corsa c uk

[Pat_Vts]

my mate signed up on it and made this thread

quite a funny read... iv signed up to it... and waiting for my membership to be activated then i'l shoot down the big headed 1.2 owners

linky - http://www.corsa-c.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=162798

[Cal]

Corsa C's are lyk da best atchbakz eva.

LOL @ fag posing in his pride and joy

[Pat_Vts]

Corsa C's are lyk da best atchbakz eva.

LOL @ fag posing in his pride and joy

LOL tht my best m8 and yep i know...

cant wait for my membership to go through and i'l start dissing them and get banned within 5secs tbh ftw

[Cal]

LOL tht my best m8 and yep i know... LOL pass him my regards :y:

[Predator_R32]

corsa drive wankers fact, i always get them up my arse not literally like :p

[Nathan]

my mate signed up on it and made this thread

quite a funny read... iv signed up to it... and waiting for my membership to be activated then i'l shoot down the big headed 1.2 owners

linky - http://www.corsa-c.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=162798

They will probably gang up on you because you own a saxo, and tbh that bloke who posted was pretty blunt, thats like me coming on here and saying all your cars are shit mines the best by far....

When its not.. every body likes their cars obviously but to be fair he was asking for that sort of reply lol.

[Cal]

Oh hai Nathan and Mikey lol


VXR's are better... x

[Nathan]

corsa drive wankers fact, i always get them up my arse not literally like :p

All these years of being up your arse and now you call me a wanker i thought we were having sexy time not wanking :y:

[shooorn94]

What a numpty, thought this was a thread about a corsa owner complaining about a saxo owner.... i may have got caught up behind one today and he didn't take too kindly to me passing him.

[Pat_Vts]

corsa drive wankers fact, i always get them up my arse not literally like :p

i know... had a corsa 1.2 up my ass in a 30 at 2pm in the daytime, im not going to race him there and then and i cant be accurate it was a 1.2, whatever it was it wouldve been shat on by my vts if it was a different time lol

[Predator_R32]

haha wellllll i was but i cant do it for 8 hours straight jesus, id get cock rot :p

[Pat_Vts]

LOL pass him my regards :y:

u know when i was looking at your thread, we were looking at your 182

he said he prefered your 106 gti...(dont ask me why)

[Pat_Vts]

They will probably gang up on you because you own a saxo, and tbh that bloke who posted was pretty blunt, thats like me coming on here and saying all your cars are shit mines the best by far....

When its not.. every body likes their cars obviously but to be fair he was asking for that sort of reply lol.

lol yeah but it is quite a funny read tbh

[Cal]

u know when i was looking at your thread, we were looking at your 182

he said he prefered your 106 gti...(dont ask me why)A few peeps have said that tbh lol ftw brb

[Pat_Vts]

A few peeps have said that tbh lol ftw brb

brb ftl

[Nathan]

corsa drive wankers fact, i always get them up my arse not literally like :p

brb ftl

Cal is taking the PI$$ out of brb tbh....

[Mikey]

tbh me and nathen have the best two cars on sax-p....its just FACT, dot argue with it.

lol posing in his car..thats class

[djrem]

TBH, id win the race when it comes to offroading

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc272/vtrapid/n694001998_1804093_9523.jpg

Shogan ftw

[Agent-VIP]

Jeez.. i'm glad i'm not a fucking corsa owner.. site is full of twats.

http://www.andyrew.com/upload/60703960945379292966.jpg

[matt_hilluk]

fairplay the kid who started the thread on corsa c uk is a fukin loser thinkin his corsa is the best in exxex and he paid 750 for some alloys tht r actually worth 100 if that.

but dont rip into other corsa 1.2 owners when saxos are only 1.6... just my point.

[matt_hilluk]

Jeez.. i'm glad i'm not a fucking corsa owner.. site is full of twats.

http://www.andyrew.com/upload/60703960945379292966.jpg


haha u loser

my 1.8 would piss all over a saxo on straight and twisties

[djrem]

OMG INTER FORUM WARZ.

Ghey.

[matt_hilluk]

OMG INTER FORUM WARZ.

