males and massages..?

[matt_vtr_15]

What are your opinions on massages/facials etc... do you class them as gay? or relaxing and ok for blokes to go for? do any of you go for massages?

discuss.

[MJRallying]

:homme:

[Mark51]

id go for them but would feel proper gay to book one so dont, i secretly use my girlfriends stuff, lol shhhhh!!!

[mikey362vtr]

never had either lol :homme:

[OLLYVTS]

Theres nothing wrong with them if a bird dose them to you.

[Predator_R32]

only massage i like is round the old cock area tbh :p

[Yates]

i sometimes use mudpacks on my face and that stuff you can peel off, also use face scrubs, got to look after your skin

i work with oil and so on, so i want to keep my skin clean and not all clogged up

i had a few massages in brazil ;);)

[Mark51]

only massage i like is round the old cock area tbh :p

dont you do that yourself with your fleshlight?

[matt_vtr_15]

id go for them but would feel proper gay to book one so dont, i secretly use my girlfriends stuff, lol shhhhh!!!

haha, thats kinda the same as me, doesn't feel very macho to get massaged etc....

but looks like i am in for one now... will have to see how it goes i guess ...

[Yates]

and i forgot to add, the facial stuff and mud pack bits are designed for men, i still get my mam to buy them tho...

[Predator_R32]

dont you do that yourself with your fleshlight?

jesus this has went worldwide hasnt it lmao

[Mochachino]

massages are amazing! i love them, no no to facials though.

[Yates]

oh and i also moisturise most days

[matt_vtr_15]

oh and i also moisturise most days

yates, babysoft.

[matt_vtr_15]

massages are amazing! i love them, no no to facials though.

why no no to facials??

think that is first on the agender :panic: then not sure after...

i think she is going to be ready any moment..i will report back

infact i must go now, back in 5 i guess won't be long hehe

[GRAHAM2000VTR]

Theres nothing wrong with them if a bird dose them to you.

agreed

[Yates]

times are changing, personally ive been out and had convos with lasses and mates have ripped, but then the lasses have said its great that i look after myself as long as its not over the top, ive known pretty boys using eye whitener and things like that, thats gay.

face scrub ftw (http://www.stives.com/skin-care-products/facial-invigorating-scrub.cfm)

[Mitchell]

if you think massages are gay then your seriously seriously insecure, basically making you the queer one.

i'm normally booked in once every 2 weeks to sooth muscle tension and keep my back good

[bullit]

i used to have them regulary. stopped now. bout 25 30 a pop.

same reason as mitchell

[MJRallying]

LOL just seems a bit girly to keep your body good a proper man is straight out the box rough and ready

[bullit]

oh and i also moisturise most days

what you use. my face is weathered now compared to my pen pusher mates?

my hands are cracked to bugger atm aswell

[bullit]

haha, thats kinda the same as me, doesn't feel very macho to get massaged etc....

...

when ever have you been macho anyway. your the saxp weasel

[JC-Furio]

when ever have you been macho anyway. your the saxp weasel

Haha, bullits forearms, bigger than matts thighs.

Safe

[alex19]

Back and cock massage, that is all I see as acceptable.

[5AMBO]

i get massages from my girlfriend as im sure others do. would love one from a proffesional thoug as i swear the muscles in my back are f*****. I would have no problems in booking one. nothing gay about them. When you have had a gard day at work, a guy needs as much relaxation as a women, if not more

[Tupps]

I love them

But they're abit gay... So i dress up as a woman when i go for one

[Mattt-VTR]

only when jojo is giving it! Hehe

[matt_vtr_15]

just had the facial, lasted about 20 minutes...nearly fell asleep was really nice.

I wouldn't pay £30 quid for one simply due to the fact i can't see myself having the balls to book it etc...in the confines of the house though it was all good :)

feel freshhhhh

[Jojobunbun]

only when jojo is giving it! Hehe

of course, the ultimate professional! :P!

in response to the thread.... loadsa men come into our salon, but thats mainly cuz its part of a gym and its marketed to not be all pink and fluffy...

its all good, apart from when they are a bit pervy...

[saxovtsmad]

massages are very relaxing if done correctly would love to keep going but money is tight i say go for it

[adam19]

i have to get regular massages due to alot of back strain at work- preffer a woman to do it though ;)

[matt_vtr_15]

seems like most people have them then...

i am scared of the back massage, last time jojo removed two massive knots from my back...i was in agony..fucking elbowed her back tbh..

[markys]

my gf's a beauty therapist so i have no choice matt!!

[xOliviax]

Nothing wrong with a lad having them done. Like the manly men though not to many treatments can get abit:homme:

[matt_vtr_15]

my gf's a beauty therapist so i have no choice matt!!

so is mine ;)

her mum and her persuaded me to have a facial, i was always a little like...erm nooo

but now i like it...i didn't think i would but it's nice to chill and get pampered :)

[Yates]

what you use. my face is weathered now compared to my pen pusher mates?

my hands are cracked to bugger atm aswell

some nivea stuff, i find its not greasy like some

[T1NK3RB3LL]

b/f loves them!

always asking for one lol dont use any of the fancy creams or whatever...just a simple all over body massage...back, legs, front, arms, hands, feet and head....

went on a course to learn how to give proessional hand massages and indian head massages...both are really relaxing so i recommend!

[xxxvickxxx]

martyn loves a massage :)

[Raz]

b/f loves them!

always asking for one lol dont use any of the fancy creams or whatever...just a simple all over body massage...back, legs, front, arms, hands, feet and head....

went on a course to learn how to give proessional hand massages and indian head massages...both are really relaxing so i recommend!
^^^ she is right...always ask for them...especially on my back as i do suffer with pains in the lower back...

Id try facial massages...but i wont buy the products!

[josh1989]

my gf's a pro beauty therapist so she regularly books me in for facials and shizzle i think they are a bit gay but seein as i've had a few i had to vote acceptable :-( i can take having my skin made all nice but she's tried to give me manicures and pedicures which is way too far!

[Robb]

Ive had a few.

Last time I went I had one at this gym local to me. Went in and she told me to basically get naked and lie the towel over my arse. Locked the door and got naked, lied down, closed my eyes. Woke up to hear some serious banging, jumped up and opened the door. She had been trying to get in for the last 10 minutes but the door was locked from the inside haha.

[Jamie]

Never had a massage professional one anyway lol, i use some face stuff my girlfriend buys it and makes me use it (i swear)

[bridgesvtr90]

get them from my gf all the time :)

[Danr]

Massages are good. Especially sports ones as they free you up and get rid of muscle problems.

[Cal]

I like handjobs from pre teens

NOT REALLY

[betty02]

lol i got for a few massages well usually after i played rugby but as ive not played in a while due to health issues ive not been, but tbh there acceptable!

[djrem]

id get my girlfriend to massage me.
and id give her the facials.

[SAXOSi]

I've had a few proper massages, need to go again as my back/shoulders are all knotted to hell atm

Dont do facials though, but moisturise when I remember

[PSPDan]

Luckily for me my girlfriend is doing a beauty therapy course and has to practice her massages on me. So I can't complain about that. But I think facials are a bit gay (one definition of the word being more gay than the other :P)

[bark]

Think they're perfectably acceptable!

Nothing better than a deep muscle and tissue massage, got a friend who does sports rehab and physio, and my little brother is doing sports and exercise science at college!

Sensual massages are better by women, but sometimes it needs stronger hands and that's when blokes are better for it.

[Jay_Saxo]

A guy I work with goes for them all the time, his sister runs her own beauticians, so he gets the full works, massage, facial and all over body waxing! I find the last one very gay lol!