COMPLETEY USLESS TOPIC BUT FUNNY!!!

[dandaman2005]

Hi all, im sure you've all seen this little icon before.... smileys/drink.gif . i Saw it on the southhamptom cruise post, Saxobaby used it. thinks its the 4/5 reply on the first page.

Well just looking at that and was thinking WHAT IF THAT CARTOON CHARACTER WAS HUMAN. lol

That icon drinks 1 pint every 5 seconds. Now lets joke around a say that was real......

Thats 20 pints a minuet....... 1200 pints an hour......28800 pints aday. lol

Another way to look at it is ...... £2.40 every 5 seconds...... £48.00 a minuet......£28,800 an hour.....or....£69,120 a day lol.

Such a stupid thing to think of. i need help lol.

Also, done a little reaseach - HOW SAD - And the avg human can only take 25 units with a short period of time before them die of alchol posining..... So that means...... 1 pint = 2 units......14.5 pints = the limit before death, which means the poor little guy dies about 2087 time a day.

HOW LONG HAS THAT POST ABOUT THE SOUTHHAMPTON CURISE BEEN RUNNING FOR, SAVE HIM!!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL</font>

Im sorry about this. i found it SO FUNNY THINKING ABOUT IT

[jaybiss]

oh dear

i think this kid has gone insane smileys/smiley17.gif

[saxx]

u have WAY too much spare time on your hands!

[AdamW]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v629/AdamWales/leavetheinternet.jpg

[saxodanvtr]

oh dear oh dear! way 2 much time!

why dont u look at porn instead lol!

[dandaman2005]

OK getting caried away now lol.

Last one i promise lol.

You've all seen this one smileys/smiley19.gif smileys/smiley19.gif smileys/smiley19.gif lol.

No this little fella shed 6 tears a second..... OMG i can hear you all say.

WEll lets say that was true lol...... each tear i EXACTLY 1ml..... thats 6ml a second...... lol..... thats 360ml a minute..... Thats 21LITRES 600 ML an hour lol...... THATS A STAGERING 518 LITRES 400ML a DAY!!!!

NOW lets convert that into petrol LOL!!!!

A SAXO VTR 1.6 can hold 42 Liters to a full tank, RUFLY.

And a rag my vtr and get 300Miles to a tank.

THAT MEANS THAT, THAT POOR LITTLE GUY CRYS ENOGH PETROL IN 1 DAY TO MAKE MY CAR LAST 12,960 FILL UPS OR....... A STAGERING 3,870,000 MILES3 MILLION 870 THOUSAND MILES!!!!</font>


POOR FELLA MUST BE SO UPSET

HAHAHAHAHAHA smileys/smiley2.gif smileys/smiley2.gif smileys/smiley2.gif smileys/smiley2.gif smileys/smiley2.gif smileys/smiley2.gif

[AdamW]

That icon drinks 1 pint every 5 seconds. Now lets joke around a say that was real......

Thats 20 pints a minuet....... 1200 pints an hour......28800 pints aday. lol

Another way to look at it is ...... £2.40 every 5 seconds...... £48.00 a minuet......£28,800 an hour.....or....£69,120 a day lol.



If it drinks 1 every 5 seconds, how the fuck does he drink 20 in a minute, last time I checked there was 60 seconds in a minute. Think you will find he drinks 12 a minute, so the whole thing is completely WRONG

[dandaman2005]

LOL, WOOPS MY BAD.....

OK ILL REWTIRE IT LOL

[jaybiss]

oh dear oh dear! way 2 much time!

why dont u look at porn instead lol!

cause he will end up blind

[saxx]

oh dear oh dear! way 2 much time!

why dont u look at porn instead lol!

cause he will end up blind

one phrase....

show us your titties

[sassysax]

noooooooooooooooooooooooooo dnt rewrite we understand wat ur gettin at!!!!!!!!!

sum1 get this guy a counsellor!!smileys/smiley13.gif

[dandaman2005]

Hi all, im sure you've all seen this little icon before.... smileys/drink.gif . i Saw it on the southhamptom cruise post, Saxobaby used it. thinks its the 4/5 reply on the first page.

Well just looking at that and was thinking WHAT IF THAT CARTOON CHARACTER WAS HUMAN. lol

That icon drinks 1 pint every 5 seconds. Now lets joke around a say that was real......

