Speak to god...

[Clouds_mate]

... Here (http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html)

Some of you may have seen this on SSC, if not have a go smileys/smiley4.gif

[grantsmith1985]

DOne it earlier after looking at ssc, found it rubbish, never actually answer a lot of questions. Entertaining for a bit though smileys/smiley17.gif

[Yates]

i asked him how many ppl he had slept with he said he was a machine so i asked...

Me:
do you ever break down
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I chat with people on the Web.

god doesnt have a clue

Me:
will you suck me off
God:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.

[Clouds_mate]

Me:
will you suck me off
God:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.

LOL

[Yates]

Me:
have you had a threesome
God:
I don't know if I have a threesome.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.

im amusing myself, childish questions i know, but the answers are all good!

[grantsmith1985]

yer thats what I was doing. Small things hey, lol.

[AdamW]

Me:
are you a bender
God:
Am I a bender? Only when it matters.

Hahaha