Bloody Quiet

[AdamW]

God..... Is that tumble weed I see rolling past..... smileys/smiley2.gif

Its dead quiet on here today, I know Chris the big gay bear is on holiday and would be post whoring the place up now.... smileys/smiley17.gif

Whats up with everyone.....

Adam smileys/smiley4.gif

[saxx]

working youngun smileys/smiley17.gif

[AdamW]

Im working aswell but still find time..... smileys/smiley17.gif

You need to be more dedicated young lady.... smileys/smiley2.gif

[Dan]

work and other shit getting to me.

[Clouds_mate]

A agree. Bit wack on here today, need to no about the spray paint before i leave in 45mins but no 1 wants to help smileys/sad.gif

[AdamW]

No one is talkin at all

Any know any good jokes??

[Clouds_mate]

yes

[AdamW]

Well.......


I have one but may offend homosexuals in a funny way

[grantsmith1985]

tell tell

[Clouds_mate]

do it smileys/smiley4.gif

A man walks into a butchers and says

"have you got a sheeps head"

"No" Replied the butcher
"its the way i comb my hair"

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[AdamW]

Why do homosexuals Prefer ribbed condoms??????












Better traction in the Mud...... smileys/smiley4.gif

[grantsmith1985]

LOL, thats well funny

[AdamW]

do it smileys/smiley4.gif

A man walks into a butchers and says

"have you got a sheeps head"

"No" Replied the butcher
"its the way i comb my hair"

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LMFBO! © sax-p

Im fucking pissing myself here......Its one of those jokes that doesnt seem funny but it is... smileys/smiley5.gif smileys/smiley4.gif

[Clouds_mate]

I thank you smileys/smiley4.gif

I have another one but it needs to be told in person smileys/smiley17.gif

[saxx]

or u just need to get out more smileys/smiley2.gif

[grantsmith1985]

give it a go anyway

[AdamW]

Anyone else......

If they are shit you will be told. smileys/smiley2.gif

[grantsmith1985]

A Man walks into a Bar, ouch. Olden but still a gooden lol.

[grantsmith1985]

smileys/smiley9.gif ok I am really bored, lol

[Clouds_mate]

Grant - please leave this thread that sucked

[AdamW]

You just let the side down grant... If i was a Mod your account would be deactivated.... smileys/smiley4.gif

[Clouds_mate]

^^^agreed i shall second that.

You can always make yourself cool again by telling something worth reading this time smileys/smiley17.gif

[Zany_Jim]

http://img183.echo.cx/img183/922/mrttv6vd.gif

Hey Fools Guess whos finished college for today smileys/smiley2.gif



HAMMER TIME.....NA N NA NA NA NA N NA.....CAN'T TOUCH THIS.....

[AdamW]

Hot off the press. Its been reported what the Queen gave Camilla for her wedding present.

A Mercedes and a weekend holiday in Paris.

[grantsmith1985]

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving
an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test
features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which
you
will have to make a decision.

Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please
scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.

----------------------------------------------------

THE SITUATION

You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you
caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical
proportions.

You are a photo journalist working for a major newspaper, and you're
caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly
hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses
and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water.

Nature is unleashing all of its destructive
fury.

----------------------------------------------------

THE TEST

Suddenly you see a man in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying
not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow the man
looks familiar. You suddenly realise who it is. It's Sven Goran Eriksson.

At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him
under forever. You have two options--you can save the life of Sven, or you

can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death
of one of the world's most famous football managers.

----------------------------------------------------

THE QUESTION

Here's the question, and please give an honest
answer.................



Would you select high contrast colour film, or would you go with the
classic simplicity of black and white?

[Clouds_mate]

Adam, harsh man





















But who cares

[grantsmith1985]

Have I redeemed myself smileys/smiley17.gif

[Clouds_mate]

we asked for a joke not spam

[grantsmith1985]

Did you read it, its not spam

[Clouds_mate]

so no smileys/smiley17.gif

[AdamW]

------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same villages and towns.

When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a gift cheque for £50.

At the second house they presented him an 18-carat gold watch. The folks at the third house handed him a bottle of 15-year old Scotch whisky.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a dumb blonde in her lingerie.

She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.

When he had had enough they went downstairs, where the dumb blonde fixed him a full George Best breakfast: Bacon, Eggs, Sausage & Tomato with freshly-squeezed orange juice.

When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a £5 note sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.

"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the five quid for?"

"Well," said the dumb blonde, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day and that we should do something special for you."

"I asked him what to give you."

He said, "F*ck him. Give him a fiver."

She smiled shyly and said, "The breakfast was my idea."

[grantsmith1985]

Heard that the other day, lol, made me laugh smileys/smiley17.gif

[Slinky_Saxo]

A man walks into a pub with a ball of tarmac under his arm.

He asks the barman 'can i have a pint please......OH and one for the road'

smileys/smiley4.gif cheesy!

[saxx]

Thats the funniest yet slinky.... smileys/smiley17.gif

[Clouds_mate]

see things havnt got much better since been at work smileys/smiley3.gif

[Clouds_mate]

and today isnt much better isit?

[grantsmith1985]

Not really lol. What has a Slinky and a chav got in common.



They are both pretty useless but it is still fun to watch one fall down the stairs smileys/smiley17.gif

[grantsmith1985]

Come on that was better than the first one surely, lol.

[AdamW]

What has grant and a war in Iraq got in common??

NOT FUCKING FUNNY...... smileys/smiley4.gif

[Clouds_mate]

LMAO

now thats what we need Adam haha

[grantsmith1985]

That was well good, lol. smileys/smiley17.gif

[AdamW]

Bow down people..... smileys/smiley4.gif

[grantsmith1985]

smileys/clap.gif

[AdamW]

**Peter Kay Classic**

Man walks into a butchers and says "Morning John you working alone today, What happend to your assistant?"

John replys "I had to sack him I caught him sticking his dick in the bacon slicer!

Man replys " Wheres your bacon slicer?!

John then says " Had to sack her too"