pirates

[Ashleyp]

anyone heard about the samalian pirates that have just captured a huge tanker of oil?

its carrying 200million gallons of oil worth over $100,000,000! which is over a quater of saudi arabias oil export in a day

bad news, could it push oil prices up?!

these pirates have been around for a while.. nobody seems to do anything

the country is in chaos!

will try and find a link

[muhuha]

russians will blow em up me thinks

[3cott]

bad aint it.
there two brits on bord:panic:

[Ashleyp]

bad aint it.
there two brits on bord:panic:

yeah

hope yates hasnt started a new job on an oil tanker recently lol

[HollyAnne]

really reminds me of peter pan...cant get to grips with the fact that pirates are real lol! xXx

[Ashleyp]

really reminds me of peter pan...cant get to grips with the fact that pirates are real lol! xXx

lol yeah, nobody understands it lol, everyone assumes pirates are olden day things - one legged guys with an eye patch, a parrot and scurvey

[Berg]

even if they got 100million for it the fools would still live the rest of their lives on a boat

[3cott]

sed on news that navy gunner do jack about it.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7733482.stm

[Ashleyp]

sed on news that navy gunner do jack about it.

do we even havy navy based in this country? theyre spread out in so many countries globally now its hard to keep tabs on where our troops are

i doubt they would have done anything even if that oil was destined for the UK

heres a little news link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7358764.stm

not the one about the oil, just a general link about it

edit: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7733482.stm

link for actual oil story

[3cott]

thats what hurd on the news ash:P

[Tupps]

Jack Sparrow ftw

[AlexDavies]

Maybe the Ninjas could do something about it?

[dannyboy2005]

Go Go Gadget Boy!

[L20VTS]

Thats cool, just watching the bestest pirate film ever pirates of caribbean, shame there not proper old school pirates!

[badasssaxo]

theyve always been around nobody cares though, in fact im a decendent of a pirate apparently, my grandfather did a family tree a few years ago and found it out, but no i dont have a parrot but i do love a good boat ride and i love pirates of the carribean lol.

[bullit]

does anybody know why there called pirates?

[CurtSD]

If they blow it up, whatever country does it will be fecking stupid lol

With credit crunch and all that its a free £100,000,000 up for grabs to whatever country clears out the pirates first.

*drops flag* Go! :fcuk:

[badasssaxo]

does anybody know why there called pirates?




Dictionary: pirate (pī'rĭt)

Home > Library > Literature & Language > Dictionaryn.

One who robs at sea or plunders the land from the sea without commission from a sovereign nation.
A ship used for this purpose.
One who preys on others; a plunderer.
One who makes use of or reproduces the work of another without authorization

v., -rat·ed, -rat·ing, -rates.

v.tr.
To attack and rob (a ship at sea).
To take (something) by piracy.
To make use of or reproduce (another's work) without authorization.
v.intr.
To act as a pirate; practice piracy.

[Middle English, from Old French, from Latin pīrāta, from Greek peirātēs, from peirān, to attempt, from peira, trial.]

piratic pi·rat'ic (pī-răt'ĭk) or pi·rat'i·cal (-ĭ-kəl) adj.
piratically pi·rat'i·cal·ly adv.

there you go ftw.

[NICK2506]

which is over a quater of saudi arabias oil export in a day

I think its just a quater of their daily exports. so i doubt its enough to push up fuel prices. but tbh they will get caught. cos they will never sell that oil now.

[Ashleyp]

I think its just a quater of their daily exports. so i doubt its enough to push up fuel prices. but tbh they will get caught. cos they will never sell that oil now.

u repeated what i said? in an active clause? lol

[Danr]

does anybody know why there called pirates?

Because the "aaaarrrrrrrggggg"

You make me happy bullit.

[bullit]

high five xx

[alex19]

Bet you could play one awesome game of hide and seek on a boat like that.

[Danr]

Probably not, it is just pretty much a huge barrel full of oil.

Now Matt Yates's boat, that would be a good game of hide and seek.

I wonder if they will send Matt to fuck em up?

