Office Pranks

[AdamW]

One of my mates in my office has left for the week and was just wondering what pranks I could play on him?

Last time he was away I left the "Scott Mills" flirt divert number on his message pad and told him he needed to phone this client back.

I have also super glued a pound coin to the floor by his desk.

I need some top quality pranks!

Adam smileys/smiley2.gif

[grantsmith1985]

Stick a Anchovie to the under side of his desk with sticky tape.

Connect your keyboard into his pc so when he sits down type something into word like "We are watching you" etc.

Put some one elses stuff in his place and when he gets back say the boss thought he had left so he had been replaced.

If he is in a boxed off area do the TV prank where the put clingfilm across the door and then fill his area with foam balls etc. Will try and think of more for ya smileys/smiley2.gif

[puzzledzippy]

cover everything in grease,1 thing we did to a bloke at work when he was off was putting water cress seeds everywhere,you just have to make sure that the grow enough for when he comes back.

good luck

[grantsmith1985]

Wrapp his chair in copious ammounts of masking tape so it takes abuot half hour to take it all off.

[AdamW]

iv wrapped up his car in xmas paper a year back, we got sent loads of free xmas paper for sum reason, He was not happy!! smileys/smiley17.gif

[grantsmith1985]

Thats quite good actualy, lol. Put Post it notes all over the place with niggly little comments on them. But like EVERY where, use 3 pads or soemthing, lol.

[grantsmith1985]

Get the plactic cups from a water machine and half fill loads of them with water, put all of them on his desk so it takes up al the room.

[azzaweston]

change all the keys around on his keyboard smileys/smiley8.gif

[grantsmith1985]

Hide the ball in his mouse and change it to a left hand mouse in the setting so the left click becomes the right button.

[dandaman2005]

LOL how about these???

When two (ore more) people are working a desks that are put next to each other, switch their telephone cords. With all those cables lying around it will take some time before they find that one out!

Put a peice of onion or a clove of garlic inside the mouthpiece of a phone. Give it some time for it to fester and build up a strong odor. Then call them and keep them on the phone for as long as possible.

It is allways a good habit to lock your computer before heading off for coffee or a smoke. When someone forgets and leaves a Word document or an email open, type a single word somewhere in the text. “f*ck”� or so will do nicely. They’ll never notice and send it out.

Get a hold of someone's cell phone and change the greeting banner to say "NO SERVICE". Many cell phones have greeting banners on them that you can personalize to say whatever you want them to and it stays on there when you're not using your phone. Also, when there is no service where you are, most cell phone companies have a banner that pops up on your screen saying "no service".

Take a can of non gel shaving cream, and put it in a freezer. When it is frozen remove the bottom of the can and put it in co worker's drawer. When it melts it expands and explodes all over everything.

Go into MS Word or similar program on co-worker's computer, and add an entry to the AutoCorrect feature. This is a very simple prank that will send the novice user into a frenzy. Configure the AutoCorrect option to replace the word "the" with the phrase "you suck!". They will usually panick and start scanning for viruses.

Take clear tape and tape the underside of the mouse. Make sure you take the sticky end of the tape and apply it to the bottom of the mouse so it locks the ball in place. The victim will most likely check the connections in the back, reinstall drivers, reboot, etc., before they realize what has happened.

Do a "Print Screen" of the user's desktop, and then paste the image from the clipboard to a photo program, and save the image as a bitmap. Then, set the 'snapshot' of their desktop as the actual desktop wallpaper. (You'll have to hide the Windows status bar, and move all their desktop icons into a folder, which you can hide conspicuously in the corner or something.) The user will see their desktop as always, but everything on it will appear to be frozen when they try to click on it...sending them into a rebooting and virus scanning fit!

This will mostly only work with people with very little PC knowledge. Stick in a floppy in there floppy drive. They will be unable to boot up windows until the disk is out. This is fun to watch.

Try to find a very obnoxious CD laying around. Preferably a reggae or rap CD. Pop it in their CD ROM. Put up the sound full blast by double clicking on the volume control on the bottom right. On normal configurations the audio CD will autoplay when windows first starts up. The person starting up there PC in the morning will definitely be embarrassed.

