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JC-Furio
2nd October 2008, 23:33
I'm bored, keep me company x

Sophie123
2nd October 2008, 23:35
My facebook wont work :(

Mochachino
2nd October 2008, 23:36
msn is amzing

Cal
2nd October 2008, 23:36
Suck my dick, make it sick

Japman
2nd October 2008, 23:37
im up,nailed the mrs

shes now sleepping whilst im on ere

great

RDG
2nd October 2008, 23:47
lol anyone out tonight pal? or didnt u go out?

evans1089
2nd October 2008, 23:49
im up,nailed the mrs

shes now sleepping whilst im on ere

great

haha quality !


i've just got back from selling my car ;)

Jaytee
2nd October 2008, 23:49
hey sax-p just watchin gone in sixty seconds whilst meshing my grill, good times

Sophie123
2nd October 2008, 23:51
Facebook works now =]

Nothing interesting on there though, or here, so im going to sleep =]

Japman
2nd October 2008, 23:51
lol anyone out tonight pal? or didnt u go out?

na pal didnt bother going out,dont think any did tbh

hows the knee

Predator_R32
2nd October 2008, 23:53
gav it sounds like she has a cock if she fell asleep after sex hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Jaytee
2nd October 2008, 23:56
gav it sounds like she has a cock if she fell asleep after sex hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Yeah girls normally wanna talk or be "held":homme:

RDG
2nd October 2008, 23:56
na pal didnt bother going out,dont think any did tbh

hows the knee

Still killing, i got pain 24/7
managed 2 get down the gym yesterday though lol and was out and about with callum for a bit
ta 4 askin, hows gym going?

grant_evans
2nd October 2008, 23:56
just got back from work, car's doing my head in, power steering decided to commit suicide :( and the heaters decided to pack up aswell so i was cold and depressed

girlracer1597
2nd October 2008, 23:57
hey sax-p just watchin gone in sixty seconds whilst meshing my grill, good times

im watching it to :y:

evans1089
2nd October 2008, 23:58
also watching gone in 60 seconds on itv2+1 ;)

RDG
3rd October 2008, 00:00
i got it on as well now lol

RDG
3rd October 2008, 00:00
i got it on as well now lol

Jaytee
3rd October 2008, 00:02
lol looks like i started summat with gone in 60secs

bide_furio
3rd October 2008, 00:05
morning yall! jc gone bed after moaning lol!

RDG
3rd October 2008, 00:07
its a class film lol

kezz
3rd October 2008, 00:07
Yeah girls normally wanna talk or be "held":homme:

Lol!! nope its " hurry up and make sure you pull my nighty down when your finished " :oops: :p

Jaytee
3rd October 2008, 00:08
looks that way

Jaytee
3rd October 2008, 00:08
Lol!! nope its " hurry up and make sure you pull my nighty down when your finished " :oops: :p

lol what girls are you shaggin haha

kezz
3rd October 2008, 00:09
lol what girls are you shaggin haha

myself luv, i am a girl lol

Barry123
3rd October 2008, 00:10
Just been playing on GT4


good times :D

Jaytee
3rd October 2008, 00:12
myself luv, i am a girl lol

Pics of you fluffin yourself to be honest.;)

kezz
3rd October 2008, 00:13
Pics of you fluffin yourself to be honest.;)

mwah x you cheeky fluffer

girlracer1597
3rd October 2008, 00:15
which car would you guys have out the film then?

Barry123
3rd October 2008, 00:15
kezz... i have a feeling you're going to become pretty popular round here...

Barry123
3rd October 2008, 00:15
which car would you guys have out the film then?

saxo..

girlracer1597
3rd October 2008, 00:17
lol i wonder what name they would of given it

shooorn94
3rd October 2008, 00:18
just finished watching fonejacker, going off to fap in bed now wooopeee.

RDG
3rd October 2008, 00:18
theres 2 many nice ones 2 chose from lol

Jaytee
3rd October 2008, 00:19
lol i wonder what name they would of given it

shit bag?? haha. lol nah id have the xj220 lol or of course elanor

girlracer1597
3rd October 2008, 00:20
shit bag?? haha. lol nah id have the xj220 lol or of course elanor

lol everyone says the gt-500! i would have that the xj220 as well and the diablo.

