most random thing happened

[djflipsaxo]

1.30 last night me and the fella awake to what sounded like someone taping on the door.
We ignore it thinking its our upstairs neighbours banging about as they have wooden floors. Then we hear the taping more quietly, we then figure someone is knocking on everyones doors??
We live in a small set of flats, only 4 of us, 3 have young children, the other is an old lady.
so the knocking gets worse as we can hear every door he knocks on.
Then massive knock on ours, so I shout who is it?
It was bloke off his face asking someone to book him a taxi!!
So I say jog on before I call the cops and they take you home. He just keeps repeating call me taxi.
I look out the window and see a car sat outside then drive off, I guess he got dropped off by someone?
So I call the cops but no idea if they even turned up, he staggered out and on to the next house on our road!

[turnip]

:drink:ahhhh the classic pisshead.

Before my uncle died (alcoholic) he used to come round on a weekly basis pissed asking us to phone him a taxi, he lived about 10 doors down lmao:clapping:

One day i woke up and saw this thing lying half in the road half on the pavement. Walked over and it was my uncle. So i dragged him to his house where he lives with his dad (my grandad) and my grandad walked out grabbed him by the ear and kicked him up the stairs:argue:...not forgetting my uncle was like 50 something lol

Know how you feel bud haha :y:

[Amiee]

Hahaha.. reminds me of the film the strangers when they knock on your door lols..

[djflipsaxo]

Hahaha.. reminds me of the film the strangers when they knock on your door lols..

oh cheers lol

I was pretty freaked out.
I was worried incase it was something wrong with the nipper upstairs as shes only afew months old

[Amiee]

too considerate :)

haha yeh that film freaked me out aswell! lol

[Chewitt_VTR]

haha that will be like me tomorrow.

[turnip]

That film is freaky as fuck!Why they did all that and just stabbed them randomly in the end is beyond me lol:wacko:

Weird as!

[Amiee]

Based on a true story or somet... typical american film though tbh lol

[djflipsaxo]

i have never seen it.
im not one for scary films :P:P

[turnip]

The director said it was based on true events...

Apparently when he was younger someone knocked on the door and asked for someone who didn't live there. Then when he woke up an abandoned house in his street had been broke into...

wtf that has to do with it i don't know :n:

[Peejous]

I had a night like that, at 2.30 in the morning me and the missus were woken up by the door bell, I go downstairs and open the door and there is this dude just standing there asking if I could give him a push. Bear in mind its stupid o'clock and im semi naked so just shout "no I fucking can't! not at 2.30 in the fucking morning!" and slam the door on his face.

I get back into bed and the wife asked who it was, I tell her "its was some tosser, looking for a push" the missus however is furious and reminded me of the time we broke down late at night and needed at push otherwise we'd have been stuck.

Thought "for f*cks sake" and put on some clothes and trainers and walk back downstairs and open the door, the dude is nowhere to be seen. So I thought I'd shout out into the darkness "hey! do you still want a push?"

"yeah!" the he replied

Me, not been able to see him anywhere, asked "where the hell are you?"

"I'm over here, on the swings"

Old jokes are the best.

[Amiee]

Lols Id rep you for that :n:

[AshC]

I had a night like that, at 2.30 in the morning me and the missus were woken up by the door bell, I go downstairs and open the door and there is this dude just standing there asking if I could give him a push. Bear in mind its stupid o'clock and im semi naked so just shout "no I fucking can't! not at 2.30 in the fucking morning!" and slam the door on his face.

I get back into bed and the wife asked who it was, I tell her "its was some tosser, looking for a push" the missus however is furious and reminded me of the time we broke down late at night and needed at push otherwise we'd have been stuck.

Thought "for f*cks sake" and put on some clothes and trainers and walk back downstairs and open the door, the dude is nowhere to be seen. So I thought I'd shout out into the darkness "hey! do you still want a push?"

"yeah!" the he replied

Me, not been able to see him anywhere, asked "where the hell are you?"

"I'm over here, on the swings"

Old jokes are the best.

Edit:didnt see white text lol

[Matty_Mills]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,
i was not expecting that pj
x
pj sounds too innocent for you... i do not like it

[djflipsaxo]

lol peej
well I wasnt impressed.
My son was asleep and some freak stood in out hallway...

[AdamW]

Someone knocking on your door.....man that is soooo random

[AshC]

Someone knocking on your door.....man that is soooo random


Do I sense a slight ammount of sarcasm....

[Matty_Mills]

i tend to be the drunk at someones door....
sleeping on the driveway when you lose your keys (had them all the time, just looked in wrong pocket) was a good crack

[djflipsaxo]

Someone knocking on your door.....man that is soooo random

at 1.30 am! yes RANDOM

piss off!

[AdamW]

Hahaha love it how you get all defensive.

[djflipsaxo]

Hahaha love it how you get all defensive.

well I dont love you being sarcastic!
:P

[shieldy]

lol haha piss head!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wobble_vtr]

you should buy an air rifle and 'home alone' it through the letter box