[Ashleyp]

Because the "aaaarrrrrrrggggg"

You make me happy bullit.

ahh.. i saw that joke on a penguine the other day

i should have known to respond with that comment

good one bullit :y:

[grant_evans]

:panic: just found out that a good mates dad might be on this boat :panic:

[Mike-VTR]

i think a few skud missiles should sort it out, we would see the fireworks from here!

[Danr]

I'm considering getting a jetski and going over there to fuck em up.

[phillyh]

:panic: just found out that a good mates dad might be on this boat :panic:

Try get a message to him to go SAS on their ass.

[Matty_Mills]

imagine the sight of that thing blowing up... would be oil and samalians everywhere!

[Robb]

Haha that is proper quality.

Does make me wonder though, how exactly are they gonna get away? Even if they get a helicopter bought in to take them away surely the police will just follow them?

They should just send a swat team on.

[Slammed_Posi_Vtr]

do we even havy navy based in this country? theyre spread out in so many countries globally now its hard to keep tabs on where our troops are

i doubt they would have done anything even if that oil was destined for the UK

heres a little news link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7358764.stm

not the one about the oil, just a general link about it

edit: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7733482.stm

link for actual oil story


• The UK's Royal Navy shot dead two suspected pirates attacking a Danish cargo-ship off the coast of Yemen

Apparently


im loving it! a bit of interesting news for once! :D

[Danr]

It's gonna be like the first level on Cod4. They should just send in Peej and Karl.

[betty02]

does anybody know why there called pirates?

cus the arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Danr]

does anybody know why there called pirates?

Because the "aaaarrrrrrrggggg"


cus the arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Betty = Retard.

[betty02]

Betty = Retard.

Betty = To much of a lazy fuck to read page 2

[Danr]

lollercakes

[Karl]

It's gonna be like the first level on Cod4. They should just send in Peej and Karl.

Press Directional right for UAV Peej!!1!

MOVE MOVE MOVE.

[hellonpluto]

really reminds me of peter pan...cant get to grips with the fact that pirates are real lol! xXx

with rocket launchers and big ass guns. These aint no captain hook! :panic:

http://huntoftheseawolves.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/060706-modern-pirates_big.jpg

http://warandgame.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/_43005927_somaliaap203b.jpg

[Danr]

I always get confused... Everyone says that watching Pirate Movies is bad and i shouldn't do it but then Johnny Depp stars in one and it's a must see!

[Mystic]

Are you trying to implicate Johnny Depp in this tanker hijacking?

[Danr]

I believe so. Where is he right now?

[Matty_Mills]

I believe so. Where is he right now?

On your tanker, Stealin ur oilz!

[Ashleyp]

On your tanker, Stealin ur oilz!

lolz..

[phillyh]

On your tanker, Stealin ur oilz!

lmao!
iRep.

The Pirates are probably drinking the oil tbh.
ARRRRRGGHHH

[Danr]

We all know Pirates drink Grog.

[Matty_Mills]

And rum!

[Pieface]

Oil will probably go to a Country like Cuba tbh, somewhere where they have little links with oil. Although Cuba probably can't afford it all..

[phillyh]

Wouldnt be suprised if it all ended up here, lol

[Mikey]

i love barbosa

[phillyh]

i love barbosa

You love men in general.

[Mikey]

You love men in general.

no just there bottoms

[Mystic]

Being honest, if i was one of those pirates i'd definitely kit myself out to look like Jack Sparrow. Must be one of the best jobs in the world?

[phillyh]

no just there bottoms

I knew it.
Gaylord.

<3

[Mikey]

Being honest, if i was one of those pirates i'd definitely kit myself out to look like Jack Sparrow. Must be one of the best jobs in the world?

untill you have an aircraft carrier on your ass...then its change your boxers time...i did an accident

[Mikey]

I knew it.
Gaylord.

<3

haha. jelousy gets you no were

[betty02]

would this of been a modern hijacking withs guns etc, or a load of dossy old man with cannons and sords 9sp) and shit?

[phillyh]

would this of been a modern hijacking withs guns etc, or a load of dossy old man with cannons and sords 9sp) and shit?

They dont use guns, its not in the pirate code.

Swords, daggers, cannons and hand cannons only.

