am bored what everyone else upto?

[adam19]

as title says :p

[Mattt-VTR]

You've been framed!

[bullit]

gonna go kip soon

[kezz]

You've been framed!

Same as the above but goin out in a bit, meal down rusholme manchester :drink:

[adam19]

aint seen that in ages :panic:

[Marshy]

gonna go kip soon

Same here, power-nap before the night ahead :p

[kezz]

aint seen that in ages :panic:

ITV, wot are you doin at the mo? apart from the obvious, meaning on your comp lol :wacko:

[adam19]

lol, looking after lil sis while she watching miss doubtfire :A::n:

[Mochachino]

having a wank n reading saxp.

getting ready for work :)

[Elliott]

deciding wether to get a xbox360 premium or elite??????

[MJRallying]

Elite FTW, and yes im very bored want to go out in town 2nite but mates are boring

[kezz]

having a wank n reading saxp.

getting ready for work :)

LOL!!! pics please!! :fcuk:

[Tupps]

Fifa 09

[fossie]

Fifa09 beating the fatty Tupps

[Danr]

Just about to go and have a shower, then sit about and do nothing for a little while. Then go to the pub and get obscenely drunk :)

[MrHouston]

Been bored all day, no money and shit weather.

PC gaming it me thinks

[trcygrdn]

Just woke up having had 2 hrs sleep post night shift before footie. Wake up, eat, pub, sleep, work.
xx

[Agent-VIP]

Going to drop my dad and his mate off in town..

Then going to a mates house to get off my tits.. and play fifa.

[matt_vtr_15]

watching x factor atm, whilst doing some work on the computer/mainly on sax-p...

and sorting some clothes out etc, then picking jojo up from town. then dip my wick in the bucket of custard probs....

ijoke

[adam19]

oh is fifa 09 out then- i forgot bout that coming out :'(

[Josh_24]

just about to get in the shower and get ready for work :(

[Mochachino]

jus got back from work, gonna talk to the girl till early hours now. whilst listnen to music and cruising the internt.

[Sophie123]

I have a glass of Baileys, a packet of fruit gums and a laptop =]

I really need to get out more :homme:

[Pat_Vts]

I have a glass of Baileys, a packet of fruit gums and a laptop =]

I really need to get out more :homme:

you dont haha

i am similair

can of coke, laptop, waiting for match of day:fcuk:

[Tupps]

Watchin the barcelona match

3-0 in first 9 minutes

Now 5-1 at half time

[Saxotim]

im in bed nursing my head from last night.

music on, wonderin if im able to get up and go eat yet

[OLLYVTS]

Nothing much just watching tv and sitting on here with a cold beer.

[Cal]

Neg's Urban Sports always cures my boredum.... and always makes me laugh, especially the burger bowl off. Enjoy :y:

http://uk.youtube.com/results?search_query=neg%27s+urban+sports&search_type=&aq=0&oq=neg%27s

[DJDannyB]

Im going to bed soon up at 6 for work at 7.30 :(

[adam19]

i went out was boring so came home- having quick look on sax-p gonna crack open a beer watch bit of tv then go bed :y:

[alex19]

Im watching some documentary on dog fights in the war on some discovery channel. Number 234 on virgin media, can't find the remote.

[kezz]

i went out was boring so came home- having quick look on sax-p gonna crack open a beer watch bit of tv then go bed :y:

Lol! i went down manny, was poop so was home by 10.50!! :bored:
since i got home its bin more borin, dunno what to do with myself :panic:

[adam19]

im just watching sky sports news - thru the night - need to do a lil catch up on the sport lol

[adam19]

Lol! i went down manny, was poop so was home by 10.50!! :bored:
since i got home its bin more borin, dunno what to do with myself :panic:

yeah no what you mean - im bored but dont wanna go bed yet to early for a sat night :p

[MrHouston]

Just made a sexy cheese on toast and now watching have i got news for you on iplayer wooop

[kezz]

Agreed! way to early for bed,,,,,,,,,,,wel it is for me

[adam19]

Agreed! way to early for bed,,,,,,,,,,,wel it is for me

yup im usaully in on a sat night bout 3-4 ish :y: not got that much money atm as just oredered 4-2-1 mani :P andgot new set off alloys ;):panic:

[djrem]

hosting while Tom DJs CLICK HERE (http://www.voguefm.co.uk/radio)

[phillyh]

My 'girlfriend' just finished me down the phone shouting "BELL END BELL END"

Lols
crazy hoe.

