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mattchewone
17th November 2008, 23:36
Right during some training i had a week ago or so. The trainer asked me this question :
Who would win out of a fight between, Superman and Batman?
Discuss
Tom5190
17th November 2008, 23:38
lmao now im jsut sat imagineing you training to be a super hero....
do you mean like weight and fitness training?
and batman all the way!
EDWARDS
17th November 2008, 23:38
superman with his super human powers,
mattchewone
17th November 2008, 23:38
lmao now im jsut sat imagineing you training to be a super hero....
do you mean like weight and fitness training?
and batman all the way!
No i work in Retail mate.
EDWARDS
17th November 2008, 23:38
oh and superman can fly
Japman
17th November 2008, 23:38
lol u edda
superman
EDWARDS
17th November 2008, 23:39
superman is "Super" so its a non contest, how can someone who bases themselfs on a bat win!ha
JC-Furio
17th November 2008, 23:40
Robin.
EDWARDS
17th November 2008, 23:41
Batman is nothing without robin
Tupps
17th November 2008, 23:42
Tupps would kick fuck out of both of them
mattchewone
17th November 2008, 23:42
Batman is nothing without robin
Robin is nothing without Batman.
mattchewone
17th November 2008, 23:43
Tupps would kick fuck out of both of them
You must of miss read the question, i asked who would win out of superman and batman,
not,
Batman and Tuppsman.
phillyh
17th November 2008, 23:43
I would want Batman to win.
But the guy with the gay blue spandex is bound to win.
DaxVTR
17th November 2008, 23:50
depends what kind of fight.. batman would win the fight of coolness
Mitchell
17th November 2008, 23:54
depends what kind of fight.. batman would win the fight of coolness
a guy dressed as a bat with rubber muscles? sheeeeeat!
superman may wear a cape and some lame ass tights but atleast he can back it up with his awesome pecs and traps.
all the chicks want his ass... there are not many hot chicks in gotham city
EDWARDS
17th November 2008, 23:57
Sounds like you have a thing for superman!Lol
DaxVTR
17th November 2008, 23:59
a guy dressed as a bat with rubber muscles? sheeeeeat!
superman may wear a cape and some lame ass tights but atleast he can back it up with his awesome pecs and traps.
all the chicks want his ass... there are not many hot chicks in gotham city
but does he have a car which is badass? lol
Mitchell
18th November 2008, 00:02
but does he have a car which is badass? lol
but can you imagin driving around here in a car that looks like a bat? why does he have a cape anyway, can he even fly? or does he just fall off buildings like a giant turd?
superman can fly his ass all over the world in seconds! and whos to say he doesn't have a quick feel of the vag when he's carrying the women.
DaxVTR
18th November 2008, 00:06
but can you imagin driving around here in a car that looks like a bat? why does he have a cape anyway, can he even fly? or does he just fall off buildings like a giant turd?
superman can fly his ass all over the world in seconds! and whos to say he doesn't have a quick feel of the vag when he's carrying the women.
cause the capes cool and so is batman :afro:
haha and superman is now super-perv? he'd be so quick with his hands the woman wudnt have a clue what happend anyway lol
EDWARDS
18th November 2008, 00:07
its a non contest superman all the way, batman and robin together would get a tanning
Mitchell
18th November 2008, 00:09
cause the capes cool and so is batman :afro:
haha and superman is now super-perv? he'd be so quick with his hands the woman wudnt have a clue what happend anyway lol
I know, he could probably even do it with his cawk and they wouldn't notice. He even has X-ray vision to tell if they have a hairy clam before doing it.
and he probably has a big one aswell, as he is SUPERMAN!!!! looking at the bulge in his tights I'd guess over 12 inches!!!
EDWARDS
18th November 2008, 00:23
less of that please this is a forum for youngesters!
Mitchell
18th November 2008, 00:41
less of that please this is a forum for youngesters!
you mean when I said he could probably even do it with his cawk and they wouldn't notice. He even has X-ray vision to tell if they have a hairy clam before doing it.
and he probably has a big one aswell, as he is SUPERMAN!!!! looking at the bulge in his tights I'd guess over 12 inches!!!
saxomatt01
18th November 2008, 00:47
pmsl @ mitchell.
shooorn94
18th November 2008, 00:47
Superman is over rated and the only thing that can kill him is kryptonite and therefore he is a pointless fool. I dispise him however he would win.
