Have a cheeky appologetic rep :y:

[Prickle]

:), i no you didnt mention my username, it just crops up quite frequently tbh

THIS THREAD ABOUT JIMOVTR carry on helping him :), fucksake guys/gals

[Mr_X]

so the moral of the story is

up the bum no harm done.

edit: or before they hit puberty

[alex19]

:), i no you didnt mention my username, it just crops up quite frequently tbh

THIS THREAD ABOUT JIMOVTR carry on helping him :)

Just a common question, but do you have mints in your car?

I think you should just give it time Jimbob and in time you'll find out if she's pregnant or not. Then you need to come to a decision together as adults and if you still want to be with your current GF than that bitch from the past can't change your mind.

[Prickle]

Just a common question, but do you have mints in your car?

I think you should just give it time Jimbob and in time you'll find out if she's pregnant or not. Then you need to come to a decision together as adults and if you still want to be with your current GF than that bitch from the past can't change your mind.

i did yeah, i have mint fresh chewy in the car now though :)

[Matty_Mills]

i noticed an earlier post Jimo...
has she slept with any one else recently mate?

[Robb]

to be fair, its better to abort the baby if thats the mother, its unfair to bring another down syndrome into this world.

[Jacko]

to be fair, its better to abort the baby if thats the mother, its unfair to bring another down syndrome into this world.

downs kids have there uses....you can get them to do any of the heavy lifting from the ages of 3 onwords...

[Cal]

Jimo's had sex?!?!?!?!

[iw_laurence]

the moral of the storey is...pull out and let her have it in her face :y:

[rowza]

sorrry to hear mate i would be gutterd now like if i got a girl predo noway ready!!!

[bullit]

well did you wear a condom james?

if no "say look, whats that on the bannister", then through her down the stairs. should sort things

[matt_vtr_15]

well did you wear a condom james?

if no "say look, whats that on the bannister", then through her down the stairs. should sort things

bullit.....

i seriously hope our posts don't get mistaken for one anothers......

[Matty_Mills]

matt_15.... they do haha.
done it a fair bit the last few days!

[JC-Furio]

well did you wear a condom james?

if no "say look, whats that on the bannister", then through her down the stairs. should sort things

That's not very nice Matt.

[bullit]

bullit.....

i seriously hope our posts don't get mistaken for one anothers......

its the other way around matt. you were the one banned :cool:

[bullit]

That's not very nice Matt.

matt- reported to admin

[Jacko]

push her down the stairs....

and if you find out she aint preggers...push her anyway for not being on the pill..stupid bitch...

[Karl]

Whats with getting pregnant?

Sperm is in the air..........

[Cal]

CALROCKS... glad to see it causing confusion

[JC-Furio]

Whats with getting pregnant?

Sperm is in the air..........

It's all the spunk Pred has slammed into that fake vadge, it's dried up and eventually made itself airbourne in hope of impregnating unsuspecting munters.

It's task is complete.

[shooorn94]

What the hell? Matts back....

Good lesson to you hear matty wear a johnnie... and Jimbob get a test done, ask to view it, even if it does stink of piss.... then get her down the clinic and ask for another f*cking test if you don't believe the first... land her a sum of £1000 and fly away asking for your name never to be mentioned from her lips.

Seriously though what were you thinking?

[bullit]

the pregnant-ish one?

http://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v338/128/115/733025914/n733025914_1705828_9181.jpg

on the left

pics of her james? not jimmy hill

[Cal]

:evil: love it

[Karl]

"You dont look at the mantlepiece while your poking the fire..."

[JC-Furio]

"You dont look at the mantlepiece while your poking the fire..."

Irrespective of that quote, you'd still notice the fucking jaw on that monster.

[bullit]

cal a chop is in order lol

http://www.midsussextimes.co.uk/CustomPages/getimage.aspx?imageID=9958

we could all have a avatar change before he comes back lol

[Tanya-VTR]

Shes probably just panicking, wait and see what the results of the tests are.

If its positive meet up with her an sort things out face to face

[bullit]

Irrespective of that quote, you'd still notice the fucking jaw on that monster.

youd hit your head

[goldenfurio]

women sycos all lies lass did it to me mate no pregnancy test no baby then keep clear. x

[JC-Furio]

cal a chop is in order lol

http://www.midsussextimes.co.uk/CustomPages/getimage.aspx?imageID=9958

we could all have a avatar change before he comes back lol

iFail.