*starts texting girls in phonebook*

[adam19]

oh nice :panic: whos been a naughty boy then lol

[kezz]

My 'girlfriend' just finished me down the phone shouting "BELL END BELL END"

Lols
crazy hoe.

*starts texting girls in phonebook*

LOL! now that is funny :clapping:
What you dun wrong?????

[alex19]

My 'girlfriend' just finished me down the phone shouting "BELL END BELL END"

Lols
crazy hoe.

*starts texting girls in phonebook*

WTF, why?

Should have replied with "CHEESE HOLE CHEESE HOLE"

[kezz]

WTF, why?

Should have replied with "CHEESE HOLE CHEESE HOLE"

Hehehe!!! lol (cheese hole) not heard that one before :clapping:

[adam19]

Hehehe!!! lol (cheese hole) not heard that one before :clapping:

lol same here :y:

[djrem]

WTF, why?

Should have replied with "CHEESE HOLE CHEESE HOLE"

Tastes more like Guiness tbh...

[kezz]

whilst i was in manny, we all went for a meal down wilmslow rd rusholme and the food wasnt hot when it came!
No desert menu
No drinks menu, the service was really bad and the bill still came to £137 GUTTED!!!

[adam19]

:fcuk::fcuk::fcuk: i would never off payed that i no its split between you lot, but still.... lol :fcuk: would of done a runnner :y::panic:

[phillyh]

Well, lmao, story goes

I found out 2 weeks ago, off four different people, shes cheated on me on a night out, we'd been argueing etc ever since, hadnt seen or spoke much.

Was meant to see her tomorrow, but i need to go back to uni and shes working till 5/6, so i was like :/

So she rang, and shouted that, lol

Seriously, its pissed me off, and she wont stop ringing and texting me, which im just letting ring through, lol.


Ohh what a laugh, totally unprovoked shit.

[kezz]

:fcuk::fcuk::fcuk: i would never off payed that i no its split between you lot, but still.... lol :fcuk: would of done a runnner :y::panic:

I would of dun but i had my heals on lol! :oops:

[djrem]

lets be xbox friends and play gta4 instead.

add "djrem" x

[phillyh]

I would add you, and whip your ass until its all blistered, but my xbox is in uni.

So I have spared you for now.

[adam19]

Well, lmao, story goes

I found out 2 weeks ago, off four different people, shes cheated on me on a night out, we'd been argueing etc ever since, hadnt seen or spoke much.

Was meant to see her tomorrow, but i need to go back to uni and shes working till 5/6, so i was like :/

So she rang, and shouted that, lol

Seriously, its pissed me off, and she wont stop ringing and texting me, which im just letting ring through, lol.


Ohh what a laugh, totally unprovoked shit.


woman ay ;) only good for one thing :y:

[djrem]

i just sit in free mode on GTA4 making maddie maccann jokes while spouting anti american rhymes. x

[kezz]

Well, lmao, story goes

I found out 2 weeks ago, off four different people, shes cheated on me on a night out, we'd been argueing etc ever since, hadnt seen or spoke much.

Was meant to see her tomorrow, but i need to go back to uni and shes working till 5/6, so i was like :/

So she rang, and shouted that, lol

Seriously, its pissed me off, and she wont stop ringing and texting me, which im just letting ring through, lol.


Ohh what a laugh, totally unprovoked shit.

Aaw the cheek!!!! she cheats on you and then expects you to be at her bec an call..............................WOT A FLUFFY MUFF!! :n:

[adam19]

x-box is getting internet in week whooo

[adam19]

I would of dun but i had my heals on lol! :oops:

lol should of walked of a let rest at table to pay lol :A:

[kezz]

woman ay ;) only good for one thing :y:

Hey you,,,,,, lady present!!



only jokin,,,, yeh yeh yeh were all the same ;)

[djrem]

Aaw the cheek!!!! she cheats on you and then expects you to be at her bec an call..............................WOT A FLUFFY MUFF!! :n:

dont judge a girl by her pubic hair.