Ghey.


i know

i luvz it!

keyboard warrior - ing FTWWWWWW


OMFGZ orgasm

[acemastr]

lol, that thread starter sums up corsa drivers a treat, Rep for Rem tbh ;)

[Agent-VIP]

haha u loser

my 1.8 would piss all over a saxo on straight and twisties


WOW! YOU HAVE A 1.8?!?!?!!1oneoneleven

Way to make yourself look like a fag.

http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/9282/epenis0dz1tl.jpg

[acemastr]

lmao @ rem

glad we sent the best their way ;)

[David]

fairplay the kid who started the thread on corsa c uk is a fukin loser thinkin his corsa is the best in exxex and he paid 750 for some alloys tht r actually worth 100 if that.

but dont rip into other corsa 1.2 owners when saxos are only 1.6... just my point.

Agreed. Whats the point in starting this thread? Fucking pointless.

[djrem]

Welcome back MK2SLAG! x

Keyboard warriors only work when they win.

Otherwise it just looks bad on themselves.

Still the saxo comes in 1.1, 1.4 and 1.6 so theres similar specs to compare to.

[Jackman]

They are just gutted that our 1.6 shit all over their 1.8's

[matt_hilluk]

They are just gutted that our 1.6 shit all over their 1.8's


lmao

u think so?

[matt_hilluk]

win

http://corsa-c.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=162172

[Luke]

VTS will easily piss all over a 1.8 SRi.

[MaRiO89]

I absolutley hate Corsa C owners..

how can they possibly rip into Saxo's and mock them etc..The Saxo is better in everyway..The 1.8 SRI is still slower than a VTS..

Also their attitudes are shocking..

Rem is funny as fook..lol

[djrem]

win

http://corsa-c.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=162172

Wow. And surprisingly that poll among a shit load of Saxo owners is the opposite.

You failed here.
You failed on Corsa C

Try a Ford.

[MaRiO89]

They are just gutted that our 1.6 shit all over their 1.8's

Fookin too right!!

lmao

u think so?

We know so..

Std vs Std..

Saxo will wave bye bye with no problems..

Also your engines will expire long before ours..;)

[Luke]

Fookin too right!!



We know so..

Std vs Std..

Saxo will wave bye bye with no problems..

Also your engines will expire long before ours..;)

Hahaha!

120bhp VTS Vs 125bhp SRI - see ya later Corsa...

[kcsaxo]

that corsa is shit and if it is the best one in essex then i am seriousley disappointed with the area as theres quite a few out there that look really good. was considering getting one until i sat in the damn thing. the 1.2's feel cheaper than saxos.

[djrem]

This is well off topic.

Think the thread title is off putting tbh - its not Corsa C UK

it should be "This dreamer thinks he owns the best Corsa in Essex - LOL"

[smittytom]

win

http://corsa-c.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=162172

that link proves nothing.lol

[Jackman]

lmao

u think so?

I know so.

As i was there when it happened.

My STANDARD VTS engine on wheels, shat all over a modified 1.8 SRi.

[MaRiO89]

Hahaha!

120bhp VTS Vs 125bhp SRI - see ya later Corsa...

Damn right..;)

There is a dude on the thread that Rem linked us to called Phil SRI..

He thinks VTS's are slow for what they are?!!

There isn't many standard 1.6's with their performance figures..LOL

[Luke]

Damn right..;)

There is a dude on the thread that Rem linked us to called Phil SRI..

He thinks VTS's are slow for what they are?!!

There isn't many standard 1.6's with their performance figures..LOL

To be quite honest, the VTS/GTi is probably the fastest 1.6 you can in it's class so I don't know what he his on about.

The VTRs are quick, but VTS is on another level.

[matt_hilluk]

loads of losers mod thei 1.2s up to look like 1.2s tho, not actually many real 1.8s about so i wouldnt feel proud of urself unless u know 100%

[Luke]

loads of losers mod thei 1.2s up to look like 1.2s tho, not actually many real 1.8s about so i wouldnt feel proud of urself unless u know 100%

That doesn't make ANY sense.

What are you on about?

[MaRiO89]

To be quite honest, the VTS/GTi is probably the fastest 1.6 you can in it's class so I don't know what he his on about.

The VTRs are quick, but VTS is on another level.

Aye..Mk2 VTR's have some pull but the 16v's are savage..I WILL own one, one day..:P

The only other 1.6 that is quicker is the ek9 civic..but thats another league..:)

[Jackman]

loads of losers mod thei 1.2s up to look like 1.2s tho, not actually many real 1.8s about so i wouldnt feel proud of urself unless u know 100%

I 100% knew.