[bullit]

lol....

[Cal]

cal a chop is in order lol

http://www.midsussextimes.co.uk/CustomPages/getimage.aspx?imageID=9958

we could all have a avatar change before he comes back lolLOL only just found this sorry petal

[matt_vtr_15]

lol....

i am seriously excited for when i get facial hair!!!!

i will get in bars and everything....

[JC-Furio]

A dodgy job, will make it sexier later, promise x

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/--Cooky--/n733025914_1705828_9181copy.jpg

[Karl]

whos the fitty on the left?

[Shellz]

Oh dear! Lets hope she isn't!

[JC-Furio]

The preggers one.

[Ferg]

PMSL @ the Jimmy Hill comments ...

TBF She's a right looker ... ;)

[bullit]

awesome lol

[JimoVTR]

im not fussed baout her looks, it was dark, raining, and my dick was cold

[Cal]

Obviously she wasen't too fussed either

[JimoVTR]

Obviously

[matt_vtr_15]

im not fussed baout her looks, it's her personality.

jimo, you are soo sensitive.....

[JimoVTR]

jimo, you are soo sensitive.....

and so are you about your












http://www.saxperience.com/skins/Saxperience/v3.6/coolblue/hdr-logo.gif
http://jmz.iki.fi/images/blog/06/ie7.jpg
http://weightweenies.starbike.com/images/lightbike/bike.jpg

[matt_vtr_15]

and so are you about your












sjpg[/IMG]

i dont understand jimo

[JimoVTR]

i dont understand jimo

schoolboy error?

[JC-Furio]

and so are you about your












http://www.saxperience.com/skins/saxperience/v3.6/coolblue/hdr-logo.gif
http://jmz.iki.fi/images/blog/06/ie7.jpg
http://weightweenies.starbike.com/images/lightbike/bike.jpg

fucking lol.

[Cal]

Not bad jimo tbf... confused the wee lad

[JimoVTR]

i do try at times :)

[matt_vtr_15]

im guessing your implying, something to do with the sax-p bicycle...

jimo you fail..1 relationship and plenty of banter = i dont give a fuck face

[JimoVTR]

everyone else laughed ;)

[bullit]

matt have your shagged jojo? whats it like?

[SAXOSi]

if you fall out that much and want to smash her head in why did you sleep with her??? all you lads think about is one thing and not the consequences! why didn't you wear a johnny? on a good note though she might of been sleeping with other people and you might not be the father! on a bad note she might of picked up some horrible STD and passed it one! hahahaha SERVES YOU RIGHT!LOL

It takes two to tango.

As for advice then you need to speak to her properly not over a text imo

[jaybiss]

that was quite clever for you Jimbob

[JimoVTR]

cheers Jamie

[matt_vtr_15]

that was quite clever for you Jimbob

based on bullshit , it was hardly clever.. if it was based on facts it would be....

thats not backchat a you... aimed at jimo... cant be arsed getting blocked from the site again :(

[matt_vtr_15]

matt have your shagged jojo? whats it like?

matt?? im bullit you tell me

[jaybiss]

based on bullshit , it was hardly clever.. if it was based on facts it would be....

thats not backchat a you... aimed at jimo... cant be arsed getting blocked from the site again :(

i was on about him linking pictures to make words

relax, not everyones out to get you :P

least now you will take your infractions on the chin ;)

[bullit]

do you really want me too ;)

[JimoVTR]

what, matt was being serious?

[Tupps]

By the way Jimo... she's f*ckin brutal

[JimoVTR]

no saddle yeah? :P

[matt_vtr_15]

go and shag those dogs jimo ffs!!!

[Jojobunbun]

By the way Jimo... she's f*ckin brutal

you on about that whore you rode off your holiday?

[JimoVTR]

i cant. im on tag with dogs atm.

[Cal]

New picture puzzle;

http://blogs.eveningsun.com/sportingword/jim%20carrey%20pet%20detective.jpg

http://www.ynhh.org/cardiac/heart/interior_heart_anatomy.jpg

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/01/31/470_blokes25,0.jpg

[matt_vtr_15]

do you really want me too ;)

i was trying to avoid the question....can every thread stop digressing(sp)

to a certain topic.....

i want to see the baby scans of jimo's kid

[JimoVTR]

i was trying to avoid the question....can every thread stop digressing(sp)

to a certain topic.....

i want to see the baby scans of jimo's kid

Look, your 15, you cant be that thick.

