Willy wonka....

[saxx]

anyone seen new film?

is it me or is it sketchy??

[pug_boe]

its shite! the songs are naff and no offence but umpa lumpas are supposed to be orange - and charlie never drunk that bubbly pop with his grand dad like the old film

[Yates]

that was never in the book tho boe!!!

never says in the book they are orange does it?!

in the book they didnt sing either!

so its more original than the original!!

anyone think that jonny depp is basing willy wonka on michael jackson?!

[saxx]

pmsl since when did oompah lompahs have spandex outfits in multi colours!!!!

i no longer find depp attractive - he is sketchy as hell!!!

[pug_boe]

i did find jonny depp a bit scary looking - unfortunatly i was never interested in the books when i was a kid sorry yate5y so forgive me for not knowing - i always read like enid blyton and beautrix potter lol..it wasnt my type of film thats all smileys/smiley13.gif

[saxx]

i only saw the original a few weeks ago smileys/smiley9.gif

[Yates]

he was proper white and did stupid laughs like jackson!! me and my gf both sed it at the end!

[saxx]

but wonka started white smileys/smiley5.gif and finished white ?

[pug_boe]

his laugh was weird lol

[oz_borne]

the whle point of the story in the book is how johnny gets a prize for actuially not stealing apposed to the others who get royally fucked because they're greedy bastards.....where was that in the film i ask thee!!!

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[Yates]

the fat lad wanted more chocolate and fell into it
chewing gum girl stole the chewing gum
spoilt kid tried to steal a squirrel
tv kid wanted to be on tv and ruined himself!

[saxx]

and in the new film charlie won the factory

[DevilDamo]

damn, i was wanting to go and see this. thought it might be worth going to see. i may now pass.

[saxx]

i was leant it on dvd

glad i didnt pay the £6 to go now

[al_VTR]

and in the new film charlie won the factory

didn't he win the factory in the original as well tho ?

[DevilDamo]

well... i wouldnt say he WON it, but was given it as willy wonka was getting too old.

[al_VTR]

lol @ Damo
fair cop - you caught us out on that minor point there. but he did end up with it so we were technically right smileys/smiley2.gif

[AL1900]

Very good film!

Only let down by the songs smileys/happy.gif

[jaybiss]

i havent seen the new one but have watched the old one a million of times

usually the new one is never as good as the original (e.g italian job)

[Chris]

I don't think you can improve on the original.

The advert looks shit for it, so don't think I will be going to watch it. Plenty of other films that look reasonably good on at the moment!

Chris smileys/happy.gif

[DevilDamo]

i never saw the original italian job, but did go and see the new one and i wasnt impressed at all.

[al_VTR]

the original is a classic Damo - go rent it now !!

[DevilDamo]

i think this may be something to buy on ebay smileys/smiley16.gif

[Chris]

I meant the original willy wonka

[jaybiss]

both of the originals are brill smileys/smiley2.gif