Thats 12 pints a minuet....... 720 pints an hour......17280 pints aday. lol

Another way to look at it is ...... £2.40 every 5 seconds...... £28.80 a minuet......£1,728 an hour.....or....£41,472 a day lol.

Such a stupid thing to think of. i need help lol.

Also, done a little reaseach - HOW SAD - And the avg human can only take 25 units with a short period of time before them die of alchol posining..... So that means...... 1 pint = 2 units......14.5 pints = the limit before death, which means the poor little guy dies about 1,234 time a day.

HOW LONG HAS THAT POST ABOUT THE SOUTHHAMPTON CURISE BEEN RUNNING FOR, SAVE HIM!!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL

Im sorry about this. i found it SO FUNNY THINKING ABOUT IT

[Graeme]

i cant belive i have just read this topic!! lol

[jaybiss]

oh dear oh dear! way 2 much time!

why dont u look at porn instead lol!

cause he will end up blind

one phrase....

shall i show u my titties

YES PLEASE smileys/smiley17.gif

[dandaman2005]

COME ON YOU ALL LAUGHED WHEN READING IT ;)

WHO WANTS ME TO DO ONE ABOUT THE CLAPPING MAN AND HOW MUCH ENERGY HE CREATES IN A DAY THROUGH CLAPPING.

[AdamW]

Nah mate dont bother!!!

[DevilDamo]

oh no dan smileys/smiley12.gif

[dandaman2005]

COME ON ITS FUNNY AS FUCK LOL

GAVE YOU ALL SOMTHING TO READ A LAUGH AT LOL

[saxx]

jaubiss stop playing with my quotes u cheeky devil!

[dandaman2005]

BUT ARE YOU GOING TO SHOW US YOUR TITS??

THAT WOULD BE NICE LOL

I promise never to post another usless post if you show us your tits lol

[jaybiss]

jaubiss stop playing with my quotes u cheeky devil!

mmmmmmmmmmmm

could of changed quotes to something else smileys/smiley17.gif

[Zany_Jim]

Please can you do some calculations on Damo he loves it

[dandaman2005]

LOL!!! go on then give me somting to work with lol

[saxx]

im not gettin my boobies out - i have a good enough view today thanks smileys/smiley2.gif

and jaybiss im gunna start changin yours if ya not careful smileys/smiley17.gif

[AdamW]

smileys/smiley2.gif

[saxx]

smileys/fcuk.gif

[jaybiss]

im not gettin my boobies out - i have a good enough view today thanks smileys/smiley2.gif

and jaybiss im gunna start changin yours if ya not careful smileys/smiley17.gif

please smileys/smiley17.gif

[saxx]

lol careful what u ask for smileys/smiley2.gif

[Zany_Jim]

im not gettin my boobies out - i have a good enough view today thanks smileys/smiley2.gif

and jaybiss im gunna start changin yours if ya not careful smileys/smiley17.gif

please smileys/smiley17.gif

please smileys/smiley17.gif

[jaybiss]

im not gettin my boobies out - i have a good enough view today thanks smileys/smiley2.gif

and jaybiss im gunna start changin yours if ya not careful smileys/smiley17.gif

please smileys/smiley17.gif

please smileys/smiley17.gif

please smileys/smiley17.gif

[Zany_Jim]

im gettin my boobies out - i have a good enough view today thanks smileys/smiley2.gif

and jaybiss im gunna rub them in your face so be careful smileys/smiley17.gif

please smileys/smiley17.gif

please smileys/smiley17.gif

please smileys/smiley17.gif

please smileys/smiley17.gif

[jaybiss]

im gettin my boobies out - i have a good enough view today thanks smileys/smiley2.gif

and jaybiss im gunna rub them in your face so be careful smileys/smiley17.gif

please smileys/smiley17.gif

please smileys/smiley17.gif

please smileys/smiley17.gif

please smileys/smiley17.gif

please smileys/smiley17.gif

[saxx]

smileys/homme.gif

[Zany_Jim]

You can't let them 5 people down now can you after you said you would....