If i slept with her 4weeks ago, its not going to be scannable yet is it?

[Jojobunbun]

Look, your 15, you cant be that thick.

If i slept with her 4weeks ago, its not going to be scannable yet is it?

tis infact.... daddy...

[bullit]

i honestly thought matt was 15 lol. i thought underage was going on

[matt_vtr_15]

Look, your 15, you cant be that thick.

If i slept with her 4weeks ago, its not going to be scannable yet is it?

inbred babies grow in miraculous ways jimo.... therefore it probably is

[jaybiss]

i always thought he was in his it lesson at school for his avatar pic...

[bullit]

i always thought he was in his it lesson at school for his avatar pic...

so did i lol and number 15

[JimoVTR]

tis infact.... daddy...

at 4 weeks?!

[matt_vtr_15]

i always thought he was in his it lesson at school for his avatar pic...

i am :)

all part of the theme.......

[JimoVTR]

inbred babies grow in miraculous ways jimo.... therefore it probably is

inbred....

she has no blood the same as me?

I believe jojo's blood is still on Tupp's dick

[Cal]

New picture puzzle;

http://blogs.eveningsun.com/sportingword/jim%20carrey%20pet%20detective.jpg

http://www.ynhh.org/cardiac/heart/interior_heart_anatomy.jpg

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/01/31/470_blokes25,0.jpgDamn straight Im quoting myself.... winner gets REP

THREAD HIIIIIJACK

[Jojobunbun]

i honestly thought matt was 15 lol. i thought underage was going on

yeh he is... 6 years difference..

[JimoVTR]

@ Cal

Carry Hart *something*

[matt_vtr_15]

inbred....

she has no blood the same as me?

I believe jojo's blood is still on Tupp's dick

same old e-friends... using the same ol gags.....

[jaybiss]

Jimo Loves Boys

[Cal]

Jimo... no

WINNER: MR GAY JIIZZZ

Have to spread the love, well that was fun

[JimoVTR]

same old e-friends... using the same ol gags.....

of course.
we dont have real friends

Jimo Loves Boys

You were a one nighter

[Tupps]

I was gona say

Jimo Loves Blokes

[JC-Furio]

I was gona say

Tutu hearts queers

[kezz]

"You dont look at the mantlepiece while your poking the fire..."

LOL!!! typical............. but funny

[Jacko]

whats the big deal with this jojo bint anywayz?

[kezz]

[QUOTE=JC-Furio;2553840]Irrespective of that quote, you'd still notice the fucking jaw on that monster.

iv just been readin threw all these threads and some are funny LOL was pissin my sides

[Jojobunbun]

whats the big deal with this jojo bint anywayz?

shes a big fat sax p whore, shes slept with everyone on saxp..like...everyone...

[Cal]

whats the big deal with this jojo bint anywayz?She has a vagina and posts on sax-p... nuff said

EDIT: what Jojo said :y:

[Jacko]

i hear she has a bucket fanny?

i hear she passes said bucket arround sax-p a fair bit?

[JC-Furio]

shes a big fat sax p whore, shes slept with everyone on saxp..like...everyone...

not me :(

ffs

i never get any

[bullit]

yeh he is... 6 years difference..

why edit babe

[matt_vtr_15]

i hear she has a bucket fanny?

i hear she passes said bucket arround sax-p a fair bit?

she does, then at the weekend her boyfriend shags a bucket of custard.....

[jaybiss]

Open saxp relationships never last lol

[Jojobunbun]

she does, then at the weekend her boyfriend shags a bucket of custard.....

GOT IT IN ONE BABY!! or... hippos yawn as i'm often affectionatly known :hug:

[Jacko]

have you touched the bucket or something young one?

[matt_vtr_15]

Open saxp relationships never last lol

It wasn't open, however due to finding out so many people had apparently poked jojo...we decided it was for the best

:wacko:

[Jacko]

GOT IT IN ONE BABY!! or... hippos yawn as i'm often affectionally known :hug:

is that even a word....

[matt_vtr_15]

have you touched the bucket or something young one?

