lmfao im crying here

[alanrichie]

so im texting this as we speak, ill show you the conv..
(im trying to get her out in the car btw lads)

Me:argh im so bored wana get out this house
Her:well i'd do something with you but i cant get away from megs
Me:climb out the window and down the drain pipe
Her: Nah lmao, am huft anyway
Me: WHY?!
Her: Cos this lad just done something weird, makes me wish i didn get wit him
Me: :O like what... 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink?
Her: OMFG your sick. urgh. bye


ahahaha i think i just blew my chances. Cheers Tupps :P

[evans1089]

lol idiot

[-Jason-]

Smmmmmmoooooooooooooootttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Stickyjam]

so thats why it took me so long to get a girlfriend! those lines are just a goldmine of fun when girls say silly things...

[trcygrdn]

:fcuk: LMFAO!!!
xx

[alex19]

ROFL,

That's A class flirting right there. Hey baby, want it in the ass? ;)

[alanrichie]

i duno lads it just so hard finding a girl with a decent sense of humour nowadays!

[Mitchell]

the stink?

there goes your chance of getting anal if things work out

http://www.cafardnaum.info/bah/facepalm.JPG

[reedy87]

pmsl...dunt worry mate...ure about as smooth as they come...nvm...plenty more fish in the sea is what i always say...lol

[alanrichie]

pmsl...dunt worry mate...ure about as smooth as they come...nvm...plenty more fish in the sea is what i always say...lol

ahaha love it :P

[alex19]

As smooth as genital warts ;)

[jzink]

i'd try a less direct approach

[TU-Tuning]

Send her this picture, she'll melt. Girls love poetry

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j275/Spicer24/1207588869435.gif

[Goldsax]

FAIL!!!














Hahahahahaha good effort :P

[3cott]

subtle as brick in water

[Roj]

lol she sounds well impressed

[Ste-88]

I rekon you've pulled there fella.

Get it done!

[Tupps]

Well done mate

[craig180]

Rock and roll! Try the next conversation with picture messages!

[Yates]

not really finding that funny in the slightest.

seems to be a location dit (you had to be there)

[aimeelou]

Pfft lol