As he pulled over after and asked me what the fuck i had under my bonnet.

I actually like Corsa C and almost bought one.

but they really don't touch the performance of a VTS.

[MaRiO89]

That doesn't make ANY sense.

What are you on about?

He owns a Corsa..He cant help it..

[matt_hilluk]

1.2 owners mod theirs to look like 1.8s and put sri badges on, i know its wrong, fail them

[matt_hilluk]

editing my posts ftl

[matt_hilluk]

I 100% knew.

As he pulled over after and asked me what the fuck i had under my bonnet.

I actually like Corsa C and almost bought one.

but they really don't touch the performance of a VTS.

i nearly got a vts too but i didnt...

out of interest

0-60 on a vtr and vts =??

[kcsaxo]

vtr - 9.8 roughly
vts - 7.7 roughly

[Luke]

0-60 doesn't mean much, it's all about the driver.

[MaRiO89]

0-60 doesn't mean much, it's all about the driver.

Agree'd..

VTR 0-60 98bhp model = 9.1
VTR 0-60 90bhp model = 9.8
VTS = 7.5

[djrem]

Ok Corsa C owners are penis'
http://corsa-c.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?p=3080970#post3080970

HAHHHAHAHHA

Easily the worst comebacks ive ever seen.

And ive seen Andy Peters

[acemastr]

Think we should get the SRI turbo owners to meet Simo and see what happens ;)

Ohhh that'd be fun.

[Agent-VIP]

i nearly got a vts too but i didnt...

out of interest

0-60 on a vtr and vts =??


1.6 8V Vtr: 9.2
1.6 16V Vts (mk1): 7.5

1.8i 16V SXI: 8.0

So on paper, the saxo would win.

But yeah, obviously the Corsa's often have the upperhand, as pretty mch all of them are newer than the saxo's.

[Jackman]

Saxo also has an extra 10bhp per ton.

Power to weight Ratio and tidy Gearbox ftw.

[MaRiO89]

I want some 16v love now..lol

[Mattt-VTR]

Me too!

[MaRiO89]

Engine conversion is the only way..Love my car too much to sell..It took me across Europe and to the Nurburgring!

:D

[Jackman]

Engine conversion is the only way..Love my car too much to sell..It took me across Europe and to the Nurburgring!

:D

One thing i'm to scared to do in my car.

I'm still not sure it would make it lol.

[kcsaxo]

not trying to be funny BUT notice how the corsa owners have become so quiet? dont get me wrong i like the shape but as always, the owners let them down.

[phillyh]

LOL at the Corsa C site

rem = hero

[eoey]

lol @ djrem very funny indeed

[MaRiO89]

One thing i'm to scared to do in my car.

I'm still not sure it would make it lol.

lol

Mine only had 40k on it so i thought, it just cant go wrong..It didnt either..Sat at 80mph all the way to germany..:y:

not trying to be funny BUT notice how the corsa owners have become so quiet? dont get me wrong i like the shape but as always, the owners let them down.

lol

I agree, the 1.8 SRI's do look tidy when lowered abit..Shame they handle like dogs, have a shockingly bad chassis and carry the "corsa" badge..

[Craddock]

Lol @ rem.

[saxo_bigbass]

Jeez.. i'm glad i'm not a fucking corsa owner.. site is full of twats.

http://www.andyrew.com/upload/60703960945379292966.jpg

lol gripped hahaah :zainy:

[Prickle]

djrem is funny as fuck on that thread :D(he hammered them imo)

[Mikey]

my corsa bliitzed a vts

[kcsaxo]

man i just read that thread and i cant believe the immaturity of some comments on their.

[djrem]

I think everyone from Corsa C should come give me some lovely rep :)

They understeer really badly.

Out of the contenders for best hatchback for that period:

1st - Fiesta ZS
2nd - Saxo VTS
3rd - Corsa SRi


@Mikey: your Corsa would "blitz" but their site is Corsa C and that phase of Corsa aren't as good handling



EDIT: Job Done:


Photobucket Host Zetec S Vs Saxo VTS Vs Corsa SRi Part 1

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/windows/th_c7370802.jpg (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v47/windows/?action=view&current=c7370802.flv)

Photobucket Host Zetec S VS Saxo VTS Vs Corsa SRi Part 2

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/windows/th_81f9c62e.jpg (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v47/windows/?action=view&current=81f9c62e.flv)

[Ferg]

Well done Rem ... Totally owned that Noob ...