I am the buckets boyfriend.....serious

[Tupps]

Hippo's yawn....ahahahaha

i'll be usin that one down th pub

[jaybiss]

It wasn't open, however due to finding out so many people had apparently poked jojo...we decided it was for the best

:wacko:

i meant making it publically known lol

there have been loads over the years and they fail big time

im still awaiting the shorty pics chris...

[Jacko]

I am the buckets boyfriend.....serious

pics of this bucket then.....

[Jojobunbun]

i hear she has a bucket fanny?

i hear she passes said bucket arround sax-p a fair bit?

jesus u know me so well!!

seeing as my ex gave it to me... ummh.... 4 times in 7 months... i'm practically a swimming pool of custard.... oh yeh! :homme:

[Clouds_mate]

I love when we see relationships form on saxp. They always end in tears. Im sure some of the old school can remember a few of them...

[Cal]

Hippos yawn was my line - I DEMAND CREDIT

[Tupps]

Hippos yawn was my line - I DEMAND CREDIT

Fuck off cal ya welsh shit bag

Also... 4 times in 7 month what th FUCK went wrong there!?

[Jacko]

jesus u know me so well!!

seeing as my ex (FORDY!) gave it to me... ummh.... 4 times in 7 months... i'm practically a swimming pool of custard.... oh yeh! :homme:

are you trying to be smart with me?

i hope you used protection....

also bitter ex gf's are such derkheads...for real...

[JC-Furio]

I'm still trying to get with cal... he plays hard to get though, the little queer.

[Clouds_mate]

I do admit, i find it kinda cute how you signed up on saxp because 'my boyfriend is always on here' then you find someone else lol. It actually cracks me up

[Cal]

Fuck off cal ya welsh shit bagFlippaz?

[Jojobunbun]

Fuck off cal ya welsh shit bag

Also... 4 times in 7 month what th FUCK went wrong there!?

ask him tupps... i dont know!

[Cal]

I'm still trying to get with cal... he plays hard to get though, the little queer.I <3 sausage... just not yours

[matt_vtr_15]

here jacko pic as requested


http://paulstamatiou.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/amazons3_bucket.jpg

[Jacko]

you obviously didnt put out enough....

[Jojobunbun]

I do admit, i find it kinda cute how you signed up on saxp because 'my boyfriend is always on here' then you find someone else lol. It actually cracks me up

well, seeing as i am a 'derkhead hippo yawn saxp bike'... guess i can add cute to the line now!

[Tupps]

Who carez about wimen

Family Guy double bill BBC THREE NOW!!1111!!iovib1!..23v2.

2
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[bullit]

i also thought the matt jojo thing was like the tupps jojo thing. just pissing about

[Jojobunbun]

you obviously didnt put out enough....

oh shit that's it... seeing as you know me so well... damn, why didnt i think of that EARLIER?! i'm so blonde..durh!

love your saxp bucket of warm slopply lurvvvveee jackoooo xxxx

[JC-Furio]

Who carez about wimen

Family Guy double bill BBC THREE NOW!!1111!!iovib1!..23v2.

2
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b

3

WTF is wrong with you?

HOSTEL CH5

dasod ,8 ad=809s d
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x

[Clouds_mate]

i also thought the matt jojo thing was like the tupps jojo thing. just pissing about

So did most people i think.

[Jacko]

well, seeing as i am a 'derkhead hippo yawn saxp bike'... guess i can add cute to the line now!

nah i wouldnt if i was you....

[JC-Furio]

here jacko pic as requested


http://paulstamatiou.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/amazons3_bucket.jpg

lol matt, i see what you did there :hug:

[Jacko]

lol matt, i see what you did there :hug:

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/what-you-did-there-i-see-it.thumbnail.jpg

[Jojobunbun]

matt you said you would call me at 22.43.. its now 23.01.... what are you playing at xx

[alex19]

Yanno they do bargain buckets at KFC now, very greasey but hey.

[JC-Furio]

http://www.teamdrunkottawa.com/funnay/images/fry-see-what-you-did-there.jpg

[Jacko]

how about you call him....jeeeez your a pushy bint...

[Jojobunbun]

Yanno they do bargain buckets at KFC now, very greasey but hey.

wtf you on blud?

