Ryan
13th December 2008, 15:40
you go stumbling about online..
BBC are so informative
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A673508
Farts can bring more excitement into wedlock if administered in a Dutch Oven2: this is where one partner lets go a huge fart, pulls the duvet cover or bed sheets over the head of their loved one, trapping them in a confusion of methane, while shouting triumphantly, 'Dutch oven! Dutch oven!' The person trapped will wriggle like an eel, the trapper will then nearly die laughing and it will all end up in a really boisterous play fight. Of course, this is all in questionable taste.
or
http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/fart_machine/fart_slang.html
notable ones are
Mariah Carey v many people think Mariah is named after the wind. In fact it is because she is like a high pitched squeal emitted from the arse capable of shattering glass
Cockney cheers n Farting in a crowded public house whilst singing 'Knees up Mother Brown'
BBC are so informative
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A673508
Farts can bring more excitement into wedlock if administered in a Dutch Oven2: this is where one partner lets go a huge fart, pulls the duvet cover or bed sheets over the head of their loved one, trapping them in a confusion of methane, while shouting triumphantly, 'Dutch oven! Dutch oven!' The person trapped will wriggle like an eel, the trapper will then nearly die laughing and it will all end up in a really boisterous play fight. Of course, this is all in questionable taste.
or
http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/fart_machine/fart_slang.html
notable ones are
Mariah Carey v many people think Mariah is named after the wind. In fact it is because she is like a high pitched squeal emitted from the arse capable of shattering glass
Cockney cheers n Farting in a crowded public house whilst singing 'Knees up Mother Brown'