Jaytee
3rd October 2008, 00:22
lol everyone says the gt-500! i would have that the xj220 as well and the diablo.

wouldnt say no to most of the cars in the film tbh all fucking beautiful.

RDG
3rd October 2008, 00:23
i've always fancyed a supra mind

JC-Furio
3rd October 2008, 00:28
I'm back after making the thread then fucking off.

I'd take a scooter, providing there's a scooter in the film.

Barry123
3rd October 2008, 00:31
fuckkkk me I'm bored.

Jaytee
3rd October 2008, 00:32
fuckkkk me I'm bored.

im bored but im not that bored man:homme: You fnished uni yet.

JC-Furio
3rd October 2008, 00:32
fuckkkk me I'm bored.

Fancy a game of connect 4?

Barry123
3rd October 2008, 00:33
im bored but im not that bored man:homme: You fnished uni yet.

about 9 months ago man lol

starting another course in a couple of weeks :fcuk:

Barry123
3rd October 2008, 00:33
Fancy a game of connect 4?

deffers

Jaytee
3rd October 2008, 00:34
about 9 months ago man lol

starting another course in a couple of weeks :fcuk:

what course you doin, was looking at doin a motorsports engineering degree next year sounds cool. You did summat similar dint you.

Barry123
3rd October 2008, 00:35
what course you doin, was looking at doin a motorsports engineering degree next year sounds cool. You did summat similar dint you.

did aerospace, but the materials and aerodynamics stuff is pretty similar between both. good luck if you do go for it man. Should be a laugh :)
starting a phd now :err:

Cal
3rd October 2008, 00:36
JC - gimme a pic of you to horribly mutilate

Barry123
3rd October 2008, 00:37
btw... does fapping = wanking?

JC-Furio
3rd October 2008, 00:38
I'll get a pic of my gingerish locks to you sometime in the week, promise x

And Sayer, PHD! How many more years studying for that? *Setting up connect 4 as we speak*

Jaytee
3rd October 2008, 00:38
did aerospace, but the materials and aerodynamics stuff is pretty similar between both. good luck if you do go for it man. Should be a laugh :)
starting a phd now :err:

Awesome, was thinking of doing it parttime but might be too much work, dunno yet.

JC-Furio
3rd October 2008, 00:38
btw... does fapping = wanking?

Nahh, it's basically flapping your arms. But they call it fapping because we don't have wings...

Barry123
3rd October 2008, 00:40
no real limit man... although most nerds nob it out in 3 years. tbh I've ran out of options, couldn't be arsed to get a job so kind of have to do a phd to stop dadsayer and mother moaning on at me. when I get bored of the phd I'll start applying for proper jobs. I have no intention of actually completing the phd

Jaytee
3rd October 2008, 00:42
no real limit man... although most nerds nob it out in 3 years. tbh I've ran out of options, couldn't be arsed to get a job so kind of have to do a phd to stop dadsayer and mother moaning on at me. when I get bored of the phd I'll start applying for proper jobs. I have no intention of actually completing the phd


Lol fair play tbh haha. who needs a proper job anyway.

Barry123
3rd October 2008, 00:42
Awesome, was thinking of doing it parttime but might be too much work, dunno yet.

part time is good if you want to balance it with work but when the big deadlines come in it might be a bit of a nightmare.

it'll be a lot of work either way - otherwise no point in doing a degree (unless it's a Business degree). hope it goes ok for you. give me a shout if you have any questions x

Nahh, it's basically flapping your arms. But they call it fapping because we don't have wings...

seriously, it's wanking isn't it?

JC-Furio
3rd October 2008, 00:42
no real limit man... although most nerds nob it out in 3 years. tbh I've ran out of options, couldn't be arsed to get a job so kind of have to do a phd to stop dadsayer and mother moaning on at me. when I get bored of the phd I'll start applying for proper jobs. I have no intention of actually completing the phd

I can see me doing exactly the same thing lol. What's it like trying to get a job with a degree on no experience though? That's the problem I think most peeps face when they leave uni.

