It's 3.52AM....the phone rings....

[MikeCracknell]

And I get left THIS (www.michael-cracknell.co.uk/yates.wav) on my voicemail...

Thanks Matt (Yates) for that lol!

[BBL]

lol wtf, piss head ftw?

[James]

Danny tried that with me at about 4, 'what the fuck, why are you still awake.. I was supposed to wake you up.' Daniel, the king of fails.

[Amiee]

Danny tried that with me at about 4, 'what the fuck, why are you still awake.. I was supposed to wake you up.' Daniel, the king of fails.

Hahaha.. should know the Cloud never sleeps ;)

[Steve]

i got one just after 4.

vvvvvtec just kicked in yo!

[sick-Saxo]

LMAO funny fucka

[jdizzy]

lol funny lad! lol

[Barry123]

yates, you're a cunt.

[Andi9386]

Yates you piss head.

Good one.

[Chr15]

Im glad I dont give my number out lol. Still cant make out what was said.

[Yates]

Ian, Daniel and myself.

Personally my fav was Ad's message lol.

[Viper]

lol, how did u get it upploaded mike? ill upload mine if i can. lol

just getting settled into bed.. and phone rings... bastard

[alanrichie]

nice 1 bruvarrr
human traffic?:P

[MikeCracknell]

lol, how did u get it upploaded mike? ill upload mine if i can. lol

just getting settled into bed.. and phone rings... bastard

Recorded it is a wav file then put it on my site, I am sure you can attach the file in the forum

[GoochyBoy]

ok....:S extremely cool guy :y:

[Yates]

viper - oh dear?

[Shellz]

Lol, madness!

[Spanky]

i got one of Leeroy at just after 3....

I was away in noddy land :D

[dsh85]

OHHHHHHHHHHHH DEAR! just remebered that one

serious telephone abuse

[Ste]

Geeeza hahah

[MikeCracknell]

OHHHHHHHHHHHH DEAR! just remebered that one

serious telephone abuse

I want to hear vipers and sayers tbh

[Yates]

i want to hear sayers again hahaha

those who went to ring will know what i mean when i say i used the geek voice

[Viper]

ohh deaarr was mine

how exactly did u record it? just play it next to a mic?

[MikeCracknell]

ohh deaarr was mine

how exactly did u record it? just play it next to a mic?

Yes, used windows sound recorder then saved it as a .wv file, then I put it on my site!

[Kelly]

Last time I leave my phone on loud of a night. Yates you woke me up :sad:

[MikeCracknell]

My god, everyone in his phone book????

[Ryan]

I was slipping my lady some length when matt rang me, I knew he would be pissed and chatting shit from a discussion with him earlier in the night.
I continued to prod away safe in the knowlege matt would no doubt leave some form of voicemail message

[Chr15]

Still using that blow up doll Ryan? Tsk, get on match.com. Actually dont, theres more skanks on there than fitties.

[Ryan]

Still using that blow up doll Ryan? Tsk, get on match.com. Actually dont, theres more skanks on there than fitties.

Match.com would be great if i ever inteded leaving my room, with 4 walls and computer.

[Barry123]

I was slipping my lady some length when matt rang me, I knew he would be pissed and chatting shit from a discussion with him earlier in the night.
I continued to prod away safe in the knowlege matt would no doubt leave some form of voicemail message

but if matt let it ring for say 20 secs you would have obv. finished 'having sex' then and you could've answered it....

[Ryan]

but if matt let it ring for say 20 secs you would have obv. finished 'having sex' then and you could've answered it....

Nah he rang at the start of foreplay so at least 30secs more.:homme:

[Baz]

Danny tried that with me at about 4, 'what the fuck, why are you still awake.. I was supposed to wake you up.' Daniel, the king of fails.

haha happened to me before with Danny, he just doesn't ring late enough....

[Yates]

danny is a failure

[samcook]

i had a great message left on my answer phone lmao

[Yates]

i had a great message left on my answer phone lmao

bonjour sam

[craig180]

I had several missed calls but thankfully I was too pissed/too asleep to even hear it ringing.

Cheers Danny!

[samcook]

bonjour sam

lol, who was it talking?

your french accent was so fooling i almost thort it was for real

[Yates]

lol, who was it talking?

your french accent was so fooling i almost thort it was for real

me lol

[dsh85]

tbh i think most were off my phone werent they! i was just going down the phonebook then handing it over to yates lol

[David]

I enjoyed our conversation about Schnitzel... :S

[AlexR]

Yates, you're lame! I picked up and you poofed out, twice lol

Was just getting in from a night out, pissed as fark.

Egghead...

[Yates]

didnt think id rang you twice

il ring alex r, ring ring

yates...

vtec yooooooooooooooo then everyone else shouted, then hung up

[AlexR]

Ah yes :D I was so pissed i forgot the vtec y0!

Drunken northern monkeys :P

[shauny]

a got one too but ophone was off FAIL!!!!!

[Yates]

a got one too but ophone was off FAIL!!!!!

danny? dont think i called you lol

[Ryan]

im david beckham.

[Yates]

im david beckham.

hahahahahahaha

[Ryan]

my battery on phone was nearly shot so only got to hear it last night.

[carlfrank]

quite a funny guy by the sounds of the voicemail lol

[Yates]

quite a funny guy by the sounds of the voicemail lol

yeah he is mate

[Luke]

I enjoyed our conversation about Schnitzel... :S

Did they catch you on the job David....?!

[Ryan]

quite a funny guy by the sounds of the voicemail lol

the only thing funny about him is his superbly polished head. :homme:

[Yates]

the only thing funny about him is his superbly polished head. :homme:

lanky streak of ginger piss