[alanrichie]

on your tanker, stealin ur oilz!

ahahah lmao mat you legund

[Mikey]

They dont use guns, its not in the pirate code.

Swords, daggers, cannons and hand cannons only.

what about cleverly trained monkeys that can grab aztc gold?

[phillyh]

what about cleverly trained monkeys that can grab aztc gold?

OH YEA!

I forgot about them, monkeys allowed, but only after a 7 kill streak iirc

[Mikey]

OH YEA!

I forgot about them, monkeys allowed, but only after a 7 kill streak iirc

i think i'd go for the parrot tbh..more aggressive look.

maybe i should go to uni and study pirate fasion...

hhhmmmmmmmmm

:geek:

[phillyh]

i think i'd go for the parrot tbh..more aggressive look.

maybe i should go to uni and study pirate fasion...

hhhmmmmmmmmm

:geek:

On the exams, answer every question with..

"AAAARRRRGGGHHHH"

Bound to get the degree tbh.

[Mikey]

1) if captured do you

a) tell them everything
b) tell them you'd rather die than give up the pirate codes
c) tell them everything for rum


i'd go c

[Mystic]

d) go on a crazy escape that involves swinging on ropes around the masts, sliding down the sails, hitting someone with a bottle, at least 2 totally fluke fatalities, chopping a rope to make something fall on several people, knocking people over with tumbling barrels, fireing a cannon backwards so that the cannon takes someone out rather than the cannon ball, making a see saw/trampoline and catapulting yourself off the ship to be rescued by your own ship, waiting nearby!

Yeh your right, i choose C

[phillyh]

After thinking about the answers hard, id pick c

[betty02]

What has 12 arms, 12 legs and 12 eyes?

[Mystic]

The 6 pirates aboard the Sirius Star?

[betty02]

a dozen pirates

[Matty_Mills]

What has 12 arms, 12 legs and 12 eyes?

this sounds like a joke in the making

"what has 12 arms, 12 legs and twelve eyes and kills seamen (haha... semen)..."

"the 6 pirates ... blah blah blah"
love
x

[Mystic]

a dozen 1 armed, 1 legged, 1 eye'd pirates? Pap joke tbh. Cant hijack a boat with 0 depth perception between the lot of you.

[turnip]

The world would be boring without crime tbf lol

How would you be able to get through your day without hearing of pirates on the news? I couldn't don't about any of you haha

captain Pugwash ftw
http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff183/turner_wednesbury/pugwash.jpg

[Mystic]

Theres a new pirates of the Caribbean movie out next year, apparently this is all just a big misunderstanding & they were just filming the scene where Sparrow boards the giant rum transport vessel used to transport Rum between the gulf & saudi arabia?

[TU-Tuning]

How the fuck do you sell an oild tanker on the sly lol

[Matty_Mills]

How the fuck do you sell an oild tanker on the sly lol

they want the ransom monies... although watching some silly prick try to hide that thing would be lovely
x

[Mystic]

How the fuck do you sell an oild tanker on the sly lol

eBay under a fake non pirety username? http://shop.ebay.co.uk/items/?_nkw=Sirius+Star&_sacat=0&_fromfsb=&_trksid=m270.l1313&_odkw=tanker&_osacat=0 It will be on there soon tbh

[turnip]

rumour has it they have also kidnapped Q and had him put and invisibility booster onto the ship...just what i heard

[Ryan]

they want the ransom monies... although watching some silly prick try to hide that thing would be lovely
x

the indian boat yards would take it apparts for scrap in no time.

[Matty_Mills]

the indian boat yards would take it apparts for scrap in no time.

haha tgis is true... now...

how do they get it there un noticed :geek:

[Ryan]

haha tgis is true... now...

how do they get it there un noticed :geek:

put a set of lexus lights on it and put saxo badges on it.

Sea chavs.

[Matty_Mills]

put a set of lexus lights on it and put saxo badges on it.

Sea chavs.

Maybe a chrome petrol cap to give it an extra 10 BHP?
outrun any thing!
x

[matt_vtr_15]

How the fuck do you sell an oild tanker on the sly lol

sell it??

why on earth would they sell it when they can bury it like all the other pirates.....