And no, it's really flapping your arms like some winged creature of the night. Eg. Owl.

Barry123
3rd October 2008, 00:46
I can see me doing exactly the same thing lol. What's it like trying to get a job with a degree on no experience though? That's the problem I think most peeps face when they leave uni.

I've got experience... 1.5 years... that's more than most uni leavers :err:
I just applied for one... did a shit application, didn't get anything. couldn't be arsed to apply for anything else. My mate, who got a 1st class masters, has just starting applying and can't get shit at the moment.

tbh... credit crunch and oil shit prices and stuff. Jobs aren't so secure at the moment... so it kind of makes sense to milk the education system some more, I'm getting paid so I'm seeing it as a job. It's a safe job for the next 3 years. Best bit is... there is an intermediate qualification (MPhil) so it's not a total waste if I bail yee haaa

Jaytee
3rd October 2008, 00:46
part time is good if you want to balance it with work but when the big deadlines come in it might be a bit of a nightmare.

it'll be a lot of work either way - otherwise no point in doing a degree (unless it's a Business degree). hope it goes ok for you. give me a shout if you have any questions x





Cheers dude will do rep.

edit: i would do but gotta spread it round again.

Barry123
3rd October 2008, 00:47
And no, it's really flapping your arms like some winged creature of the night. Eg. Owl.

as if. must be wanking what else would people be doing at this time.


... not that i wank.

djmartin
3rd October 2008, 00:48
I'm bored, keep me company x

im wide awake.

only just got back from a strip club :P.

want even intending on goin either.
my mate who is a bouncer just asked me if I wanted to go to hull for a random drive about as he was boerd so I said yeh sure...went in his car stopped off at weatherspoons had a coke (took piss out a his door staff mates) then took a detour to ''deep purple'' a strip club in Hull walked in for free :P had a drink chatted to some of the strippers talked to the owner then we left lol.

one of those nights you just dont plan out and it ends up been a good one lmao.

kezz
3rd October 2008, 00:48
who needs a proper job anyway.

You can have my job, it sucks!!!

Barry123
3rd October 2008, 00:48
actually Im so bored I'm going to watch the vice presidential debate.

christ my life sucks.

djrem
3rd October 2008, 00:49
i just found 3 episodes of season 3 of heros

:)

Barry123
3rd October 2008, 00:51
im wide awake.

only just got back from a strip club :P.

want even intending on goin either.
my mate who is a bouncer just asked me if I wanted to go to hull for a random drive about as he was boerd so I said yeh sure...went in his car stopped off at weatherspoons had a coke (took piss out a his door staff mates) then took a detour to ''deep purple'' a strip club in Hull walked in for free :P had a drink chatted to some of the strippers talked to the owner then we left lol.

one of those nights you just dont plan out and it ends up been a good one lmao.

Now I went to strip club in prague... got two lass sprawled all over me (good times - didn't cum in my pants which is a first). But didn't really enjoy it when the buggers started asking for money. admittedly i was off my face on narcotics but still wasn't in the mood to hand over dosh. I was more pissed off that my post count (i kept mentioning it) didn't sway them into becoming my girlfriend.

You can have my job, it sucks!!!
what job is it?

Jaytee
3rd October 2008, 00:51
You can have my job, it sucks!!!

whats your job hun??

JC-Furio
3rd October 2008, 00:52
I've got experience... 1.5 years... that's more than most uni leavers :err:
I just applied for one... did a shit application, didn't get anything. couldn't be arsed to apply for anything else. My mate, who got a 1st class masters, has just starting applying and can't get shit at the moment.

tbh... credit crunch and oil shit prices and stuff. Jobs aren't so secure at the moment... so it kind of makes sense to milk the education system some more, I'm getting paid so I'm seeing it as a job. It's a safe job for the next 3 years. Best bit is... there is an intermediate qualification (MPhil) so it's not a total waste if I bail yee haaa

You get paid for doing a Phd?