[oz_borne]

im gettin my boobies out - i have a good enough view today thanks smileys/smiley2.gif

and jaybiss im gunna rub them in your face so be careful smileys/smiley17.gif

please smileys/smiley17.gif

please smileys/smiley17.gif

please smileys/smiley17.gif

please smileys/smiley17.gif

please smileys/smiley17.gif

please smileys/smiley17.gif

[oz_borne]

SHIT i meant to press the report button!!!! IT's TOO CLOSE TO THE QUOTE BUTTON, MUST TELL SIMO

smileys/smiley14.gif

[saxx]

report button for what???

zany jim let what 5 people down

[dandaman2005]

OK Damo sleeps with 15 Black men a week. He is now 23. So thats a 40 Year GAP.

15 Black Men x 52 = 728 Black Men a Year.

728 Black Men x 40 = 29,120 Black Men

Now lets add for Leap Years. So every 4 years theres an extra Day.

Thats 10 Extra Days in 40 Years. Thats an extra week and 3 days.

So in total is Damo will sleep with 29,141.3 black men till he's 63</font>

Lol sorry Damo.

[jaybiss]

SHIT i meant to press the report button!!!! IT's TOO CLOSE TO THE QUOTE BUTTON, MUST TELL SIMO

smileys/smiley14.gif

Oz u legend

quality mate

[saxx]

cor blimey

[Zany_Jim]

im gettin my boobies out - i have a good enough view today thanks smileys/smiley2.gif

and jaybiss im gunna rub them in your face so be careful smileys/smiley17.gif

please smileys/smiley17.gif

please smileys/smiley17.gif

please smileys/smiley17.gif

please smileys/smiley17.gif

please smileys/smiley17.gif

please smileys/smiley17.gif

Pretty please smileys/smiley17.gif

[saxx]

please what?

[AdamW]

Get your spaniels ears out!!!!! smileys/smiley2.gif

[saxx]

spaniels ears???

[Zany_Jim]

So in total is Damo will sleep with 29,141.3 black men till he's 63</font>

Im actually laughing here smileys/smiley17.gif

[AdamW]

Funbags!!!

[saxx]

i dont need to get them out i can see them smileys/smiley17.gif

[DevilDamo]

ummm... racist bastards!!!

[jaybiss]

So in total is Damo will sleep with 29,141.3 black men till he's 63</font>

Im actually laughing here smileys/smiley17.gif



i love the .3 lol

[pug_boe]

are causing trouble again alicia - im out for an afternoon and cant you are being naughty smileys/smiley2.gif lol
what the hell is this thread about lol

[saxx]

ummm... racist bastards!!!

i dunno...................if the rumours are true about them lol

[Zany_Jim]

Well it started off with that dan person making pointless calculations then saxx said she was getting her funbags out then Dan announced that Damo will sleep with 29,141.3 black men till he's 63

[pug_boe]

why did my post not make any sense just then lol - i meant are you causing trouble again alicia lol - im out for an afternoon and your being naughty smileys/smiley2.gif
what the hell is this thread about

there thats better

[DevilDamo]

i prefer milky bars to caramacs!!!

[saxx]

oi!! not me!

jaybiss changed my quote to somethin suggestin i wwas gettin my boobies out when i wasnt sayin that at all!

and the nthe boys started being naughty!!

im the innocent one smileys/innocent.gif

[saxx]

i prefer milky bars to caramacs!!!

ive not had a caramac in years!

[dandaman2005]

LOL!!!!! ZANY JIM!!!

"THAT DAN PERSON????"

Thats not very nice lol. i have a name lol.

Daniel - Dan- Dan Da Man - Dandaman2005

LOL

FUNNY AS FUCK THIS POST!!!

[jaybiss]

damo at least u took it like a man smileys/homme.gif

[jaybiss]

oi!! not me!

jaybiss changed my quote to somethin suggestin i wwas gettin my boobies out when i wasnt sayin that at all!

and the nthe boys started being naughty!!

im the innocent one smileys/innocent.gif

yer yer woteva

[pug_boe]

can i psychoanalyse you for my coursework Dandaman2005
lol - it would be interesting to look into your brain lol see what goes on in your head like lol smileys/smiley2.gif

[AdamW]

Well I will give you a Caramac if you get you funbags out....... lol

[Zany_Jim]

im gettin my boobies out - i have a good enough view today thanks smileys/smiley2.gif

and jaybiss im gunna rub them in your face so be careful smileys/smiley17.gif

...... your the innocent one?

