60mph

[paullllllllll]

Can dis be dun in 2nd gear? i tried it but my car jolted for sum reason lol

[Ashleyp]

are you a dick?

[matt_vtr_15]

yeah mate i get 63...

no it can't really...

[MrHouston]

oh dear

[Peejous]

Can dis be dun in 2nd gear? i tried it but my car jolted for sum reason lol

hahahahahahahahahahaha

Epic Fail.

[J222JRA]

i believe it is possible, depends how much you respect your car though as thrashing it doesnt do it much good.

[DawsonWicked]

hahahahahahahahahhaha fucking hell ahahahahahahaahaaahahahah im in before the lock !

[Matty_Mills]

Yea blud, i can get well ova 60 in my sax ennit,
smashed it thru maccy d's car park at 62 in second on fridai at the local cruz bruv!!!!
Dont be a twat all your life

[Grant]

are you a dick?


lol :y:

[paullllllllll]

Yea blud, i can get well ova 60 in my sax ennit,
smashed it thru maccy d's car park at 62 in second on fridat at the local cruz bruv!!!!
Dont be a twat all your life

how did u get 62 in a car park!? wikieddd!!!:drink::drink:

[DawsonWicked]

Yea blud, i can get well ova 60 in my sax ennit,
smashed it thru maccy d's car park at 62 in second on fridat at the local cruz bruv!!!!
Dont be a twat all your life

wot iz u chattin blud ma vtarrrrgggg cn do 68mph in 2ndz so i finz u will find blud i wud beat u offff theee lighz brapp pp pp ppppp !

[paullllllllll]

Yea blud, i can get well ova 60 in my sax ennit,
smashed it thru maccy d's car park at 62 in second on fridat at the local cruz bruv!!!!
Dont be a twat all your life

u spelt fridai wrong mate..

[Karl]

the Jolt was the VTEC.
Dont forget to shout "y0!" next time.

[Matty_Mills]

how did u get 62 in a car park!? wikieddd!!!:drink::drink:

Fuck off

[Bowey]

i got 100 out of first gear

[Ashleyp]

u spelt fridai wrong mate..

hahah.. so whats in like having no friends?

[matt_vtr_15]

the Jolt was the VTEC.
Dont forget to shout "y0!" next time.

haha,

i shout 'limiter kicked in y0' when im bouncing at under 60mph...

if i shout 'vtec' instead will this help me??

[Jimmy-Boy]

hahahahaahahahaaha +1 in before lock but must be same ip address as some1 else on here surely? i used to hit 45 in first going up hills...

[kristel10589]

Do you hate your car?

[betty02]

i shat on a windscreen once

[DawsonWicked]

i got 100 out of first gear

your my idol, wot modz u dun blud ????????? im iz guesin neonz nd ebay supercharger !!!!!!!!!

;) lol

[Matty_Mills]

Seriously is Paulllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllll a person playing pretend or a genuine twat?

[paullllllllll]

i shat on a windscreen once



lol, me too..

[Ashleyp]

Seriously is Paulllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllll a person playing pretend or a genuine twat?

lol, me too..

question answerd mat

[betty02]

lol, me too..

Was your mums

[paullllllllll]

Seriously is Paulllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllll a person playing pretend or a genuine twat?


nah blud, i'm a genuine diamond gEEza!

btw why do u post in every thread 709235 times a minute?

[Karl]

I find trying to jump outta your seat whilst driving improves acceleration as there is less weight...

[Matty_Mills]

haha, fair enough.
+1

[Karl]

nah blud, i'm a genuine diamond gEEza!

btw why do u post in every thread 709235 times a minute?

LOL! Paullllll just faceraped Matty_Mills.

[Jimmy-Boy]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6dFyXSkUu14

[paullllllllll]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6dFyXSkUu14

cant see dis mate, im at school :drink: wot is it?

[Matty_Mills]

nah blud, i'm a genuine diamond gEEza!

btw why do u post in every thread 709235 times a minute?

if you know i post in other threads alot, you must be a previous user :P
and its because i'm a 65 year old virgin trying to groom young lads so they will one day sit on my face
x

[Peejous]

Can dis be dun in 2nd gear? i tried it but my car jolted for sum reason lol

cant see dis mate, im at school :drink: wot is it?

Are you old enough to drive?

[paullllllllll]

Are you old enough to drive?

yeah, year behind doin woodwork!!

[Jimmy-Boy]

Are you old enough to drive?

jacked is gran's car... standard...

[carlos7777777]

btw, that 'jolt' was the limiter... dick...

[betty02]

yeah, year behind doin woodwork!!

Where you from?

[Matty_Mills]

jacked is gran's car... standard...

Haha, lad from the local estate got arressted for robbing his nans fiesta....
fantastic stuff

[kristel10589]

yeah, year behind doin woodwork!!

Hows the wooden bodykit/spoiler coming along?..... looking anything like it's meant to yet?......

http://www.oldwoodies.com/img/weird/83nissan_taj-jackobs_lr.jpg

[turnip]

Yea blud, i can get well ova 60 in my sax ennit,
smashed it thru maccy d's car park at 62 in second on fridai at the local cruz bruv!!!!
Dont be a twat all your life
u spelt fridai wrong mate..

erm...this guy has got to be a pisstaker lol

I hope he is because the though of someone this stupid existing scares me lol

[Peejous]

My I make a small suggestion.

Press the big X on the top right of your screen and go finish that bird house.

[paullllllllll]

Hows the wooden bodykit/spoiler coming along?..... looking anything like it's meant to yet?......

http://www.oldwoodies.com/img/weird/83nissan_taj-jackobs_lr.jpg


dat looks gash!!

nah mate, im gettin a s1600 style kit wiv a widetrack conversion £4k!!