[adam19]

Hey you,,,,,, lady present!!



only jokin,,,, yeh yeh yeh were all the same ;)

woman think the same but just keep it shhhh :cool:

[kezz]

woman think the same but just keep it shhhh :cool:

what girl do you no that just keeps it shhhh???? i need to have words with her lol:P

[adam19]

well only me ex lol - she never talked about it - just let her actions revell it in bed :p;)

[Saxo-Will]

blatently just pick up the phone and lay it on the bed so she talks to herself... wasting her credit/minutes JOKES ON HER BIATCH!!!!

on a better note, just got back from some sexytime in the saxo tbh, now debating to watch a film or go to sleep

[phillyh]

LMFAO at Rem, totally fucking cheer'd me up, hilarious <3

[kezz]

well only me ex lol - she never talked about it - just let her actions revell it in bed :p;)

Lol!!
BAD MOOD-pull my nighty down when your done! :bored::bored:
GOOD MOOD-do what you want to me! :fcuk::fcuk:

[adam19]

Lol!!
BAD MOOD-pull my nighty down when your done! :bored::bored:
GOOD MOOD-do what you want to me! :fcuk::fcuk:

love to know ya when your in a good mood :panic::y::p

[gavbey]

lol im llookingg for a vts

[kezz]

love to know ya when your in a good mood :panic::y::p

;););););)

[Barry123]

im about to go finger my bummy.

[kezz]

im about to go finger my bummy.

Eeew! you monster



Let someone else do it for you! lol! :fcuk:

[Mitchell]

i just watched pain olympics

now ive got a stiffy

[Barry123]

honestly I wouldn't let anyone near my arse in that way let alone myself.

bum is not for fun.

[adam19]

turning into sax-porn :zainy:

[Saxo-Will]

Eeew! you monster



Let someone else do it for you! lol! :fcuk:

who found this girl???

*borat* very nice! i like! *close borat*

[kezz]

turning into sax-porn :zainy:

Anything is entertainment when your bored :zainy:

[kezz]

who found this girl???

*borat* very nice! i like! *close borat*

What do you mean by that eh????

[Barry123]

turning into sax-porn :zainy:

to be honest ad's it's been late coming today. normally kicks in at about 1pm

[djrem]

fap fap fap x

[adam19]

to be honest ad's it's been late coming today. normally kicks in at about 1pm

just got here in time then :p

[Saxo-Will]

What do you mean by that eh????

well before you came sax-p was a decent, honest, upper class society of saxo enthusiasts... but now you are making them all into sex addicts who finger their bumholes! :fcuk:

iLie, we're all crazy perverts

[Barry123]

fap fap fap x

seriously... fapping is wanking isn't it?

JC told me it was the motion of human being trying to fly... like flapping.
but i think he's pulling my e-leg...

[Cal]

Just superglued my neighbours doorbell down

[adam19]

well before you came sax-p was a decent, honest, upper class society of saxo enthusiasts... but now you are making them all into sex addicts who finger their bumholes! :fcuk:

iLie, we're all crazy perverts

lmao :A::A::A:

[Mitchell]

http://www.intternetti.net/~jiri/motivation/fap.jpg

[kezz]

well before you came sax-p was a decent, honest, upper class society of saxo enthusiasts... but now you are making them all into sex addicts who finger their bumholes! :fcuk:

iLie, we're all crazy perverts

Hey im a good girl i am!!!

[Pat_Vts]

hey im a good girl i am!!!

me is bad;)

[kezz]

me is bad;)

bad is good but naughty is better :P:fcuk:

[Mitchell]

bad is good but naughty is better :P:fcuk:

post pics of your vajayjay then

[adam19]

sound like a girl who knows what shes talking about ;)

[Cal]

Rat out ftw

[Saxo-Will]

bad is good but naughty is better :P:fcuk:

see! there ya go again! you big tease!

live sax-p webcam or your a bot simo has made to keep us occupied...

[kezz]

post pics of your vajayjay then

LOL! i said naughty not pervy!

[djrem]

http://content.totallynsfw.com/media/birdwatching/galleries/birdwatching399/bird_01.jpg
FAP FAP FAP (http://www.totallynsfw.com/galleries/galleries_birdwatching_399/)

[kezz]

see! there ya go again! you big tease!

live sax-p webcam or your a bot simo has made to keep us occupied...