[AdamW]

LMBO! © sax-p

[saxx]

see boe theyre changin my posts in their quotes!!!

[dandaman2005]

LOL to ZANY JIM LOL!!

Sure you can analyse me Saxogirlboe ;)

What you wanna know???

7" before you ask lol

[saxx]

so that makes it about 3 or 4?

[Dan]

dandaman what are you on?

nice thread guys.

[jaybiss]

no we didnt

[dandaman2005]

Just realised this is my 100 post lol.

YAY and its a good one lol lots of replys hehehe

[AdamW]

see boe I just really wanna put my boobies in jaybiss face!!!

U got stop behavin like this saxx!!!

[pug_boe]

LOL to ZANY JIM LOL!!

Sure you can analyse me Saxogirlboe ;)

What you wanna know???

7" before you ask lol

well il have to ask you lots of questions to see if your alright in the head like lol - need to psychoanalyse you

[saxx]

no we didnt - i did it all by myself

see - guilty man!

[DevilDamo]

http://home.hawaii.rr.com/shinobi/images/spam.jpg

[dandaman2005]

LOL always devide a blokes answer by 3.

HOW MANY GIRLS YOU SLEPT WITH??? 3 - Means your a virgin lol.

7" means its a pecker lol But you dont have to devide my answer. i dont lie lol

[jaybiss]

dandaman how do u sleep with .3 of a bloke smileys/smiley5.gif

[dandaman2005]

LOL!!! Just use his knob lol

[jaybiss]

no we didnt

see - guilty woman!! I was teasing the boys smileys/smiley17.gif

yer yer

[saxx]

jealousy jealousy

[Zany_Jim]

LOL!!! Just use his knob lol

You sound like you have experience sleeping with men

[saxx]

LOL!!! Just use his knob lol

well what else would u use?

[DevilDamo]

if any of you saw this...

"stephsold friend @ b.hll, across the road, called .... brook"

what would you think!?!

[pug_boe]

lol is this going to end up as a silly arguement

[dandaman2005]

LOL!!!! i knew someone was goign to say that after i wrote that lol

[saxx]

LOL!!! Just use his knob lol

Sounds like my experience of sleeping with men

smileys/smiley3.gif

[saxx]

if any of you saw this...

"stephsold friend @ b.hll, across the road, called .... brook"

what would you think!?!

i think im blonde

[dandaman2005]

You could use a HAND- FOOT-FINGER-NOSE come one women use your imagination lol

[AdamW]

I aint Gay, I just love the feel of a hamster running around in my anus

Woooooooooo...........

[dandaman2005]

OK going to write the Clapping guy one.

Lol any objections???

[saxx]

You could use a HAND- FOOT-FINGER-NOSE come one women use your imagination lol


im innocent remember?

[pug_boe]

if any of you saw this...

"stephsold friend @ b.hll, across the road, called .... brook"

what would you think!?!

i think im blonde

cheeky cow im blonde remember lol

[Zany_Jim]

LOL!!! Just use his knob lol

Sounds like my experience of sleeping with men

Im a liar he doesn't really, im going to go cry now and bath my self in tuna...


smileys/smiley5.gif

[dandaman2005]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA to

ADAM WALES

FUNNY AS FUCK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA

[jaybiss]

wtf

this thread is sooooooooooooo fucked up

[pug_boe]

have some of you taken the fucked up pills today lol

[saxx]

im being corrupted

[Zany_Jim]

well i just reported Jay for swearing

[AdamW]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA to

ADAM WALES

FUNNY AS FUCK, I WANNA SLEEP WID U

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA


Easy buddy I dont swing that way.........

[pug_boe]

im really confused now lol this thread is a bit pointless lol

[saxx]

well i just reported Jay for not wanting me

harsh dont u think?

[saxx]

im really confused now lol this thread is a bit pointless lol

amusing mind u lol

[Zany_Jim]

im really confused now lol this thread is a bit pointless lol

Your only just finding this thread pointless?

[pug_boe]

lol just a tad bizare and im in a horrible mood and it aint cheering me up

[AdamW]

Quality thread, if saxx gets her Norks out it will top it off.....