[Jimmy-Boy]

Hows the wooden bodykit/spoiler coming along?..... looking anything like it's meant to yet?......

http://www.oldwoodies.com/img/weird/83nissan_taj-jackobs_lr.jpg

wtf... they did'nt paint it...

http://www.barryboys.co.uk/photos9/FreshenUpCalibra02.jpg

[Matty_Mills]

My I make a small suggestion.

Press the big X on the top right of your screen and go finish that bird house.

FUCKING BUUUUUUUUUURN

Peej... for the third week in a row you have made me cry at work in fits of laughter...


bird house...

fucking lol

[Ashleyp]

yeah, year behind doin woodwork!!

and 20 years behind doing english..

[betty02]

Paulllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll were u frm

[Jimmy-Boy]

Paulllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll were u frm

ebay.co.uk iirc

[paullllllllll]

Paulllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll were u frm

ingland

[Matty_Mills]

ingland

Please some one trace his IP!!!
I'm in stitches here....

[Peejous]

ingland

Holy fuck if everyone leaving school is as bright as you our country is fucked even more than it already is.

I might go move to eyerland

[Matty_Mills]

you can imagine it peej....
"How do we get through the credit crunch priminister"
"whats a credit?"

[betty02]

ingland

Were bouts dick weed

[paullllllllll]

Were bouts dick weed

know need to b rude.

[betty02]

know need to b rude.

IP says your from Kent

[Jimmy-Boy]

know need to b rude.

hahaahahahaha top joker here. what sorta spec is ya car or is it really your grans boy?

[Ashleyp]

you can imagine it peej....
"How do we get through the credit crunch priminister"
"whats a credit?"

but i iz on contract blud

[Matty_Mills]

another person from kent... isn't this the second piss taker from kent within the last 3 days
??
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[Matty_Mills]

but i iz on contract blud

fucking love you!

[paullllllllll]

fucking love you!

im gunna piss in ur mouth

[betty02]

im gunna piss in ur mouth

Film it n i'll give you a ripspeed sticker

[Matty_Mills]

please do. i like it.
Shit in my ears too?
x

[paullllllllll]

Film it n i'll give you a ripspeed sticker

wots ripspeed?

[turnip]

haha this guy can't be on here seriously lol lock down thread please haha

[Prickle]

ingland

oh haii im from the interwebz


are you a joke bud ??

i couldnt resist to post tbh sorry

[Ashleyp]

oh haii im from the interwebz


are you a joke bud ??

i couldnt resist to post tbh sorry

one day ill take you seriously minton

i just lol at everything you say

[Matty_Mills]

paul should be named and shamed....
blatent fake
x

[paullllllllll]

paul should be named and shamed....
blatent fake
x

go away

[Prickle]

go away

they are the E-warriors they get the best of us ;)


but you seem a bit dodgy :wacko:

[J-Reid]

cant believe this is still going ! page 4 still not locked.. im in :) ha

but realy mate. why would you want to do 60 in 2nd?

[Matty_Mills]

go away

i will agree to go away, when you agree to shit inmy ears
x

[paullllllllll]

i will agree to go away, when you agree to shit inmy ears
x

no deal

[Matty_Mills]

no deal

mouth?

[AlexB]

stupidest thread ever

btw my sax could pop nearly 70 on clocks in second
but that was a vts with the limiter at 7800 and a vtr gearbox

bwaaaaaarrrrrrrrp pop bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppp dadadadada bang oh shit my head came trough my bonnet

[turnip]

i'll shit in your mouth.

Not on teh basis that i go away i just fancy it

[Prickle]

stupidest thread ever



that rules mine out than ;) which mean mines was okay


somebody search paullll's IP lol

[Matty_Mills]

Paul is a cunt.... sorry, i mean from kent
x

[David]

are you a joke bud ??


you are.

[Prickle]

you are.

thanks very much


from today il be different on sax-p, as i dont get taking serious enough, my fault i suppose

[paullllllllll]

Paul is a cunt.... sorry, i mean from kent
x

u r a silly cunt, fuck off

[Matty_Mills]

u r a silly cunt, fuck off

No, i think i shall stay.

[Jimmy-Boy]

still going, strange matty is his only friend ?? xxx

[Matty_Mills]

Haha, Jimmy.... only just realised who my new friend is thank you!
x

[paullllllllll]

Haha, Jimmy.... only just realised who my new friend is thank you!
x

bffl :drink::drink:

[Matty_Mills]

sorry... Bffl??

[paullllllllll]

use google mate

[Pieface]

Why do new people come on, and say USE GOOGLE LOLOLOL for every single reply. Christ!

[Matty_Mills]

use google mate

use the power switch on your pc....
patronising failiure to life

[paullllllllll]

Why do new people come on, and say USE GOOGLE LOLOLOL for every single reply. Christ!

i sed it once :drink::drink::drink::drink::drink::drink::drink:: drink:

[Pieface]

And whats with all the smilies? Christer.

[djrem]

Can dis be dun in 2nd gear? i tried it but my car jolted for sum reason lol

Why isnt HollyAnne banned yet?

[turnip]

virtual alcoholic?...

[Jimmy-Boy]

Why isnt HollyAnne banned yet?

its not her surely shes female they can't do this sorta stuff... :geek:

[Viper]

Why isnt HollyAnne banned yet?

who cares.

1) why isn't this thread locked
2) why havn't you been banned

[paullllllllll]

i dun nuffing wrong :(