Aaw dont be a nasty pasty! im jus bein one of the minus the balls LOL! :wacko:

[adam19]

see! there ya go again! you big tease!

live sax-p webcam or your a bot simo has made to keep us occupied...

sax-p webcam :panic::panic::panic: might have to make a sax-p webcam room ;)

[Barry123]

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d172/nonchang/myspace-codes-animations-65.gif

[Saxo-Will]

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d172/nonchang/myspace-codes-animations-65.gif

sayer, why are you're threads the most pointless yet the funniest? share the wisdom :geek:

[Barry123]

sayer, why are you're threads the most pointless yet the funniest? share the wisdom :geek:

no idea man!
first rule... post to make yourself laugh.
second rule... follow first rule religiously



...



































http://s57.photobucket.com/albums/g202/Teh_Vesti/th_thd2805cce7aac7c9cb84f4138b027424c.gif

[Pat_Vts]

http://content.totallynsfw.com/media/birdwatching/galleries/birdwatching399/bird_01.jpg
FAP FAP FAP (http://www.totallynsfw.com/galleries/galleries_birdwatching_399/)

nom nom nom

be gentle

nom nom nom

[djrem]

tbh.
girl awake at 2am on a saxo site and not out drunk with a tongue down her neck on a saturday laugh?

minger alert.

[Cal]

Internet chicks are never hot...

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/3317/gamergirlshk0vg3.jpg

[Pat_Vts]

bad is good but naughty is better :P:fcuk:

can you private message me what you mean
thanx

x

[Pat_Vts]

errr i hope she isnt a internet geek lolz

[Barry123]

http://randompeople.org/mdowned.gif

[Chuffy]

I'm the rapping shoe
and I'm married to a sandal
all the shoes in the shop
said it was a scandal

Ah yes the rapping shoe. If anyone wants more raps let me know

[djrem]

fap fap -

Wha? shhh

*pretend's hot*

fap fap fap

[Barry123]

Internet chicks are never hot...

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/3317/gamergirlshk0vg3.jpg

i hate women that have developed further into puberty than myself.

[djrem]

Moustaches are cool

[Pat_Vts]

those women have more qualifications than u

[Cal]

Hate women full stop atm... need me one o' these


http://pixi.myaiesec.net/uploaded_images/Man_sremote-772435.jpg

[djrem]

Xboxlive points arent qualifications...

[Pat_Vts]

Xboxlive points arent qualifications...

sorry i thought they were lol

[Barry123]

those women have more qualifications than u

bet their combined post count isn't as massive as mine...

[Barry123]

sorry i thought they were lol

pat_vts = owned

http://www.picpop.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10921/owned.jpg

:)

[Pat_Vts]

they dont post on a saxo forum by the way sayer

they post on the PHD forums

(when i said sorry thought they were i was being scarastic, FAIL sayer)

[phillyh]

LOL at this thread now.

Btw Cal, come to the NW meet in November? Its not too far

[adam19]

some girls are ;) :panic:

http://i352.photobucket.com/albums/r339/adamslater88/lol.jpg

[Cal]

Btw Cal, come to the NW meet in November? Its not too farI'll ask Tom_tom if he's going... I'm banned till June

[kezz]

tbh.
girl awake at 2am on a saxo site and not out drunk with a tongue down her neck on a saturday laugh?

minger alert.

Cheeky git! iv bin out, im jus chillin, buzzin off you lot and havin a few jd and cokes :drink:
tryin to change my avater but keeps sayin upload failed :wacko:

[Barry123]

they dont post on a saxo forum by the way sayer

they post on the PHD forums

(when i said sorry thought they were i was being scarastic, FAIL sayer)

just messing homie... was gaggin to find a half assed reason to put the pic up :)

[djrem]

Cheeky git! iv bin out, im jus chillin, buzzin off you lot and havin a few jd and cokes :drink:
tryin to change my avater but keeps sayin upload failed :wacko:

need help on msn?
magic_rem@hotmail.com

[Pat_Vts]

Cheeky git! iv bin out, im jus chillin, buzzin off you lot and havin a few jd and cokes :drink:
tryin to change my avater but keeps sayin upload failed :wacko:

women...

[adam19]

msn = webcam :y:

[phillyh]

I'll ask Tom_tom if he's going... I'm banned till June

Lol fair enough, he normally comes down to these parts for meets anyway and met him at FCS aswell, should come along mate!

[JC-Furio]

seriously... fapping is wanking isn't it?

JC told me it was the motion of human being trying to fly... like flapping.
but i think he's pulling my e-leg...

I'm not quite sure what you think i'd gain by lying to you. I'm truthful, like an owl.