[jaybiss]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA to

ADAM WALES

FUNNY AS FUCK, I WANNA SLEEP WID U

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA


Easy buddy I dont swing that way.........

but jim does smileys/homme.gif

[pug_boe]

im really confused now lol this thread is a bit pointless lol

Your only just finding this thread pointless?

no lovely im revising and reading this thread but it looked a pointless from post one lol its all good though

[Chris]

Jim - WTF??

I haven't read the first 4 pages of this thread, but I'm a bit pissed at the moment, so I can't be bothered!

What's going on?

Chris smileys/happy.gif

[dandaman2005]

LOL!!!

OK the Clapping guy:smileys/clap.gifsmileys/clap.gifsmileys/clap.gifsmileys/clap.gifsmileys/clap.gifsmileys/clap.gifsmileys/clap.gif

Youve all seen this lol.

Cant touch this - This poor guy is stuck in a never ending cycle of clapping. He claps 2 times a second.

Thats 120 times a minute.......7,200 times an hour......172,800 times aday. LOL!!

Ok just looked at a website for knetic enegery. A CLAP can generate 0.2 Killajoyles of energy.

That means if you clap really hard 5 times you burn off 1 CALLERIE</font>

LOL!! that means this poor guy, obviously dosnt eat and is burning off.....35,180 CALLERIES a DAY!!!!

THATS A STAGERING12 STONE A DAY HE LOSES IN WEIGHT!!!!!</font>

He's only tiny LOL!!!

[DevilDamo]

haha... dan would have been banned permanently if this was on ssc. i think as simo is away, he is getting let off with more and more things.

[jaybiss]

chris this is your sort of thread

saxx was gna show us some titties

[saxx]

theyre tryin to get me to post my boobies

[Zany_Jim]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA to

ADAM WALES

FUNNY AS FUCK, I WANNA SLEEP WID U

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA


Easy buddy I dont swing that way.........

I have a man locked in my shed for weekend fun smileys/smiley14.gif


Didn't need to know that

[pug_boe]

some1 start a new thread ye lol

[Chris]

This is some fucked up shit!

Chrisn smileys/happy.gif

[saxx]

but amusing! its makin me chuckle

[jaybiss]

This is some fucked up shit! But i like

Chrisn smileys/happy.gif

good lad

[AdamW]

someone fuck me up the shitter!

Chrisn smileys/happy.gif

Who is Chrisn??????

[Chris]

BOOBIES???????????????

Show me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris

[jaybiss]

but amusing! its makin me horny

oh aye

[dandaman2005]

LOL i cant stop lughing at zany jim lol

Your right chriss this is some fucked up shit lol

Didnt even know simo was away. where he gone??

[Chris]

Dunno.... some twat trying to be me!

[dandaman2005]

LOL!!!!

This is a fucking wicked thread lol

RESPECT TO ME lol

[jaybiss]

I WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME YOU ALL TO SAX-PS MOST FUCKED UP THREAD EVER</font>

[pug_boe]

smileys/smiley5.gif i think im going to have to try and psychoanalyse you all mun

[saxx]

but amusing! its makin me horny

oh aye



smileys/smiley3.gif smileys/smiley3.gif smileys/smiley3.gif smileys/smiley3.gif

[AdamW]

I WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME YOU ALL TO SAX-PS MOST FUCKED UP THREAD EVER AND I BLOW DONKEYS</font>

[dandaman2005]

STARTED BY SAX-P'S MOST FUCKED UP MEMBER ;)</font>

[Chris]

Someone tell me what is going on will ya?? I've had too many Stell'a at lunch to work it out!

[pug_boe]

smileys/smiley19.gif im really worried about you lot today

[AdamW]

Well Chris, Did ya Know Damo sleeps with Black Men???