How can you possibily think that a SRi would be quicker than a VTS?

The understeer in Corsa C's is awful ...

[Mikey]

mines been lowered. handles class.

sticks to my mates civic type r on bends and round abouts now!!

[jaybiss]

haha

matt i assume you are part of the 'crew' of corsa c's that sit at the top of tescos/ notcutts car park?

my brother went to a corsa c meet (the one at star city i think?), he said it was so chav he wouldnt bother going again.

who gives a fuck what is better? all down to personal preference at the end of the day

i know for a fact my saxo is more fun than both my mums corsa c and my bros also my corsa d diesel i have at the mo too lol

[ooodanooo]

haha

matt i assume you are part of the 'crew' of corsa c's that sit at the top of tescos/ notcutts car park?

my brother went to a corsa c meet (the one at star city i think?), he said it was so chav he wouldnt bother going again.

who gives a fuck what is better? all down to personal preference at the end of the day

i know for a fact my saxo is more fun than both my mums corsa c and my bros also my corsa d diesel i have at the mo too lol



Id rather lick the floor than sit outside tesco/notcutts!

[STunique]

Im a corsa owner :)

[Prickle]

i thought your rep, post count was way higher than that ? ^^^^^^^^

[djrem]

Can change the name but shitty unrelated MintSaxo posts can never change.

[STunique]

Why would it be?

[Sophia_Bush]

rem you legend v funny

[djrem]

my mate signed up on it and made this thread

quite a funny read... iv signed up to it... and waiting for my membership to be activated then i'l shoot down the big headed 1.2 owners

linky - http://www.corsa-c.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=162798

Dont worry Pat.

Job's done x

[Recovery]

lolol they are ripping the shit out of him

GET A FAT BIRD FTW!

[mattchewone]

Geeese why is everyone slating one another! Calm down! We all like the cars we have and thats that! Does it really matter who can go faster etc etc as its not really something we can do on the roads everyday its for the track!

Both cars have the pro's and con's! Which is why we chose the car lol.

Also both types of cars have there idiot's who drive like pwicks and make the rest of the drivers look like dic*s!

[djrem]

Sax-P doesnt need made up letters in words to bypass the word filter.

[mattchewone]

Sax-P doesnt need made up letters in words to bypass the word filter.

Its a family forum, im being polite. ;)

[tobomoto]

best laugh ive had all day, rem. repped

[Mieran]

http://img33.picoodle.com/img/img33/3/9/26/f_slowcorsam_43eb72d.jpg

[Pat_Vts]

110mph max for 1.2

[alex19]

Rem = funny fucker lol.

[Ashleyp]

threads pointless imo

everyone is just posting opinions "corsas are worst cars ever" etc etc.. never going to be a discussion, just a bunch of biased saxo owners slagging off corsas.. exact same thing as on the corsa forum..

imo corsas are gash - burn them all :)

also - is this just another thread for pat_vts to try and show how big his e-penis is? "yeah boi was owt racing sum corsac y0, pissed all over it, street racing iz heavy init" imo he made saxp look bad on corsaC forum. just signed up and sounded like a dick shooting his mouth off

[5AMBO]

lol. looks like a bad corsa.lol. couple of pics of my mates corsa below
http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg15/samatselbys18/DSC00387.jpg
http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg15/samatselbys18/DSC00343.jpg

[Ashleyp]

doesnt look that bad... for a corsa :P

[mattchewone]

lol. looks like a bad corsa.lol. couple of pics of my mates corsa below
http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg15/samatselbys18/DSC00387.jpg
http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg15/samatselbys18/DSC00343.jpg

Thats nice that one!

Is this the same one?
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r1/mattchewone/IMG_9535-43.jpg

[Mochachino]

same number plate would suggest yes mate

[5AMBO]

yeah thats ame one mate. you know him? hes a mate of mine and we work together. car has had a few changes simce all those pics though

[Pat_Vts]

threads pointless imo

also - is this just another thread for pat_vts to try and show how big his e-penis is? "yeah boi was owt racing sum corsac y0, pissed all over it, street racing iz heavy init" imo he made saxp look bad on corsaC forum. just signed up and sounded like a dick shooting his mouth off

not being funny but they were dissing my mate alot for nothing really... bit harsh tbh

[Pat_Vts]

Thats nice that one!