[Pat_Vts]

just messing homie... was gaggin to find a half assed reason to put the pic up :)

funny pic:P i kinda LOLd tbh

im sad yep

[Cal]

Lol fair enough, he normally comes down to these parts for meets anyway and met him at FCS aswell, should come along mate!Will do mate when exactly is it?

[Barry123]

Cheeky git! iv bin out, im jus chillin, buzzin off you lot and havin a few jd and cokes :drink:
tryin to change my avater but keeps sayin upload failed :wacko:

how pissed are you?

and do you have webcam?

[Pat_Vts]

Will do mate when exactly is it?

when u unglue ur neighbours doorbell:y:

[djrem]

msn = webcam :y:

i only offer technical advice on msn.


btw, what you wearing? type 786 for chat and maybe more x

[Pat_Vts]

i haz no webcams but you go on and i'l have a cam next time?

x

[phillyh]

Will do mate when exactly is it?

So far, dates lined up are either 2nd or 8th of November.

Either keep and eye out in the section, or I will let you or Tom know 'inittt'

[Cal]

So far, dates lined up are either 2nd or 8th of November.

Either keep and eye out in the section, or I will let you or Tom know 'inittt'Safe bruv. Propa


Pat: No... just gunna go put dog shit under his car door handles

[kezz]

how pissed are you?

and do you have webcam?

LOL Im not that pissed you plum!!

[djrem]

LOL Im not that pissed you plum!!

PM when you are.

kbai x

[Barry123]

I'm not quite sure what you think i'd gain by lying to you. I'm truthful, like an owl.

thought we were going to play connect 4???

you lied.





i find it's a bit too tricky anyway...













Connect 1!!!!
http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8534/connectoneny3.jpg


PM when you are.

kbai x

yeahhh boi :cool:

[adam19]

LOL Im not that pissed you plum!!

least he tried :p

[djrem]

Connect 1!!!!
http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8534/connectoneny3.jpg


All about tossing for first go...

[Pat_Vts]

pics required tbh of kezz or this thread is a major fail

[adam19]

pics required tbh of kezz or this thread is a major fail

im not going bed till theres a pic up :zainy:

kezz ?

[JC-Furio]

thought we were going to play connect 4???

you lied.

Touche.

I'll come visit and bring Jenga, that's wayyyyy better.

[Pat_Vts]

me too

early morning snack? lol and waitin for a pic of kezz too

[adam19]

looking like a all nighter then ;)

[kezz]

im not going bed till theres a pic up :zainy:

kezz ?

im tryin! im tryin! :wall:

[Pat_Vts]

meh theres a good programme on atm

for those who have sky press 106 the villa

[adam19]

we`re waiting we`re waiting :hug:

[djrem]

got facebook?

[adam19]

meh theres a good programme on atm

for those who have sky press 106 the villa

id join em in bath lol

[JC-Furio]

Fuck this, tits or no tits. I want sleep.

Later fuckers.

x

[Cal]

Its ok I just wiped up on the curtains. I only take 23 seconds

[Barry123]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/funny-pictures-scary-cat-noms-in-hell.jpg


ok pictures are getting non funny now.

bed.

[djrem]

Rem delivers (http://www.totallyupyours.com/48e7405373380-two_girls_getting_wet.html) NSFW


Niggght x

[Pat_Vts]

id join em in bath lol

sick fucker ur watchin same fing as me haha

entertaining thou but see tht dude pissed n lyin there while the girls pull his pantz off **loser**

but yeh tap them al lol

[adam19]

sick fucker ur watchin same fing as me haha

entertaining thou but see tht dude pissed n lyin there while the girls pull his pantz off **loser**

but yeh tap them al lol

haha lol - dunna where they are though but i wanna go there lol :panic:

[kezz]

we`re waiting we`re waiting :hug:

http://[img=http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6652/6245082640032yr6.jpg] (http://imageshack.us)

[Pat_Vts]

funny also how they kept in 3 of the fittest birds

chubby one gone and geeky, pale gone lol

no subtitles aragh

[adam19]

doesnt work :(

[Pat_Vts]

kezz...

use photobucket its easier and image in url alot easier jus upload and copy paste

x

[kezz]

which link do i use on image shack???

[Pat_Vts]

http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6652/6245082640032yr6.jpg

[kezz]

give me a mo and il try it

[Pat_Vts]

is that really u kezz?

[kezz]

http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6652/6245082640032yr6.jpg

clever dicky eh!!! :y:

[Pat_Vts]

one thing that f**ks me off is programmes like the villa
no subtitles

unfair lol

[Ste-88]

http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6652/6245082640032yr6.jpg

pow

EDIT: e-perves beat me to it

[kezz]

is that really u kezz?