And what you got a year and a half experience in big sayer?

Barry123
3rd October 2008, 00:55
You get paid for doing a Phd?

And what you got a year and a half experience in big sayer?

near £20k per year man... then photography on top.

1 year in the aerospace industry... working with a company that deals in ECU's for jet engines.
half a year, being a team leader for an engineering project (basically that shitty racing car we built)

djrem
3rd October 2008, 00:55
might aswell while you can

Barry123
3rd October 2008, 00:55
rem is your sister single?

djmartin
3rd October 2008, 00:57
Now I went to strip club in prague... got two lass sprawled all over me (good times - didn't cum in my pants which is a first). But didn't really enjoy it when the buggers started asking for money. admittedly i was off my face on narcotics but still wasn't in the mood to hand over dosh. I was more pissed off that my post count (i kept mentioning it) didn't sway them into becoming my girlfriend.


what job is it?

lol was funny tonight tbh. one lass who my mate knows who was there who just got changed into her gear came upto me and said well what about you then martin you want a dance remember its £10 lol I looked at her and said Eh wait a min you iant done one dance tonight yet am I correct? she replied yep you would be my first.. my reply was oh well then use me as the warm up dance FREE dance hahaha she never fell for it though dam haha.

also what made me chuckle was all the strip club vergin lols. as in they would walk upto the door to go outside to go on the phone or go for a sig BUT they would ask for permission to go outside LMFAOOOOOO like they was still at school or something hahaha. as soon as they asked for permission I knew dam well it so was the first time they had ever been in a strip club lol.

felt sorry for them tbh as the girls so used and abused them. two lads had to go out to a cash machine cos they ended up skint BAHAHAHAHA!

kezz
3rd October 2008, 00:57
whats your job hun??

i work with people with mental health problems and learning disabilitys for social services

Barry123
3rd October 2008, 00:58
me and 4 mates were haggling on the entry price to get in... not cool. even haggled on the price with the lasses.

JC-Furio
3rd October 2008, 00:58
20k/year for learning! is that for any Phd?

Seriously that rocks Rem's sister.

djrem
3rd October 2008, 00:58
rem is your sister single?

Soon to be i think.

Shes in Coventry, hundreds of miles from her boyfriend.

CAnt see it lasting tbh

Barry123
3rd October 2008, 00:59
i work with people with mental health problems and learning disabilitys for social services

no different from saxp then

Barry123
3rd October 2008, 01:00
20k/year for learning! is that for any Phd?

Seriously that rocks Rem's sister.
naaa check this. one of my mates has landed a phd (well EngD, but same thing really) paying him...

£40k per year.... no shit. 22 and he's getting £40k.
wanker

most phd's pay at £15k i think. but I haggled :D


Soon to be i think.

Shes in Coventry, hundreds of miles from her boyfriend.

CAnt see it lasting tbh

tell her I deeply sorry to hear that.

send her my phone number x

kezz
3rd October 2008, 01:01
no different from saxp then

was jus thinkin that myself but you lot cant beat me up, them fluffers at work kick the poo out of you sometimes!! lol

djmartin
3rd October 2008, 01:01
me and 4 mates were haggling on the entry price to get in... not cool. even haggled on the price with the lasses.

Hagglin only time I haggle is on markets or car boot sales lol.

hahaha
its not what you know its who you know.

like i said..there aint no chance in hell id have planned tonight.
I thought id be just chilling and watching the dvd I planned to watch ''gone in 60 seconds'' but I ended up in a strip club lol.

like WTF! hahaha

djrem
3rd October 2008, 01:03
naaa check this. one of my mates has landed a phd (well EngD, but same thing really) paying him...

£40k per year.... no shit. 22 and he's getting £40k.
wanker

most phd's pay at £15k i think. but I haggled :D


You haggled for something you didnt even want. i like.


tell her I deeply sorry to hear that.

send her my phone number x

Its on facebook, arent you friends with her yet?