Is this the same one?
http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r1/mattchewone/IMG_9535-43.jpg

is a very nice corsa

[mattchewone]

yeah thats ame one mate. you know him? hes a mate of mine and we work together. car has had a few changes simce all those pics though

My mate works with him and asked me to do a few piccies for him. He has had a new sound system put in hasnt he now?

[Ste]

I hate corsas but i like this 'corsa' ;) ;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B2OYEMOprw

And saxos have generally the same image as Corsas tbh.

[MikeCracknell]

A cross forum war that I don't know about?!?!? LOL!!!!

I've said it to them and I'll say it to you lol:

I owned a VTS, subtly modified, and I was looking for a new car and I was faced with the choice of Corsa 1.8, Another VTS, or a Zetec S.

Went for the fez, as I didn't like the ride and handling of the Corsa.

It's a bit retarded and very sad that you lot seem unable to accept that it is all down to personal taste and that on a Saxo site, corsas will be shit, and on a corsa site, Saxos will be shit.

Let us not forget what the Corsa A was
(tongue in cheek - before the Saxo and the AX was the....2CV lol!!!!)

No offence to anyone, but have some respect for peoples choices and if you take a step back and look at it in reality....

BOTH cars are shit.....

[Ashleyp]

win

http://corsa-c.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=162172

lol win for who? if your talking about your corsa crew - you fail

they all admit the vts has better performance

[snottybadger]

Its all a bit pathetic really.

Why bother slagging people for their choice of car?

[matt_hilluk]

concurred.

at the end of the day we all buy what we feel is best suited to our requirements

[5AMBO]

My mate works with him and asked me to do a few piccies for him. He has had a new sound system put in hasnt he now?

is it lewis by any chance?

[Jazz]

Haha, best looking Corsa in Essex? Emm... no its not. Hope you told him that Pat.

[ryhornvtr]

So, pat made the thread on the corsa site posing as his mate? thats what ive gathered from his post on there.

Then logged on himself just to diss corsas?

E-hero.:wall:

[bullit]

fuck knows. whatever hes done its shit

pat fail

i love how matt hill has come on here though. corsa cs gazza

[matt_hilluk]

i came on when i was looking at saxos a while back but u cant view the cars for sale section till after 100 posts, ah well.

http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/5329/hatinvj9.jpg

[Pat_Vts]

nah i suggested to him to put on the title best corsa in essex

mistake lol... wasnt a serious thing though we just on computer and created the thread...

ah well big deal not really its the internetz lol

[mattchewone]

is it lewis by any chance?

It is indeed. You know him then? He has a rover though :n: lol!!

[Ashleyp]

So, pat made the thread on the corsa site posing as his mate? thats what ive gathered from his post on there.

Then logged on himself just to diss corsas?

E-hero.:wall:

he made saxp look like a bunch of twattish street racing cunts though :)

[Mikey]

i think we should meet up on a car park and have car park wars!!


CORSAS vs SAXOS

[Ashleyp]

i think we should meet up on a car park and have car park wars!!


CORSAS vs SAXOS

id stand at the opposite end behind another car chucking apples with stickers on them saying "i hate corsaC crewz"

[Jackman]

i think we should meet up on a car park and have car park wars!!


CORSAS vs SAXOS

Can i come?

Please!

[Ashleyp]

Can i come?

Please!

we should just all turn up at pvs next year and hurl abuse at all the vauxhall owners

[Saxo_Scott]

we should just all turn up at pvs next year and hurl abuse at all the vauxhall owners


lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[MikeCracknell]

I've said it once, I'll say it again

Corsa SRI stands for:

Chavs Out Racing Saxos Again - Street Racin Innit

[Jimmy-Boy]

I've said it once, I'll say it again

Corsa SRI stands for:

Chavs Out Racing Saxos Again - Street Racin Innit

lol! i must say i like vauxhalls and saxos but the corsa c's are bad performers.

[Ste]

If we didnt 'diss' each others cars there would be no modifying.

[5AMBO]

It is indeed. You know him then? He has a rover though :n: lol!!

yeh mate, i work with him. Yeh he does have that rover though.lol.