Jesus jewish ?

[VTEC-Saxo]

Right, why dont the jewish celibrate chirstmas, the birth of jesus, when jesus was jewish?, sorry for my ignorence but it was a convo that cropped up today

[Ste-88]

Still had a foreskin x

[Karl]

Why are Christians Christian when Jesus was a Jew....

[VTEC-Saxo]

Still had a foreskin x
Made me laugh :)

[VTEC-Saxo]

Why are Christians Christian when Jesus was a Jew....

LOL didnt notice that one either!, thers so manny floors in religeon sorry if that offended anyone

[JC-Furio]

Basically, they don't believe Jesus was Gods son, therefore nothing to celebrate about really.

[VTEC-Saxo]

Basically, they don't believe Jesus was Gods son, therefore nothing to celebrate about really.

Afterall his mum was a virgin

[Billy-Boy-Racer]

STe-88 you made me chuckle !

[josh1989]

jews don't worship jesus, they worship god and that dude that took all the jews out of egypt, they just see jesus as one of the jews :)

[VTEC-Saxo]

ahh right, sorry for my ignorence

[westie-rossi]

[QUOTE=josh1989;2803206]jews don't worship jesus, they worship god and that dude that took all the jews out of egypt, they just see jesus as one of the jews :)[/QUOTE

king of the jews

[wobble_vtr]

heard some kid in the shops that was arguin that xmas was for santas birthday....

[VTEC-Saxo]

heard some kid in the shops that was arguin that xmas was for santas birthday....

haha, his rents probably told him that :geek:

[saxoboy91]

Still had a foreskin x

made me laugh...alot lol :y:

had this discussion in work last week. didnt get any answers at all, not even stupid ones :n: lol

[VTEC-Saxo]

why have my last two threads been about jews and penises 8-)

[wobble_vtr]

why have my last two threads been about jews and penises 8-)

festive for xmas time? lol

[Ste-88]

why have my last two threads been about jews and penises 8-)

You're trying to tell us that you're going to get it removed so you can legaly wear a skull cap x

[VTEC-Saxo]

You're trying to tell us that you're going to get it removed so you can legaly wear a skull cap x

LOL! shh

[evans1089]

if god and jesus live/ed...
...then why doesnt the bible mention that dinasaurs once walked the earth?...

[VTEC-Saxo]

if god and jesus live/ed...
...then why doesnt the bible mention that dinasaurs once walked the earth?...

My point exacly, the timings clash! with when we were still evolving!

[smiith]

Christians believe in the way Christ told us all to live...

Jews killed jesus, because they felt threatened by the fact he may be gods son, so king herod demanded he be killed, because jesus could take over his kingdom.

They dont do christmas because they killed him, so they wont celebrate his birth :P

there loss when it comes to easter eggs tbf.

Most jewish people do actually have christmas though, its just the diehards who dont


Dont believe a word of any of that religion pish though, i still have christmas din dins and prezies though

[Ste-88]

Christians believe in the way Christ told us all to live...

Jews killed jesus, because they felt threatened by the fact he may be gods son, so king herod demanded he be killed, because jesus could take over his kingdom.

They dont do christmas because they killed him, so they wont celebrate his birth :P

there loss when it comes to easter eggs tbf.

Most jewish people do actually have christmas though, its just the diehards who dont


Dont believe a word of any of that religion pish though, i still have christmas din dins and prezies though

You're a Jew?

[smiith]

no, i'v been christened, but i dont believe a word of any religion lol

[Ryan]

Did god give him a snipped cock at birth>

[JC-Furio]

Did god give him a snipped cock at birth>

Nah, it was one of them 3 wise men, traded his end skin for some frankincense.

[Ryan]

http://rselby.net/jesusinthesand_files/wisemen.jpg

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http://blog.wired.com/gadgets/gold_knife.jpg

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http://osmoothie.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/crying-baby-party-56800676.jpg

[Ste-88]

http://www.textbooksrus.com/book_pics_large/0061137782.jpg

[JC-Furio]

http://rselby.net/jesusinthesand_files/wisemen.jpg

One on the right did the deed.

Time to sleep.

[Jamie]

Anyone would think its a religous time of year with these threads cropping up.

[turnip]

Jesus existed as a real man who preached thats all.:y:

Christianity was created by the Greeks to keep order. Most religion was created for this reason, there was no police or law but everyone was scared to do something naughty because 'God' would punish them.

Look how many different religions there are...?Not all of them are right are they!

I believe in Ryans version of God, that guy who invented Beer, women and throttle bodies!Also i believes in Ninajasss:ninja:

The sax-p Lord!

[seat-craig]

You're a Jew?

i am lol

[Peejous]

Whoever invented Christmas should be nailed to a cross.

[Matty_Mills]

i sees wut u did thur!

[Ste-88]

i am lol

Happy Honnicka (sp?) x

[HollyAnne]

LOL didnt notice that one either!, thers so manny floors in religeon sorry if that offended anyone

also if everyone is equal how comes they dont like gays...and god is better than eveyone else?

[VTEC-Saxo]

also if everyone is equal how comes they dont like gays...and god is better than eveyone else?

Its a big farse. end of religeon.

[adamm]

no, i'v been christened, but i dont believe a word of any religion lol

same i was christened but dont believe in any religion eitha i find it far to complicated to believe in. untill im proven rong that the bible or w.e is true i will carry on being a non believer of any religion.

[Adz]

lol sam (vtec-saxo) you make me laugh with these thread you put up haha

Adz

[Mystic]

Jesus was born in the summer, hence the shepards attending herds.

Was it fuck a virgin birth too. Jospeh is a gullable twat, he needed to grow a set of balls and bin Mary tbh.

[VTEC-Saxo]

Jesus was born in the summer, hence the shepards attending herds.

Was it fuck a virgin birth too. Jospeh is a gullable twat, he needed to grow a set of balls and bin Mary tbh.

I bet he dropped out a wee black kid

" i swear im a virgin and i swear its yours moses" or w.e lol

[VTEC-Saxo]

lol sam (vtec-saxo) you make me laugh with these thread you put up haha

Adz
The names vtec
Cheers
Vtec

Muhahah

[Adz]

The names vtec
Cheers
Vtec

Muhahah


haha yeh you wish, We will Stick with "sam"

Adz

[VTEC-Saxo]

haha yeh you wish, We will Stick with "sam"

Adz

Shut up Adam :D :P