This is for that special person you just cant stand in the office, the one who talks on the phone all day with their boyfriend/girlfriend and gets personal e-mail all day. Go into their e-mail and change their defaults to autmatically "blind carbon copy" their boss or supervisor. Heads will roll!

Change the coffee in the office coffe maker to decafe. Wait about three weeks(or untill you think everybody has gotten over their caffine addiction)and switch to expresso!

Try "password securing" someone's screen saver. First I suggest changing the screen saver to "scrolling marque" and inserting your own word or phrase, "Mr. Jones (president or supervisor) eats SHlT" or something to that effect.

With someone who is on the phone a lot during work - This works if you have phones that the handset comes apart. Take the handset apart and put scotch tape over the mouthpeice inside. They can still be heard, b

[Zany_Jim]

Take the mouse ball from his mouse

[grantsmith1985]

This will mostly only work with people with very little PC knowledge. Stick in a floppy in there floppy drive. They will be unable to boot up windows until the disk is out. This is fun to watch.

I am a PC Engineer and you would be surprised how many jobs I get to and that is the fault. smileys/smiley5.gif

[grantsmith1985]

To do this you virtually have to break their keyboard but if you take the caps lock button off and remove the actuall button then stick it back on. ENDLESS PAGES OF THIS THAT THEY CANT GET RID OF UNTIL THEY THINK ABUOT RESETING THEIR PC.

[dandaman2005]

LOL!!!! im in the same boat as you mate.

Im a web designer and in my own time sort out think as pig shit complaints from people and in the last 6 months ive been called out to 5 of these lol.

Of course i blagged it up and spent an hour looking through the regestry and bios, going "hmmm, ummmm, ooohhh, not good" :LOL just to get my standard 2 hour pay lol

Fucking old people are the worst lol, feel so bad when i RIP THEM OFF LOL!!!! oh well got feed myself lol
!!!

[grantsmith1985]

If they have a favourite Mug or glass for drink, just before they get their drink put a small amount of Tabasco sauce around the whole lip of the glasss, watch them keep licking the lips wondering whats up.
You can really tell who works in the office now cant you, lol.

[grantsmith1985]

If they have got a mobile phone where you can change the covers etc take the keys out and then ring them or send them a message. They will get well annoyed coz they cant read it coz you have the buttons in your pocket.

[Chris]

Get a spoon and pop the keys off of his keyboard, jumble them all up and put them back on the keyboard!

Leave loads of half empty coffee's, hotchocolates etc across his desk.... by the time he gets back they will be off and smell like shit!

Take all the wheels off the bottom of his chair!

Chris smileys/happy.gif

[grantsmith1985]

Take all the wheels off the bottom of his chair!
Only take one off so it rocks around

[AdamW]

So far the ball from his mouse has gone....... and the "M" and "N" letters on the keyboard are switched.

But I have filled all his drawers in his desk with paper shreddings and his filing cabinet LMBO! © sax-p

[grantsmith1985]

Nice let us know what he says when he is back smileys/smiley17.gif

[Chris]

So far the ball from his mouse has gone....... and the "M" and "N" letters on the keyboard are switched.

We did that to a bloke at works keyboard who's last name is 'Bunnell', so when he went to login in the morning he was typing 'Bummell'...... we fooking laughed! smileys/smiley4.gif

Chris smileys/happy.gif

[AdamW]

Also his internet homepage is now changed to something Obsence LMBO! © sax-p

[DevilDamo]

adam... put a couple making lurrrvvvv on one of his drawings that are due to go out smileys/smiley2.gif

[dannsax]

treat yourself to a cheap ish can of shaving foam .

place in the freezer over night . cut the can in half .

place in desk draw . give it an hour or two . ever

wondered just how much foam there is in one can , you

will find out soon enough smileys/smiley4.gif

[Deanlppl]

Me and my boss put a Pornographic Shemale picture on one of the Hindu workers PC background and disconnected his mouse. also key coded keypads to pornographic sounds!

was so funny.

[nixy9]

you could switch everything around on his desk so nothing is in the same place, and stick in down so everything doesnt move

i work on a building site and theres someone who works for the same company and we wind each other up, so when he went for lunch i got all his stuff and screwed it to the ceiling so when he wlaked in it was all hanging and to top it off he went to pick up his crate to get it all down and we stuck that to the floor aswell!!! it was well funny he he