[saxx]

theyre findin it highly amusing to change peoples quotes today

[jaybiss]

Someone tell me what is going on will ya?? I've had too many Stell'a at lunch to work it out!

we r all just fucking freaks

[jaybiss]

theyre findin it highly amusing to change peoples quotes today but we all know that jaybiss is so fuckin sexy

cheers hun

[saxx]

Someone tell me what is going on will ya?? I've had too many Stell'a at lunch to work it out!

we r all just fucking freaks

im not a freak! smileys/smiley13.gif

[AdamW]

Someone tell me what is going on will ya?? I've had too many Stell'a at lunch to work it out!

we r all just fucking freaks

im not a freak! BUT IM A FREAK IN THE SACK smileys/smiley13.gif

[Zany_Jim]

Someone tell me what is going on will ya?? I've had too many Stell'a at lunch to work it out!

we r all just fucking freaks

im a freak! smileys/smiley4.gif

smileys/smiley5.gif

[jaybiss]

Someone tell me what is going on will ya?? I've had too many Stell'a at lunch to work it out!

we r all just fucking freaks

im only a freak in the sheets! smileys/smiley13.gif

LMBO! © sax-p

[Chris]

theyre findin it highly amusing to change peoples quotes today and I'm feeling sooooo fooking horny... Mmmmmmmm

Need a hand Hun smileys/smiley17.gif

[saxx]

dont u blooming start!

[S9_DAN]

This is fucked up, but made me laugh!! Looks like you have an admirer jaybiss ? lolsmileys/smiley17.gif

[jaybiss]

LMBO! © sax-p

saxx i think everyone will help ya hun

[jaybiss]

This is fucked up, but made me laugh!! Looks like you have an admirer jaybiss ? lolsmileys/smiley17.gif

hmmmmm

avent u got some worj to do

[AdamW]

This is fucked up, but made me laugh!! Looks like you have an admirer jaybiss (I hope saxx doesnt take u away from me, ur so special to me jay ? lolsmileys/smiley17.gif

[Chris]

This is fucked up, but made me laugh!! Looks like you have an admirer jaybiss ? lolsmileys/smiley17.gif

Damn.... did I make it that obvious?

[saxx]

pmsl u guys are amusing!

[S9_DAN]

hahaha yeah got loads of work to do, but i dont think it will be getting done today

[jaybiss]

pmsl u guys are amusing!

no one will want to get in your knickers now uve pissed yourself smileys/smiley11.gif

[Zany_Jim]

pmsl guys abuse me (in a good way)!


smileys/smiley3.gif

[AdamW]

hahaha yeah got loads of Men to do, but i dont think i will be getting boned today

Easy mate.......

[Chris]

pmsl u guys are amusing!

no one will want to get in your knickers now uve pissed yourself smileys/smiley11.gif

Speak for yourself mate.... Mmmm

[pug_boe]

lol i seriously think you lot need to get out more somedays

[jaybiss]

pmsl u guys are amusing!

no one will want to get in your knickers now uve pissed yourself smileys/smiley11.gif

Speak for yourself mate.... Mmmm

but shes female chris

u like males remember

u and adamwales smileys/smiley11.gif

[Zany_Jim]

i seriously need to get out more somedays i love my home

This is getting stupid

[Chris]

I like sheep

[saxx]

at last someone remembered im female!

[jaybiss]

at last someone remembered im female!

only cuz u where gna sho ur titties

smileys/smiley17.gif

[AdamW]

Now this is the Ultimate thread...

[pug_boe]

lol u cheeky shits i think im going to have to come and slap some naughty arses

[dandaman2005]

CHRISS LIKE SHEEP?????
I BET YOU WEAR WELLYS CHRISS LOL

[saxx]

oh no.........

its gunna hit off another 7 pages!

lol jaybiss - show me yours.....

[Chris]

CHRISS LIKE SHEEP?????
I BET YOU WEAR WELLYS CHRISS LOL

Naaaa, velco shoes!

[pug_boe]

oh no.........

its gunna hit off another 7 pages!

lol jaybiss - show me yours.....

jays got big boobs

[dandaman2005]

saxogirlboe
lol u cheeky shits i think im going to have to come over your faces

[pug_boe]

saxogirlboe
lol u cheeky shits i think im going to have to come over your faces


lmao im in shock lol smileys/smiley17.gif

[jaybiss]

oh no.........

its gunna hit off another 7 pages!

lol jaybiss - show me yours.....

jays got big boobs

hmmmmmm

i dont fink so

[dandaman2005]

easy now saxogirlboe lol

[Zany_Jim]

dan i think you should calculate how long it would take her to come on jays face everyday for 5 years

[saxx]

oh no.........

its gunna hit off another 7 pages!

lol jaybiss - show me yours.....

jays got big boobs

hmmmmmm

i dont fink so


so how big then? more than a handfuls a waste remember!