[JC-Furio]

They made one crucial error upon getting their new vessel.

No progress thread.

[Danr]

http://graphics.boston.com/resize/bonzai-fba/AP_Photo/2008/11/17/1226941326_6541/539w.jpg

Needs lowering.

[matt_vtr_15]

Needs lowering.

aswell as big fog lights and a dixie horn

[Mikey]

http://graphics.boston.com/resize/bonzai-fba/AP_Photo/2008/11/17/1226941326_6541/539w.jpg

Needs lowering.

flip paint?

[Matty_Mills]

ST Orange would be better

[Mikey]

ST Orange would be better

pffft

chav

[Danr]

Yeah, you need red wiv black gril innit.

[Mikey]

Yeah, you need red wiv black gril innit.

ohh just fcuk right of



;)

[Matty_Mills]

ohh just fcuk right of



;)

off*




PAAAAAAAHAAAA

[Mikey]

off*




PAAAAAAAHAAAA

emails mod

im being bullied


your getting band....hahaha

:zainy:

[Matty_Mills]

hahahaha....
be careful....
i'l get the pirates on you...

[Mikey]

hahahaha....
be careful....
i'l get the pirates on you...

whats the bhp on that tanker?

about 100000000000000000000000000000000bhp

never catch the corsa with 200 bh....ohh wait a min :n:

[Marcos]

theres gypsys at sea :O

[Mystic]

All about the exhausts tbh.

Should have slapped the twin 50x25 foot slash cut, oval, jap can on it like the Queen Mary here
http://www.simplonpc.co.uk/QM1/Funnel-04.jpg

[Mikey]

All about the exhausts tbh.

Should have slapped the twin 50x25 foot slash cut, oval, jap can on it like the Queen Mary here
http://www.simplonpc.co.uk/QM1/Funnel-04.jpg

might take this powerflow

their moto is we can make anything..

build that you bastards :fcuk:

[phillyh]

Lol at turning up at powerflow with an idea like that.

Mikey: Ive added you on live, so accept when your next on;):y:

[Mikey]

Lol at turning up at powerflow with an idea like that.

Mikey: Ive added you on live, so accept when your next on;):y:

okay doke babycakes ;)

in about 5 mins lol

[phillyh]

okay doke babycakes ;)

in about 5 mins lol

Dude, call me that on live and....


I wont be able to control myself, mhhhmmmm

[Mikey]

Dude, call me that on live and....


I wont be able to control myself, mhhhmmmm

haha :hug:

[dobbo_1]

you call that a ship, this is a ship lol

http://www.aukevisser.nl/esso/06cb7b20.jpg

[Chewitt_VTR]

Im still waiting to see if anyone is going to photoshop the ship,lower it big zoust ect ect

[Matty_Mills]

Im still waiting to see if anyone is going to photoshop the ship,lower it big zoust ect ect

16" rims?

[Chewitt_VTR]

Probs get away with some 17" with out getting any rub.

[Matty_Mills]

Probs get away with some 17" with out getting any rub.

16's would be better for handling.
Needs to be lowered at least 55mm
I have a set of Cobra Clubmans for sale in black and red... they would go nice with the one above
x

[dynebaruk]

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/2922/boatyboatyhv0.jpg

[Matty_Mills]

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/2922/boatyboatyhv0.jpg

Pahahaha

better than my photoshops!
x

[Chewitt_VTR]

Hahaha quality. Someone must be bored.

[Craddock]

I used to be a pirate.

[saxomatt01]

yo ho ho an a bottle ov rum.
send the sas/sbs in to kick their arses imo.

[saxomatt01]

shiver me timbers arghhhhhhhhhh...

[dobbo_1]

just give them the money as soon as they hand the hostages back pop a cap in there ass job done

[Danr]

pop a cap in there ass

ha ha ha ha.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

[Craddock]

Saxomatt used to be a pirate as well apparently.

[saxomatt01]

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,you let me secret out now,my bad.

[Yates]

my mates out in gulf and has to patrol those waters on way there and back lol, had quite a few mates doing it, our ship was nearly sent out there to do pirate patrol, its been bad for quite a time, but they got alot of publicity from doing that