Erm yeh! why r u disapointed?

[Pat_Vts]

clever dicky eh!!! :y:

clever ... but that isnt you im sure lol
i not disapointed

id tap that if thats what you want to know lol

[Cal]

Just get naked already

[djrem]

http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6652/6245082640032yr6.jpghttp://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6652/6245082640032yr6.jpghttp://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6652/6245082640032yr6.jpghttp://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6652/6245082640032yr6.jpghttp://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6652/6245082640032yr6.jpghttp://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6652/6245082640032yr6.jpghttp://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6652/6245082640032yr6.jpg

Fap material +1

Rest of collection plz x

[Barry123]

Erm yeh! why r u disapointed?

kezz, my honest advice for your own safety is, if you really are that fit you really really really don't want to be on saxp...

[kezz]

clever ... but that isnt you im sure lol
i not disapointed

id tap that if thats what you want to know lol

Honest it is, iv got pure, had a portfolio done :oops:

[Pat_Vts]

i just realised it does have subtitles, i didnt turn it on

lol sorry

[Barry123]

needs must....










http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d172/nonchang/myspace-codes-animations-65.gif

[Cal]

Too much show and not enough go imo. Rem - Fail

[Pat_Vts]

ohh nice portifilo

ur a model then?:)

[adam19]

yeah lol, fucking gorgeous if thats you ;)

[djrem]

*grabs popcorn
hits F5
Watches Sax-P virgins try and pop cherriez.*

[Barry123]

*grabs popcorn
hits F5
Watches Sax-P virgins try and pop cherriez.*

that's what I was doing, then it went quiet...


normally most girls on saxp turn out to be munters, which is why I've gone quiet now...

[Pat_Vts]

iv got popcorn already rem - fail

[kezz]

yeah lol, fucking gorgeous if thats you ;)

nice one! mwah x im not a model tho, my mate worked at a studio and did them for free whilst the boss was off lol!
Im just an average mum with a decent job

[kezz]

that's what I was doing, then it went quiet...


normally most girls on saxp turn out to be munters, which is why I've gone quiet now...

is that a first for you???

[Barry123]

I'm on the dole.

marry me.

[Cal]

Show me your babymaker

[djrem]

nice one! mwah x im not a model tho, my mate worked at a studio and did them for free whilst the boss was off lol!
Im just an average mum with a decent job

Lets make a movie.
We get a grand for winning.
50/50 split?

[Pat_Vts]

not being funny

knew a girl called katie lou from basildon

minger personally imo in real life, she was a model though and managed to do car shows and got into fast car or something but she was a minger in real life

[Barry123]

is that a first for you???

well normally, it's like jokey stuff

'show us pics' etc etc

then they turn out to look more like a man that I do...

anyway sensible Adsayer now...

[Pat_Vts]

more pics though are needed for further assessments

via photobucket for big size images not lil ones:)

[djrem]

not being funny

knew a girl called katie lou from basildon

minger personally imo in real life, she was a model though and managed to do car shows and got into fast car or something but she was a minger in real life

"I Iz local Cruize Site Model"...

They're all fat and ugly.

A "Real" model is one that is signed to an agency imo

let me get Billie. one sec

[Cal]

Here is my cock


http://www.manbottle.com/pictures/man_with_a_very_big_cock.jpg

[adam19]

could do a few photoshots with you an me car ;)

[Pat_Vts]

er she yeah cruise site model type

shocking not fat, but ugly as fuck face and looks chav 110% and her teeth fuckd up lol looks as though she didnt go to the dentist when she was younger lol

[Pat_Vts]

could do a few photoshots with you an me car ;)

ur car is a pile of wank (jokin)

go do shoot on cals car

x

[Barry123]

"I Iz local Cruize Site Model"...

They're all fat and ugly.

A "Real" model is one that is signed to an agency imo

let me get Billie. one sec

no lie... I've had a couple of requests by 'models' to take photo's for them...

I've said yep no worries, then when I've met them they end up reminding me of Skeletor from He-man. why so many girls think they're models I'll never know. Wastes my time as I've got to shoot them (photographically and not with a preferred gun) then as I've already said yes.

[Cal]

Cal's car ftw

[djrem]

My mate Billie Eadie from Uni land.

