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djrem
12th November 2008, 18:37
Lateral Thinking
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There is a man who lives on the top floor of a very tall building. Every day he gets the elevator down to the ground floor to leave the building to go to work. Upon returning from work though, he can only travel half of the distance up riding in the elevator and has to walk the rest of the way up unless it's raining! How can this be?

The man is very, very short and can only reach halfway up the elevator buttons (assuming the levels of the buttons designating floors increases from bottom to top). However, if it is raining then he will have his umbrella with him and can press the higher buttons using it. Alternatively, the man's daily job finishes in this very building halfway up, except when it's raining. Perhaps he's a security guard who makes rounds floor by floor in the morning and watches a security monitor in the afternoon, except when it's raining. It never said he takes the elevator before walking, just that he does both.





Mel Colly stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 26th floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. After he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived?

Mel Colly was so sick and tired of window washing, he opened the window and jumped inside. Alternatively, Mel's office was in another building, on the first floor, and he was looking at the 26th-floor window of another tower; "the window" in the second sentence then refers to that of Mel's office, not the 26th-floor one. Mel could also have had a balcony.





There was a hotel where the visitors complained about the slow moving elevator and how long they had to wait for it to come. It became so severe that the manager was asked to do something about it. If you were the manager what would you suggest?

Most of us would come up with ideal answers like - call the elevator service center and ask them to send someone to fix it. Warn the visitors about it. Change the system. Lateral thinking applied, a consultant advised the hotel to fix mirrors next to the elevators. This would cause people to be busy looking at themselves in the mirror and adjusting their dress, hair and may be watching someone else on the sly... They would not feel the wait. This actually worked for the hotel. And they did not receive complaints anymore!!

VTomR
12th November 2008, 18:38
1st one: its because his a migdet and cant reach the buttons

djrem
12th November 2008, 18:48
The answers are underneath them in white text VTomR lol

I ment post your lateral thinking questions with their answers underneath in white :)

Spanky
12th November 2008, 18:50
LMFAO @ Tom lmao

Mr_X
12th November 2008, 18:54
hahahaha very good

epic fail by vtomr lol

JC-Furio
12th November 2008, 19:00
I got the second one haha - Balcony :afro:

Third one was a bit shit though I thought.

Also lol at VtomR

VTomR
12th November 2008, 19:02
lol my bad EPIC FAIL

djrem
12th November 2008, 19:05
Mr. Dodgers and the children in the neighbourhood are raking leaves at Mr. Dodger's house. They have three piles of leaves in the back yard, and seven piles of leaves in the front yard. When Mr. Dodgers and the children put all the piles together, how many piles of leaves will they have?

One.



Shadow drove into the Speedy Service Station and pulled up to the pumps. "Fill it up, please," said Shadow. "This may sound strange," said the owner, "but I'd rather fill two cars from out of town than one car from this town." Shadow looked across the small town and replied, "I know just what you mean." Why would the owner feel this way?

The owner would rather fill two cars from anywhere than one car from town because he would make twice the amount of money.




Two cars made their way along the winding country road and came to an abrupt stop at the park's gate. Seven men got out of the two cars and were walking along a footpath when it began to rain. Six of the men began to walk faster to get out of the rain but the seventh man couldn't be bothered. Ironically it was the seventh man who remained dry and the other six got soaked. Since all seven men arrived at their destination together, how was this possible?

The six men were carrying the seventh man in a coffin.

djrem
12th November 2008, 19:08
Jed Recluse lived alone and he preferred it that way. Jed never had any visitors and he never visited anyone. Since Jed never left his house it was necessary to have his supplies delivered every two weeks. One dark and stormy night Jed lost control of his senses, turned off all the lights and went to sleep. The next morning it was discovered that Jed's actions resulted in the deaths of several people. Why?

Jed Recluse was a lighthouse keeper. When he turned off all the lights there was no warning to shipping.





Sam Slug was found guilty of murder and sentenced to death. While waiting on death row, he escaped, got hold of a gun, and managed to board a plane. Just before departure, Sam hijacked the plane, and ordered all the passengers off. His next demand was for $500,000 in a heavy bag and a parachute. He then instructed the pilot to turn his radio off and fly at low altitude. When Sam saw the area he liked he strapped the parachute on and leapt from the plane. Unfortunately for Sam, in his excitement he forgot the money. When the pilot returned to the airport he reported to Detective Shadow that Sam Slug had made a successful escape but had left the money. Shadow immediately announced the case was closed. Why would Shadow not search for a convicted murderer?

The parachute Sam Slug used had a large hole in it!

Mr_X
12th November 2008, 19:11
starting to get the hang of this now

VTomR
12th November 2008, 19:12
me to lol:oops:

djrem
12th November 2008, 19:14
Part #1: A horse jumps over the tower and lands on a man, who disappears. How can such a thing be?
Part #2: Two priests sitting in the castle's chapel see the queen attack the king and kill him. The priests rise, shake hands, and leave the room. Why so sanguine about regicide?


Part #1 — It's a game of chess. A knight jumped over a rook and captured a pawn.
Part #2 — Two priests are playing chess; one of them just checkmated by moving his queen.



Coming home from work, Simon had just put his key in the lock of his door when he heard his wife Betty scream, "Bill, don't kill me!" He dashes in to find Betty dead with a knife buried in her chest. Standing around the body are a postman, a doctor, and a lawyer. The husband immediately knows the postman killed his wife. How?


The postman is a man. The doctor and lawyer are women.

djrem
12th November 2008, 19:21
A horse is tied to a five meter rope in front of an old saloon. Six meters behind the horse is a bale of hay. Without breaking his rope, the horse is able to eat the hay whenever he chooses. How is this possible?

The rope is not tied to anything else.

kc51
12th November 2008, 23:29
more more :D:D

djrem
12th November 2008, 23:38
Mr. Greenwich owns a rugged cottage that is without power. There is a grandfather clock in it which he frequently forgets to wind. One day when this happened, he went to Professor Quantum's to check the time. When Mr. Greenwich returned, the first thing he did was set his grandfather clock to the correct time. Since he does not have a TV, telephone, or radio, how could he set his clock without knowing the length of the trip to Professor Quantum's?

Mr. Greenwich set the correct time on his wristwatch.

Mrs. Shady is lying dead on a bed, and on the floor beside it is a pair of scissors. The scissors were instrumental in her death, yet there is no trace of blood. Mrs. Shady's body reveals no signs of any cuts or bruises. How could she have been murdered with the pair of scissors?

Waterbed. She drowned

dannyboy2005
12th November 2008, 23:47
hahahaha very good

epic fail by vtomr lol

Epic Fail? You like the word fail eh?

YOUR PRICK

djrem
12th November 2008, 23:49
Epic Fail? You like the word fail eh?

YOUR PRICK

Its "you're a prick" if you are being offensive.
or "i want your prick" if you are being friendly.


When Clara Clatter was purchasing her new parrot, the salesman assured her that it would repeat any word it heard. About a week later, Clara returned the parrot complaining it hadn't uttered a single word. Given that the salesman had spoken the truth about the parrot's abilities, why wouldn't the bird talk?

The parrot was deaf.

Darlo-paul
12th November 2008, 23:51
Epic Fail? You like the word fail eh?

YOUR PRICK

It was the thought that counts. I'd go back and change it mind

dannyboy2005
13th November 2008, 00:02
DjREM.. Your a fool lol.. Love you really!!!!

Its "you're a prick" if you are being offensive.
or "i want your prick" if you are being friendly.

How ever you like it baby!