Ouch asw!

[Matty_Mills]

Just chipped my tooth a little bit...
chewing on a paper clip....
i hate this office!!!!!!!

[Danr]

You fool.
I had my front tooth shot out with a bbgun which makes me F*cking gangstaaaa

[Tupps]

I once chipped my front tooth trying to open a bottle of bud

fixed it's self as it was only small, couldn't stop rubbing my tongue against it though

[Peejous]

You fool.
I had my front tooth shot out with a bbgun which makes me F*cking gangstaaaa

oh hai fiddy cent :hug:

Tupps, done the same as you opening a bottle of stella with my back teeth.

[-Jason-]

Friend of mine chipped both front teeth so he looked like this

_l_l_/\_l_l_

I laughed lol

[Robb]

I once chipped my front tooth trying to open a bottle of bud

fixed it's self as it was only small, couldn't stop rubbing my tongue against it though

I hate people that do that lol.

At a party....
'has anyone got a bottle opener'
'yeh i can do it with my mouth' *grabs bottle, shoves in mouth, yanks lid off, hands back dripping with stringy spit* 'here you go'
'ermmmm ive changed my mind mate'

[Matty_Mills]

oh hai fiddy cent :hug:

Tupps, done the same as you opening a bottle of stella with my back teeth.

i too have done this....

Friend of mine chipped both front teeth so he looked like this

_l_l_/\_l_l_

I laughed lol

haha.... i like your illustration

[Tupps]

My mate does it all the time, minus the drool though

I just use a bottle opener now though, or drink cans

[jacko87]

Friend of mine chipped both front teeth so he looked like this

_l_l_/\_l_l_

I laughed lol

Would be the worst that!

[Danr]

I spent a week walking around looking like this....
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/163/421126979_c6f8aac2fa.jpg

Note. I was not dressed up as a girl. Look at the teeth.

[Matty_Mills]

ah Dan.... i thught that was a picture of you. i was going to invite you over.

[Danr]

Not this again...... Flip will go mmaaaaaaaddddd

[Matty_Mills]

hahahahahaha....
i do love flip.
i love kids more though

[Andi9386]

Aah breaking teeth, I can do that.

Left my marsbar in the fridge at work once went to eat it on my tea break the next day and cracked a tooth, another time I broke a tooth after eating a softmint.

I've had 5 or 6 teeth removed as they were broken and one was growing through the root of my mouth.

I've still got broken teeth as I hate the dentist so I'm not registerd with any dentists, my worst problem is I keep getting Abcess's because of my broken teeth.

[Yates]

Aah breaking teeth, I can do that.

Left my marsbar in the fridge at work once went to eat it on my tea break the next day and cracked a tooth, another time I broke a tooth after eating a softmint.

I've had 5 or 6 teeth removed as they were broken and one was growing through the root of my mouth.

I've still got broken teeth as I hate the dentist so I'm not registerd with any dentists, my worst problem is I keep getting Abcess's because of my broken teeth.

this thread is for Matty, not you, ginger fuck no one cares.

[Danr]

Yates 1 - Andi 0.

[Matty_Mills]

Aah breaking teeth, I can do that.

Left my marsbar in the fridge at work once went to eat it on my tea break the next day and cracked a tooth, another time I broke a tooth after eating a softmint.

I've had 5 or 6 teeth removed as they were broken and one was growing through the root of my mouth.

I've still got broken teeth as I hate the dentist so I'm not registerd with any dentists, my worst problem is I keep getting Abcess's because of my broken teeth.

Nice...

[Andi9386]

Nice...

Not nice when the abcess starts to swell up and your taking nearly a whole box of painkillers every night to ease the pain.

[Yates]

Not nice when the abcess starts to swell up and your taking nearly a whole box of painkillers every night to ease the pain.

no one wants your life story Andi, and who spells Andi with an i anyway? Its just gay.

[Matty_Mills]

this thread is for Matty, not you, ginger fuck no one cares.

Yates 1 - Andi 0.

Yates, i love you.
I only just read this.
I am now crying in the office and have pissed myself slightly
i have not pissed myself before any one starts!

[Danr]

Not nice when your ginger and your taking nearly a whole box of painkillers every night to ease the pain.

It's ok mate, we understand.

[djrem]

Chipped my tooth diving into the shallow end of the swimming pool
noob manoevour

[Matty_Mills]

Chipped my tooth diving into the shallow end of the swimming pool
noob manoevour

knocked myself out whilst trying to front flip into the pool.
I missed.
I landed on the floor.
On my head
Twat TBH

[dynebaruk]

When I was a kid I was eating one of them really sticky sweet bars (can't remember what it's called) and all of a sudden I bit into something hard. Spat it out and it was a piece of metal. My dad sent it off to the company and they had it tested, turns out it was my filling (sp?) from my tooth. They sent me a big box full of sweets, landed!!

Oh yeah and I've got a hard lump inside my lip from 10+ years ago when I smashed my mouth into a kerb. Going over the handlebars on your bike face first into a kerb isn't good.

[Matty_Mills]

When I was a kid I was eating one of them really sticky sweet bars (can't remember what it's called) and all of a sudden I bit into something hard. Spat it out and it was a piece of metal. My dad sent it off to the company and they had it tested, turns out it was my filling (sp?) from my tooth. They sent me a big box full of sweets, landed!!

Oh yeah and I've got a hard lump inside my lip from 10+ years ago when I smashed my mouth into a kerb. Going over the handlebars on your bike face first into a kerb isn't good.


oh i know.... check my face pics in other threads lol.

And i used to love the irn-bru bars (fapfapfap)
x

[Matty_Mills]

Do you think we have scared andi away from general chat for another few months??
COME BACK ANDI!

[Yates]

And this one time, at ginger camp...

man your boring

[djrem]

knocked myself out whilst trying to front flip into the pool.
I missed.
I landed on the floor.
On my head
Twat TBH

My idol x

[Matty_Mills]

My idol x

did it infront of a girl i was shafting at the time...
i don't talk to her now but she was brilliant at the time.
Got me a bottle of fanta and everything.
I loved being 12
iJoke!

[Matty_Mills]

a little bit more just came off.
I hate paper clips!!!!!
AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:wall: