dandaman2005
1st September 2005, 18:52
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!
This is so so so funny. imagine being pulled by the pigs and everything that could have gone wrong DID!! lol
Right here goes.....
Driving home from my girlfriends house and i accedently left my neon lights on, if some of you dont know i have blue neons in my grill and under my body.
So im driving home, get to buxted, (near to my house, 5 miles away) and some dude is flashing me. It dark so i cant see who it is and he keeps flashing my for about 1-2 mins.
so i undo my window and give him the finger. lol
THEN i see the notoriouse blue lights flash lol, a fucking coppa.
So that mistake number 1 lol now for the rest of this story you need to know what i did at the weekend for this to really sound bad lol.
Went BB gun target shooting with a mate on saturday, and left my bb gun in my glove compartment lol (I know what your thinking lol)
Anyway back to the nightmare. so i pull over and turn off my engine and head lights, still not realising my neons are on. The bloke comes over the to door and says "Sir could you please step out of the vihecle". So i did lol, as i open the door i can see the blue haze from the neons, as i lean back to flick the switch to turn them off.... HE SHOUTS!!! and gets out his TRUNCHON!!! "hands where i can see them sir, nice and slow</font>"
Im starting to shit myself now lol and slowly get out of the vehicle lol. So were standing outside and he starts telling me that he has pulled me over for my lights. I tryed to tell him that i didnt realise they were on. and he didnt except that lol.
So he starts to tell me why the illigal, and the reason if youy didnt know is that somepeople flash there neons trying to copy a police car and then pull people over and assult them to nick there cars lol he said that people do the using REPLICA GUNS and kniefs lol. you can imagine whats going through my head at this point lol "FUCK MY BB GUN IS IN MY CAR LOL" Not starting to look good.
So he leans in to my car to turn off my neons. and at the weekend i had been doing some boot fiberglass molding, so theres a strng solvant smell. as he leans in he sniffs and says "Have you been driving under the influance of solvants", and im like FUCK, what else could go wrong lol so i said "no officer ive just been fiberglassing" lol
So he walks me over to his car to take my details. now buxted is nead a town called Uckfield ok. And he asks for my name and my full name is " Daniel David Peter Wheeler", so when i tell him this, he is like "DAN WHEELER FROM EAST SUSSEX??" and im like "Yeah why?" and he says "Daniel David Peter Wheeler?". so i said "YEAH why??". he tells me that "Daniel David Peter Wheeler" is a known drug dealer from uckfield. SO im like FUCKING HELL WHAT ELSE CAN GO WRONG, HE THINKS IM A FUCKING DRUG DEALER!!!
So he runs a check on my name and address and he finds out that im clean, but his college starts to look through my car because they think i could be a drug dealer lol. At this point im praying she dont look in my glove compartment lol. The bloke says to me "is there anything you want to tell me that might be in your car that could incriminate you??"
So i said, "yeah, they maybe a replica bb gun in my glove compartment". and he looks at me and says "This just isnt your night is it?? first we find you swaring at us, then your blue neons are on, then we small solvants, and now a GUN!!!"
I said to him "I'm screwed arnt i?" and he said "its not looking good". and then the women comes over to me and says " Dan could you step into the police car for me?" so i did and then she said "Could you just wear these handcuffs for me" so i did lol.
She walks over to my car and brings back the gun lol. At this point im trully shitting myself lol. so i had to explain that i was target practicing etc.
So she puts the gun in the back of there car and release me from the cuffs l
This is so so so funny. imagine being pulled by the pigs and everything that could have gone wrong DID!! lol
Right here goes.....
Driving home from my girlfriends house and i accedently left my neon lights on, if some of you dont know i have blue neons in my grill and under my body.
So im driving home, get to buxted, (near to my house, 5 miles away) and some dude is flashing me. It dark so i cant see who it is and he keeps flashing my for about 1-2 mins.
so i undo my window and give him the finger. lol
THEN i see the notoriouse blue lights flash lol, a fucking coppa.
So that mistake number 1 lol now for the rest of this story you need to know what i did at the weekend for this to really sound bad lol.
Went BB gun target shooting with a mate on saturday, and left my bb gun in my glove compartment lol (I know what your thinking lol)
Anyway back to the nightmare. so i pull over and turn off my engine and head lights, still not realising my neons are on. The bloke comes over the to door and says "Sir could you please step out of the vihecle". So i did lol, as i open the door i can see the blue haze from the neons, as i lean back to flick the switch to turn them off.... HE SHOUTS!!! and gets out his TRUNCHON!!! "hands where i can see them sir, nice and slow</font>"
Im starting to shit myself now lol and slowly get out of the vehicle lol. So were standing outside and he starts telling me that he has pulled me over for my lights. I tryed to tell him that i didnt realise they were on. and he didnt except that lol.
So he starts to tell me why the illigal, and the reason if youy didnt know is that somepeople flash there neons trying to copy a police car and then pull people over and assult them to nick there cars lol he said that people do the using REPLICA GUNS and kniefs lol. you can imagine whats going through my head at this point lol "FUCK MY BB GUN IS IN MY CAR LOL" Not starting to look good.
So he leans in to my car to turn off my neons. and at the weekend i had been doing some boot fiberglass molding, so theres a strng solvant smell. as he leans in he sniffs and says "Have you been driving under the influance of solvants", and im like FUCK, what else could go wrong lol so i said "no officer ive just been fiberglassing" lol
So he walks me over to his car to take my details. now buxted is nead a town called Uckfield ok. And he asks for my name and my full name is " Daniel David Peter Wheeler", so when i tell him this, he is like "DAN WHEELER FROM EAST SUSSEX??" and im like "Yeah why?" and he says "Daniel David Peter Wheeler?". so i said "YEAH why??". he tells me that "Daniel David Peter Wheeler" is a known drug dealer from uckfield. SO im like FUCKING HELL WHAT ELSE CAN GO WRONG, HE THINKS IM A FUCKING DRUG DEALER!!!
So he runs a check on my name and address and he finds out that im clean, but his college starts to look through my car because they think i could be a drug dealer lol. At this point im praying she dont look in my glove compartment lol. The bloke says to me "is there anything you want to tell me that might be in your car that could incriminate you??"
So i said, "yeah, they maybe a replica bb gun in my glove compartment". and he looks at me and says "This just isnt your night is it?? first we find you swaring at us, then your blue neons are on, then we small solvants, and now a GUN!!!"
I said to him "I'm screwed arnt i?" and he said "its not looking good". and then the women comes over to me and says " Dan could you step into the police car for me?" so i did and then she said "Could you just wear these handcuffs for me" so i did lol.
She walks over to my car and brings back the gun lol. At this point im trully shitting myself lol. so i had to explain that i was target practicing etc.
So she puts the gun in the back of there car and release me from the cuffs l