[Jojobunbun]

how about you call him....jeeeez your a pushy bint...

why dont you call your girlfriend??? oh waits... prob dont have one... go wank then...miserable fuck

[Ryyy]

She's minging but you can't undo it lol
This happened to me not long ago!
Although it turned out the girl was just ill!
Just tell 'er straight..If she can't take a hint..Kill Er

[bullit]

jojo loving the attention lol

love you leck

[Jacko]

why dont you call your girlfriend??? oh waits... prob dont have one... go wank then...miserable fuck

you are right....and i had planned on having that wank anyway....but im happy not misserable...

[Ryyy]

What a shit thread lol!
GonE from a baby to Banter..WTF

[JC-Furio]

What a shit thread lol!
GonE from a baby to Banter..WTF

Shit thread?!?!

fuck off.

it's wonderful

[jaybiss]

for the record, jojo has actually been to my house...

[Ryyy]

Shit thread?!?!

fuck off.

it's wonderful

What's all this about banter though couple pages back!
Shit it is

[Jojobunbun]

you are right....and i had planned on having that wank anyway....but im happy not misserable...

http://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v338/128/115/733025914/n733025914_1705828_9181.jpg

there ya go....
SORTED!
now foooook offfff!

[matt_vtr_15]

What's all this about banter though couple pages back!
Shit it is

you didn't see the banter... too busy illegally riding round in your car

[matt_vtr_15]

jimo i noticed the bird you tapped is wearing an engagement ring......

ooooo whats occuring??

[Jojobunbun]

for the record, jojo has actually been to my house...

i has indeeds!

BTW....

now u've said that jay we will have slept together and you got me pregnant at FCS... and i'll have probably slept with kelly too...

[Ryyy]

you didn't see the banter... too busy illegally riding round in your car

Ohh nice one for bringing that up :y:!
Get a life mate

[Jacko]

http://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v338/128/115/733025914/n733025914_1705828_9181.jpg

there ya go....
SORTED!
now foooook offfff!

I'd much prefer this porker.....
http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v135/223/92/514324680/n514324680_170002_2296.jpg

[JC-Furio]

you didn't see the banter... too busy illegally riding round in your car

Lol, pw0end0tnd him there.

He will never show his face again.

[matt_vtr_15]

I'd much prefer this porker.....
http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v135/223/92/514324680/n514324680_170002_2296.jpg

jacko....

an underage jojo....about 4 year old that picture.....

good job paaaahhhhheddddooooooooo

[Jojobunbun]

I'd much prefer this porker.....
http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v135/223/92/514324680/n514324680_170002_2296.jpg

me too tbf... shes fit! go wank over like the rest of saxp...you sheep...

[matt_vtr_15]

Ohh nice one for bringing that up :y:!
Get a life mate

i have a life thanks, infact my life is actually that good...that when a thread goes off topic it does not ruin my night in....

get a license????

[bullit]

i has indeeds!

BTW....

now u've said that jay we will have slept together and you got me pregnant at FCS... and i'll have probably slept with kelly too...

are you ok jojo?

[Jojobunbun]

are you ok jojo?

yeh matt xxx

[Ryyy]

Lol, pw0end0tnd him there.

He will never show his face again.

Naah..Still 'ere!
Doesn't bother me as I couldn't give a sh*t tbf

[Clouds_mate]

I must admit, i dont wank over you....

[Bondie]

OMG Jimo you were cheating on me aswell!!!!! Only you could do it jimo lmao! Still love you to babe

[Jacko]

me too tbf... shes fit! go wank over like the rest of saxp...you sheep...

yea i very much doubt anyone wanks over you....your average at best....

kk thnkx byeeee xxx

[Clouds_mate]

i have a life thanks, infact my life is actually that good...that when a thread goes off topic it does not ruin my night in....

get a license????

See you could of been really witty there and said...

'I have a life thanks, infact its that good that when a thread goes off topic it usually results in people wanting to know about my relationship with jojo'

But you failed with a lame come back.

[Ryyy]

i have a life thanks, infact my life is actually that good...that when a thread goes off topic it does not ruin my night in....

get a license????

Yeah working on that one mate... :n:
And Doesn't ruin anything Im was just saying the topic was on about "Banter"!..That's all :panic:
..Now if you wouldn't mind..Mind your own and all that you pansey...
Your worse than my instructor..And he caught me! :fcuk:

[Tupps]

I must admit, i dont wank over you....

I very much doubt anyone on here does

[matt_vtr_15]

See you could of been really witty there and said...