Batman vs. darth vader would be interesting the two men in black battling it out, however again batman would lose. But darth and superman? Now we're talking.
TU-Tuning
18th November 2008, 04:46
There is only one superhero tbh
http://api.ning.com/files/wZSd37qtFSsfWi6jzwLTuV*YI5YorkSF2uF6E23qMiw_/chuck_norris.jpg
titchster
18th November 2008, 06:27
Now there's one.
Chuck Norris vs Jack Bauer.
Bauer all the way for me, he's already come back from the dead however many times. :p
Mark51
18th November 2008, 06:39
Tupps would kick fuck out of both of them
MASSIVE ftw
Superman would obviously win
Ashleyp
18th November 2008, 08:45
we could throw various other superheros into the equation
royal rumble ftw haha
old skool wwf :cool:
MarkyG
18th November 2008, 08:51
a guy dressed as a bat with rubber muscles? sheeeeeat!
superman may wear a cape and some lame ass tights but atleast he can back it up with his awesome pecs and traps.
all the chicks want his ass... there are not many hot chicks in gotham city
dont forget he wears his underwear on the outside ;) that makes him even super....!
MarkyG
18th November 2008, 08:53
you mean when I said he could probably even do it with his cawk and they wouldn't notice. He even has X-ray vision to tell if they have a hairy clam before doing it.
and he probably has a big one aswell, as he is SUPERMAN!!!! looking at the bulge in his tights I'd guess over 12 inches!!!
yeah..........of cotton wool stuffing!
steven1451
18th November 2008, 09:10
super man would win definatly batman gets beaten up by lawyers in scarecrow masks and a clown superman can only be beaten by kriptonite
superman ftw
Tupps
18th November 2008, 09:44
You must of miss read the question, i asked who would win out of superman and batman,
not,
Batman and Tuppsman.
Sorry, i cannot provide an accurate answer to the question then
I've not reviewed both fighting styles and don't want to mislead you at all
Matty_Mills
18th November 2008, 09:45
Go go Power Rangers!
mattchewone
18th November 2008, 09:47
Sorry, i cannot provide an accurate answer to the question then
I've not reviewed both fighting styles and don't want to mislead you at all
lol ROFL.
Robb
18th November 2008, 09:51
Batman rocks. Although its still far fetched, hes based on real life. So therefore he would win.
Karl
18th November 2008, 09:54
Capt. Bucky O' Hare iirc.
Peejous
18th November 2008, 09:56
Soulja boy
Danr
18th November 2008, 09:58
fidy cent.
Tupps
18th November 2008, 10:02
Richard Rutherford
Danr
18th November 2008, 10:05
Rutherford couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag. Hides under desk for the rest of my life!
Stickyjam
18th November 2008, 10:37
batman in the more recent episodes of that superhero show with all of them in on cartoon network actually used to carry kryptonite on him incase superman turned bad on him so batman could easily do over superman :P ( finish nerd talk)
Matty_Mills
18th November 2008, 10:51
batman in the more recent episodes of that superhero show with all of them in on cartoon network actually used to carry kryptonite on him incase superman turned bad on him so batman could easily do over superman :P ( finish nerd talk)
and breathe lol...
superman could just fly batty up to space and hey presto.... superman wins
xxxxx
danzman1991
18th November 2008, 11:03
www.googlefight.com
DaxVTR
18th November 2008, 13:56
you mean when I said he could probably even do it with his cawk and they wouldn't notice. He even has X-ray vision to tell if they have a hairy clam before doing it.
and he probably has a big one aswell, as he is SUPERMAN!!!! looking at the bulge in his tights I'd guess over 12 inches!!!
im sorry but superman doesnt wear socks on his feet cause hes got them down his pants!! not so super anymore ay!
tom130691
18th November 2008, 14:25
popeye would have both of um
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