[dandaman2005]

saxogirlboe
lol u cheeky shits i think im going to have to come over your faces and then lick your face clean

YEAH BABY&lt; THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!!

[Chris]

I'm off home now..... have a good evening ppeps|!

[pug_boe]

dan i think you should calculate how long it would take her to come on jays face everyday for 5 years
lol er nice one

[oz_borne]

WTF are you lot on.

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[pug_boe]

saxogirlboe
lol u cheeky shits i think im going to have to come over your faces and then lick your face clean

YEAH BABY&lt; THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!!

wtf lol this is getting worse lol your stressing me out

[pug_boe]

oh no.........

its gunna hit off another 7 pages!

lol jaybiss - show me yours.....

jays got big boobs

hmmmmmm

i dont fink so

jst kidding he prob got a big something else though

[jaybiss]

oh no.........

its gunna hit off another 7 pages!

lol jaybiss - show me yours.....

saxxs got big boobs

hmmmmmm

has she


FUCKIN MASSIVE HUNNY

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[jaybiss]

WTF are you lot on.

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same stuff as you buddy

[pug_boe]

lol - i only no the size of my boobs sorry not any other girlies lol

[saxx]

mine are ok size wise thanks guys lol

and thats as much as ya gettin

[dandaman2005]

LOL ok

How many times saxogirlboe can come on jaybiss face in 5 years.

Well i can make a women cum in my record time of 3mins and 23 seconds (licking the muff).

So lets say jay is as good as me lol.

Thats....18 times an hour she comes..... Thats 432 times a day she cums..... Thats 157,680 times a year she will Cum on Jaybiss Face.

Now lets take this further. Lets say she GUSHES everytime she cums lol. Done more research, the average Gush is 110 Milliliters. LOL!!!

Thats.....17,344,800 LITERS OF GUSH THAT JAYBISS WILLHAVE OVER HIS FACE IN 5 YEARS</font>

AND GOING ON THE TIME IT TOOK THAT LITTLE CARTOON GUY TO DRINK A PINT OF BEER, WOULD TAKE JAYBISS 23.56723.567 DAYS TO DRINK HE GUSH WITHOUT RESTING, CONSTANT GULPING!!!!!</font>

how funny is that!!!!

[saxx]

i find the word - wrong is more fitting!

[pug_boe]

are you for real lol nutter

[oz_borne]

did you take into account cramp???

cos you have to let that stop before you can carry on.

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[dandaman2005]

Dam it got to go home now. ill read the rest of this tonight. keep the sick shit going lol

BYEEE
Dan

[pug_boe]

how come iv got involved with these calculations of coming on jays face this is jst getting silly lol

[jaybiss]

3 mins 23 secs

thats long

i can do it way quicker than that smileys/smiley17.gif

[pug_boe]

3 mins 23 secs

thats long

i can do it way quicker than that smileys/smiley17.gif

i think we should do a test

[saxx]

dont look at me!

[jaybiss]

dont look at me!

why you shy

[saxx]

dont look at me!

why you shy



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[jaybiss]

dont look at me!

why you shy

its only cuz u make me weak at the knees

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[Zany_Jim]

this thread is shit smileys/smiley17.gif

[S9_DAN]

It is getting worse !!! but still funny smileys/smiley10.gif

[saxobaby]

Dan what are you like?!?!?!?!?!?! No words describe how wronnng this thread is! Its just wrong!! yet amusing at the same time... smileys/smiley17.gif
And sooo much usefull information aswell smileys/smiley5.gif

[Yates]

dandaman - you really need to get out and get yourself a gf.

and u timed how long is took to make a lass come? u liar! i dont think any lass is gona let u go down on then and u make them do the stop watch!

[pug_boe]

lol yate5y hehe

[saxobaby]

Lol i think you'll find Dan has had a gf for about 9months! Strange but true!

[lcsax]

smileys/smiley5.gif smileys/smiley5.gif wtf so all ive missed is this carp thread! smileys/smiley2.gif

[no_fears_]

well i've just read this whole thread and it is pretty useless. especially as no one got their funbags out

[saxx]

well it kept me amused this afternoon

[no_fears_]

i must say it was a laugh reading thru it all

[Daisy]

mooo

[dandaman2005]

LOL!!!! FUNNY AS FUCK!!!