She does TV, Car Shows, magazines blah blah

Car Shows:
http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v184/76/39/619906471/n619906471_625915_1985.jpg

Soccer Am:
http://photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v162/76/39/619906471/n619906471_483030_126.jpg

Underwear Catalogues:
http://photos-h.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v165/76/39/619906471/n619906471_488391_1506.jpg

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v165/76/39/619906471/n619906471_488417_3372.jpg

Miss Essex:
http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v161/76/39/619906471/n619906471_461482_3540.jpg

She's won some People Paper thing too
http://photos-h.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v111/76/39/619906471/n619906471_207991_561.jpg


Shes fap material.
Add her boys:
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=619906471

[Pat_Vts]

have u shagged her rem?

[Cal]

have u shagged her rem?LOL repped

[Barry123]

done well that lass... can't say she appeals to me though

[djrem]

have u shagged her rem?

Shes a model.
Shes dating a footballer silly.

Some kid from WestHams B team reserves
http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v184/76/39/619906471/n619906471_625914_1642.jpg
http://photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v318/76/39/619906471/n619906471_1288374_3253.jpg

[Cal]

He looks 14

[Pat_Vts]

how does she not

nice face nice tits nice bum from essex

win win lol

[Pat_Vts]

he looks 14

lol 15?

[Barry123]

how does she not

nice face nice tits nice bum from essex

win win lol

it's the last part that kills it for me.

[djrem]

Hairy minge
http://photos-h.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v165/76/39/619906471/n619906471_488391_1506.jpg

[adam19]

dont get many nice girls from essex - so gotta snatch um up while ya can

[Pat_Vts]

wheres the hair LOL

[adam19]

can see it at the top on the underwear lol

[adam19]

jokessss

[MJRallying]

Im bored i was on xbox but started getting beat alot so gave up, may av a look at some porn tbh....

[Barry123]

honestly it's times like this I wish I'd tried a bit harder with football.

I could be butt-ugly but even then I'd be dating the hottest women on earth :(

[Pat_Vts]

Im bored i was on xbox but started getting beat alot so gave up, may av a look at some porn tbh....


tell ur bruv to deliver me dominoes first

wil tip

x

[djrem]

dont get many nice girls from essex - so gotta snatch um up while ya can

WRONG.

Harlow is full of skanks.

Ive been there once.

Purely to shag a MILF.

http://photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v337/31/84/780518253/n780518253_763014_1951.jpg


The rest of Essex has its diamonds in the rocks.

Pull a fiver out in Basildon.

You'll be laid in minutes

"Paper Money! OMG SHARON!!111 PAPER MONEY!" x

[Barry123]

23000

yesss

cheers lads.

[adam19]

harlow aint that bad- its just easy to get laid ;)

[Pat_Vts]

The rest of Essex has its diamonds in the rocks.

Pull a fiver out in Basildon.

You'll be laid in minutes

"Paper Money! OMG SHARON!!111 PAPER MONEY!" x

i agree about the basildon bit

went festival lesiure couple months ago and tbh plenty of whores about my mate ended up having a 3some and i ended up somewher unfortunate

[Barry123]

harlow aint that bad- its just easy to get laid ;)

can someone invite out with them when they go to this harlow that you speakth...

[Pat_Vts]

also rem that ''milf''

ugly lol

[Cal]

Try Wales.... :(

[kezz]

more pics though are needed for further assessments

via photobucket for big size images not lil ones:)

if i put some more up and they dont show, can you put them up like the last one???

[djrem]

i agree about the basildon bit

went festival lesiure couple months ago and tbh plenty of whores about my mate ended up having a 3some and i ended up somewher unfortunate
Basildon is unfortunate. full stop.


can someone invite out with them when they go to this harlow that you speakth...

Come play Sayerrrrz x

[adam19]

that milf lives in my street

[Barry123]

Try Wales.... :(

try fucking yorkshire and tyne&wear...

no wonder I'm still a virgin
http://arsenaldebate.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/fat-women-bbw-singles.jpg

[Pat_Vts]

if i put some more up and they dont show, can you put them up like the last one???

no problem

[djrem]

if i put some more up and they dont show, can you put them up like the last one???

you need the "Forum code" link

that looks like

[ IMG ] HTTP:WWW.MYRATISOUT.COM/IMAGE.jpg (http://www.noblepest.com/images/brown-rat.jpg) [ /IMG]

[Cal]

try fucking yorkshire and tyne&wear...

no wonder I'm still a virgin
http://arsenaldebate.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/fat-women-bbw-singles.jpgOne of Leeroy's many conquests

[Barry123]

Basildon is unfortunate. full stop.