Barry123
3rd October 2008, 01:05
You haggled for something you didnt even want. i like.



Its on facebook, arent you friends with her yet?

try and make it more worth while. seriously I don't actually want to do it but can't live off the dole forever, even if it was my life ambition.

nope... but I'm friends with you bro x

djmartin
3rd October 2008, 01:06
try and make it more worth while. seriously I don't actually want to do it but can't live off the dole forever, even if it was my life ambition.



I like your attitude
wish there was more people like you tbh lol.

Barry123
3rd October 2008, 01:07
I like your attitude
wish there was more people like you tbh lol.

dont get too excited... I'm going straight back on to benefits once I've completed it.

djrem
3rd October 2008, 01:08
try and make it more worth while. seriously I don't actually want to do it but can't live off the dole forever, even if it was my life ambition.

nope... but I'm friends with you bro x

Yeah but you dont live near coventry or essex.

Win me over.

djmartin
3rd October 2008, 01:09
dont get too excited... I'm going straight back on to benefits once I've completed it.

yeh yeh lol.

:zainy:

Barry123
3rd October 2008, 01:10
surrey ftw.

JC-Furio
3rd October 2008, 01:11
40k/year jeeez. After uni, i'm just going to get a Phd (attempt anyways) to pay off debts lol.

Sorted, then get on the dole.

Barry123
3rd October 2008, 01:13
40k/year jeeez. After uni, i'm just going to get a Phd (attempt anyways) to pay off debts lol.

Sorted, then get on the dole.

buy a degree (http://www.affordabledegrees.com/?source=Adwords-US&kw=Buy%20a%20phd)

for all your degree needs

djrem
3rd October 2008, 01:15
Surreys cool.
Drop her a message.

Auditions open soon x

JC-Furio
3rd October 2008, 01:17
buy a degree (http://www.affordabledegrees.com/?source=Adwords-US&kw=Buy%20a%20phd)

for all your degree needs

I'm on it.

Anyways, cheers for keeping me entertained ladies/lads/sayer, going to get some sleep now.

Toodles x

PS. Will fuck yo' up at connect 4 tomorrow yeh? Safe g'

Barry123
3rd October 2008, 01:18
mate I got connect 4 universe contest winner 2004 and 2005 running

y0 ass iz grass

djrem
3rd October 2008, 01:18
niiiiiiiiiiiiiight x

Barry123
3rd October 2008, 01:19
off for a wankski.

stay safe

Schnickerz
3rd October 2008, 01:32
Aye, up here mate, kept saying every month that i wanted to do bits to my saxo but kept delaying it and delaying it. Tonight i thought fook it - went shopping and have just been a bit heavy on the clicking "buy button" now feeling a bit bad about it so ive basically come here for some re-assurance. i DID do a good thing right??
Got some Angel eyes and Lexus lights for my Furio, some mesh to mesh the front grille and a silver sun strip. Might not sound much but when your pay-packet for the month was only just over £700 .. it is!

Barry123
3rd October 2008, 02:43
Aye, up here mate, kept saying every month that i wanted to do bits to my saxo but kept delaying it and delaying it. Tonight i thought fook it - went shopping and have just been a bit heavy on the clicking "buy button" now feeling a bit bad about it so ive basically come here for some re-assurance. i DID do a good thing right??
Got some Angel eyes and Lexus lights for my Furio, some mesh to mesh the front grille and a silver sun strip. Might not sound much but when your pay-packet for the month was only just over £700 .. it is!

might want to put the lexus light and sunstrip on ebay man :)

NickB
3rd October 2008, 02:48
lol!
you tell him ad^



Much Love... Nite all!

djrem
3rd October 2008, 02:51
im on episode 2 of heros season 3

its lush. i love cheerleaders x

saxo_ron
3rd October 2008, 03:28
Uk Gold al the way for baywatch. Fux me I wish I could slepp

_ELECTABUZZ_
3rd October 2008, 07:27
up, at work, chewing on a pen, which i;ve only just realised is leaking. NOT amused. i think coffe will help me be alive today. as nothing else will.