'I have a life thanks, infact its that good that when a thread goes off topic it usually results in people wanting to know about my relationship with jojo'

But you failed with a lame come back.

thanx for that leckie... next time i will pm you what i am about to post for prior approval....

[Cal]

Anyone else jacking off?

[Hannah]

God, you can feel the sax-p love in this thread lol

[Clouds_mate]

thanx for that leckie... next time i will pm you what i am about to post for prior approval....

Nah thats cool, it will just get flooded in with all the fan mail i receive.

[bullit]

God, you can feel the sax-p love in this thread lol

was gonna say that lol

why all the biting lol

[jaybiss]

speaking of bikes...

oh hi hannah, long time no speak :P

[Clouds_mate]

Whos actually biting? hahaha

I see 1 person.

[Hannah]

was gonna say that lol

why all the biting lol


Biting? Maybe there sexually frustrated?... (".)

[Hannah]

speaking of bikes...

oh hi hannah, long time no speak :P

Haha, wondered how long that would take. Hi Jay :P

[Tupps]

Hannah.....

/ Joey on

"How you dooiiinnnnn"

/ Joey off

[JC-Furio]

Hahaha, I see what's going to happen here...

[Jacko]

Biting? Maybe there sexually frustrated?... (".)

for sure....she only put out 4 times in 7 months....

[bullit]

Whos actually biting? hahaha

I see 1 person.

i see a couple lol

[Clouds_mate]

Haha, wondered how long that would take. Hi Jay :P

Im guessing 20seconds. Which is actually a record time for Jamie.

[bullit]

for sure....she only put out 4 times in 7 months....

was on about fordy then. thats not nice telling everyone

[Jacko]

cant blame fordy to go with her 4 times is a pretty heroic effort....guy needs a medal...

[matt_vtr_15]

cant blame fordy to go with her 4 times is a pretty heroic effort....guy needs a medal...

He was to busy tryna get medals on cod! Sorry jacko, what do you look like?not many people are sure, you shy?

[Amiee]

He was to busy tryna get medals on cod! Sorry jacko, what do you look like?not many people are sure, you shy?

Blame saxp for encouraging it all tbh.. lol

[Pat_Vts]

God, you can feel the sax-p love in this thread lol

meh

i love u

[Predator_R32]

thought you were still a virgin tbh jimo :p

[Clouds_mate]

He was to busy tryna get medals on cod! Sorry jacko, what do you look like?not many people are sure, you shy?

i have no idea why but that comment has filled me with rage lol

[djrem]

Is it me or is this time of year the most fertile for women to conceive?

[JimoVTR]

haha - i had to go out last night, and i missed all this.

put a smile on my face this moring.

ta
x

[Matty_Mills]

spoken to her yet jimo?

[Tupps]

Jimo you're shit

I thought loads had been deleted but it's wrong fred

[JimoVTR]

spoken to her yet jimo?

She's gettin rid!

Jimo you're shit

I thought loads had been deleted but it's wrong fred

Sorry sir

[Matty_Mills]

hope its what you wanted jim!
PM'd!

[JimoVTR]

yeah it is. can concentrate on gettin on with laura now.

i have recieved no PM

[matt_vtr_15]

glad to hear that jimo....

it would of cost a bomb in sending the kid to specialist schools with an aid etc...

all jokes aside... good luck with your proper relationship dude

[JimoVTR]

thanks matt

[fossie]

Bastard........was gonna go and give you some good advice as well Jimo but for future reference here goes.....

"PUSH HER DOWN THE STAIRS".......... but dont matter now ;)

[JimoVTR]

cheers Fossie.... that is excellent advice.

What a true e-mate lol

[matt_vtr_15]

Bastard........was gonna go and give you some good advice as well Jimo but for future reference here goes.....

"PUSH HER DOWN THE STAIRS".......... but dont matter now ;)

next time someone gets there missus preg... i have to use this quote....

its original

[fossie]

next time someone gets there missus preg... i have to use this quote....

its original

Tbf Matt i have never heard this quote used, at all, before this thread ;)

[Jacko]

i have no idea why but that comment has filled me with rage lol

i know why because its happened to me...

we both hate matt_pubelesscooot_15....

[matt_vtr_15]

i know why because its happened to me...

we both hate matt_pubelesscooot_15....

you hate me :(

ahhhhh.....what a damn shame....