Come play Sayerrrrz x

def

I'll take you out to Surrey Uni...

plenty of posh filth I havent got a hope in hell of porking.

[Barry123]

One of Leeroy's many conquests

one on the right is leeroy isn't it?

[MJRallying]

tell ur bruv to deliver me dominoes first

wil tip

x

lol i work there too but he is just a dominos bum full timer lol

he is asleep now and dominos is shut :P x

[djrem]

def

I'll take you out to Surrey Uni...

plenty of posh filth I havent got a hope in hell of porking.

Perk up.

Confidence. Shit Magic tricks. And "I dont normally do this" into your vocab.

Win. Sex. x

[Barry123]

you need the "Forum code" link

that looks like

[ IMG ] HTTP:WWW.MYRATISOUT.COM/IMAGE.jpg [ /IMG]

I clicked on the link! oooo hhhhh yessss I clicked on the linkkkkk



:cry:

[Barry123]

Perk up.

Confidence. Shit Magic tricks. And "I dont normally do this" into your vocab.

Win. Sex. x

worth mentioning the post count? rep power? owning a saxo yeah?

[djrem]

I clicked on the link! oooo hhhhh yessss I clicked on the linkkkkk



:cry:

link fixed x

[Cal]

one on the right is leeroy isn't it?Could well be my friend... although she doesn't have McDonalds hair

[Pat_Vts]

worth mentioning the post count? rep power? owning a saxo yeah?

yh and qualifications and cock size and that your a virgin

they'l defo want to pop your cherry then:y:

[djrem]

worth mentioning the post count? rep power? owning a saxo yeah?

No.

i say.

I have a 2.8 turbo'd red coupe.

Sharon the Shogan has never failed to impress

[Barry123]

link fixed x

nice rat x

[Barry123]

yh and qualifications and cock size and that your a virgin

they'l defo want to pop your cherry then:y:

quality... loads going for me then


'hi, I have no job, I'm part of an internet forum of which I have to stupidly large post count, I stay up to the early morning posting on it....



I'm a virgin...

sex?'

[Pat_Vts]

No.

i say.

I have a 2.8 turbo'd red coupe.

Sharon the Shogan has never failed to impress

your avatar thing says toyota hilux 3,0?

[djrem]

Wrong.

My most successful line so far is "Ever seen a ghost?"

Talk to a girl about anything but sex.
driving home from haunted houses guarentee sex on the layby after the cholchester turn off on the A12.

Fact. x

[djrem]

your avatar thing says toyota hilux 3,0?

Depends what i have at my disposal.
The Hilux is sign written on the flap down bit so dont like taking it out:
http://www.saxperience.com/forum/showpost.php?p=2581790&postcount=24

[Barry123]

Wrong.

My most successful line so far is "Ever seen a ghost?"

Talk to a girl about anything but sex.
driving home from haunted houses guarentee sex on the layby after the cholchester turn off on the A12.

Fact. x

did you cover her in ectoplasm rem?

[djrem]

did you cover her in ectoplasm rem?

Like clockwork
fake leather seats.
Wipe clean.
Win x

[adam19]

in a win win situation ;)

[Barry123]

so just go up to girl and say 'ever seen a ghost?'

then just spuz on her right?

[Pat_Vts]

think kezz gone bed tbh her last activitcy was 3.07am

hai kezz lol no pic?

[kezz]

http://<a href="http://imageshack.us"><img src="http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/2306/6245082640045tf0.jpg" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"/></a><br/>

[Pat_Vts]

so just go up to girl and say 'ever seen a ghost?'

then just spuz on her right?

no

ever seen a ghost? my names djrem

then spuz on her

[djrem]

http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/2306/6245082640045tf0.jpg

Not HTML, Forum IMG code silly pants

[adam19]

shes awake just longing us off lol

[Barry123]

sad I know... I'm laughing my arse off but i need my beauty sleep got a lot to do tomorrow...


... yeah right...

still need my sleepz


oh and...

in before the lock.

the mod who deletes this thread is a homo x x x

[djrem]

no

ever seen a ghost? my names djrem

then spuz on her

No fools.

You have to talk about something that is as far away from sex as possible.